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 Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ohmypepperminta: 9:34am On Nov 18, 2014 |
SECURITY THREATS --------------- ------------ “Listen to us Chief, if you don’t sign this agreement, we are afraid we cannot guarantee your safety in this city”. A tall man sitting at the extreme end of the long rectangular glass table said in a solemn voice to Chief Paul Ebenezer. “Are you threatening me? I am not signing this goddamn document!” Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/security-threats/ |
| Business › How To Gain Profit And Avoid Loss While At Work by Ohmypepperminta(op): 6:38am On Nov 17, 2014 |
How to gain profit and Avoid loss while at work --------------- ------------ Okay, so I went on a vacation to the Bahamas when I was still a bachelor. The first morning, I woke up to see a bear on top of the roof of the house I lodged in. I ran back inside, picked up a newspaper I bought on arrival and looked into the yellow pages specified for Ads. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/how-to-gain-profit-and-avoid-loss-while.html?m=1 |
| Education › I Wish I Studied Maths In School by Ohmypepperminta(op): 6:34am On Nov 14, 2014 |
I WISH I STUDIED MATHS IN SCHOOL --------------- ------------ The blue Peugeot 406 taxi negotiated the sharp bend on Aggrey street and turned into Herbert Macauley road with a high speed. Six passengers sat inside the vehicle; two in front and four at the back. I sat at the back sequestered between a ballooned shaped lady and a lanky young man with tiny eyes. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/wish-studied-mathematics-school/ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ohmypepperminta: 6:33am On Nov 14, 2014 |
I WISH I STUDIED MATHS IN SCHOOL --------------- ------------ The blue Peugeot 406 taxi negotiated the sharp bend on Aggrey street and turned into Herbert Macauley road with a high speed. Six passengers sat inside the vehicle; two in front and four at the back. I sat at the back sequestered between a ballooned shaped lady and a lanky young man with tiny eyes. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/wish-studied-mathematics-school/ |
| Family › Midnight Scare In Umuahia by Ohmypepperminta(op): 4:38pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
MIDNIGHT SCARE IN UMUAHIA --------------- ------------ This is my Scary story; February 1st 2004, Umuahia, Abia state. I was doing my NYSC at that time and Manchester United were playing Arsenal Fc. As a staunch Man Utd fan, that was a match i couldn’t have missed. I was staying in the Catholic Corpers Lodge, and also moonlighting at a guest house with a friend of mine. The guest house was like 300 metres from the viewing center. The match started at about 10:30pm, if you know Umuahia you’d know that the roads are empty at around 8pm (as at 2004), so by this time the road was empty, but there were over 20 people in the viewing center so i felt it was pretty safe. . . The match ended 3-0 or 3-1, after 12 midnight, it ended on my birthday (feb 2nd, my best birthday present!!!), so i started going home. To my profound horror. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/midnight-scare-in-umuahia/ 1 Like |
| Culture › Village Bully Sent To Coma With Made In Nigeria Product by Ohmypepperminta(op): 7:01am On Nov 13, 2014 |
Village bully sent to coma with made in Nigeria product --------------- ------------ I sat at a bar, with a bottle of beer in front thinking of what next in life, cause I just graduated from the polytechnic. I thought mainly of where to look for job. As I was lost in thought. Ogbo, the village's notorious bully came and smacked me in the face. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/village-bully-sent-to-coma-with-made-in.html?m=1 |
| Family › Our House Girl Exposes What We Didn't Do To My Wife by Ohmypepperminta(op): 7:05am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Our House Girl Exposes What We Didn't Do To My Wife --------------- ------------ As we just got married, my wife went to the village to bring a house girl to assist us in keeping the house clean so that we can have time for our careers and other important things. I stayed back at home last week friday dodging the office. I did not feel like going. My wife as usual went to her working place. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/our-house-girl-exposes-what-we-didnt-do.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › How Witches From My Village Use To Follow Me by Ohmypepperminta(op): 6:52am On Oct 20, 2014 |
How Witches From My Village Use To Follow Me --------------- ------------ I was selling shoes in Igbudu market Warri. I had beautiful collection of shoes from all over the world and the latest shoes in town but people were not buying from me, I was sad. They will just stand, admire the shoes, and buy from my neighbour's shop. This continued for long, nobody was buying from me, until one day, a cripple came. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/how-witches-from-my-village-use-to.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › The Church With DSTV by Ohmypepperminta(op): 5:14pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
The Church With DSTV --------------- ------------ I was given an invitation to a church program, I normally do away with such invitations but this one had Evangelist Reinhard Bonnke from Germany as the special guest of honour. I had to go cause I've heard so much of this man of God and I've never seen him in real life before. As the church service was going on I was in anticipation looking round to atleast catch a glimpse of Bonnke before he starts preaching. No sign of him. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/the-church-with-dstv_19.html?m=1 |
| Family › Man Waits For God To Come Down And Help Him by Ohmypepperminta(op): 8:10am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Man Waits For God To Come Down And Help Him --------------- ------------ It happened that Uncle Sammy, the messenger at my working place fell into river niger, so we heard. And he could not swim. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/man-waits-for-god-to-come-down-and-help.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › Two Years Old Scares Church With Bomb by Ohmypepperminta(op): 7:27am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Two Years Old Scares Church With Bomb --------------- ------------ I was in Maiduguri for a show one saturday. After the show, I opted to leave on monday morning. That sunday I went to a church. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/two-years-old-scares-church-with-bomb_19.html?m=1 |
