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What's this topic about again?

I think he needs the shock chair. I don't have time to be administering drugs to any one, henceforth, any further signs of madness shall be treated with the shock chair. And anytime my head touch i go shock anybody i see.

What, CPR sometimes requires a little creativity!

No

Can you go 72 hours without sleep?

Ya. Pls leave my thread. Uzzy Con dey go now.

Dr. Lai-Lai, i think you need to visit the shock chair.

Thuglife, on't forget to strp yourself in bed properly.

Uzzyan, Just leave already.

Toyin, come over here and let me teach you how to do CPR.

@topic,
Hmmm, seun seems to be an unattractive aucion item. So i'll heat up the bid. Seun + N1000     

Any offers?



Yea, as good as a tiger in a hen's nest.

Goodnite uzzy!!!!!! **Grins, and rubs hands together**, Now she's gone, i can actually get busy. Lemme see, what's first?? LAI-LAI, get over here and gimme some more pills. And Toyin, if you make so much as a bu, i'll be buzzing in the shock chair! **Laughs evil laugh** Hahahah!!!

No.



Do you?

ast

Thanks for move your body.


Anyone got Timaya?

I'm back, you can all leave now.

Toyin's a mosquito?

flyer _abi??




copu

The guy likes you. You like him. You don't want to seem desperate. He's shy and doesn't want you to think he's hitting on you. You're letting pride get in the way of your happiness. He's letting ego get in the way of his. Now could both of you please stop bullshitting around and get to the part where you fall in love already?

Lol, You know you did! _{I missed you too.}

@Topic,
Alryt, since no one wants to nominate, i'll start, with my previous bid.
Ifyalways.

I don't want to listen to the voice, but it's getting louder. Any one got extra pills?

If i say yes, will you stop posting that rubbish?




Are you always this annoying?

@Topic,
Big Cat.


That's what you said the last time. But sha it's good that you don't take nonsense, means you're confident. All this bedroom talk sef. Won't say anymore here.

@topic,
Any bids yet?


@Toyinrayo,
Awww, You werE? Cute.

@post,
Guy, just go and do some serious thinking about what it is you want. Are you looking for a Daughter in Law for your mum, or a girlfriend or And dude, abeg try and edit your post's properly.


@Toyinrayo,
Just did a double somersault, Glad you've made up with one of your 'special' friends.

Now the buzzing's clear. It's actually a voice! I think it wants me to drop some poo on lai-lai's bed. Should i listen?

Yes. _{But i don't think what i think really counts though. . .}



Do you have gastric ulcer?



@toyinrayo,
You're my Partner.In.Craze.(PIC)

Such savage beauty.



Toyin, Toyin, Toyin. If you get banned, i won't forgive you o. Getting involved with a sexy titan (Since when does sexy apply to dudes? Abi are there female titans? ).

**Whispers**
Pssst, Guys, i think uzzy's suffering from some form of delusion, just let her be whatever she wants, so she doesn't get violent.

Hey, Aunty Uzzy, i'm so sorry, it must've been the drugs you gave me earlier. Er, please an i have some more ? I'm starting to hear this buzz in my left ear, and i think it's coming from inside my head

Hmmm.
I'm thinkinof re-launching my auction of seun.
Any bids?

yea. _{She's my favourite in-mate.}



you?

Hmmm, i leave for just one day and you're all out of your beds running amok, and you uzzy, so you think you're the doc now ba? _{**who dash monkey banana?**} Now i'm giving you all 2 minutes to arrange yourselves, craze people them.


_{Mehn, this serious and sane thingie is dull jo!}


@Toyin,
Miss me?

Ok. So i'mma call it a nyt

Good question.

yes



can you give a massage?

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