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Romance / Re: Yahoobois Are The Biggest Simps In Nigeria by OKOATA(m): 1:35pm On Feb 16
FRANCISTOWN:

I have your time today. Today will be the day I humble you. You always parade yourself on every thread claiming how rich you are.How much do you have? Millions in dollars or billions in dollars? Which state do you reside and which area?
What kind of cars do you drive?
What is the estimate of your interior designs?
How many landed properties do you have?
How many people are you responsible for their feeding?
How many people have you trained thru schools?
Do you know any serving high office political figure?
Look at this nigga that wants to humble me, see this life I live it's one life and I'm gonna enjoy it to the fullest. As long as I don't kill someone or shed innocent blood then I will live a happy life. Asking me I'm parading myself. When have I paraded myself. So because I reject poverty and don't settle for less makes me evil. Your APC govt you voted in the last election isn't evil? Your president and the likes isn't far worse or evil than I'm? Oga I owe no one how I live my life as long as the govt can't feed me so I find a way to feed myself. How many people have I blessed? I can't say but I know I do the good will I can do. I pay my tithe and when God bless me, he does so I can use it to bless others.
Romance / Re: Yahoobois Are The Biggest Simps In Nigeria by OKOATA(m): 11:25pm On Feb 15
emperor4love:
no go reason wit ur bro mk e teach u work de play as dollar de clock 1600
No mind am, na person money e carry for head.
Romance / Re: Yahoobois Are The Biggest Simps In Nigeria by OKOATA(m): 10:18pm On Feb 15
Story of broke boys, someone bought a phone for his GF you carry am come nairaland come dey wail. See them up there blaming yahoo boys for their misfortunes. Bunch of broke ass niggas.
Romance / Re: Should I Continue This Relationship Or Just End It.. Matured Advice Only by OKOATA(m): 7:29am On Feb 14
Someone called you a pussy ass nigga and I think that's what you are, a weak man. If you still continue with that girl she will get pregnant for one of the bad guys she fuks and she will pin the bastard child on you since you are a dumb ass and have no brain to think. Guys that are introvert like you should get a life cos if you are an indoor person how do you meet people? I doubt you even go to functions at all, I'm a club manager, just come to the hotel at ladies night and on sundays and see different girls like water.

Since you don't go out and sit at home all day how will you meet other girls? Or girls that have better behavior than this trash you call a GF. Go to churches like Redeem or Winners on sundays, check their choir alone and see diff pretty ladies and decent atleast that are looking for good men, yet you date this trash many men sleep with everyday and this is still the person you want to end with. You know in your heart this girl sleeps around like a dog she is yet she's all in your head. Until you know that there are many fishes in the sea and not depend solely on one girl then you will be a f0ol for life.

That's why I don't blame guys that says simps deserve death, yes I think they do because if death can get rid of all the weak men in nature we will only have the strong and intelligent who will rule women and rule the world. How do you even date a lady that goes out sleeps with diff men and sucks their cock yet you will kiss such and still mount such. See you I put it to you that you are even dumper than you think. You better dumb this trash and find decent girls to marry and lastly never take any Nigerian woman abroad, before you do make sure she's born for you and the kids are old enough to stand for you incase anything goes south in the future.

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Romance / Re: Should I Continue This Relationship Or Just End It.. Matured Advice Only by OKOATA(m): 7:10am On Feb 14
chidekings:
what most of you don't understand is a man can't forget a woman who was there for him when he has nothing....that is majorly what is holding the op...and the woman knows that...its a tough decision to make.
See bro in this life nobody is indispensable, a lady will forget a man that sponsored her to school in the space of 7yrs and marry another guy so why can't guys be cold blooded and do that too.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by OKOATA(m): 10:31pm On Feb 11
Osinhmen show your true power in this game or Chelsea no go buy you o.

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Family / Re: Thinking Of Separation From My Wife by OKOATA(m): 5:08pm On Feb 11
Bro you don't have any experience in the aspect of life that's why people keep pushing you around. You aren't a doll people should be pushing around, you said your wife insults and leaves the home for days. Bros let me put it to you you are a weak man and a weak man you will be for life if you can't emancipate yourself.

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Food / Re: Can You Eat These? (picture) by OKOATA(m): 1:34pm On Feb 07
I ate it once at Delta state, Oghara. Thought it would be so tasty but later started irritating my guts. Couldn't eat more than one.

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Politics / Re: Breaking News!!! Serious Message To All Nigerians!!!! by OKOATA(m): 12:37am On Feb 07
VeryWickedMan:


What inspired your moniker?
I'm sure you inspired him Mr HeartlessMan.
Pets / Re: Giant Bullet Proof Dog Cage For Sale by OKOATA(m): 12:59pm On Feb 06
Giant bullet proof. Lol..
Health / Re: Man’s Affairs With Five Married Women Ends In Mysterious Skin Disease by OKOATA(m): 11:35am On Feb 06
chronos00:
Ignorance and superstitious ridiculousness.

This is obviously an immune mediated dermatological condition, based on the distribution this is a combination of generalised plaque psoriasis and psoriasis vulgaris.

No go help yourself, see specialist. Dey there dey do juju and jazz, mumu.
Haha 😂 and some superstitious people don dey say na juju. For this life he good make person get knowledge o.

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Politics / Re: Naira/dollar Exchange Rate: We Have To Pray To God- Pastor Adeboye by OKOATA(m): 12:35am On Feb 06
APOPTOSIS:
PASTOPRENEURS....
When you were asking your minions to pray that they be the only ones to stand out in their families and they should pray that other members of the family would always go hungry so as to come to them for basic aids and foods you didn't realize God was going to answer such..🤣🤣

Now you want to rush back to same GOD to pray for Antidotes. You are joking Ogaaa, your prayer stands. God is never an author of confusion.
🤣🤣🤣. Clown 🤡. But na true you talk o. E be like na old age dey worry the man. Make una free am abeg.
Politics / Re: After Walking Naked For Tinubu Election, Actor Apologises For Bringing Disaster by OKOATA(m): 10:46pm On Feb 05
Obakoolex:


It's stupidity of the highest order if you think some region are not feeling the heat.
You that even type nonsense Everytime, one can feel your pain and hunger in all your post grin
Guy you funny o. I swear small time now he go say I get bitcoins, I get usdt. 🤣🤣

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Romance / Re: Sex And Money Replacing Love In Relationships (photos) by OKOATA(m): 7:28am On Feb 05
Jeon:
Men are always live dil. dos, chasing anything under the skirt even when fully satisfied by their partners.



I wonder why men are in several pains when women cheat and explore more in sex .


For fuvk sake you pple have been doing it for over decades ,so allow women to try it out for this decade.
So a man will give you everything you need bur common loyalty you throw it out the door 🚪. You can try that shii with a simp sha.

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Romance / Re: African Woman Thanks Ex-husband Who Took Her Abroad Where She Found Her Soulmate by OKOATA(m): 1:23pm On Feb 04
muyico:
woman?
After God fear woman.

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Politics / Re: Order Miyetti Allah Leader’s Release, Fulani Youths Beg Tinubu by OKOATA(m): 1:12pm On Feb 04
Na dia hin go dey till thy kingdom come, nonsense.
Family / Re: Wife Catches Her Husband Sleeping With Her Mother In Nasarawa by OKOATA(m): 6:34pm On Feb 03
babeface3:


Sounds like Nollywood. BTW, why is it that sexual prowess and monetary handouts rank highest in the average Nigerian woman's relationships? What is the place of intelligence?
So you don't know that most nollywood movies are actually based on true stories? So you mean to tell me after thousand of years humans have existed something like this can't actually happen?
Family / Re: Wife Catches Her Husband Sleeping With Her Mother In Nasarawa by OKOATA(m): 6:28pm On Feb 03
Jman06:
You people should stop this age mate talk abeg! How many people can marry their age mates in Nigeria

Your female age mates mature and marry even before you finish secondary school, not to talk of when you finish university, serve, job hunt and by the time you're ready for marriage, all of your female age mates would have been married. By that time the girls who would be available for marriage are those who might even be 20years younger than you. I really think that some of you small boys should stop seeing matured men marrying younger girls as rivals.

I know that some of you react to such marriages out of jealousy; thinking that the older dude is intimidating you with his money. That was why many of you cried when Ned Woko married Regina Daniels. You should get used to how marriages work here because your whining can't change it. Don't worry, by the time you're ready to marry, you'll also collect someone's younger girlfriend LOL


Sorry I had to digress and address this matter.
The person you quoted is a troll, didn't you see his name.

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Family / Re: 'I Regret Pushing My Husband To Move Us From Okota To Lekki Phase 1' - Woman by OKOATA(m): 12:33pm On Feb 02
It's normal for humans to seek upgrade in life so there should be no regrets. My advice to you is to start praying fervently so that God can touch his heart and stop bringing ur marital stuff to the internet cos if ur husband finds out he might vex more.

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Crime / Re: Spiritual Help Needed: Picked 500 Naira In Front Of My Shop by OKOATA(m): 7:14am On Feb 02
People go just wake up dey talk nonsense, una no how many times money don fall comot from my pocket mistakenly?
Food / Re: When You See This After A Fight With Your Wife Or Girlfriend by OKOATA(m): 10:48pm On Jan 30
Anny69:
😭I'll beg my girl like crazy. After I eat that I'd eat her next. cheesy
How can you beg your girl like crazy, Oh, you are a lady or a simp disguising as a lady.

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Failed My Test, Am I Overreacting?? by OKOATA(m): 7:28pm On Jan 30
ifihearam:


You are one of the major people who are problems to men because of the entitlement you give to women...no matter what never settle for less but with this your mentality women will continue to take advantage of you forever.Its also safe to say your ex or women you have been with never loved you. When you love someone you must give no matter how little. Contrary to general perception about women they are only stingy to those they dont love, if they love you they will go extra length to assist and help you.

The poster's woman and your ex never loved you guys and gloin forward never settle for any woman whom cant sacrifice for you and endeavor to date women who have something to lose too.

Oga na my opinion I give, who told you that women always love men before? A woman's love is based on what the man can offer, I don't need a woman to love me. As long as she can give me my kids and I can provide, the love I will have for my kids enough so I don't need womens love.

Mind you women can't take advantage of me cos I know how to play my game, I'm only speaking based on the present nature of nigerian women, so whether you like it or not once you go broke a naija girl will give you hell. Go broke and be expecting love from a naija girl, na insult you go chop join..
Romance / Re: Meet The Goat That Walks On 2 Legs Like A Human (pics/video) by OKOATA(m): 8:43am On Jan 28
Rikze:



shocked

Dude, I've seen so many of such videos where a four-legged animal walks on two legs. However, in this particular video I saw, the poor goat has a deformed leg. It's not like it's doing some stunts.


I don't know what's difficult to understand in the point I've been trying to make.
Alright thanks for the correction, you re right.
Romance / Re: Meet The Goat That Walks On 2 Legs Like A Human (pics/video) by OKOATA(m): 8:59pm On Jan 27
oluseg2:
I have seen the video on Facebook and can conclude that the goat has deformed forelegs

Ok my bad.
Romance / Re: Meet The Goat That Walks On 2 Legs Like A Human (pics/video) by OKOATA(m): 8:58pm On Jan 27
Rikze:



shocked

If only you have data to watch the video you wouldn't have been so confident to brandish your ignorance/stupidity. Or maybe you have sight problems.


Please take your frustration elsewhere.
Go on YouTube and type goat walks on two legs it will bring so many of it and even dogs doing it too. So nothing in that.
Romance / Re: Meet The Goat That Walks On 2 Legs Like A Human (pics/video) by OKOATA(m): 11:08am On Jan 27
Rikze:
shocked


The fact is the goat 🐐 has a deformed leg, the right front leg. So walking on two legs is not for fun for the goat but a means of survival. That'd require a lot of stamina on its part.


Oga how do you know the front legs deformed? Una go just dey talk wetin una no know. The goat doesn't have any deformed leg oga. Him just dey catch him cruise.
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Failed My Test, Am I Overreacting?? by OKOATA(m): 10:58am On Jan 27
Uptheante:

You have low self esteem
How I take get low self esteem, na because you never date most Naija girls much na why I no blame you. So make he leave him GF no be your advice be that? No be everything be just break up. If you like let him break up he might meet someone better or worse. It's a 50/50 thing.
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Failed My Test, Am I Overreacting?? by OKOATA(m): 7:07pm On Jan 26
This your girl still try small, if na my ex na she go end am straight because I no get paid for 3 months. Men aren't meant to be loved, as long as say she no throw tantrums and she no show you sege make you manage am till you find someone better but I doubt cos all these Naija girls na case.

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Pets / Re: My Siberian Husky Gave Birth To 3 Pups. by OKOATA(m): 9:07pm On Jan 24
GGIA:

So that you will fatten it in 2 months to sell to the next Nkwobi Nkita vendor? cool

I believe you. cool
Naso 😁
Pets / Re: My Siberian Husky Gave Birth To 3 Pups. by OKOATA(m): 6:40pm On Jan 24
Your dog is too skinny, huskies are chubby dogs. Guy sell this dog give me make I handle am well. 2months you no go know am again.

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