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Literature / Re: Love Happened By Rose Akpabio by officialflex(f): 8:36am On Aug 08, 2017
teanumi:
I can see sense is far from u
nope u are d one suffering from bad humour, a functionless brain and a demoralized faculty of thinking. you got the wrong person jobless she goat, go control ur fam am not one of the. Opening ur maggot filled mouth to tell me wat to do hiding behind some cheap phone with less than 100mb to vent the anger of ur stressed life on me, all of u that think u are smart always end up been the dumb one , go get a life and stop bossing around in a place people are catching there fun. text back so u can cry OK?
Literature / Re: Love Happened By Rose Akpabio by officialflex(f): 4:10pm On Aug 07, 2017
bimberry1307:

Hey, next time please just click on reply button. OK?
ok like am ur kid sis ryt hunn, ok like u ar my mum ryt... dont even start all those y do u av to quote all the story shit in my ear cos wat u just said is pissing me off, someone bfor you already talked in a way matured and sensible way, we all av our way of grabbing attention the suspense made me do that so i dont need likea of you to talk to me like u are some kind of my grandma or aunty or whatever u think u are to me. Hey ,next time please just mind ur business or talk in a less diminishing way. OK?
Literature / Re: Love Happened By Rose Akpabio by officialflex(f): 12:03pm On Aug 06, 2017
Angelsss:
***
‘I am not crying’ Sophia jerked and rose to her feet, had he been awake the whole time? What spirit had possessed her? Why had she caressed his body like that? She’d never done that to any man before.

‘I am not blind’ Lekan groaned, his head hurt, he tried to stand but his strength failed him.
The last thing he remembered was chasing some beggar boy and getting knocked down by a very attractive woman.
He’d thought he was dead. From the moment the car had hit him, he’d been plunged into another world of darkness.
A world that had no illumination, he was so sure he had died and had probably gone to hell, the place of eternal torment.
Slowly, a bright light from above spread over the earth, the earth was vast and scanty, with no vegetation on living creature.
He’d walked some distance towards a pit he’d seen, as he neared the pit, he could hear the sobs of a woman.
He’d been so scared, so terrified of the strange place he’d found himself, he peered into the pit and found a woman sobbing: it was Sophia.

‘Nothing’s wrong with me’ she affirmed and fetched her towel, feeling so embarrassed that he’d seen her that way.
‘I am sorry you’re in this condition, I assure you, I have no hand in it’ she explained.

‘I never said you did’ Lekan lifted a brow still watching her.
The lady that had bashed him wasn’t the lady that hit him, he was confused.

‘I apologize for Barbie’s recklessness’ Sophia continued.

‘Who’s Barbie’? Lekan asked.

‘My younger sister, the one that hit you’ Sophia replied.

‘Oh, she’s such a pretty woman’ Lekan remarked then felt like slapping himself after as he noticed Sophia’s pained expression.

‘You’re also pretty too, you have very nice lips’ he stuttered, he didn’t know why looking at her made him uneasy, he’d never felt that way before.

‘Okay’ she replied silently feeling embarrassed he had to compliment her that way.

‘So, where am I’? Lekan reached into his pockets and searched for his phones.

‘Our house’ Sophia replied.

‘Oh, nice apartment, where is your rude friend’? Lekan asked gently. She was very uneasy, he noticed, he felt guilty for hitting her the other night, how foolish he’d been.

‘She’s around, let me get you some pain killers Sir’ Sophia suggested, she’d noticed he was in pain.

‘Olalekan’ he didn’t feel comfortable with the way she addressed him.

‘What’? she asked.

‘Call me Olalekan or Lekan’ he said and began to dial Mrs Olaitan. He didn’t want the old lady to worry about him.

‘Okay sir’ she nodded and bit her lip shyly after that.

‘What’s your name’? he smiled

‘Sophia’ she replied and avoided his gaze.

‘Nice name for a nice person’ he stared at her.
She wasn’t unattractive he decided, she just had a problem with her weight, he wondered if she’d ever considered losing some weight.
She seemed nice and humble, and he knew he had to apologize for his ruthless behavior.

‘Alright, let me get the drugs, I will be back’ Sophia spun on her heel, ready to avoid this man that sent chills running down her spine.

‘Wait, I am sorry’ Lekan inhaled deeply, maybe the accident had changed him, he rarely apologized to people.

Sophia spun round gently and watched his adorable face, he was an angel.

‘Sophia, I am sorry for the way I acted last night, I don’t usually hit women, I don’t know what came over me’ he apologized.

‘It’s okay, maybe I deserved it, I bashed your new car’ she shrugged, feeling overwhelmed that he’d actually apologized to her.

‘No, you don’t deserve it, no man should ever hit a woman, it’s wrong, no matter her offense, I am truly sorry for the mean words I spoke to you’ he continued.

‘Thank you’ she smiled and walked away.

‘Shit!’ Lekan swore, something had changed within him, he could feel it. He’d grown softer.

‘Hello Mrs Olaitan’ she’d finally picked the call.
‘Olalekan, where are you?’ she asked weakly.

‘I had an accident, but I guess I’m fine, I’m still alive and breathing’ he forced himself on his feet.

‘Accident? Please where are you? I hope you aren’t hurt?’ she sounded scared.

‘I am fine. I’ll be back home soon, call Doctor Oliver to come home, I need to be examined’ he ordered her to call his personal doctor.

‘Okay, I shall do that, please take care of yourself Lekan’ the old woman pleaded.

‘I will, goodnight’ he ended the call.

‘What a night’ he exhaled, maybe he deserved it, the old woman had taken pains to decorate the house for Christmas and he’d asked her to take it down just because it reminded him of his childhood.

‘You’re awake’! he heard a female voice that wasn’t Sophia’s, he turned around immediately and faced her rude friend.

‘Yes I am’ Lekan’s eyes darkened.

‘Oh, sorry I didn’t tell you, he’s awake now’ Sophia walked in with her drug basket.

‘Engineer Lekan, I am sorry for the things I said to you and how I spoke to you, I sincerely beg you and assure you it wouldn’t happen again’ Kachi decided to apologize.

‘Well it’s okay’ Lekan waved her off, he wasn’t interested in what she had to say, he just wanted to know more about Sophia and he didn’t understand why.

‘Here, swallow this, it would help numb the pain, then we would go to the hospital after’ Sophia handed him the drugs and a glass of water.

‘Okay’ he accepted.

‘Thanks’ she whispered to Kachi who had finally apologized to Lekan.
‘Anything for you girl’ Kachi replied, knowing deep down Lekan was still upset with her.

‘You never told me you were a doctor, thanks very much’ Lekan smiled and placed the glass on the center table.

‘Far from it, my mother was a nurse’ Sophia smiled as she memories about her mother came calling.

‘Was’? Lekan lifted a brow.

‘Sophia, I really have to go now, a client just called me, she needs her hair badly done tonight, she has a wedding for tomorrow’ Kachi needed to give them space, she wasn’t that naïve to ignore attraction when it had started its bloom.

‘Now? Do you really have to go? I need to take Lekan to the hospital, you just have to be there’ she didn’t feel comfortable being alone with the man. Not that she suspected he could hurt her physically, but she felt weird in his presence.

‘Don’t worry about me, I can take care of myself’ Lekan interrupted.

‘Good, you see? Your Lekan would be fine. Goodnight love. Cheers’ she pecked Sophia on the chin and stormed out.

‘You like her a lot’ Lekan remarked as he watched her.
‘Yes, we’ve been friends for a very long time’ Sophia smiled.

‘So, about your mother, you didn’t answer my question’ he hoped he didn’t appear nosy.

‘She’s dead, she died long time ago along my dad, they both perished in a car crash’ Sophia explained. She thought she was mistaken, but looking at Lekan’s eyes that minute, she knew he wasn’t as hard as he looked.

‘I’m sorry’ Lekan whispered gently. So she was an orphan? It made him feel worse about hitting her.

‘No, it’s fine. I’m over that, I moved on since’ she sighed with relief.

‘So where is your sister? She was the one that hit me, yet you took responsibility’ He was surprised.

‘Oh, Barbie, well, she had an appointment, she would be back soon’ Sophia chuckled softly, his tone amused her.

‘Wow’ he loved the sound of her laughter.

‘Yea, so we have to go now, let me take you to the hospital’ she rose to her feet and fetched her keys.

‘No, I’m heading home, I already called my doctor’ he rose to his feet.

‘Home? You can’t go home in this shape’? her eyes widened with shock.

‘I have to’ Lekan insisted.

‘Okay, I’ll drive you home’ Sophia suggested, his feet weren’t strong and he still staggered, she had to take him home.

‘Why are you being so nice to me’? Lekan was touched by her concern for him.

‘That’s the only thing I learnt from life, you never know who could help you in future’ Sophia replied and walked towards him.

‘That’s true, very true’ Lekan pondered on her words. She was actually a very wise woman. He had hit her the other night but here she was caring and nursing him, while her sister who’d been the one that had ran over him had gone for a meeting.

‘I’ll have to help you walk, can I’? she wanted holding his hands.

‘Yes you can’ he felt amused, did she just ask for permission to hold his hand?

‘Here we go’ Sophia smiled and placed her hand in his. Their eyes suddenly glued together as tiny sparks passed from their hands that was firmly gummed together.

His whole body was on fire, he had never felt this way before, everything was new for him. His eyes stayed on hers and he felt her pain instantly, the depth of her brown eyes were clouded by grief, he could read her sadness, he could hear her thoughts.

‘We have to go now’ Sophia looked away, she was scared of looking into his eyes.

‘Yes we have to’ Lekan obeyed. ***

Barbie had arrived Oscar’s house, he’d dropped the key somewhere so she could get into the house.
Thankfully Sophia had been in the house with Kachi, so the handsome man she’d hit was in good hands.
She couldn’t believe it, so Oscar was finally hers?

‘What do we have here’? she pulled the fridge open and searched for something she could drink, she was famished.
She fetched a jug of orange juice and poured herself some, the drink laced her tongue with its sweetness.
‘Yummy’ she licked her lips and reached out to the other side of the table to pick her phone, someone was calling.
Definitely, it was her sister, maybe she’d called to give her information on the condition of the guy, she prayed he was alright. Now wasn’t the right time for things to go wrong in her life, she had Oscar and he promised to help her get a good job, everything was beautiful in her world.

‘Hello Soph, how is his condition’? She spoke without looking at the caller identity.

‘It’s not Sophia’ Benet’s baritone danced in her ear drum.

‘Oh, good evening Benet, how can I help you’? she grimaced, she had to put him in his place, this wasn’t the time for him either, she didn’t want anyone coming between her and Oscar.
‘You promised to call me, I miss you Barbie, I want to feel your body, I want to get my hands all over you’ his voice was husky with emotion.

‘Stop it Benet, just hold it right there’ she dropped her glass and fingered her hair.
‘I don’t understand you Barbs, what’s wrong, you’ve been acting all different’ Benet was taken aback by her harshness.

‘Hey don’t Barbs me okay? I don’t want us to see each other anymore, it’s over Benet, go find yourself another chic’ she fired at him.

‘Over? What’s over? You can’t do that to me, I just wiped my bank account to make you happy. Barbie have I offended you in any way’? he asked.

‘No you haven’t, and if it’s the shoes you want, I’ll return them tomorrow, I don’t love you Benet, just go, okay? You’ll find someone who cares’ Barbie replied.

‘No, I can’t be with someone else, you’re the woman for me’ He was shocked.
He suddenly felt weak, like all energy had been sapped from him.

‘Then I’m sorry, goodbye Benet’ she drawled.

‘Wait’ he begged, something was going on. Barbie’s behavior was quite strange.

‘Are you in love with someone else’? he asked.

‘That’s none of your business, but if you must know, Oscar is better than you ten times over at everything, goodbye Ben’ she brought the call to an end. The blasting of the horn alerted her of Oscar’s presence.
She rushed out to meet with him.

‘Welcome honey, I miss you so much’ Barbie smiled and rushed to meet him.

‘My love, sorry I kept you waiting’ Oscar slid out of the car.

‘So how was work? What did you client say’? She asked.

‘Fine, everything is fine, you look exhausted, are you okay’? Oscar inquired and lifted her face to have a better look at her. She looked pale and scared.

‘I had an accident, I hit a guy’ Barbie replied.

‘Jeez, are you okay? Is he okay’? he asked.

‘Yes, Sophia is caring for him’ Barbie nodded.

‘Oh, fine,let’s go inside, I bought us dinner’ he led the way.
moreeeeee pls moreeee
Literature / Re: Love Happened By Rose Akpabio by officialflex(f): 7:40pm On Aug 05, 2017
Angelsss:
Thank you for your comments. Thanks very much. I will improve on updates biko
pls u av too huun biko abeg , suspense is over the edge cant wait to see barbie torn from limbs to limbs.
Literature / Re: Love Happened By Rose Akpabio by officialflex(f): 10:12pm On Aug 04, 2017
Angelsss:
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update plssssss, biko na beg i dey beg this suspense is killing
Literature / Re: Love Happened By Rose Akpabio by officialflex(f): 10:11pm On Aug 04, 2017
sister angel pls update na , plsssss i beg you
Celebrities / Re: EXPOSED: Hushpuppi Is Also "Jane Woodscrane". See Proof - CorpersCorner by officialflex(f): 8:41am On Jul 31, 2017
Ehiscotch:

Don't blame the Op for putting his talent to use.

He was probably free and used his spare time somewhat judiciously.

This is what he does and he had an opportunity to expose hushpuppi just like many people including you who entered the thread after seeing the topic at 11:40 Nigerian time to know who that puppi really is so don't be a hypocrite.

He might very well have exposed a fraudstar which is a good thing.

No one is hating on hushpuppi but he still needs to prove or atleast tell us his source of wealth.

It concerns us because fraudstars are giving us a bad name abroad and he might very well be one.
and how does it concern you,so y'all stay behind phone to criticize some one , what ur business with his source of income ,like seriously wat is ur damn business. nigerians are sooo funny so cos he is flaunting his wealth he should come and list his source of income to you guys why why should he, when he was that broke ass nigga back in the days no one saw him and y'all did not ask him ,i guess it people like u dat would av even mocked him, anyone that is intimidated by his wealth should work for his or hers, no one should be intimidated by what others do, that is when the greedy mofons will start killing people saying they want to be like hushpuppi, i guess people like you will now rise up and say it his fault for flaunting what he worked hard for over the years lmao, greedy people everywhere. not like i av much but rather than waste my time looking for another person's source of income i will work to get my own money simple. the major thing here is for everyone to mind there business

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Car Talk / Re: Which Will You Pick If You Are To Stick To 1 Car Brand For The Rest Of Your Life by officialflex(f): 7:35am On Jul 29, 2017
Audi for life
Politics / Re: Isaac Fayose Describes Ibadan As A Dead City, Asks If Oyo State Still Has Govern by officialflex(f): 8:37am On Jul 24, 2017
very stupid somebody, I laugh 8n Spanish can remember entering ekiti state and seeing the placard used to write welcome to ekiti, there almighty Ado is ruled by prostitutes and yahoo guys, pls what exactly is this goat saying comparing Ibadan to ekiti, the place that looks like village no amenities, nothing apart from ado the other places there are just like Olodo outskirt of Ibadan, no common Mall, nothing, cinema zero, but when it comes to hotel number one, because it the harbour of prostitute and g guys, very rural place to be I spit on u, very stupid Man.

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Literature / Re: Love Happened By Rose Akpabio by officialflex(f): 6:43pm On Jul 17, 2017
Angelsss:
***

‘I have a bad feeling about this, like something terrible is going to happen to us’ Kachi was frightened by the way Sophia drove, she’d never seen her give way to recklessness.

‘Come on, move the damned car’ Sophia fired the horn, why was all this happening? So just on the night her Oscar was in trouble, they had to be this terrible traffic.

‘I think relaxing would help, we could’ve just called one of his friends and all this would be over’ Kachi sighed and looked out the window.

She could feel it, Christmas was already in the air, each corner had a tree and the street lights were decorated with penchants of Christmas symbols.
‘You know, this is always my best season, there’s just something beautiful about Christmas, something blissful and peaceful to, I believe Jesus actually exists’ Kachi continued dryly knowing very well her friend wasn’t paying attention to whatever she had to say.

‘Yea right, Jesus is real so stop running your mouth’ Sophia was getting impatient with the traffic.

‘You don’t have to be rude you know? I’m trying to get you to relax’? Kachi whispered.

‘If something happened to him, I could never forgive myself’ Sophia sobbed. Oscar was the only man that had looked her way since her first boyfriend had broken up with her. She knew she wasn’t attractive, most men came for her body and she wouldn’t let them, at the end of the day, they made fun of her and called her silly names, ‘Fatty’ was always among them.

‘Oh God don’t start, how can you say such? Nothing would happen to him’ Kachi felt bad anytime Sophia cried, she was just too fragile to get hurt.

‘Okay, you know how much Oscar loves me, he accepts me the way I am, he loves me so much, he reminds me of Benet in so many ways’ she smiled sadly.

‘Honey don’t go there, Oscar and Benet have nothing in common’ Kachi hissed angrily.

‘You never really liked Benet did you?’ Sophia was forced to laugh.

‘Oh please, he never deserved you, how did you even fall for that guy, I know he was hot and happening but any man who isn’t loyal ain’t worth my shit’ Kachi hated Benet after she’d seen Barbie and him making out, the scene had haunted her for several days, but she wouldn’t let Sophia in on what she’d seen.
It would have wrecked her completely.

‘I don’t know Kachi, sometimes I wish I was so thin that I’ll never ever want to worry about getting fat’ she relaxed against the car seat.

‘Soph, do you think finding a man is all about the way you look? You’re lucky to have a man like Oscar, don’t allow your insecurities get in your way of love, you have a problem with your weight but that doesn’t mean you don’t deserve to be loved and cherished’ Kachi consoled her.

‘You know why I love you? You always find a way of lifting my spirits, I wish I could do that to you when you’re down’ she knew how Kachi could be when she got depressed.

‘Well there’s just one thing you can do, find me women that are into women’ Kachi grinned and focused on the road.

‘You aren’t serious are you?’ Sophia fixed her seatbelt and ignited the engine as the traffic lightened.

‘Yes I am, I wanna be happy baby, like you and Oscar, just that in place of a dick, I’ll be having cucumbers or fingers’ she added.

‘Oh please, I am not sleeping with Oscar, I told you before, I’m keeping myself for my wedding night, I want it to be special’ Sophia wanted giving Oscar her virginity once they got married.

‘Oh please, you should break it and enjoy, you’re missing out on a lot’ Kachi winked.

‘Okay, fasten your seatbelt, we’re about to fly’ Sophia warned and increased the speed.

‘You have to slow down Sophia, I am not finding it funny, what if we have an accident’? Kaci frowned disapprovingly.

‘I am in perfect control mademoiselle, trust me’ Sophia ignored her warning.
She was happy she had a friend like Kachi, she helped her feel good about everthing, helped her accept herself. Christmas was already in the air, fog had built up and the night was going to be cold, she didn’t know what happened, but she looked out the window for a minute.

‘Oh my God, the brakes, the brakes!’ Kachi screamed, but it was too late, they’d bumped into a black colored Honda civic.

‘Oh my God, what have I done’? Sophia was deeply terrified as she brought the car to a halt, she’d bumped into another car, she hadn’t been fast enough with the brakes.

‘I told you, girl, I am not with you on this one, you’ll handle yourself’ Kachi swore angrily as they both stepped down.
Luckily, there weren’t other cars ahead of the Honda, but they’d done a huge damage to the back of the beautiful car.

‘Lord help me out of this’ Sophia walked gingerly to where the car was parked, but there was no one inside.

‘There’s no one’ she turned to face Kachi.

‘Yes, but we can’t run if that’s what you’re thinking, whoever owns this car may likely be inside this mall, so we just have to wait’ Kachi observed the car.

‘I wasn’t planning on running’ Sophia replied quietly. She was confused, she joined Kachi in observing the back of the car, the two car lights were damaged and she knew she would definitely pay for it.

‘Not right now, how on earth would I afford this? And the restaurant is opening next week, I dunno, maybe I should’ve listened to you, maybe I should’ve called one of his friends’ Sophia wiped the tears that fell off her eyes.

‘This isn’t the time Sophia, let’s just hope this man or woman is a nice person and wouldn’t report us to the police’ Kachi replied.

‘I hope so’ Sophia stopped to breathe, as a very attractive man stepped out of the mall with a beautiful half caste on his shoulders.

He was tall, dark with eyes that sparked lightening, his beards were low so was his hair, but none of that attracted her like his pink lips that curved in a sensuous style as he looked down on the woman who was laughing softly.

‘My God, he’s a hot one, I may consider being straight once more’ Kachi drooled as the man walked closer to them.

‘Oh Lord’ Sophia coughed weakly, he walked towards the car they’d bashed.
***
‘Why are those two ugly women standing next to my car’? Lekan had whispered into her ears, Eleona was one of his numerous girlfriends.
Olalekan Olaoluwa was the son of the ex governor of Osun state, though many didn’t know about him, the masses only knew much about his half brother who was older than him..

‘I like the fat one, she reminds me of christmas Turkey’ Eleona chuckled softly.

Lekan was a man of foul temper and he had a penchant for women, he loved gorgeous women and loved to sleep with them without catching feelings, nobody ever understood why he did what he did, but his heart had been broken by one woman, he’d fallen in love with her for real. He’d told her about his feelings, but she’ d betrayed him greatly by sleeping with his own father, he still remembered her name, but he wouldn’t speak it. The incident had happened three years ago, shortly after their break up, he’d resumed his womanizing ways.

‘Do you see that’? Eleona was quick to notice what had happened to the car.

‘No, this cannot happen to my car, I bought this just last week, what the Bleep is this’? he swore angrily as he got to the scene.

‘Did you women see who did this to my boyfriend’s car’? Eleona spoke to the fat one but she wouldn’t answer.

‘I’m calling the police, I’m so confused’ Lekan reached for his mobile phone.

‘Please sir, I am so sorry, it was a mistake, I didn’t meant to bash your car but I got distracted, please just don’t call the police’ Sophia got closer to him and begged.

‘Yes, we’re really sorry and the brakes failed, have mercy on us’ Kachi joined and eyed the half caste lady angrily, who did she think she was?

‘You’re kidding me right’? without thinking, he drove her to the tarred ground with a hard slap, minutes later he recollected himself.

‘Oh my god, did you have to do that’? Kachi rushed forward and helped Sophia up.

‘Shut up you monkey, your friend bashed my car and you think she doesn’t deserve that’? Lekan spoke in a rush.

‘You’re really crazy, you know that? How much is this stupid car of yours? We can even buy you a new one’? Kachi fired back.

‘Please Kachi mind your words, let’s beg him some more, I don’t want any trouble’ Sophia cried as the heat from the slap warmed her cheeks.
No man had ever struck her in her entire life.

‘Really?’ Lekan’s laugh was soft as he regarded Sophia rose to her feet.

‘Please sir, I am sorry’ Sophia begged.

‘Sorry? You’re so fat and ugly, why couldn’t you keep your ugly self away from my car, I think your friend is right? I need a new car and you both are gonna buy it for me’ he smiled mischievously.

‘Oh my God, Kachi what have you done’? Sophia whispered to her friend.

‘Bleep you’ Kachi snarled at him.
‘And you too’ Lekan smiled, minutes later, the siren sang towards their direction and Sophia knew it was all over, the only person she thought of was her darling, she prayed wherever he was that he would be safe.
***
‘What kind of stunt did you just pull, I thought robbers had come to my house’? Oscar snapped at Barbie who’d played a prank on him.

‘Your door was wide open, so I walked in and switched of the lights and my voice could be so terrible at times’ Barbie laughed heartily.

‘You scared me mehn, I think your sister is worried, I should call her back and tell her I am okay’ Oscar suggested.

‘No, don’t call her, she’ll be fine’ Barbie dropped her purse on the couch and walked towards the man she’d come to love.

‘I don’t think we should do this again Barbie, like, the first time was a mistake, Sophia is just so nice and I don’t want to do anything to hurt her’ Oscar was being honest.

Barbie was more beautiful than Sophia and somehow had charmed him into having an affair with her, but he had gotten back to his senses, besides, Barbie wasn’t in love with him, he knew that for sure, she was only using him to pay up her bills, he’d gone through her phone one time and had read her chats with other men.

‘Really? And the second time? Was that a mistake too’? her voice was low and sexy.

‘Barbie, you are very beautiful and it would be hard for any man to resist you but you shouldn’t have come here. You didn’t even tell me’ He threw his hands up.
‘Well, I am here, are you going to throw me out’? she smiled. Yes, he was right, she hadn’t meant to pay Oscar a visit, but her date had called and cancelled, so she had no other choice but to branch somewhere and cool off.

‘You know I can’t do that, I just feel bad doing this’ Oscar rubbed his head confusedly.

‘No, you don’t feel bad’ Barbie unzipped her dress and let it fall free exposing her beautiful and creamy skin.

‘Excuse me? I am dating your sister forngod’s sake, have some pity on her’ Oscar replied.

‘You know Sophia would never love you like I do, she wouldn’t give her virginity to any man, so you better enjoy this baby, cause I am offering’ she unclasped her bra.

‘Barbie….you know I can’t resist you but Sophia loves me, I would never hurt her’ He rose to his feet and turned his back on her.

‘Love? What makes you think she loves you? You’re not the only man she’s seeing’ Barbie bit her lip. She wanted Oscar for herself, at least to cater for her before she tired of him and moved on to her next prey.

‘What are you talking about’? Oscar spun and faced her naked form and he swallowed her.

‘Benet is the only man she’ll ever love’ Barbie said.

Oscar said nothing, he stared at Barbie perplexed.

‘Have you heard the name Benet before’? Barbie walked towards him.

‘Yes, she told me he broke her heart’ Oscar was confused.

‘She still loves him anyway’ Barbie continued.

‘How’s that even possible, she told me he’s overseas and this happened five years ago’ Oscar was disappointed.

‘Sorry honey, he is back in town’ Barbie smiled and clutched her arms round him.
aunty pls update Na I beg u ni ooo, plssss
Literature / Re: ANIKE : A Story By Toyin Taiwo by officialflex(f): 12:52am On May 28, 2017
This story is soo captivating, I made sure I finished everything one night, we are in the midnight and am just smiling to myself, ur story is soooo sweet, I love it darling. I pray I av such luck ooo.
Literature / Re: Noel's Eve: Christmas Love Story. by officialflex(f): 10:23pm On May 26, 2017
Buttersss:
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pls I could not finish the story Cos u removed some part I beg u pls send it I beg u in God's name.my email @Oluwayimikaflex@gmail.com
Literature / Re: Two Years To Thirty(short Story) by officialflex(f): 9:51am On May 23, 2017
orisunmi:
HI Angeles's, Weldone more strength and more ink to ur pen please send this story to my gmail because am on able to read it finish adewumiojoawo@gmail.com
pls do send to me also angelsss, I really want to read this story, @Oluwayimikaflex@gmail.com ,God bless
Literature / Re: Bloodline.......part Two[Blood And Diamonds] by officialflex(f): 5:17pm On Nov 27, 2016
ironkurtain:


Appreciated smiley
am Avin the feeling this story has part 3,inshort I want it to have part 3.this is the third time I will read this story from the beginning to the end and I would wish u can get someone to turn this amazing piece into a movie, there is no doubt it going to be a blockbuster.so has my wish being granted
Music/Radio / Re: What Is Your Favorite 2face Idibia's Song? by officialflex(f): 5:03pm On Nov 17, 2016
I love all 2 face songs but, spiritual healing,only me, rain drop got me drooling everytime lolll,.infact as I am typing sef goosebumps are all over my body winkI love all 2 face songs but, spiritual healing,only me, rain drop got me drooling everytime lolll,.infact as I am typing sef goosebumps are all over my body

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Literature / Re: The Reluctant Bride by officialflex(f): 5:18pm On Nov 13, 2016
pls this is the first time I will be commenting on literature segment this story is soooo hot loll. pls I want the concluding part plssss. Oluwayimikaflex@gmail.com.pls I will appreciate if u send it to me plsssss
Celebrities / Re: 8 Over-rated Nigerian Artistes By Naijatainment by officialflex(f): 7:02pm On Aug 28, 2016
theshaderoom:
The word “overrated” is defined as
“having a higher opinion of someone or something than is deserved.”

After studying the Nigerian music scene, Naijataiment brings you this list of 8 Over-Rated Nigerian Artistes. These artistes, (some old, some new) are often given so much credit, but a closer look at their works will reveal to you that hype outshines talent and acclaim is founded mostly on media exposure and sentiments.

There’s no denying that the following artistes are popular and successful but do they really have the X factor? And even if they do, is it being applied?

After making my observations and opinions (sometimes scathing) known, I'll leave you to decide and probably correct me, if you have a different opinion about these music stars.


cool Darey

Dare Art Alade – popularly known as Darey – is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, and Idol series judge. He is the son of the renowned Nigerian entertainer, Art Alade.



I had high hopes for Darey, really high hope, and my hopes were dashed.

He has an impressive voice but doesn't seem to take chances. Consistently churning out generic and simple tracks that sound like a cover or rip-off some singer's classic album. I don't know if it's because he did someone's cover once but I don't get an originality vibe from Darey. Failed time after time to really deliver.

Timi Dakolo is doing what everyone hoped Darey would do years ago.


7) Seyi Shay

Deborah Oluwaseyi Joshua, (born 21 December 1985), professionally known by her stage name Seyi Shay is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, recording artist and performer.



I have never met this songstress, but I get the diva vibe off this one. Her slew of embarrassing interviews also makes one wonder if there is anything upstairs even though she has quite an impressive musical pedigree.

She can dance a little, has decent vocals and some good songs. That's it! Good, not outstanding enough to be a rave.


6) Mayorkun

Adewale Mayowa Emmanuel, (Born 1994) better known by his Stage Name MAYORKUN is a Nigerian recording artist, songwriter. In 2016, he signed a record deal with Davido's imprint "HKN Gang".



This guy has been in the music industry for a whole 2 minutes, and his boss davido is already trying to make us think he is the next Michael Jackson. I understand the strategy (i really do), and I enjoy his song "Eleko" but we still haven't decided yet if he is not just another "one hit wonder."

Yes, I know about his new song "Yawa," so let's just put an asterisk on his name and give him some years, to see if he doesn't fall into Davido's shadow.


5) Ice Prince

Panshak Zamani (born 23 October 1986), better known by his stage name Ice Prince, is a Nigerian hip hop recording artist and actor.



Ice Prince cannot rap! In fact, he takes the award for someone really really overrated. His "rap" and flow are painfully repetitive and annoying; sounding like someone reciting nursery rhymes. You hear lines like
"dem no dey go front, dem no dey carry last..."
it's embarrassing just writing that.

He is a testimony of good marketing; chocolate city really did well by him.


4) Victoria Kimani

Victoria Kimani (born 28 July 1985), is an American-born Kenyan singer, songwriter, actress and entertainer. She is currently signed to Chocolate City and is described as the record label's first lady.



Well, here goes chocolate city trying to market the hell out of a no-talent-having pretty girl. The Ice Prince marketing worked out fine, but it has been said that thunder doesn't strike in one place twice, and I believe it won't start now.

Please raise your hand if you know or can remember one song by Victoria Kimani. No hands? Exactly!

I fail to see why she is still relevant. Next!


3) D Banj

Oladapo Daniel Oyebanjo (born 9 June 1981), known by his stage name D'banj, is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, harmonica player, and entrepreneur.



I never really jumped on the DBanj bandwagon. I believed and still believe he has very little talent and depended heavily on Don Jazzy's production and marketing skills. He went and signed with Good music and made Nigerians very aware of his mediocrity and that was the beginning of the end.

"Bother you" is the ONLY Dbanj song with lyrical content, I stand to be corrected.


2) KCee

Kingsley Chinweike Okonkwo (born 18 April 1979), better known as Kcee (sometimes stylised as KCee), is a Nigerian singer and songwriter. He was formally in the Hip Hop duo group called Kc Presh. He currently has a record deal with Five Star Music.



Wow! I am just impressed at the determination with which he churns out his no-point songs. Kcee hits sparks sometimes, but you can always differentiate between a Kcee written song and a song written by someone talented behind the scenes.

Limpopo, fine face, ogadinma, pull over, love boat, ogbomma, ok, we get it, you are a feminist, and you love beautiful girls, can you find something else to sing about now? I hope you get my point - Generic! Highly overrated. Highly!




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1) Lil Kesh

Keshinro Ololade (born March 14, 1995), popularly known by his stage name Lil Kesh, is a Nigerian singer, rapper, and songwriter.



First, I can't really place this Olamide-wannabe; is he a singer, a rapper or both as his Wikipedia page claims?

Although his songs are catchy, he doesn't have one shred of talent. Not well enough to become as popular as he is, which quickly brings the word "lucky" into this.

If you are a Lil Kesh fan about to come for me in the comment section, please tell me you think
"if your nyash nah jollof rice, I rather eat ofada"
is lyrical genius?

He isn't just overrated, he just sucks. I don't understand Yoruba language that much but from the very little I understand, I know he has a foul mouth and no lyrical content. Always saying something x-rated, senseless and repeating himself. Even Olamide his (former) boss started with some sensible songs.



Please note that am a fan of some of these artistes, and this is not a "hate" list. Tell us who you think should have been included on this list and air your views if you have a contrary opinion.

Source

http://www.naijatainmentxtra.com/2016/08/8-over-rated-nigerian-artistes-by.html
How Dare u put DARE ART ALADE, hé has everything a good singer has, from lyrics,to sound production, the rhyme everything is just perfect,he has song for each moment.he is Wat I call Nature,he is song is dat of nature, it sinks to every part of ur body. y would u. I can see u are not Yoruba seeing as u pack Yoruba full list
Nairaland / General / Re: The Person Called "VIRGO" (pics) by officialflex(f): 1:24pm On Aug 24, 2016
God.... this a very big lie.i know someone who is d exact opposite of everything.goshhh.

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Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo And Daughter, Priscilla In The U.S. (Photos) by officialflex(f): 11:32am On Jul 25, 2016
Bisjosh:
This woman sha dey do competition with Mercy Aigbe
Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo And Daughter, Priscilla In The U.S. (Photos) by officialflex(f): 11:27am On Jul 25, 2016
Bisjosh:
This woman sha dey do competition with Mercy Aigbe
dat is how u guys start war, if she is doing competition with her wat is ur business.over sabi pelsin
grin
Bisjosh:
This woman sha dey do competition with Mercy Aigbe
dat is how u guys start war, if she is doing competition with her wat is ur business.over sabi pelsin

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Phones / Re: What Song Is Your Current Incoming Call Notification Alert Tone? by officialflex(f): 7:53am On Jul 24, 2016
englishmart:
good morning ladies and gentleman.

Just for fun, let's know what song is your current notification alert tone for incoming calls?

Let me cross the ball first. I've changed mine for several times though. Currently, it's Rihanna ft Drake-work work work and keep working

Let's know yours please.
waves by Kanye West ft Chris Brown

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