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Politics / Re: Yoruba Man Invades The White House In Washington Dc by olagockay(m): 9:43am On Oct 23, 2014
PapiWata:
Please Mr. Man tell your dog to leave me and stop biting me. I am special VIP guest for your Oga, Obama. He is expecting me today.

Do you know who I am ? I am Double-Chief, Professor Alhaji Barrister Architect Chairman Evangelist Gynecologist Adesanya PSS FSS Mini.

Tell them to stop biting me now ! Is this how they are embarrassing a whole Chief in your home town ? Answer me. Is that right ?


Look, Obama know quite alright, that I am coming to see him today. He is from Africa, and me too, so I am not need any permit or appointment. You hear me ? Obama hear my language, and me too I hear Obama language. Second wife of my junior brother wife uncle also attend church with cousin to one man who know somebody who work very close to Obama staff in White House, so, I have CONNECTION here.

My father have big banana farm in Ondo State, and many new car, and many wife, more than your father, so please show me respect. Do you know who I am ?


Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeeeeeehhh ! Tell this your dog to stop biting me now. Is it because I have climb White House fence that you are doing me like this ? In my village we eat dog every day. We call it lokili. It is very sweet with pepper soup. If you try it you will know that only man must bite dog meat, and not dog must bite man meat.

Tell all this your mad dog to stop this nonsense, otherwise AAAAAAAAgh yeh paripa !

Ogami, The dog have hold my blokos. You no see wettin you don cause now ?

Ok, PLEASE stop tell am to stop. Tell am to stop. I have born only three sidren in this life, and your dog is trying to chop my blokos. Do you know who I am ?


You are spray me with pepper spray, but you have forget that in my home town we eat plenty pepper soup every day. Stop this dogs NOW.

Ok, I am not playing again now. Just take me to Obama. I will tell him to sack all of you today-today, if you don't stop this dog and what they are doing for me like ordinary thief. Do you know me ? They will commot your uniform today, and you are laughing.
Lmao! U're 4rm Ondo ryt?
Romance / Re: .. by olagockay(m): 10:28pm On Oct 22, 2014
Hehehe. I jes dey observe
Celebrities / Re: Top 15 Hottest African Female Celebrities by olagockay(m): 10:20am On Oct 21, 2014
natureblack:
get me off your mentions bro. angry
Celebrities / Re: Top 15 Hottest African Female Celebrities by olagockay(m): 10:18am On Oct 21, 2014
englishmart:
[b] hey, you must always make jest of your first lady. Must you
My first lady ke. Ama citizen of Dahomey n here we don't recognise d 1st lady position ™Aláàfin
Celebrities / Re: Top 15 Hottest African Female Celebrities by olagockay(m): 10:13am On Oct 21, 2014
natureblack:
I don't really know what your problem is.But I'll bet it's very hard to pronounce. angry
Hehehe. I'll assume u meant d celebs. Dere p z calld Pocrescophobia
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Not very hard to pronounce or is it?
Celebrities / Re: Top 15 Hottest African Female Celebrities by olagockay(m): 8:54pm On Oct 20, 2014
N where z Madam Patience?

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Politics / Re: SHOCKING!!! 5 Strange Things You Never Knew About Buhari – By Nzeribe Enz by olagockay(m): 8:51pm On Oct 20, 2014
Really

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Romance / Re: Good Looking Guys = Arrogant? by olagockay(m): 8:49pm On Oct 20, 2014
LEERICIST:
Okay here's a question for mainly girls. Do you
feel you're more inclined to assume a good
looking guy, if he comes across aloof, slightly-
self absorbed and very confident, to be more
likely a jerk or cocky?

And therefore you make up the decision very
quickly in your head?

If this has happened before in the past, would
you say now looking back at it, you made an
exaggerated judgemention on their first
impression.

Another question, do you think good looking
guys are inherently more likely to be arrogant?


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Religion / Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by olagockay(m): 8:30pm On Oct 20, 2014
Hehehe

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Celebrities / Re: Unbelievable! See Chindima Surulere Photo! by olagockay(m): 8:22pm On Oct 20, 2014
qadeerkug:
u may ask her nah
Such a brilliant idea!! Kindly gimme her numba
Celebrities / Re: Unbelievable! See Chindima Surulere Photo! by olagockay(m): 8:10pm On Oct 20, 2014
Lmao! Dat 1st pix ehn. BTW did she bleach?
Science/Technology / Re: World's Smallest Gun (see) by olagockay(m): 8:09pm On Oct 20, 2014
Waow! Cn it kill a spot of algae?

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Education / Re: Interesting Things About Nairaland by olagockay(m): 7:11pm On Oct 20, 2014
N of cos been abused/cursed is every Nlander's cross
Fashion / Re: SEE 2face Idibia's Amazing Versace Shoe Collection! by olagockay(m): 4:32pm On Oct 20, 2014
N hw many pairs z dat. Mtcheew
*strolls out in my butter coloured timberland*

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Romance / Re: Realizing your mistakes by olagockay(m): 4:02pm On Oct 20, 2014
He's a sadist. A disciple of Marquis de Sade. Nids medical attention no doubt. Erotophonophilia!!

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Car Talk / Re: 10 Most Annoying Things People Do While Driving by olagockay(m): 3:47pm On Oct 20, 2014
Smartsyn:
How about stopping to greet your friend right in the middle of the road, and waving for the people behind to be patient while you're at it.... Na that one dey vex me pass..
Dats naija 4 u.
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Wat abt those wu drive cars dat shuld av been turned to srap metal ages b4
Sports / Re: [PHOTOS] Meet The Wives & Kids Of Your Favourite Nigerian Footballers by olagockay(m): 2:46pm On Oct 20, 2014
rawpadgin:
so that means yak's wife did not tell him to score for her prior to our match against Greece @ the 2010 FIFA world cup grin
Lolz. Mayb dey were fightin den
Forum Games / Re: Drop A Seven Lettered Word And We'll Make Three New Words From It. by olagockay(m): 7:59am On Oct 20, 2014
ANAEMIA: MEAN, MAIN, MANE
Mine is RHYTHMS
Politics / Re: Man Electrocuted In Surulere After Urinating On A Unclad Transformer Cable by olagockay(m): 10:48am On Oct 19, 2014
Hmmm. Reminds me of a movie calld '3 idiots' #salt water z a gr8 conductor of electricity

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Celebrities / Re: LOL! Read Etcetera’s Hilarious Article About Nigerian Entertainers Tha by olagockay(m): 9:13pm On Oct 18, 2014
He suppose put names naa
Celebrities / Re: See Who Olamide Wants To Be Like When He Gets Old by olagockay(m): 9:08pm On Oct 18, 2014
Nyc 1. D earlier d beta
Romance / Re: The Talking Phase by olagockay(m): 7:53pm On Oct 18, 2014
Hehehe so also i'm in d talkin phase
Politics / Re: 12.0 Earthquake Anomaly Off West Coast Of Africa! by olagockay(m): 3:48pm On Oct 18, 2014
It can neva b 12.0 if a Richter scale was used,
cos on a Richter scale an earthquake of magnitude 9.0 and greater causes:
Near or at total destruction - severe damage or
collapse to all buildings. Heavy damage and
shaking extends to distant locations. Permanent
changes in ground topography. Death toll usually
over 50,000.
Dis z definitely an hoax

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Politics / Re: Is this realy logical or just a coincidence? by olagockay(m): 3:29pm On Oct 18, 2014
Waow! Neva thought of dat o. BUHARIII!!
Romance / Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by olagockay(m): 3:22pm On Oct 18, 2014
April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..


They got married last month.. cheesy cheesy
Ehya. Sowi ehn
Music/Radio / Re: Phenom Vs Vector by olagockay(m): 7:34pm On Oct 17, 2014
iceberylin:
vęçţoŗ įş ŋoţ ęvęŋ ђālƒ āş good āş pђyŋom ....

çђęçķ oųţ ƒęw oƒ pђęmoŋş lįŋęş
"I gat a chick CV for a Bl0w j0b"
"Am a Star follow me like the three wise men "
"Spitting on Bars like pregnant chicks in detention "
"Your so broke,hehe,i hear Echos in your Bank account " grin



Sometimes i think Phenom is better than even M.I but nobody better than the #chairman cool
Dats 4rm '6 foot 7 foot' shey. Hear this
'All hours time is all our'
Can’t surprise us nothing awe ours'

'We could do it where I keep the money call tha safe sex
Ur Past man wasn’t fresh did you say yes?
His ugliness was d height Ape Ex (Apex)'

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Music/Radio / Re: Phenom Vs Vector by olagockay(m): 7:06pm On Oct 17, 2014
Vector'll murder Phenom hands down

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Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander's Friend Who Looks Like Davido by olagockay(m): 7:39pm On Oct 16, 2014
Nah
Education / Re: 8 People You Won’t Believe Actually Exist. You Have To See This by olagockay(m): 3:04pm On Oct 16, 2014
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Nairaland / General / Re: The Use Of "NO OFFENCE" By Nairalanders After They've Finished Insulting You by olagockay(m): 3:02pm On Oct 16, 2014
.(no offence)
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Carrying Bags Of Rice (Picture) by olagockay(m): 3:01pm On Oct 16, 2014
Haywhymido:
una sure shey, no b d man's former work b dis? See as he pack dose bags together in nice way
Lolz. I swear u no well

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Education / Re: 10 Covenant University Girls Get Expelled For Not Wearing Bra.. by olagockay(m): 2:41pm On Oct 16, 2014
crowniran:
mr okediji
Hehehe. So u sef dey here. Hw far?

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