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A man built a room with 250 blocks and later turned it to a school, with him being the headmaster. Whenever his students offends him, he would tell them to go and give the wall 50 punches. Two students Ofego and Akpos offended him one day. After his orders, Ofego started punching the wall. He was crying heavily but the headmaster did not tell him to leave until he finished the 50 punches. He then told Akpos to go and do likewise. Akpos said; Rubbish! The Headmaster then said; For saying that, it's now 100 punches for you. Akpos said; Nonsense. The Headmaster then said; Now it is 200 punches. Akpos went towards the wall, as he gave the wall a punch (gbooooo), a block fell down from the wall. The Headmaster quivered; What's that. Akpos said; Nothing...Gbooo oo (another block falls). The Headmaster became afraid and said; You can go and sit down. Akpos said; That would be total injustice, my friend Ofego finished his punishment, i also want to finish my own...gboooo,gb ooo, gboooo (The blocks started falling down). The Headmaster cried out; I said go and sit down. Akpos said; That would be cheating on the other student Ofego...gbooo, gboooo, gbooo (blocks were falling down). The Headmaster said; Can't i order you, i'm i not old enough to be your father. Akpos then said; For mentioning my fathers' name, i've increased my punishment to 250 punches. The headmaster knelt down and said; Akpos my good son, take it easy, i know this building is already going down, but please pardon the foundation.

Two Mad Men in a psychiatric hospital Akpos and Ochuko were having an argument on who is more mad.
Akpos said; I am more mad than you.
Ochuko said; It's a lie. If you know how many years i have been mad, you won't be saying this.
Akpos then killed himself and his Spirit got up and tells Ochuko to kill himself too.
Ochuko then said; No, i give up, you are more mad than me.

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if she remove her jeans together with pant, - condom
if she have tattoo, - condom

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if she smoke, use 2 Condoms

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some guys eeh they will be looking at a girl,next thing they will use eyes to UnCloth her and even use eye to wear back her clothe. ���

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*Chaiiii* , *See* *Life* .

Humorous description of seven stages of Life.�.
1.) � 0-5 yrs we experience many "SPILLS" ..
2.) � 6-16 yrs we undergo many "DRILLS" ..
3.) � 17-25 yrs we discover many "THRILLS" ..
4.) � 26-40 yrs we have to pay many "BILLS" ..
5.) � 41-60 yrs we take many "PILLS" ..
6.) � 61-75 yrs we suffer many "ILLS" ..
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7. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.

8.Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be say pass dem name am Samson.

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15.woman wey de find pikin no de wear pant sleep.

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