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Jokes Etc / New Element by okwilotex: 7:19am On Jan 30, 2013 |
A New Element, has been Added to the PERIODIC TABLE.. Name : Girl Symbol : Gl Atomic Weight : Don't even Dare to Ask.. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES : 1) Boils at Anytime. 2) Melts when Handled with Love & Care 3) Very Bitter, when Mishandled CHEMICAL PROPERTIES : 1) Very Reactive. 2) Highly Unstable. 3) Possesses High Affinity to GOLD, DIAMOND, PLATINUM, BRANDED CLOTHES & OTHER EXPENSIVE ITEMS.. NATURE : 1) Money Reducing Agent 2) Volatile when Left Alone.. OCCURRENCE : Mostly Found in front of the Mirrors.. .. |
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