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City Laughers by Odyst: 6:17am On Feb 22, 2019 |
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Re: City Laughers by Odyst: 7:47am On Feb 22, 2019 |
A man built a room with 250
blocks and later turned it to a
school, with him being the
headmaster.
Whenever his students offends him, he
would tell them to go and give the wall 50
punches.
Two students Ofego and Akpos offended
him one day.
After his orders, Ofego started punching
the wall.
He was crying heavily but the
headmaster did not tell him to
leave until he finished the 50
punches.
He then told Akpos to go and do likewise.
Akpos said; Rubbish!
The Headmaster then said; For saying that,
it's now 100 punches for you.
Akpos said; Nonsense.
The Headmaster then said; Now it is 200
punches.
Akpos went towards the wall, as he gave
the wall a punch
(gbooooo), a block fell down from the wall.
The Headmaster quivered; What's that.
Akpos said; Nothing...Gbooo oo (another
block falls).
The Headmaster became afraid and said;
You can go and sit down.
Akpos said; That would be total injustice,
my friend Ofego finished his punishment, i
also want to finish my own...gboooo,gb
ooo, gboooo
(The blocks started falling down).
The Headmaster cried out; I said go and sit
down.
Akpos said; That would be cheating on the
other student Ofego...gbooo, gboooo,
gbooo (blocks were falling down).
The Headmaster said; Can't i order you, i'm i
not old enough to be your father.
Akpos then said; For mentioning my
fathers' name, i've increased my
punishment to 250 punches.
The headmaster knelt down and said;
Akpos my good son, take it easy, i know
this building is already going down, but
please pardon the foundation. 1 Like |
Re: City Laughers by Odyst: 7:49am On Feb 22, 2019 |
Two Mad Men in a psychiatric hospital Akpos and Ochuko were having an argument on who is more mad. Akpos said; I am more mad than you. Ochuko said; It's a lie. If you know how many years i have been mad, you won't be saying this. Akpos then killed himself and his Spirit got up and tells Ochuko to kill himself too. Ochuko then said; No, i give up, you are more mad than me. 2 Likes |
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Re: City Laughers by Odyst: 9:28am On Jun 13, 2019 |
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Re: City Laughers by Odyst: 9:29am On Jun 13, 2019 |
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Re: City Laughers by Odyst: 9:33am On Jun 13, 2019 |
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Re: City Laughers by Odyst: 11:38am On Jun 13, 2019 |
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Re: City Laughers by Odyst: 11:38am On Jun 13, 2019 |
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Re: City Laughers by Odyst: 5:53pm On Jun 15, 2019 |
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Re: City Laughers by Odyst: 5:53pm On Jun 15, 2019 |
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Re: City Laughers by Odyst: 5:54pm On Jun 15, 2019 |
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Re: City Laughers by Odyst: 5:54pm On Jun 15, 2019 |
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Re: City Laughers by Odyst: 5:55pm On Jun 15, 2019 |
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Re: City Laughers by Odyst: 6:12pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
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Re: City Laughers by Odyst: 6:12pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
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Re: City Laughers by Odyst: 7:57am On Jun 21, 2019 |
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Re: City Laughers by Odyst: 7:57am On Jun 21, 2019 |
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