Pyrrho: The reasons ar most time latent in the mind but every guy feels the same way. I'll giv d few I can anyway.
If its a dedicated sister...
1. cos u wnt be comfortable she might be too holy to touch the way u wld do "others".
2. U knw the idea of "blow jobs" or "doggy style" etc might be out of the question.
3. U knw dt the church (pastors and reverends) might become the refree, supervisor, linesman... Probably manager of the marriage.#closeWatch
4. If u ar a guy who takes a "bottle" once in a while, a "stick", or a "puff". U knw wt closely watching bride mite be a bad idea.
5. It mite appear lyk u had it as ur mission when joining the church.
6. It mite also appear lyk u've been sexually attracted to her. Hence, u ve been "fornicating wit d eyes for a long time".
7. Gossips... Other haters might av spoilt tins b4 u even start.
I cld add some more...

Bt things wld be easier if its a church with very large congregation, and at least one of u isn't a well known member.

ah swear ur too on point!!

dazzy4real: I tink we student should make our own demands too from FG n ASUU for all d damage they ve caused!

infact ur making sense jare, NANS shuld go on strike!! #endtimethingz

Jesus christ see correct chance

Abeg shey moses dy play right or left wing

God bless moses

Seriously any news frm delta?

@everyone, is there an expiry date for collectin the letter, coz im planning to travel 2nd week of jan. Im frm delta bt stay in ib

Diz iz jst dumb!

Samsung's ChatOn Messenger Guns for BlackBerry, Apple
Samsung will link its Android phones and tablets to iOS devices and BlackBerry phones with a new messaging service called ChatOn. The service will be free and aims to compete with the popular BlackBerry Messenger (BBM), and Apple’s upcoming iMessage service.

ChatOn is set go live in September in over 120 countries across 62 languages, and its main advantage would be cross-platform compatibility, including iOS, Android, Bada (Samsung’s own mobile OS), BlackBerry, and a Web client for computers. It’s unclear whether ChatOn will have a Windows Phone 7 client.

Samsung’s ChatOn Messenger Guns for BlackBerry, AppleSamsung even added its feature phones to the ChatOn mix, albeit with limited functionality in the text- and image-sharing features. However, Apple’s iMessage will work only between iOS 5 devices, while BBM is currently reserved for BlackBerry devices, with rumors of Android and iOS expansion. Google also has its own Talk client for Android devices and computers only, and is working on a competing service.

On smartphones, ChatOn won’t be limited to one-to-one image and text sharing. It will include group chat and messaging, as well as video and voice messages and contact, location, and calendar sharing.

The video preview of the service shows a social layer added to ChatOn, with user profiles (and Facebook-like wall posts) and interaction ranks. There are also Animation messages, which are a combination of text scribbles and audio, and the Trunk feature, which is like a repository for files shared across a user’s ChatOn messages.

Samsung said ChatOn will roll out gradually across devices from September, and the apps will be free to download.
source:http://www.pcworld.com/article/239030/samsungs_chaton_messenger_guns_for_blackberry_apple.html

yeah tunsbobo, infant wen i saw the course registration form i was confused, so, will do it in skull like u said man.

i was asked not to write any account name on the teller and also the account no given to us is totally different. tink i'm in soup. where will i get another 20k. na wa o

@all, just checked with a skye bank now here in ibadan. they told me to come back on friday, they said they still working on it. Has anybody paid his/her acceptance fee in ife coz someone told me i gotta go to ife.

@all, apart from the fees we saw for our faculties and the acceptance fees, accomodation fees, is there any other fees or is the faculty fees the school fees?

been a while. happy new year to you all. hope they resolve the fee crisis soon. @tunsbobo. hope u doing iight bro. tc man

@lord babs, i didnt get a single word of what u just said. dnt even have a dictionary with me now. @cody, i chkd it with him on saturday. i forgotten the reg no, but imma call him and giva yall tomm(maybe). but cody i am 5000percent sure.

question is how is his reg no gonna prove hes second chioce? but yall i cant lie here now. hes back in lagos now, came to ibadan for the weekend. thing is hes not going to oau coz hes already in yabatech studying science lab tech, and he really wants medicine.

@all, my cousin chose oau as second choice and was given admission to study soil science. he chose medicine and scored 255 in utme and 202 in post utme. cant believe it myself.

yea, richol, not only u bro, me too. i dnt knw wats happening

now sme1 is really talking.

@tunsbobo, nah man i av nt chked my name. why i think its true is because i av heard smetin like this before and i called muyeskin to confirm and he said sme list have been pasted but nt all faculties.

yeah man i think it is true

@gentlejoke, i have his no, i'll try to call him. no worry we'll talk. @kevin55, hmm, hope am not sensing wat i think it is o. u nt scared r u? @gakin, how come u can still check the list. i thought u were only there for the colation of the list

@gakin, u don come again o

John93:

Except a man be born-again,he cannot see the kingdom of God. This message looks foolish to a lot but it will save many from hell, act fast b4 you enter school where you may not remember your God again!

guy who talk say they no dey remember God for school.

@chase2. u think the list is out? then i guess u shuld check the topic OAU LIST FOR THE YEAR 2010/2011 HAS BEEN RELEASED and see the latest coments. then i think u will reconsider wat u think.