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Family / Re: I'm I Right Not To Have Visited My Mother-in-law From Weeding Day Until Now? by OKOATA(m): 1:22pm On May 18
Baba if you can leave that girl you will see how fast you will bounce back. Me as a person my destiny hardly live with a woman. What I mean is that I prefer my space. That your wife has a negative energy, her whole family has a negative energy against you so to be honest it will be hard for good things to come your way. I will advice you to end that marriage bro.
Properties / Re: As A Tenant, Share Some Rules Your Landlord Made For The House.(pics) by OKOATA(m): 1:02pm On May 18
ravensckar:
I once lived in an apartment where the landlord said 'No generator'. Funny enough, he didn't inform me before-hand. It was after I packed in and was unloading, he saw my generator and told me about the rule. angry angry


I calmly told him that I've heard and will abide. That rule prompted me to construct an iron cage for my generator. Any time it's hot, I'll just turn on my generator, enter my house and turn the music so loud that ain't gonna hear sh1t. He shouted, cussed and threatened fire & brimstone. For where? His children too threatened but I stood my ground. sad sad

Once he brought Policemen and we went to the station, nothing happened. Even he too knew nothing would come out of it when the Police people too turned on their gen for the D.P.O. cheesy cheesy

The Baba got tired and resigned to fate. He said he'll evict me after my rent expired, too bad I paid for 2 years. cheesy cheesy

After that incident, every other tennant became inspired and started using their generators. When our transformer got spoilt and the heat became unbearable, even Oga Landlord too bought a brand new generator. We all went to congratulate him for finally joining the clique. Las las, I and Baba became good friends until I left the compound about 4 years later. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nice story. Made me remember my former landlord, his own is that anytime he's busy doing something in the compound you must help him out. Maybe car or gen got faulty and he needs to push it or repair or just name any kind of thing, even if he and his wife is having an argument he expects the tenants or anyone around that time to interfere. If you don't interfere serious war don start be that.

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Romance / Re: American Rappers Vs British Rappers, Who Gat More Flows? by OKOATA(m): 9:13am On May 18
I prefer UK grime.
Technology Market / Re: UK used Hp 250 G6 Intel Core i5 (7th generation) laptop @ 180K. by OKOATA(m): 9:13am On May 18
Is swapping available?
Romance / Re: Moment Two Young Men Proposed To Their Older Oyinbo Lovers (Video) by OKOATA(m): 12:00pm On May 17
Pharaoh4rin:


My brother, its so true.
Brad Pitt once said that people complained of his body odor but its because he has to assist his wife and adopted children and that he lives off wipes.

One of my oyibo friends complained that we blacks too like to bath and yet our skin still remained black.

Guy, ask any of your friends or neighbours who ever lived in UK, Scotland or Norway. Ahsway they don't bath. Some people on NL here can equally testify.

That's why when I was with them, as celebrated as I was because of my physique, I seldom pool party.

Imagine girls in their menstrual cycle still depend on wipes. It's crazy.
Oga abeg just stfu. How can someone be this shallow. Can you imagine the nonsense you are speaking šŸ—£ļø. How many oyinbo have you even met in your life. I work at Lafarge companies and I stay at thier estate where the main white ogas are. They have pools and bath like anything and they smell good. Just to be spweing trash everywhere. Brian Pit this and that, you dey yarn rubbish.

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Romance / Re: Moment Two Young Men Proposed To Their Older Oyinbo Lovers (Video) by OKOATA(m): 11:52am On May 17
Pharaoh4rin:
Oyibo wey no d bath. They rather use wipes to tidy up kppekus and off they go. Na so so fragrance, bodyspray and perfume they depend on.
Sey wetin you talk even make sense to you? You don date one before? Negative minded people everywhere.
Romance / Re: Who Is Adamā€™s First Lady? Where Did She Go To? Did She Marry Cain? by OKOATA(m): 5:53pm On May 16
Ikennaford:
is eve......y'all should stop adding things in the bible....all i know is there's two creations in the bible....i'll create a thread about that
Stop arguing what you don't know. Adams first wife was lilite. She was a rebel and she later became a demon.
Politics / Re: Israeli Soldiers' Fatal Mistake Turns Rafah Into Their Graveyard by OKOATA(m): 5:39pm On May 16
Zooposki:
Igbos are next after they anre done exterminating the palestines. Netanyahu said Africa is next.
See as hate blind this one, and your brothers there will leave alive abi. Reason before you talk.
Business / Re: Dangote Refinery To Buy 24 Million Barrels Of US Crude Oil ā€“ Bloomberg by OKOATA(m): 5:23pm On May 16
Basic123:

How will Peter pethief obi,the fraud, with his fish brain solve that kind of problem??
Someone with fish brain that's a billionaire, so what do we call you that's poor and wretched. Eshinshin brain abi. You even get 2k for your account so? Olofo..

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Properties / Re: Reps Move To End Annual Rent Payment In Abuja by OKOATA(m): 4:21pm On May 16
Jamestown123:
Omo I saw university of Novosibirsk dorm I shock. Clean, 24/7 WiFi, laundry and other amenities all for just $27 a month, I won mad.
And wigwe university is charging 1M per month for accomodation in Nigeria. It's well.
Food / Re: What's The Name Of This Bush Meat(pix) by OKOATA(m): 3:45pm On May 16
fiercehillz:


Baba I am a wildlife conservationist, a forester and a environmental management specialist. Trust me baba, pangolins are endangered.
Alright chairman but I checked Google it says they live isolated and scientist can't say how much's left in the wild. Although about the endangered you are right.
Business / Re: Good News: Naira Regains Some Of Its Losses Against US Dollar by OKOATA(m): 12:26pm On May 16
You guys should take a rest from this dollar this dollar that. We all know it's still going up so rest.
Education / Re: Tension At ABSU As Security Officer Brutalizes First Year Female Student by OKOATA(m): 12:18pm On May 16
Zonefree:

Not to this level abeg. Na hammer and chisel dem use reconfigure the head?
The person looks so young and looks like a fresher. A security personnel that beat someone like this can't be this young.
Travel / Re: Bank Manager Is Trapped Inside This Safe Since 1929 (NIGERIA) by OKOATA(m): 12:07pm On May 16
eepeepook:
Oyibo go open that thing without thinking twice. Maybe colonialists locked him inside for a sure slow death. It reminds me of the tree which people in my village couldnā€™t cut down with machetes and axes. They decided to worship it for being durable compared to their tools. Oyibo use bulldozer comot the thing from root come build road there. Na him my backward village people start dey worship oyibo, say na magic them use comot the tree.
Ignorance was at play here, I'm sure it was there priest that told them to worship it so don't blame your village people before they come for you.
Food / Re: What's The Name Of This Bush Meat(pix) by OKOATA(m): 1:58am On May 16
Ethanuella:


Youā€™re very uncultured, you know. I canā€™t afford to trade words with you.

I hope everything is okay at home. Pls be fine
Na you first abuse me so 1-1 draw. Goodnight.
Food / Re: What's The Name Of This Bush Meat(pix) by OKOATA(m): 11:40pm On May 15
Ethanuella:


You sound shallow. No offense though.

My husband is a sustainability and biodiversity expert. He is actively into biodiversity conservation, with a major focus on pangolin conservation because itā€™s going into extinction. You can imagine how I feel seeing what heā€™s really passionate about in such state.
You are the shallow one and no offence too. Why don't your so called husband count all the pangolin in Nigeria or STFU. What biological proof does your husband have to know Pangolin is going extinct in Nigeria? You can show him this if you like. Tell him to show you proof of the Pangolin he counted in the whole ecosystem in Nigeria or swerve. Mrs my husband I'm sure your husband has covered the whole ecosystem in Africa let alone the world.

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Food / Re: What's The Name Of This Bush Meat(pix) by OKOATA(m): 10:15pm On May 15
Ethanuella:


Yes. Itā€™s so sad to see it consumed. My heart šŸ˜©šŸ˜©
Wetin do your heart? Meat hunters have been hunting before you were born and after you leave this world is what you are crying about. Pele o. If Pangolo abi pangolin is going extinct then tell me how many of them remains in the Nigerian forest then?
Food / Re: What's The Name Of This Bush Meat(pix) by OKOATA(m): 10:08pm On May 15
fiercehillz:
Pangolin is an endangered species
Endangered ko, encounter ni. I don't know how you guys come up with this endangered thing. Small Natgeo wild una watch like this una go dey talk wetin una no know. Do you follow the animals to live in the jungle to know? If it's endangered in Europe or wherever does that make it endangered in Nigeria? Have you ever seen an animal documentary made in Nigeria? You see multitude of fresh bush meat hunters have been hunting for years but they never go extinct. It's better you don't believe everything you hear or see.

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Romance / Re: She Didn't Want Me 2 Years Ago And Now IN 2024 This Happened.... by OKOATA(m): 3:32pm On May 15
Guys abeg make you guys change for once. Why write this whole epistle on top naija girl? Summarize next time abeg. Cos it's obvious you will get back to her with all I view her status and all that.
Celebrities / Re: Moment Portable Jumped Over The Gate To Escape Police Arrest (Video) by OKOATA(m): 9:59am On May 15
braimeddy:
This guy na heavy ajegunle guy
Na omo sango. Sango boys rugged too o.

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Politics / Re: Obi Media Team: Peter Obi Met With Atiku, Saraki, Lamido To Rescue Nigeria by OKOATA(m): 10:43pm On May 13
Putindbutt:

But Bitter Obi said he's not desperate to become president. mumu man deceiving his mumu followers.
So because he's not desperate he shouldn't contest for president abi eleyi mugbo ni..

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Health / Re: Richard Slayman Who Received Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant Dies by OKOATA(m): 10:32pm On May 13
AriyaTV:
They use black as experiment.

If per chance we are allowed to see God when we die, trust me God can never be black.
Initially it was a white man they did it for in the past.
Romance / Re: Cashout: Korra Reveal Plan Vacation In Hawaii After Receiving Donation by OKOATA(m): 7:46pm On May 13
eazzzy1:
Smart girl, dumb fans.
Dumb simpsons, I'm sure she's meeting up with one of the simpsons there.

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Forum Games / Re: Which Bucket Fill Fast by OKOATA(m): 1:56pm On May 13
SweetDipBenny:
Wrong. Number 6
It's you being wrong. Check the taps again. The 3 is down already.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Chelsea (2 - 3) On 11th May 2024 by OKOATA(m): 4:59pm On May 11
Darwin Nunez - 11 EPL goals
Julian Alvarez - 10 EPL goals
Rasmus Hojlund - 8 EPL goals
Marcus Rashford - 7 EPL goals
Gabriel Jesus - 4 EPL goals
Kai Havertz - 12 EPL goals

Nicholas Jackson - 13 EPL goals

Guess who has been tagged as a Flop šŸ˜Š

#CFC #ChelseaFC #Chelsea

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Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Begs For Money Online To Help Her Battle Ex Husband Over Their Kids by OKOATA(m): 7:16pm On May 10
Dogalmighty17:
This irritating lady. I thought she claimed to have bought a house of over 2 million dollars in Atlanta? And what rubbish content did she say she's creating? What's unique about shaking dry nyash? Let her fade out!
Bro some guys are degenerate, imagine shaking dry yanch and getting fans from men. That's shows to you that men sometimes don't know what they want. If some men can fantasize about her pako yanch that means even if they see skeleton yanch dem go jerk am like that.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A New 5 Storey Building Luxury Hotel In Ikeja Is Employing by OKOATA(m): 3:17pm On May 10
Una GNLD don come again. LMAO..

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Politics / Re: Binance Exec Calls To World For Help - Says Kidnapped In Nigeria, $150M Ransom by OKOATA(m): 7:34am On May 10
SalamRushdie:
It's 100 percent a kidnap
Yes and asking for ransom, this is the modus operandi of terrorist. Now I see why some people said our govt are involved in terrorism. Such a shame..

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Politics / Re: Binance Exec Calls To World For Help - Says Kidnapped In Nigeria, $150M Ransom by OKOATA(m): 7:17am On May 10
Bastard thiefs. 150M for what exactly? To put back the money in naira or I don't understand. Chasing shadows as usual. Awon ole..

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Romance / Re: See What I Just Found Out About The Paternity Of My First Child After Six Years by OKOATA(m): 11:20pm On May 09
Dpharisee:

Sanwo-Olu has a child in Warri he has refused to do DNA. so start from there
Oga that's because he's not interested in the kid. I'm talking about someone who you don't fvck with like me. Take my kid away and I will fight you with everything. A simp fighting over a kid that's not his. Why don't you carry your wife and leave another man's kid alone. Does it even make sense to you? Fighting over another man's blood? Cos it happened in ur fam and you got no one to fight you don't mean you try it with another, and saying davido this or that dem no born chioma well make he take davido kid away. You won fight powerful men? Go and fight na.
Romance / Re: See What I Just Found Out About The Paternity Of My First Child After Six Years by OKOATA(m): 6:28pm On May 09
Dpharisee:

You can't claim a child from a proper marriage from outside except the husband decides he doesnā€™t want him under the circumstances, the biology of the child is left for the husband to take a personal even under customary law.
In Igbo culture the child belongs to the girls father if the husband rejects him, before the Ex can have him certain requirements must be fulfilled to the kindred and its not done by fiat
Keep writing jargons, after God fear govt. If you won drag yeye tradition with govt go ahead.

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