Theoritical:
i have always known that guy to be lily-livered ... but why are those students protesting in forest, abi naa blending things
Buhari, abeg send ur military thugs to OAU, there is fire on the mountain

Just come and spend a few hours in OAU and you sure will learn a few things about landscaping. That is not a forest bro.

Did she mean to say 'cost' in the last paragraph? Cause 'caused' does not make any sense in that context.

Dey dere Dey hate, No be like say I be Buhari addict o, Buh Shey u know the kind thing wey Dey btwn people wey don marry for 27 years? Na ur type go marry now, divorce in two years.