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Update 10:23 AM: Slot 1 taken by a thrift vendor in Yaba.

1 SLOT LEFT for today.

If you want me to test your IG page for 7 days FREE, comment "CAPTION ME" + your IG link.

I'll rewrite your last post in 10 minutes. If you get 0 new DMs by Sunday 6PM, I failed. Block me.

If you get DMs, we talk business.

If your Instagram/Facebook page was a shop, it would be closed.

Lights on. Nobody entering.
You post. 0 likes. 2 views. Your cousin.

The problem is not your product. It’s your page.

Your captions sound like NEPA bill.
Your photos look like police evidence.
Your bio says “DM to order” but your last post was 3 weeks ago.

So customers walk past.

I’m not a “social media manager”. I’m a “make your page look like money” guy.

Here’s the deal - The 14-DayReceipt Challenge:

1. You give me access to post for 14 days.
2. I post 6 times. I rewrite your bio. I reply DMs with scripts that close.
3. Day 14: We check your DMS + comments together.

If you did NOT get at least 5 new customer DMs or inquiries because of my posts, I delete everything and you block me. You owe me ₦0.

If you DID get DMS, you pay the agreed amount for the 14 days. Then we talk monthly.

Why am I this confident?

Last month I did this for a thrift vendor in Yaba.
Her page: 217 followers. 4 likes per post.
After 14 days: 19 new DMS. 6 orders. She paid. Now she pays me good amount monthly.

I have 2 slots left this month. Because I actually do the work myself.

Don’t comment “interested”.
Comment the link to your page + “ROAST ME”.

I’ll reply with 1 thing killing your sales right now. For free. In public.

If the roast is wrong, ignore me.
If the roast is right, you already know who to hire.

Who’s brave?

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