₦airaland Forum

Treasureoluwaseun:
Put on ur glasses nd read dose words vewi wel. . . I m talkin abt the thread not me

Lol... Don't mind me. Was jes being witty. Gerrit?

Treasureoluwaseun:
dz place z dry 2dae
Hope no pro

Will a bottle of orijin quench ur thirst?

buks18young:
TO THOSE CRiticizing ronaldo tagging him as inconsiderate n proud well....aw inconsiderate is it to donate to nepal earthquake aid....or on a level of 1-10 aw do u rate the pride of a man who misfired a freekick broke his fan's wrist nd showed a sign of remorse by sending him a signed shirt .....i still dnt get y people hate ronaldo

Ion hate him o, jes dat i judge based on performance n he gets very very frustrated if he doesn't score in a match. U can't say d same of Messi. Respect 4 CR7 though

crowniran:
tank God i Ve a door

C shade o... For ur mind u'r better niyen o

crowniran:
lol ..tanks bro initiation ke

Ghen ghen!!! Olorun ti mu e

*yawns*

Timmytimmy:
Kai...na Man U fans the thing dey bite pass. Messi grabbed the champ League cup from their front twice with very humiliating score lines

He even scored a header against them *Rotfl*

His sins r 4given... FOR NOW

Leitner:
Exceptions are Man u and Arsenal fans. I just don't see then forgiving messi for all his capital crimes against them .

M a United fan... Messi won me over by leaving dat p.k 4 Neymar who hadn't scored when he was on a hat trick durin d 8-0 Cordoba trashin. So so considerate. Can't imagine CR7 doing same.

Z dat d end... Had higher expectations *throws away popcorn*

9blast:
here u go...with #100 jara...holla if u need more

Tanx... Dis will suffice...

Where is my 3D glasses? Oga Blast abeg gimme #1000 popcorn

ValourMiss:
The pleasure is all mine sire#extends hand for a shake

*shakes her enthusiastically* Lookin 4ward 2 seein u in class milady

ValourMiss:
a name?..oh..Ejikemi is ma name.

Right den... A pleasure meetin u

ValourMiss:
moniker?Postive!...and Goke?Name i quess

Yes... *clears throat* Was askin 4 a name

ValourMiss:
Hey Goke!...i quess yo' also a fresher?

Yay... Valour?? A moniker I guess

Bajide92:
I hope there is where i wee drum...watch chelsea match and play SET(boolu) in ogbafemi

Lol... Ur basic necessities

ValourMiss:
Hello everyone!...it's been a while since i came here and this is attributed to the fact that i couldn't contain more of the So-called 'Aro' concerninq our new resumption date...that shii is capable of sendinq one to the ICU (Intensive Care Unit).I urqe y'all 'Arolites' to quit it please.#chanqes tone....I'm yet to meet a fellow accountinq aspirant...holla if you're One.

Over here...

queenabby:
yea .....proud to be one

As in

queenabby:
lol...which kind eng be dis

Lol... I assume u'r not Yoruba

9blast:
ur mind cut when u see multitudes abi

E tear my mouth o... D place no change at all

I thought they said all stallites av vacated

Try that in Nigeria n u'll b given an apartment in Kirikiri

Fabdedon:
i would share mine when i finish this two wraps of wee wee
modified
Falconey pls help with shares..
. 6:20am Sunday...
** walks into church** looking for a suitable place to sit so as to
get no disturbance form church wardens.....
** sights the cool seat** rushes to grab it.. Ahhh at last... Enters
flight mode** at least before mass starts...
. .
I dreamt an angel passing my side..it seems so real decided to
confirm...
Opens one eye..choi e be me like film...rush open the second eyes..
Choi.. I don see mammy water life...sleep disappear from my
eyes....fiiiiaaamm .
.
.
I just loose concentration for that mass..
even the offering nah three times i go make the girl for notice
me.... * Before people will stand up in the
church have already stand ...
If dey de clap..my own be the loudest....
* Even when dem dey sit down nah me be last all in the name of
dusting my seat..
...all this make she for notice me.. .
.
Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my phone
went through my saved post.. Big thanks to tosyne2much..
Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female
facts.... Even checked to woo fine mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined.. And good to go)
.
.
The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark
hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk majestically to her
like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless)
.
.
Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids..(chisoz I
DON FORGET MY NAME)...
Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice*** Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head**
Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to..
Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of Liberia with
my golden colour hiptops**
(i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey sweat
for tongue) :emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka Michael..
But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall in complexion
( who ask me..? Choi !!!..)
Babe: SO ?
Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!..
*** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your botanical
name...sorry ma your name....
Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me like
France...mammy water tell me say i funny..)
Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla..
Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent.. Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me**
Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that name cos
the last i heard it was when i was in planet Mars..
Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the
chest**
(gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me. Choi !!!!...)..The BIG
boy in me came out..
.
.
..........Fast...Forwards........................>>..
I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..)
we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until she
waved a bus going towards my home....
About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport money
for offering for church which means 3km treking....choi..#Gobe
. .
.
As a bad guy i need to cover up and form
.
.
Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next time we get to meet...
Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend
some time together...winks..
Case!!!!
Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary society am
their vice president so my presence is needed there so i might waste time too...
(immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly
that the devil is a learner)
Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At least this
an opportunity to join too.
(thats when i know she truely be mammy water.) Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers this
sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new
commers..
(immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why do you
say am not rightous!!!!)
. . Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said..
Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call
me when you get Home...
Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that..
.
. .
Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what
happend later are now HISTORY lol...

Lwkmd... I remember readin dis ish on NL though. Wats d story again?

9blast:
thou possess zero faith

Thy humble servant's faith is smaller than a mustard seed; My Lord... 0.000001 to b precise

9blast:
if thy faith were as little as a mustard seed...thou shall command the mosquito to flee,and it shall be so...thou shall command rats to guide thy property from thieves,and it shall be so.
My son! Fear not!!

Lmao... King Blast Version

*yawns*

9blast:
the lord is ur strenght...btw,what do u need a door for?

Bros, its not evry1 dat has a potent mosquito killer n powerful anti-theft like u do

I think ya'll should go check ur rooms if u're opportune. Angola Block C1 Room 105 where I was given has no door

davidbanner:
u beta come along with good shoes and palm .....

or if u get bicycle or any means of transportation....

I assume OAU has a helipad...

queenabby:
Trekkin is nt a prob,cos av heard some experience of trekkin in oau,trekking from geology dept to mayfair,den frm mayfair to lagere.

OAU - Mayfair - Lagere!!!!
*faints*

pamcode:
No probs am a gud trekker, one of my numerous achievements is trekking from Cdl to dr adeniji hostel and from there to Wema bank on EMPTY STOMACH and back again to my hostel Afolabi.

Dammytrager:
Lmao!!!...me too, I do trek from origbo to inside edunabon wella that it became sumthing very easy for me, if I had the chance sef I would trek from Moro to ife.

Mizkelz:
...trekkin no b new tin....i v trekkd frm origbo to edunabon back to moro..den challnge to mokola in ib....

Cc: Crowniran

oleeee:
tecno just drop d bomb so i can get d imei,no time

Lol… As a sharp guy