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Gombs: Any body going to cross river wit me yet?

Datz exactly where I'm going

I jst feel like taking either Irish cream or Amarula with peppered chicken.... to ease dis tension. Buh dis rain won't let me!

If u re posted to yobe or borno... Don't be saddened. Jst believe ur posting has a positive reason.
Share ur experiences and thots here!

Yobe and Borno jst dey ring for my head!

anitank: OMG!!!! Am so so soooooo hapi for u. Oyo is my 2nd choice. Lord let my own testimony come. Huge Congrats to u

Dis first and second choice u guyz re jst saying here..... Is it jamb u registered for? lol

I can see some MASCULINE names buh there's dis (f) behind them...
hmmmm.... I knw wat u re upto ooo

Akpos fainted infront of Mr Biggs! and people started
shouting bring water! Bring water!! Suddenly Akpos
wakes up and said 'una dey mad! if na water dey
hungry me, ℓ̊ for faint for water board..... LMAO

TOMORROW DAT MBA HALL WOULD FALL IF I DID NOT COLLECT MY CALL UP LETTER.

anitank: Its not like dat oo.....am sori. Am jst worried abt dat guy dat wz posted to bornu. He won't b findin it funny ryt now

U knw I was jst kidding

anitank: Seriously its not funny oo! It cld be anyone o... including u *runs to hide*

Don't worry, continue.... I won't say anything

Gombs: pls explain the bolded part for me...And btw it's a wrong theory...I was posted to cross river,most of my guys were south south and south west..Only two were kd and nasarawa..And 2plateau state..Where dem post you?

Did u runz urs?

Wit d posting I ve heard so far, I'm feeling dat NYSC posted Corpers according to the region of their sch of their state of origin...
All those dat schooled in north so far av been posted to north... Vice versa

bukkylois: Almost laughed ma guts out...some guy sent a frnd to check his name n wen his frnd check he called d guy...told him it was borno oh.. D guy just hissed n said 'if na april fool stop am oh'...it was borno for real oh

ROTFLMAO.....

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CHOI!!!! See people
NORI am suspecting u sha. Y r u sitting beside my DennyBee na?

Nawa oooo
Luv dey shark some people oooo

ijigbamigb: Osun here I come.

Congrats dude! Did u runz it? Wat sch did u grad from?

Baba11, luvola, watz up nah?

T.stone:
Welcome bros. Good to mit another dude from your sch kust as we have Fashrola...we are getin prepare o...Okoya abi no be so?

Na soo oooo

natureboy2: Sup evrybdy, dis is natureboy in d building..A graduate from Maritime Academy Of Nigeria, Oron. Studied Marine Engineering.. Am chillin 4 my callup letter tho.. So how is evrybdy getting ready for our turn to serve naija?

Welcome..... Nice intro

norilicious: ..

no just drag dt leg near me...u jst dey sign signatur evrywer..if ur runin out of places go n colect jara pillow frm uti n helen..

Haha.... Wanted u to lean on me for d maintime...

T.stone:
I no fit eat again sef! Make I go watch spain/portugal jare...I cannot come and kii mysef...hehehehehehe

@annie and norilicious, take am easy ooooooo

Okoya, God help you ooooooo

Amen ooo

ujchief: do i need to set an alarm to know when the 20mins for pre-intimacy has elapsed? Just askin, b'cos u make it sound like a timed and reharsed activity

It might be more or less than 20mins.... Depending on how romantic u re and how sexy she is.
Datz y I said "for like"

norilicious: hmmm..am djealous ...

I'm here wit u

norilicious: ..

hehehehe..spreadin d gospel or probably announcin d comin of he who shall nt be named....

Delicious don kill me 4 here... LMAO
WHERE IS ANNIE?

ujchief: Extra 2hrs for the return trip, totalling 5hrs!
Btw, 1hr straffing? What else are u doing in there? Preaching?

Forepla.y for like 20mins.... Then 40mins to STRAF...lol

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TO ALL D BABES IN HERE,
MAKE SURE U GO ALONG WIT ANTI-TOILET DISEASE CREAMS OOOO

ORELSE U WILL CONTRACT TOILET INFECTIONS FROM CAMP TOILETS...

#jstsaying

ujchief: Mehn! Travel like 2hrs just to straf? Are u kidin me?

STRAF for like 1hr highest.....
Totalling 3hrs... Lol

anitank: Ur own case has turn spiritual

Laugh don make me go fall on top my sister friend ooo

norilicious: ...

is well dear...jst go wit ur own clipa n oda stuffs u get..??and avoid d babes...if u mst straf.....i rpeat if u must straf...go to d neighbourng town which is....i dnt evn knw..

Chai..... IF U MUST STRAF.... chai

Dis girl is killing

WEST, I see u.... How far nah?

moshoodn: WELL GUYS, I HAD TO GO EAT POUNDY COS I GOT WEAK FROM INSIDE OUT WHEN LASGIDI CRACKED!!

UJCHIEF, THANKS FOR UPDATING THE POSTING LIST.

OFFICIALLY, I WANNA PUT IT TO YOU, BY YOU AND ON YOU THAT COMRADE MOSHOODXYLICS WAS POSTED TO A STATE RANKING FIRST ON THE HIV LIST. . . .

BENUE!!!! THE FOOD BASKET OF THE NATION.

IF YOU ARE POSTED TO BENUE, PLS CONTACT ME ON 07032302651; 08055147426 OR 08189178520:

YOU CAN ALSO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK THROUGH MOSHOODXYLICS SO WE CAN RELATE.

BENUE GBOSA, MAKURDI WAGA, OTURKPO WIGI !!

PEACE OUT GUYS, I DEY BACKGROUND.

Chai..... Dunno wat 2 say buh jst don't buy gold circle cos it can't save u there
Jez get DUREX EXTRA SAFE