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Sisikill:
Question - Why The General Believe That Relationship Should Last Forever?

The Answer you seek my friend, can be found in the pages. . . last pages of these books.

1) Cinderella
2) Sleeping Beauty
3) Rapunzel
4) Beauty and The Beast
5) Snow White
6) The Enchanted Maiden

. . . . . All end with ^{*say it with me*} "And they lived happily ever after"

Our Generation is already a lost cause but we can save the future generation from this archaic mentality by BANNING ALL FAIRY TALES WITH THE HAPPILY EVER AFTER endings.

At Bed Time with your kids, substitute

Cinderella with Child Possessed.

Sleeping Beauty with The beast Within - Why Men are Violent.

Rapunzel with Homicide: A Sourcebook of Social Research

Beauty and The Beast with Till Death Do Us Part: Love, Marriage, and the Mind of the Killer Spouse

Snow White with Heart Full of Lies A True Story of Desire and Death

Sure they will be scared to bits, sure they'll have nightmares, will probably never marry and if they do, they'll get their gun license the same day they get their marriage licence, kiss their husbands goodnight and immediately cock their guns but I ask you. . . isn't that better than having their heads filled with bed of roses and believing crap about One True love and Happy Ever after? I dare say it is.

rofl! You don practice am on your own kids?

You don't wanna know

I see a girl, she looks nice, she's clean, she doesn't yibon every 5 syllables, no obvious deformities, yea i want to go out with her, and by the second date i realize she's a black blonde, imma lose interest, why? cos i can't spend d rest of my life with a slowpoke. Point is, if mind is made up that we can't have a possible future , no point wasting my time and yours. Doesn't mean i'm thinking of putting a ring on her finger as soon as i see her.

**drooling**

King Back

stillwater:
Not necessarily a "we must marry" mentality, it's a matter of knowing what you want and going to get it. I would not entangle myself with people with no plans for the future. As I said earlier, total waste of my time.

My point exactly.

eldee:
resident unarmed robber

, aw far, i bin yink sey yu don die n seun neva find replacement na why im neva comot yur name for moderator, lol. Sup?

@topic,
freeeeeeeeeak!!!!!!!!!!!!

@el  n hannibal,
rofl!

@stillwater,
contradictory aw? First one says, no point building a relationship you know won't last or lead anywhere. second one says the same. Abi mi o gbo oyinbo mo ni?  

are you single?

cool

purty girl ^beta

i don't too

like last week




wwtlt you went to the cinema?

game over - p²

will give her a dirty slap

xen

ditch na. (folly, isn't dominic purcell a dude? )




Me

piumsco

i do

;d ;d ;d

plan to fail

Got a school-boy crush on someone on N-L 

rump

lol, bros dc, never fear na,lol , she never even ansaa me,  

bridget007:
I would grab the nearest objects and throw it at their heads out of shere anger, then drag her out of bed by the hair (sister or not!! slut) then throw his things in black bin bags and throw them out, cut up his clothes and see the best lawyer and sue him for divorce, hit him where it hurts in his bank balance!! Then pay a hiv infected prostitute to seduce him and let him suffer for the rest of his days. Oh for a placid, gentle soul like me there's a side of me no man better ever get to know!

roflmao!!!!!

where'z ma kizz?

try again - aaliyah

hehe, .
Save, now go before i change ma mind.