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 Jokes Etc › Oral S: X by okoroman(op): 3:10pm On Apr 22, 2009 |
Peter was talking to his Grandad about sex. The Grandad was telling him to be careful about sex. Then they had the following conversation Peter: Grandad do you nad Grandma have Sex Grandad: Yes Peter: What of MouthAction Grandad: Yes we do. I shout at her Bleep you and she shouts back Bleep you too. |
| Jokes Etc › Burden by okoroman(op): 2:55pm On Apr 22, 2009 |
One Sunday morning after church James came back home went straight to his wife who was in the kitchen preparing lunch. He picked her up and carried her all day. The wife was shocked at Jame’s Romantic attitude. Wife: Honey this is so romantic carrying me all day. Is that what the pastor preached today in church James: No honey, he said we should all carry our burden. Wife: So I am a burden now? James: You said it. |
| Jokes Etc › Mr And Mrs Bill Gates by okoroman(op): 2:27pm On Apr 16, 2009 |
What did Mrs Bill Gate say to her husband on their wedding night? Mrs Gates: Now I know why you called your company MicroSoft |
| Jokes Etc › The American Researcher And The Nigerian Immigration Officer by okoroman(op): 4:12pm On Apr 14, 2009 |
This American researcher decided to carry out a research that most Nigerians answer questions with questions. So he decided to travel to Nigeria to confirm or disprove this fact. IO ( Immigration Officer) : Hope you had a pleasant flight A (American): Thanks I did. IO: Can I have your passport. A: Sure. IO: Why are you in Nigeria Mr Clifton A: To carry out a research IO: What kind of research A: That Nigerians answer questions with questions. Is that so ? IO: WHO TOLD YOU SO ? A: Please hand back my passport I am going back to the states you just confirmed my belief . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Chelsea(4) Vs Liverpool(4) [Agg 7 - 5] On Tuesday April 14th by okoroman: 3:43pm On Apr 14, 2009 |
I hate to admit this as a true liverpool supporter. But I dont see us beating Chelsea by 3 clear goals, Just maybe we will win the EPL. Rafa messed things up doing 2 things. They are 1) Rotation of the team and 2) Zonal marking at corner kicks |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Chelsea(4) Vs Liverpool(4) [Agg 7 - 5] On Tuesday April 14th by okoroman: 3:37pm On Apr 14, 2009 |
I hate to admit this as a true liverpool supporter. But I dont see us beating Chelsea by 3 clear goals, Just maybe we will win the EPL. Rafa messed things up doing 2 things. They are 1) Rotation of the team and 2) Zonal marking at corner kicks |
| Jokes Etc › Michael Jackson's Date At The O2 Uk by okoroman(op): 3:15pm On Apr 14, 2009 |
Michael Jackson's dates has been confirmed for this summer's show at the O2 Arena. They are as follows 1) David 10 years old 2) Adam 9 Years old 3) John 11 years old 4) Peter 12 years old |
| Jokes Etc › Michael Jackson's Date At The O2 Uk by okoroman(op): 3:10pm On Apr 14, 2009 |
Michael Jackson's dates has been confirmed for this summer's show at the O2 Arena. They are as follows 1) David 10 years old 2) Adam |
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