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Jokes Etc › New Element by okwilotex(op): 7:19am On Jan 30, 2013
A New Element, has been Added
to the PERIODIC TABLE..
Name : Girl
Symbol : Gl
Atomic Weight : Don't even Dare
to Ask.. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :
1) Boils at Anytime.
2) Melts when Handled with Love
& Care
3) Very Bitter, when Mishandled CHEMICAL PROPERTIES :
1) Very Reactive.
2) Highly Unstable.
3) Possesses High Affinity to
GOLD, DIAMOND,
PLATINUM, BRANDED CLOTHES & OTHER
EXPENSIVE ITEMS.. NATURE :
1) Money Reducing Agent
2) Volatile when Left Alone.. OCCURRENCE :
Mostly Found in front of the
Mirrors.. ..

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