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Teteyaks, darling

LLcoolKJ: hello everyone, back to the thread topic.

Please who has valid info on when posting will begin?

Posting has officially ended buh underground runz re still goin on.... Don't b surprise 2 see postings end of nxtwk

Norilicious and Sigba
Which of u is available? I don't mind loving both of u ooooo
I'm mr capable, thank God norilicious dreamt abt banky w

nell07(m), bukkylois(f), norilicious, sammygold(m), ujchief(m), nitrogen (m), Busayotola, fogzym kay, sigba(f),
See some strange names oooo
Busayotola and fogzym kay

Jst saw a new thread for NYSC BATCH C 2012.....
Wishin them hapi threading

LOSKEE, show us ur face....
Let's see u

Shygal: ok...banky w as we all knw is a celebrity/influential persn.so u drimin dt u saw him arnd u means dt u'll soon bcom vry influential or b involvd wid sm1 vry imp in lyf n u knw wt dt means...*happy* Its a gud drim because u won... jus pray dt God grants u all ur hrt desires. Gudluck swiry!

And datz me

(5) Comparing
When she wants to get things done her way, she may
really try this comparing strategy. She won’t directly
table her demands rather she will just tell you that her
friends or neighbors or some other person she knows
that you have gotten that same thing done for them… And so…? What, are you that insensitive?! Don’t you get it?
She’s telling you that she doesn’t want to be left out! And you know what? It works! It works because, first of all, many people especially
men; don’t like to be compared to others. It can make
someone boil inside when all your shortcomings are
presented before you. You know it is going to be a
very bad if other women come out in public and the
only odd one out is your woman and it is all because of you. You know it is not a good idea for a man to be
known (even by many people who will never get to
know him personally) as that very stingy man who
could not provide “such a simple thing” for his woman. (6) Obedience and submissiveness: The good book needn’t have specified that women
should do this. Any woman who wants to get her way
with her man knows that this is one of the most
effective ways to get the man to bend…to her wishes. All a man wants is an obedient and submissive
woman who will respect and shower him with love. He
does not want a boss in the home. Probably, that one
in the office is just okay. When a woman shows obedience to her man, she
increases her chance of getting whatever she wants
from him through persuasion by tenfold. (7) Avoiding: She may start getting you to notice her by way of
avoiding you. You will notice that there is an
inexplicable distance between the two of you and you
will start to wonder what is it you are NOT doing right
anymore. She knows what you are going through and that’s
exactly how she wants you to feel. Normally, most people only value something only
when they are about loosing it. So by presenting
herself in that manner, she is sending you the warning
that you are about to loose her. A perfect woman manipulator? Fear her! ( Nagging and bombarding Many a time, many men complain that their wives or
women are always nagging them. I know it could be
terrible disturbance for the man to bear and most
times the only way to get her to stop is by consenting
to her verbal barrage. Another form of nagging could come in the
bombarding of the man’s life in whatever way she
can. This bombarding could also come in the form of
constant phone calls, text messages and emails. She may keep on doing it until the man will have no
choice than to understand that she can be quite a
pest, if you like. In case you don’t know, nagging could be a weapon of
obtaining what you want because the man is more
than tired of hearing the same complaints, the same
demands, the same old story… But women also know that nagging could also invite a
lot of trouble for them. It could also be one sure fire
way of getting the man to commit wife bashing and
battery! (9) Seduction This is one thing every woman knows how to do and
they have all the tools at their disposal to make things
go their way – almost all the time. The greatest weapon at their disposal is of course,
their luscious bodies. Just by revealing some flesh here and there or by
smooching the man heavily could make many men
with red blood running through their veins loose total
control, especially if the man has a history of lack of
self-control. There is a way she might give you that promising
“under the eyelashes” look and you get the lust filled
and tempting messages at once without you needing
anybody to help you in figuring things out. Women are able to succeed in this so well because
they know that nature has ‘cursed’ men with one
severe “affliction” – insatiable desire for sex! And seduction is usually the forerunner to sex. So as long as the man believes he is going to get his
fix at the end of the day, he might not care that much
to whatever the woman is suggesting no matter how
absurd it might appear to him at some other time. But for now, his whole body, mind and soul are united
and focused on one thing alone. Ride on baby, your wish is my command! And then the sex… This is the ultimate. Any woman who knows her way
around this interesting topic will always know how to
rein any man in. This is simply because even if the man does not like
you, he won’t be in such a haste to throw away the
baby with the water. He will always want that girl who
knows how to give it to him and that means… He will always come back, most likely… Which means the lady can always get a second
chance to manipulate and subtly table her request
repeatedly until it is done! (10) Last Word If you are a lady reading this and you think you have
been found out, listen to me, you have no reason to
panic. Why? Remember like I earlier said, most men don’t even
know it when you are doing it to them but even if they
know, they don’t just give a damn… And that’s usually because he knows that his reward
for giving in to your antics could be great in…da bed!

Mehnnnnnn....... U guyz shd check out sigba too ....... She's outta dis world
Norilicious and Sigba dat una sec sch dey produce babes oooo

I CAN SMELL MAMMY WATER IN DIS HOUSE OOOOO
FELLAS, BEWARE!!!

A perfect female manipulator is an enigma to behold.
She knows how to keep guys on her beck and call at
any given point in time. Don’t blame her. She is able
to do this so well because she has taken the time to
study men and understand men psychology so as to
effectively code how they react to different situations. Guys, just pray to your heavenly Father to always
protect you from falling into the hands and lures of a
perfect female manipulator because when you do, you
might not be able to come out unscarred… You think you are a strong man? Wait until you
encounter her. In this piece I intend to come to the rescue of men by
pointing out to them those little ways in which they
could be coming under the antics of under such
manipulative attacks even without recognizing it.
The following are some of the ways in which women
have been manipulating men since ages… (1) Praising:
All of a sudden, she’s always praising you. In almost
everything you do, you get the praise reward. And you
know what? Your head starts to swoon and you start
thinking you are the greatest guy on earth…
It’s not like praising someone is bad. Not at all. In fact, it is one of the most important ways of showing
appreciation and people love to be appreciated i.e.
praised! But you just noticed the praise frequency just got
increased… Hhmm…At such times, that is when I advise any
sensible guy to watch out for it because that is
usually when she will make that demand which you
might NOT be able to turn down…without feeling bad. She knows it and so should you. (2) Crying:
No one likes to see a crying woman or children…
especially a very pretty woman. It really touches the
heart because these two groups of people appear to
be so weak and defenseless. Our manipulative woman knows this and she’s more
than ready to use it to her advantage once you give
her the opportunity. She knows how emotional you can get. Oh, you think
men aren’t emotional? Take it from me; men are, only
that they have been socially conditioned into acting
and hiding their emotional side. There’s only one way to stop some beautiful lady from
crying especially that lady who really means
something to you…the lady who knows the key to
your heart. You give in. You may not know it but she is smiling
inwardly. (3) Pet naming:
Pet names are used to establish fondness and
familiarity. Couples are known to pet name
themselves into many funny names that only means
something to both of them.
For the men, he may be calling his wife her pet name like “honey”, “darlin’” , “Daddy” and many other
meaningless stuff of that nature but bottom line, it’s
all mechanical to him. Nothing seriously implied nor
intended except in the case of…you are supposed to
know what I am driving at by now? But to the woman, it is much more than that. She
knows how to put her own pet name for the guy into
valuable and rewarding use. She has mastered how to coo that his pet name in a
very gentle and the softest manners. She perfectly
knows how to moan it into his ears and all that once
the poor fella is standing at an attention and alert like
a dog waiting to heed to his master’s calling… (4) Touching:
The power of the human touch should never be
underestimated. You can transmit a wide range of
varying information to the other person by touching
him/her.
Where you touch a woman can only show what you have in your mind and since we all know what many
men have in their minds, let us now agree that men
are not at liberty to touch women anyhow, most
especially in the public where they are supposed to
act like MEN. But women have this natural advantage in that they
can touch a man, even in the public, and only the
man will know that this touch is very different. A perfect female manipulator knows how to touch the
guy, how long she will allow the touch to last while
communicating her intent with her eyes. And… The guy will become helplessly at her
mercy!...........TO BE CONTD.........

norilicious: lol okoya dt pic ws added in either 2007 or 2008 there abt..k check me on ezinne nora...wearin a white top..

JESUS CHRIST....... ur name fit ur looks norilicious..... U re really delicious
West, EZE, nell07, kinnad etc I beg make una come see dis babe......

norilicious: lol okoya dt pic ws added in either 2007 or 2008 there abt..k check me on ezinne nora...wearin a white top..

JESUS CHRIST....... ur name fit ur looks norilicious..... U re really delicious
West, EZE, nell07, kinnad etc I beg make una come see dis babe......

norilicious: hmmm..ok ppl r revealin their identity..k..pls am nt a bad person incase u hv any bad opinion abt me was only tryin to spice up d thread..i cnt be interestd in smone i dunno..will b weird to do dt..add me..nora_zinny@yahoo.com..*cheers*

Added u on my y'msg buh can't add u on fb.... Can u drop ur fb ID?
mehnnnnn..... U RE FRESH FISH TO BADT

Okoya: Today can be ma lucky day.... hmmmmm
#armscrossed

Can't get it.... Can u jst send ur fb ID....
buh amma add on my y'msg

norilicious: hmmm..ok ppl r revealin their identity..k..pls am nt a bad person incase u hv any bad opinion abt me was only tryin to spice up d thread..i cnt be interestd in smone i dunno..will b weird to do dt..add me..nora_zinny@yahoo.com..*cheers*

Today can be ma lucky day.... hmmmmm
#armscrossed

Okoya: I ve not seen it.......
Hmmmmm I ve seen u

Accept na......
Waiting......

Ezemarcel: this is my own link...facebook.com/eze.marcel or ezemarcel501@gmail.com

EZE, I SEE U OOOOO

sigba: i've sent u a request.

I ve not seen it.......
Hmmmmm I ve seen u

sigba: Morning sweeties. How was ur night. I slept like a baby. At this point i want to take our friendship to another level cos i'm begining to feel u guys, if u feel so with me, send (inbox) me ur facebook link so i can add you. Much love.

Tried sendin u a msg.... Buh I don't think it's working.... Why don't u jst paste ur ID here... Anybody dat wants to add u can freely.... nywayz, here is mine; facebook.com/okoya or reachkennie@gmail.com

NELL07, I FEEL U DIE..... TETEYAKS IS REALLY TRIPPING 4 u..... Buh u re stylishly turning her down politely.....
hmmmmm....
SIGBA, on ma MIND!

MORNING PEOPLE!!!

Na Wa ooooo
D most constant thing on earth is change oooo
EZE IS NOW ENJOYING LOVE FROM BABYCUTEY
WEST JST DEY WAIT PATIENTLY FOR MS STEPH
OKOYA WAN DEY STRANDED

bukkylois(f), naijaobi(m), Shygal(f), Gods-child(m), anitank(f), Loskee(f), Babycutey(f), flairlady(f), odicowest(m), chokomania, and 5 guest(s)

flairlady: 20 new pages,chai,no b smal tin o,i remain loyal.

I SEE U JARE

hmmmmmm
SIGBA ON MA MIND#thinking

ANITANK AND BUKKYLOIS
WASSUP WIT BOTH OF U?
Are u denying me?
BUKKYLOIS, I thot we ve settled d bride price ish.....
ANITANK, I'M STILL D SPECIAL ONE

A man went to visit his father -in- law to be,
and was chewing gum. The father-in-law to
be saw this young man and got furious. This
dialogue ensured
father-in-law: wat? U are in my house to ask
for my daughter's hand in marriage and you are chewing gum? Dats a sign of disrespect.
Man: am sorry sir. I only chew gum wen i
drink and smoke.
Father-in-law: u min u drink and smoke? Oh
my God and u got the guts to come to my
house for my daughter? Man: pls sir dnt b angry i drink and smoke
after clubing.
Father-in-law: as in u do club too?
Man: yes sir i started clubing after i left prison
father-in-law: lord have mercy. U bin to
prison? Man: sorry sir i went to prison after serving
my Jail term.
Father-in-law: why were u sent jail?
Man: becos i got angry and killed a man who
wont allow me marry his daughter.
Father-in-law: realy? Chai my pikin u ar welcme ooo. Yeeepa u for tuk since na sey na
ma pikin mke u cme. Inshort u ar in d
ritehouse. Dnt wori u don mari my pikin put
jara. My Inlaw inlaw.

teteyaks: Okoya baby, dis isnt part of our agreement o

#tripping mode activated

EZE, so U VE FINALLY LEFT BULLYLOIS?

Missing rib and stolen eye.....
Who is this?

Don't av info abt any state except Lagos.
Was born in Lagos, schooled in Lagos, lives/living in Lagos....
U don't expect me to serve in Lagos
U knw why?
Lagos Corpers re really suffering..... U might not knw dis until u re here, d new posting policy made every thing worse in Lagos, b4 now Corpers runz their postings here probably because they want 2 serve in a good firm, multinationals, banks etc buh everything has changed.... They re jst so stranded on d streets, I see dem in large amts queuing in Ikeja LG. D stress, traffic, population etc is really killing.....
My economics and accounts students shd knw wat standard and cost of living is.....
D cost of living in Lagos is very High buh not as high as PH. d so calld 15k dat we hear Lagos Corpers receive from state govt and d FG allowee won't be sufficient at d end of d day.....heard from a Lagos corper dat d state is not paying dem upto 2 dat amount...., datz by d way
u see a corper at iyanipaja busstop waiting 4 BRT or public bus 4 close 2 an hour, under heavy sun, at d moment, u see him consuming two gala and a bottle of lacasera..... hmmmmm datz jst an appetizer oooooo, no regard from any1, d so called agberos, bus conductors don't even send them a bit.... Many issues, my fingers dey pain me.....
If u re in Lagos, u can continue........