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Ofego went
to the
market to
buy fresh fish. "I like this one.
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Mavin Crew CEO and Dorobucci hitmaker, Don Jazzy won the Sun’s person of the year award, yesterday, January 17, 2015. The producer and CEO was joined on stage by Tuface Idibia and
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The “Double Wahala” crooner was interviewed by Nigerian Tribune, where he talked about his relationship with D’banj a.k.a “Banga Lee”. Read excerpts from the interview below: About his relationship with Dbanj “Honestly, it was another dream came true because D’banj is one of the leading enterprising artistes in Nigeria, who has a multinational endorsement. Right now some people have developed hatred for him.” The haters he’s referring to “I don’t know them, but I
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A 36 year old woman named Erica Morales (pictured) died hours after giving birth on Thursday Jan. 15th to quadruplets in a Phoenix hospital. Erica Morales was about seven months pregnant when she
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In a telephone conversation with Vanguard Newspaper, Abigail a fifteen year old girl, who was one of the students kidnapped on October 29, 2014, recounts her wilderness experience. See excerpts: “In the night, they brought bread and drinks for us to eat for supper. There was no serious
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lots People are talking about this on twitter that a fire outbreak occurred this morning at a building behind Central Bank in
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Do You Like The outfuit 2face wife, Annie & Ini Edo
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“Off to school eih lad?” “Holy shit! Wiggles, you’re still here? I thought we all agreed you were…wait, are you one of the guardians Henna assigned to me?” “Aye! lad, you think faster than a vehicle on acid, ha! The good ol days, I’m telling ya lad, those are excellent days really…I mean we… Hey! Where ya going?” “By the time you’re done telling me about the 16th Century England I’d be late for my history class you understand?” “Morning Meph” “Hey Saniel? You too? Wow! Henna sure knows how to make good choices” I said sarcastically. Okay, let me clear things up a bit for you if you’re confused. See after my rage last night and my subsequent unclothedness because I
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I left the hospital. I had to go see a building I had seen on the internet, the earlier I found it the sooner we’d start rewriting the boundary spells that used to be on our house. Our old house! Well,that’s of course before I lost control of my temper during the sinking sand training with father, How Godmother managed to keep my frustration in
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I gave it my best shot this time and failed again. “Godmother I can’t, I just can’t, it’s not like I have control to this thing, I have yet to understand how this thing works” “Like every other thing Meph, How do you see people die?” Geneva asked. “I don’t, it just comes to me” I replied. “Lachrymal! Your boy says he can’t induce his premonition, is there something you wanna say about that?” “Gen, I don’t… I can’t… I couldn’t….” “Aaaaah! My head” I screamed as I held my head in
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I am not a very spiritual person but I believe in God. I love him and I know he loves me more. I don’t know why, but God reveals a lot of things to me through dreams. I see things that will happen to me in my dreams. I dream about the most significant life events a day or two before they occur. I am not bluffing, I am serious. When these events happen, I always have a strong sense of dejavu….’it’s exactly the same thing I dreamt of!’ So last night I had a dream. I was in casualty ward in
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1.20am in the morning. Bimpe was tired. It had been a very busy day and the night hadn’t been much fun either. Bimpe couldn’t wait to feel the soft cover of her bed and bury her head in the three soft pillows that adorned it. She had taken her bath in fragranced oils and smelt of lavender. She had dressed in her softest and
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I am now fully convinced that I, Dr Leroi will be the next president of Nigeria. This has been revealed to me in a dream. Yes, I saw myself standing at the podium at Eagle square in Abuja delivering the inaugural address to the nation. So this dream is the bedrock of my confidence. Look at me, I have no godfather, I swear, I have no cabal surrounding me. Will you vote for me on Valentine day next month? Please vote for me because I am a strong independent candidate. I am focused on running a youth driven administration. They always say that youths are the leaders of tomorrow but tomorrow never comes for us youths. Our grandfathers who ruled this country even before we were born are still in the race to rule us again this year and if they lose, they will still be around in 2019. Why
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We were either in primary three or primary four then, we were just normal kids in the neighbourhood. We followed routine every day. When we get back from school, we will take our lunch, do house chores, run errands for our parent and observe the afternoon siesta. In the evening, from 5 pm downwards, when we were not busy doing homework or sitting on a stool staring at the blackboard trying to understand what the mathematics home lesson teacher was solving, we would be playing with our friends in the neighbourhood. Our home was a
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Prophet T.B. Joshua was interviewed by the Nigeria’s New Telegraph newspaper when he made some powerful statements concerning the February 2015 elections. With the date of elections speedily drawing closer and tensions arising around the nation, the clerics words appear even more pertinent now than they did nine months ago. TB Joshua warns
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The next morning we come assemble for inside detective Awanla parlour. Me, Linus, Senior mopol, Mr Jumah and one oda bank man. Mr Awanla begin talk to us. Him dey mix oyibo grammatical with una… “From the moment Uche told me his story, I begin know say something dey wrong. Infact wen im tell me de conditions wey dem give am say make im no comot from de office, my suspicions begin to rise.My mind told me right there and then that their intention was to lure this “not very smart” dwarf out of his shop for 7 hours everyday. Which means that they were working on somethingaround his house or shop. So I begin dey search for the name Michael Ubanga,
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YOU REALLY NEED TO SEE THIS KAIN WORK EPISODE 5
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The next morning we come assemble for inside detective Awanla parlour. Me, Linus, Senior mopol, Mr Jumah and one oda bank man. Mr Awanla begin talk to us. Him dey mix oyibo grammatical with una… “From the moment Uche told me his story, I begin know say something dey wrong. Infact wen im tell me de conditions wey dem give am say make im no comot from de office, my suspicions begin to rise.My mind told me right there and then that their intention was to lure this “not very smart” dwarf out of his shop for 7 hours everyday. Which means that they were working on somethingaround his house or shop. So I begin dey search for the name Michael Ubanga,
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On getting to a Police checkpoint, a police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that he has just won 100,000 Naira in the on-going Road Safety competition because he is wearing his seatbelt. What are you going to do with the prize money? The Officer asked.
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My Sister who is very straight and honest, after writing her WAEC and gotten her result, she was about to go and seek for work in Asaba. Before she left home, my mother decided to give her some advice. Onome my daughter. She said. When you get to Asaba, many men will try to get you. Resist them till you get a husband. And you must take note of the following requirements I now set for you.
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A blind man of Nigerian heritage was visiting London for the first time. When he got on the plane, he felt the seats and said; Wow, these seats are big! The person sitting near him said, My friend, everything is big in London.
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After one week, I went to the library, to the front desk, and complained, I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible. The Librarian asked, What was wrong with it?
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A Policeman stopped a man at a checkpoint; Hey, Mr Man, park there, park, I say park! Officer, good morning! The man said. What is good about the morning? The police asked. Officer please, I am not well. You are stupid, how does that concern me? The police shouted.
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Our Reverend father was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in our community's parish. The house of assembly member, Honourable Ojobo, representing our constituency was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was late, so Reverend father Mudi decided to say his own few words while we waited.
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On friday two of my students came late to class while I had started teaching. I asked them why they came late. The first one replied, Sir, I had a long dream that is why I came late. I said okay, and asked the second one, what about you? He replied,
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The Nigeria police was pursuing a thief that escaped from cell one night. The thief ran into a nearby cemetry, stripped himself naked, and sat on a grave.
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I saw two little boys from afar across the street fighting, and ran to separate them. They started staring at the me. The first said to the second, You see what I was telling you. You see, I told you, here it is. Now you are seeing it clearly now.

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It is christmas eve. It is time to prepare. It is time for the uproar. It is time for the hullaballo. Ofego was sitting outside browsing with his Nokia 3310 when their last born, Oreva baby came. Ofego raised up his head to see her. She was staring at him awkwardly. Have you told Mummy? What did she say? Ofego asked.

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