Zxcvbnmghtr:


And so they called it EVIL rain.

let me get who called this evil rain,rain that we farmers are praying for and God answered our prayers

Spring2025:
People of God I just need your help on this issue. I can't bear it anymore. I'm a 35-year-old man with a bachelor's degree and plan to pursue my Masters degree in the US. I'm married with a kid and my wife is 25 and our son is 1. This year makes it two years after getting married to my wife.
I started with my wife peacefully until the day I expressed my interest in pursuing graduate program in the US, my wife accepted the idea readily and I was happy. However, just a day after I made my plans known to her she started disturbing me to apply to the US and jet out. It wasn't time because I plan to apply for Spring but she's all over me all the time. Next, was her attitude of not cooking again. She complain of stress even when I employed two sales assistant to help her in the Super Market where I opened a shop for her. So literally, my wife goes to shop and watch over our employees then come back home. I didn't mind. My wife stopped cooking, washing my clothes or even the kid's. I do the cooking and wash out baby's dresses. She yell at me for any mistake or misunderstanding.
But what pained me most that made started investigation on her was coming back home very late even hours after she must have closed from shop. My wife answers calls at odd hours and wouldn't want me to hear. I once came back home one Sunday unannounced and she left her phone charging in sitting room, a call came in and the me she saved it with was 'my joygiver' so I let her knew she had a call and pretended as if I saw nothing just to observe her, she declined to pick but went away with the phone.
The next day I went to the shop leaving my office early and discovered she wasn't in the shop so I asked the two sales assistants but they said madam always leave early. By this time the feelings in my instincts were becoming evident.
I decided to call her right there and pretended I was in the office and she told me she was in the shop. I confronted her then she laughed and said she came to visit a friend.
Few weeks ago, I decided to investigate her phone but I was skeptical of her password because she might have changed the one I know but luckily for me, she didn't. Men, to my greatest surprise I saw my wife cooking in another guy's kitchen while she dropped my kid who was crying without giving him attention. They kissed and romanced and did all they could, I was patient enough to bear it. I read her chats and discovered that she was telling the guy that I plan to go to the US so when I leave he will migrate to my house to have her in full. This is where I almost committed suicide.
I just need your advice, should I divorce her or let her be until my son is grown? I'm feeling the pain of this woman remaining in my house but on a second thought, my son. If I divorce her she may run away with my son because the kid is not old enough to leave with me only. My brothers please help advise me.

don't let anything mess up with your peace of mind especially a cheating woman,divorce her and take your child,you can get a relative or househelp to help,don't even think about managing such a woman because she can never change,either she kills you or lead you to do something teribble,the only problem I see is that small child,can you manage with such small child?with that child in your custody will it be a problem for your future plans?do you have any reliable person to look after him?or do you leave the child to it's mother and pursue your future dreams later you can come and fight for the child?all these are what you will ask yourself but for me I will divorce the woman let her go with the child

yesloaded:
IBEDC needs to be fined too for epileptic power supply


Only 2% of entire Ibadan enjoy stable power supply

come on you must be joking ,2% for a big town like IB

ChizzyBuna:
I really PITY men that trust and believe women.. I PITY THEM

Women are the perfect WEAPON
The most dangerous species on Earth
The Perfect Trojan Horse

They look soft
They look harmless
They look so innocent
They look like they can't hurt a fly

But the things they do in Secret will blow your mind

Women are the greatest manipulators
Real men never fall for these manipulators
Only simps and Children fall for these tricks

I'm currently sleeping with a choir mistress in Christ Embassy. She is married with 2 kids

But you will NEVER EVER suspect that she is cheating and sleeping with me.
If women have the power,
They will ban DNA Testing

Science is here to save mankind from generational Hoes...

this really got me cracking with laughter,choir mistress indeed,I hope you make her squirm and sing choruses, in the other room,pussy is meant to be bleeped without mercy,married or not it doesn't matter,so long it is consensual

TUANKU:
Why return him to EFCC custody? He should be remanded in Kirikiri with his gender the male convicts let him enjoy being a Pondan for the duration . Banza!

that judge is humane because what the inmates will do with Mrs bobrisky will be unprincipled,infact he may be pregnant before the next court case

Puss360:
Our Mummy of Lagos...

I stand for your back dear....

Las las, e no go pass fine wey court go fine u....

Coz you can't go to jail....
Since we don't have prisons for transgender...

this is exactly what I was thinking just now,can he be remanded in prison custody as a male or female?he will be sentenced as a male if found guilty and those hungry tigers there will Bleep the living daylights out of his buttocks

LagosFirstSon:
DNA should be a must for every home please

So many men are fathering children that ain't there's and the wife knows ..

why will I wish to turn my life upside down at my age,? now I am warming up to be a grandfather,for what purpose will I want to know what will push me back to start afresh from A in this short Life

2Radii:
Hmmm

My woman abeg no carry bæstæd com for me ooh, a no talk say makeu no Bleep if na werin u wan use ur life do be that, na ur life and a no fit tame you..na ur life but please don't try to drag my life with urs to the miserable land of everlasting sorrow and gnashing of teeth.

Some of us no too value life like that ooh, the day I find out u carry bæstæd come na that day u go lose some vital pats of ur bodi like legs or arms cus ama going to disfigure a jezebel daughter...permanent disfigurement

I doubt if you have seen the inside of a prison awaiting trail facility in Nigeria to make this comment,the wise thing is to let her go in peace and not let your emotion control you

ValCon888:
Besides the grammatical errors, your tale was nice. But olosĥo N50? This must have happened in the early 90s. You must be an old man with grand children by now

it cannot be the early 90z because #50 just came out around that time and it was so valuable,the olosho we knack in onitsha when still in school was #15 naira a,a plate of food with goat meat was #5 naira at orajis,akwa road,it must have been late 90s or early 2000s.

EreluRoz:
it's not even advisable to date these days without undergoing all the necessary tests. Not me sha, no tests no dating.

this is somehow funny,so before I knack kpekus I will go and do the necessary tests?am I applying for visa?is it not to knack and go,will I cut the kpekus off and go home with it?

ignis:
Both of you should read and pass WAEC and JAMB exam.

I think that should be their main priority for now,but sincerely a 16yr old girl maybe a small girl in the 70s,80s and 90s but now the reverse is the case,most of them have homongous sized breasts and ass that leaves you wondering what is going on

Richtaiwo:

No, that's not what he is talking about. He also never said Dangote owns Nigeria. So don't attempt changing what he said out hate for Nigeria. What he said is; change your dollars to naira (that's is you have any) before Dangote refinery products hit the market which will expectedly bring down the dollars.

And what Mr omokri said was not far from the truth,if the new refinery pumps slightly cheaper products to the markets and stops the importation of hydrocarbons which gulps 40% of forex,you don't need to be an economist to know that dollar will fall when there is 40% less demand

shoodboi2:
False headline

I watched the video elsewhere. He only provided clarification about what happened and never said they killed the soldiers.

He said it was a land issue between the Ijaws and their people. The Ijaws are involved in bunkering and usually contract soldiers to provide them with security.

The soldiers got involved in the land issue because of their bunkering parole with the Ijaws and kidnapped and killed three people from their community.

The soldiers later returned, requesting a meeting with the community leaders, before trying to take the community leaders away. The community refused, leading to the crises.

That said, I still struggle to understand how 16 soldiers were killed that easily. Even bandits usually don't kill that many soldiers at a go.

So who exactly killed those soldiers, what weapons do they have, and under what circumstances?

all I know is that the soldiers mission is clandestine and shady,this is a business meeting gone wrong and oil bunkering is in the middle of the mess

nams77:
What a long story. The miscreant should be hanged all the same

if Mr James still have brains in his head he is supposed to be in congo or Ivory coast by this time,because if they catch him again it is life jail.

Adeolamapamina:
I start to think about this last night my friends and some other people I know we are both in this game but I see them spending large and buying different expensive things like car, iPhone 11 upward to iPhone 14, lodge in expensive hotels, different expensive clothes in which the price alone can make you wonder and think what are your aims in life, different Pam and shoes expensive girlfriends and other stuff I begin to wonder are this not the people we both give in at the same time to this game? Or are their God grace different from mine? Or are their update better than their mine, but come to think of it they do ask me for updates and without brag I am more intelligent than them when talking to magas

I start to stylishly ask them how una Dey make ham (in pidgin) or ask them for update but they keep on saying grace!! (You know as yahoo boy quote na) meanwhile this niggas do lodge in hotels mostly all day and kept wondering or their magas are different from mine or are their maga richer than my maga but if a maga is dam rich he can’t give you nothing less than $1000 on a good update approximately 500,000 but not at once and I can count that as lucky cause it is very hard to find in this days of rampard yahoo boys I mean very hard.

Meanwhile me as a low key guy the money I earn as a yahoo guy is just to maintain myself I use just iPhone XR and as well just low cost clothes and other good and reasonable expenses but not on a daily basis I will confess it is not even easy at all just to upgrade my phone to their level is now hard I can’t even sleep in a hotel two night cause it will drain my money meanwhile this people are doing it mostly on daily basis.
One day I decided to confront my guy about how he sees money on this game we are into (yahoo) he start to tell me on usual but this time I scold him that it is a lie I told him if it good update I will have make it more than you self but he kept saying nothing else than good update sites and good client meanwhile this guy Dey spend hundreds of thousands on daily basis I can guess he is having up to millions in his account and his relatives are still suffering I just kept to wonder how how how !!!!!


How do they make it
Am sorry for any typical error
Pls niggas clarify me on this issue

most of those guys are kidnappers using yahoo as a masquerade,I know a building materials dealer that was kidnapped last two weeks and #15m ransom was paid,this is a job that can easily be pulled off by 4-5 guys,that my friend is the new yahoo.

God1000:
14 years, lodging in a hotel to do what at that age

what do you expect they are doing?prayer and fasting?they are fucking of course

MONEY247:
So there's this girl in my environment, that's given me all the green light.... but I have so much on my mind....
As a free folk I just want to be friends and be friendly...I didn't even know she likes me....
I didn't notice....I am a shy person....
So today she came, and told me why did I not call her....I was like we are just friends aye....
She inputted her number in my phone
But she meant something serious.....
Normally I have never had a girlfriend.......and going through so much now....

How do I become romantic..... how can I reciprocate the love.... she's cool....

start by having time and talking to her,holding her hands,stroking the pointed breasts,kissing her and knacking her if the opportunity is there,if you have small something give for her to buy data,if not kiss her again that is been romantic

orohbiro:
A guy. Help me with paltry 20k yesterday and he have d effrontery to ask me what he will get in return. Why is broke guys like this? can't you just help and leave in return finish him there Big fool

you are very mistaken,that guy that give you #20k is not broke,any man that can give a woman #20k now in Nigeria,either he is very wealthy or very stupid.

Ikaeniyan0:
Peter Obi left Anambra worst than he met it

can you pls give evidence of the worst things he did in anambra state,for 8 yrs he didn't own salary,pension,gratuity, contractor,supplier,every school in anambra state has a brand new bus,borehole,internet,computers,every community has a security pickup,and good road networks,he also managed to save #75 billion naira for the next government,why do we allow tribal sentiments to cloud our sense of reasoning,because he is an igboman therefore he must be bad,tell me one governor in the history of nigeria lthat eft such huge amount for his predecessor.

SmartPolician:
Tinubu is about to totally destroy this country.

All major companies are reporting huge losses while others are exiting the country.

These trends are quite unfortunate and disturbing.

but the Nigeria market is so huge that they will be replaced immediately,they took away sunlight soap and baby and me replaced it,if bournvita goes another vita will replace it

Dosoq:
Loss my FOOT!

After increasing the prices of all their products, most especially the bournvita chocolate tea, a carton of the small sachet of bournvita chocolate tea was #23500 as at February(as at the last time I bought it),I'm sure it's not less than #24k+ as we speak ,let alone other products.

They have doubled the price of all their goods,so they should stop crying for loss.

this comment is somehow,it is too shallow without perspective,do they increase price arbitrary?is it not the policies of president tinubu that made everything to increase by 70-100% even with their price increase they still posted such loss

kettykin:
Most of the multinational companies aside banks and oil companies operating in Nigeria made mouth gaping losses .
I foresaw all this sometime last year and made a thread that Lagos was gone and I was called names .

Lagos eateries are barely making any progress

imagine if a multinational like Cadbury is making losses how will it be for the indigenous companies,any manager that is still operating and paying salary is a super hero because the country Nigeria has declared war on companies and SMes

kingmaster2009:
And this is a Legacy project 😂 in the southeast...

..however, some governors have been constructing markets like pure water ....without noise...

The easiest people to deceive most are the southeast people ...just bring up a post or comment that are tribal undertone....and you have captured the mind of many of them...and this is the reason why Nnmafi Cownu and Simeon Ekpa are one of the richest in the southwest because they have successfully used the instrumentality of tribalism to amass wealth for themselves and their family...
Bitter Obi also used this..and he made a lot of money ...if I were Bitter Obi...I will keep on-call testing to be the president of the country ...because this is the quickest way to make money in the East...set them up with tribalism..and they will donate humongous to the projects. ...and will never ask for accountability of those funds...and if there was fraud along the line...those people whose money has been. mismanaged in the process will still come on social media to defend me...

if you have not crossed the River Niger you don't have any reason to talk anything about the Igbo people and I doubt if you have,because if you know the igbos you will not make this comment,let us forgive your ignorance

Jewessgratitud3:
Daddy has already said it and warned us to be careful and stay indoors during this period.

Which daddy?there are many daddies these days

Fighttillvictory:

olodo can you name just three of those legal agencies he by passed or was suppose to go through

there is no agency blocking the way it is just corruption that caused the bureaucratic bottle neck,I will not be surprised if the aviation minister requested a homongous bribe which they refused to pay,'and it is a shame for an insightful and informative topic like this to desend into tribal fistcuffs ,are we not better than this?should every discourse be a competition between tribes it is then not difficult to see that the very foundations of the country is built on shaky grounds of tribalism and ethnic bigotry.

Makunahatata:
Egusi no b Igbo soup..den dey eat egusi for Ghana, Cameroon, Sierra Leone e.t.c

it is actually a west African soup but I think the igbos pimped it to another level with assorted meats,dry fish,stock fish,etc

jasent:
Thanks,but I have already zero my mind. Never sending her a penny

this will be an interesting battle of wits and I have no illusion that this girl may win,she is now a trained emotional manipulator and if she put her mind to make you send money it may only take him to stylishly give you breast to press and suck,if you can resist that girl you are on the path to be a man

Black44:
After I smoked Colos mixed with loud my mind traveled to another world it felt as if my spirit left me and I could see myself in another realm everything was spinning and I felt momentarily unconscious and unawares of my surroundings until the highness eased off

All this just one puff imagine lol
Imagine what 5 puffs at a go would have done
All the same I saw that atheism is pure foolishness

you are just mad temporarily,if your brain neurones and receptors snapped during the highness,the highness will not stop and you will be trapped in that world,that my brother is insanity,,aviod hard drugs it has no single benefit

Nitong:
Men who are over 33 years of age and unmarried should be arrested. They are a time bomb waiting to explode and always prone to participate in several crimes.

They have refused to help their society and take a wife and care for women in order to reduce ladies stress and misdeed in the society.

Men control the society and the world at large and not we women. Men who are unmarried at over 33 are always irresponsible both spiritually and physically.

The moment men decide to change their life and grow with a woman, financial progress surface because they start to see why a man should work hard, be responsible and care for others.

Men over 33 and unmarried are a menace. They are always stucked to themselves masturbating. Instead of them to leave their room and go out there, look for a woman they can be climbing as NATURE has commanded it. You cant fight NATURE, you'll endup destroying yourself. There is a reason life is Designed this way

what you must realize is that there are more women of marriable age than men and nothing can be done ceven if the available men marry 2 women each there will still be surplus women,so the new reality now is that sadly many women will not marry but they can knack and have their own child

badboyTee:
I met this girl in my church, very beautiful from there collected her contact. We started talking she was the one who actually chatted me up first, during the first few weeks we chatted she was always on my neck with calls chats if she doesn't see me online she calls me we talk a lot asks me different questions about my ex's which I told her I had none ( though I haven't asked her out at that moment)

I decided to give the devil ball a goal I asked her out she told me she would give me her response once we meet physically

Note: I asked her out about one month after we started talking which I thought she had all the qualities I needed from a lady,

* she doesn't tax me
* make sure she calls me to check on me

Then after asking her out she told me she had no one at the moment but she only likes us to be friends my head wan scatter, like everyone around the neighborhood already thought we were into each other the way she holds me in public always makes sure we sit together in church e.t.c

I asked her out again she gave me same response that she doesn't want our friendship to end that we should remain friends.

Big men in the game what could be the cause of this or is it cause I don't spend on her?

this is quite interesting,and the girl is setting herself up to be properly hunted like in the old days,don't give up easily,just continue to be good friends and even buy her gifts like a nice perfum or something nice,but stop asking her out or to be your babe,jit demeans your masculinity,ust keep your cool and keep on worming yourself into her,pay her more attention,listen when she talks and hold her at any opportunity,not the breasts thou,,what it will take is just a crack in her amour if you can spot that and widen it,the walls of Jericho will come down,most of women now has taken away the joy of the hunt,they are so easy to get and lay that to be faced by a challenge like this is a refreshing breath of cool air

odenkirk:
which crime can i commit that will land me in prison for just one week?
i want to go there and spend a week because i dont wanna end up being lynched by other jobless and frustrated guys like me. the money that i have been using to hold body have finished, and i dont have any means of getting any.
bad ideas have filled my mind, and i am afraid of executing it, that is why i want to get isolated so that i will not do what my mind has been telling me.
yesterday i tried one of the bad ideas and it was a successful mission. i want to earn legitly to avoid stories that touch the heart.
for now, i have given up about getting a job because it seems there is no any left for us in this country. yesterday i queued for morethan 3 hours infront of one factory that pay 30k per month and i did not get the job, only 3people were selected and it was based on physical appearance.
i am thinking of slapping a police officer, but i am afraid of the kind of beating they will give me before they send me to prison. guys please recommend any simple crime that will lead me to going to prison for just one week.
the only different from my life and that of the prison inmates is freedom of movement, the prisoners have more advantage which i dont have, they are entitled to 3square meals a day. i want to go there and have more experience about life and restrategize.

I will take it you are just a bored teenager not to know what you are wishing for