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Man was apprehended after ste@ling a lady’s iPhone through her window at midnight. The lady called to plead for her phone, but the man demanded ₦20,000. She explained that she didn’t have the money and would need to borrow it from others. The man then told her that since she had… pic.twitter.com/VBgMtnTduo

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) September 29, 2025

mumu man....

This one na pervert. Since they practice sharia he should be taken to sharia court...

AustineE1:
Oga I didn't know that Nigeria is better than Cyprus,tell me something else.....funny 'lap dogs'!

Can you imagine those agbado munchers? Nonsense!

Nigerians have become slaves in their own country... Just imagine such nonsense coming from a Senate president... Omo!

Las las we go learn by force in this country..

Kwara state wanted sharia... What happened? Why sudden influx of terrorists in Kwara State? Yet, some people are saying Nigeria is better than other countries of same independent age.. Omo!

Pierocash:
Nigeria is better off than all the others in everything

Yes, with 24/7 electricity, top notch security, good health plan and free education., no terrorism, affordable living for Nigerians, free and fair electoral proceses, no grab it and run away with it.... Good one 👍

Orlandoo:
They shouldn't have announced it if they have not released the names. Now the corrupt Nigerian politicians will start lobbying for them to sweep it under the carpet.

Exactly...

Tenrack:
Yes. Please invite her family over. Go to the market and purchase those items you used for marriage introduction. Kneel down like your life depends on it and prostrate afterwards. Apologize to her and tell her you can't do without her. Please try to appear very very sorry. Don't worry everything would be fine.

Your sarcasm is top notch...

They go wait tire... That nairaland pastor must join them...

budaatum:
You were not grateful when you had money, and you still are not grateful now it seems!

500k for church but none for your sister who has been mother to you for more than 10 years is like ungrateful par excellence, but I'm glad you know you messed up.

Go beg for forgiveness, and sin no more.

He doesn't deserve a second chance...

..and they can't face terrorists with all these.

Palestine, inside Israel? Ko le work..

I prefer the design of the Concorde...

Many bad people are roaming about in Nigeria... Bad people..

Lifestone:
My advice to this guy is to take his marriage away from social media. e get why

If he like make he listen...

We need minister of corruption in Naija.. Sole job is to go after corrupt entities... EFFC is nonsense..

Terrible person...

fedorahat:
Itel will still beat it hands down.

IPhone Air ko
IPhone water Ni

I hate iPhone mehn. It's only good for business.

How many times in a year will these people meet?

Israel will not rest until those terrorists are brought to extinction... Well done Israel, God's own country. 👍

hisexcellency34:
Nonsense. Does this background look like a hospital setting?

Yes, the bed na hospital bed.

Nnamdipapa:
Octopus! Chinese! I wîll avoid henceforth

I couldn't eat further when I was told Octopus dey inside the soup.. I nearly shed tears

Nnamdipapa:
Thank you. I have my sights on fisherman soup tomorrow.

I don't like that Fisherman soup.. It has octopus in it...

580m?

Wahala... What in the heck hit NL today?

What is happening here!

First to comment...Yay!!

Sunisonflex39:
How many sinwar we get

They are brothers..

But, what tsunami hit this thread? 😂

This must be a joke 🤣

This one wey come look like say he was created by faulty AI..

Hamas no dey hear words. Israel na God's own country..Go to war with Israel at your own risk.. The brothers self no get sense...died for nothing. Martyrs, my foot!

Brendaniel:
An average worker in the U.S can travel out for holiday with just his salary, today a professor in Nigeria can't even purchase flight ticket with his salary for flight to travel out and there are people supporting this nonsense here because Tinubu is their man...

Tinubu's presidency really exposed a lot in Nigeria...

You are right. My one month pay buys my flight ticket to niaja and I will still have more left to feed me for a month... Naija is gone to the dogs.. no thanks to the alatenuje people...

Rebuker:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kz0hYznEnE?si=f7g9V_jf2s2hNnLk

In the US, such man will be taken good of.

MarkNsukkaBread:
It was not thunderbolt, it was probably a heart attack from too much pumping by her boyfriend

Does too much pumping by a man gives a woman heart attack?