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I would have said this man committed transformer suicide...

Beautiful family ..


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This look like a failed bomb in Pearl Harbour....

Justiceleague1:
Very dashing lady ..but you cannot spell "general!"

Focus on the message and leave English....

Nairalander248:
You are a genius.. na like this those saying 10$ and total lost dey fail exams

Total profit is 10$ each making it 20$

Simple as ABC...

Stainlezzking:
the two people above me, saying $10 is funny. he made $20 in total.

Don't mind them, they are olodos 😂

Peter Obi is a very compassionate person...He is just the perfect fit as Nigerian president for the betterment of Nigeria and Nigerians.

Both ladies assaulted that poor passenger...

Heffalump:
A friend of mine told me the most devastated and heartbroken person in the whole saga was the guy that paid her flight ticket to Lagos that faithful day. All he had planned to do, the marathonic and "bedmatic" styles for that night just fizzle away like breeze.

Stop the lies...

Neoteny:
If you know how low-margin of a business the airline industry is, you'll understand sometimes why they cancel flights.

This should not be an excuse. I have flown Lagos to Kigali enroute Johannesburg with quarter passengers on Kenya airways.... The flight was not canceled..

Isiahma:
Wait, is this a joke or something? This country sef

Na so we dey see am o. This country called Nigeria..Henhhh!

Ofunaofu:
It’s honestly wild how you people can’t breathe without dragging Peter Obi into unrelated conversations. Mention Abike Dabiri’s bigotry, you scream Obi. Talk about Tinubu’s failures, you hallucinate about Anambra. It’s giving obsession.

You claim Obi is irrelevant, yet you’re clearly having full-blown nightmares about him. And let’s be real if you're genuinely concerned about crime and drug trafficking, start by asking your Tinubu to explain his own international entanglements and well-documented scandals.

Your hypocrisy is loud, and Nigerians are wide awake.

Him and his ilk were paid to be like that. Don't stress yourself, we know them and their tactics.

Toor..

Naija is a jungle...no law, no standards, no respect for humans . Tueh!

Naija women no fine?

Kaido:
Turkish women too fine abeg.

Idonweak:
Hello Nairalanders, for almost a year now, I've been struggling with jock itch. At first, I didn't know what it was called; I just knew I would get very itchy on my thighs around my private area.

So, I went online and discovered that what I had is called jock itch - a fungal infection that can be caused by moisture around the pubic area. Jock itch is very itchy and leaves a very ugly rash on the skin.

I used Funbact A, and it worked - the rash would clear off. However, immediately I stopped using it, it would come back, and the rash would spread faster. Right now, it's back again, and I want to get Funbact A. But I feel like there should be a very strong antifungal cream better than Funbact A, which is why I'm here. I need recommendations from health practitioners in the house. What can I use to get rid of this infection?

NB: The picture is gotten from Google.

Get original Permethrin Cream, 5%. Rub all over body and leave for 8 hours, wash off and rub all over body for another 8 hours. Discard used beddings, boxers and clothes. You will be fine.

May their souls rest in peace...Hey yah!

May their souls rest in peace...Hey yah!

Kaido:
Computer taking over jobs.


22 more characters needed

Man created computer, now computer has sacked man. Very wicked and ungrateful thing computer

Englishisamust:
I no go even talk. They way hackers they look all those giant thinking AI can solved their problem eenh!!! . In coming years many compnay go cry. They should laying their employee.

They will regret it. AI might crash and remain crashed. Those hackers will slaughter and bury AI when the time comes. I just pray airlines don't fully depend on AI.

Babangidapikin:
Those are the reality of the time, I have seen A.I bring out codes that would take months in less than 30 minutes...

I asked AI for codes in C++ for Hospital Management system..Omo, I got codes that would take me hours within seconds and it worked. AI has taken over patakpata.

LagosOrigin:
Arabambi, looking at his cap, one will mistake him for a drunk.
No sane person will wear cap that looks like that.

Peter Obi will unseat tinubu legitimately through the ballot by the grace of God and with the support of millions of Obedients all around the country .

..all around the world. I will visit naija and vote.

talk2odim:
So long as people continue to pay and validate these questionable practices, the perpetrators will only grow bolder. I find it difficult to comprehend the logic behind this trend. Advertising a car on a free platform and then demanding a so-called ‘settlement’ is not only unethical—it’s indicative of individuals who have neither direct access to nor the mandate from the actual owner. This practice thrives on misinformation and exploitation, and it must be called out for what it truly is: a shady, unjustifiable scheme that undermines transparency and integrity in transactions.
This action must be intentionally and collectively discouraged.
It's even weird the the OP has a supposedly "autos" tag to his/her name!!!

Exactly the way it is...You said it all.

Some people dey so jealous of another person's life...dem no go mind their business.

Cho cho cho cho cho cho...

Btw, I like Davido's camly response. Classic.

He said the obvious fact...

yarimo:
Hahahahaha everyone now trying very hard to locate Obidients mumu bottom 🤣🤣🤣 Mr Bashir well done oo

diabeticdeals:
150k for what exactly? Owning the car?


You inflate car price and still want to be 'settled'. Are you impurities that need to settle?

Owner go collect car money, agent go collect settlement money.

Orisirisi..

IslamVIRGINS:
They are ataacking PO because of his popularity, if they make the election free and fair, do dey think PO won't win

If Nigerians troop out en masse to vote then rigging would be impossible..

IslamVIRGINS:
You said Obi won't win with all these Anti-Obi's comments, statements, etc all over the internet and you think Obi won't win if the election is free and fair?

Don't mind him...

Sonnobax15:

Reminds me of my childhood . Can't believe mine has become so small despite all the body shaming I got as a kid......I remembered me asking my mom what crime I committed as a baby that made her to let me have this kind of belly button . Cuz my friends were all making jest of it and some were even pressing it,while mimicking the sound of the horn of those ice cream sellers

I was guilty of this to a brother but his big belle button has disappeared totally.

CyracksMrBlogger:
They are all AI generated photos. FIFA should carry out a proper investigation

Dey play..

kakaG:
Loosing is painful especially when you already thought you had the win. Make dem no vex there's always a next time

Don't mind them. Even the next time na 4-0 dem go chop if they ever cross our way.