₦airaland Forum

Wow! This is very beautiful. I will need this for my wedding too

I rep sunshine stars of Akure

dechandel:
I don't think they were kissing

Yes of cos they were not kissing. He dey help her remove the dirty wey dey her mouth.

Those people are fast becoming more dangerous than Book Haram. They hack people to death at will... I just hope GMB will find solution to it

AyeeIdris:
I have been taunted with my weight all my life. It took me many years to find my voice and confidence. I did all the fad diets to no effect. My mama said i will always be fat. I should learn to love it. How can anyone love being overweight all their life?
After my baby and crazy weight gain (115kg), i got off my ass and changed my habits. Home workout and a reasonable doable diet, i got down to 85.....
I will always struggle with my weight, but i will never give up and let myself go......

Honestly ma, I must confess. I love ur resilience and sheer determination. I am wowed!... There is indeed a lesson to learn from ur story ma. Keep it up!

john4aguero:
I rep Uyo, Akwa Ibom.

Proudly South-South

That Uyo make sense die

Change dole... U must give us d needed change o. We didn't vote for GMB, we voted for change and change it must be [color=#990000][/color]

If one is having sex with a particular person in d dream, it connotes spiritual relationship with the other side...


Meanwhile.....


If one often has sex with different people, known or unknown, then my brother, some forces are trying to truncate d person's destiny. Prayer is d only solution because it is not a good omen....


Again.....


Some people have sex in their dream because of wat they watch. You knw what I mean?

Swegzfreak:
I dey wash cloth na so my padi ask me say "na cloth u dey wash"? I tell am say no, say na his destiny I dey dry clean 4 am #shoroniyen?

Hahahahahahaha... U were too hard on the person nw

Tomibyte:
Na this card reader go destroy any sort of election rigging. this pdp ppl don't know hw to rig election again, hw can one candidate get that much votes when accredited voters no reach 1m self

That is election made in Nigeria

nzeobi:
Rivers this , rivers that ah how many of you are from rivers state.
Bring details from your own state let's go through them.

Don't take it personal, gubernatorial election was not conducted in my state

Except the five governorship candidates challenging the credibility of the April 11 governorship election in Rivers withdraw their cases from the election petition tribunal or fail to present material evidence like the one exclusively obtained by PREMIUM TIMES, Nyesom Wike of the Peoples Democratic Party, who was returned winner of the election is as good as gone.

Nyesom Wike
Mr. Wike may need a miracle to come out of the election petition tribunal victorious.

The evidence against the legitimacy of the election that returned him winner is too damning and overwhelming, this newspaper can authoritatively report today.

The Independent National Electoral Commission in Rivers awarded Mr. Wike votes almost five times higher than the actual, authentic total number of voters accredited with card readers and Permanent Voter Cards which was 292, 878, PREMIUM TIMES investigation has revealed.

According to the result declared by the Returning Officer for Rivers State, Osasere Orumwense on April 13, Mr. Wike was awarded 1,029,102 votes, representing 87.77 per cent of 1,228,614, being the conjured number of total accredited voters.

However, according to a bulky 94-page INEC endorsed document exclusively obtained by PREMIUM TIMES, the total number of accredited voters for the April 11 guber election in Rivers was 292, 878.

The document was signed by Ibrahim Bawa, the acting director in charge of INEC Legal Unit and Abimbola Oladunjoye, head of unit, Data Management, of the Commission’s Information Communication Territory Department.

Checks by PREMIUM TIMES indicate that it is practically impossible for Mr. Wike or any other candidate in the election to garner votes exceeding the total number of accredited voters, not to talk of amassing such hyper-inflated figure of 1,029,102 awarded Mr. Wike.

In Nigeria’s current electoral system, INEC’s central server automatically generates figures of voters accredited with the electronic Smart Card Readers and Permanent Voters’ Cards across the polling units.
INEC Chairman, Attahiru Jega, said before the election that the arrangement was to prevent electoral fraud, especially falsification of number of accredited voters, to inflate number of votes cast, as in the case of PDP and Mr. Wike, and of course INEC in Rivers State.

Insiders in INEC told PREMIUM TIMES that the number of accredited voters generated by the commission’s central server is the valid, actual and authentic one for the Rivers State April 11 elections and that it would impossible for anyone to justify the excess votes allocated to Mr. Wike.

In the document, detailing polling unit by polling unit analysis of actual voters’ accreditation for the election, none of the 23 Local Government Areas (LGAs) had up to 51, 000 accredited voters.
Rivers State is currently delineated into 319 Registration Areas (Wards) and 4,442 polling units.

Port Harcourt LGA had the highest number of accredited voters with 50, 962, while Khana LGA had just 145 registered voters turning up for accreditation.

Our LGA by LGA analysis of the accredited votes shows that Obio/Akpor had 40,481 accredited voters and it was the only LGA with more than 40,000 but lower than 50,000.
Ogba/Egbema/Ndonu LGA had 24,816 accredited voters, while Ikwere LGA had 22,274.

Seven LGAs had between 10,000 and 20,000 accredited voters, according to the INEC endorsed document. They are Ahoada East (16,116 accredited voters); Ahoada West (16,369); Bonny (15,503); Degema (16,993); Akuku-Toru (12,439); Andoni (13,530); and Gokana (12,127).

Others were Asari-Toru (7,328); Emohua (5,014); Okrika (8,790); Opobo Nekoro (7,313); and Oyingbo (9,503); Abual-Odual (2,054); Omuma (1,998); Etche (1,268); Eleme (3,530); Khana (145); Ogu/Bolo (903); and Tai (3,362).

INEC insiders said the only ground that could explain the number of accredited voters in the election exceeding 292,887 is if manual accreditation were used in addition to the use of card readers.

But INEC did not approve the use of manual accreditation for governorship election in any of the states of the Federation.

“The Independent National Electoral Commission wishes to inform all Nigerians that Card Readers will be used for the April 11, 2015 Elections,” Augusta Ogakwu, Secretary to the Commission, said in a statement on April 6.

On Friday, the Chief Press Secretary to INEC Chairman, Kayode Idowu, confirmed to PREMIUM TIMES that manual accreditation was not employed in any state for the April 11 elections.

The petitioners challenging Mr. Wike’s purported victory at the election petition tribunal are Kemka Elenwo, KOWA party; Dakuku Peterside, All Progressives Congress; Charles Harry, All Progressives Grand Alliance; and Minaibim Harry, Social Democratic Party.

Election observers, including the European Union Election Observation Mission to Nigeria’s 2015 elections, had condemned the elections in Rivers State, alleging violence and irregularities


Source: Sahara Reporters

Nija peeps can ask questions. At times, some questions could be so annoying that one might be compelled to give negative response. Well, here are some funny naija questions and answers:
Funny Naija questions and
answers.
1.I travel for over six days….as I
just enta
town….see wetin one boy ask me
‘””are u back”””‘
I was like ””no, I’m front”
2.My guy see twins come dey ask
me; o boy na
twins be this? Ans: no na picmix.
3.I was watching football nd a
friend came and
said ‘guy u dey watch ball’ well i
tell am say i
won pay their salary.
4.This one na question wey ppl
dey ask me every
morning::: Am like-good morning
maam ! She’s
like morning, you don wake?
Am like -no , I still dey sleep
5.I called my ex….nd she said did
u jus call my
phone? I was lik no o I call ur
battery.
6.My guy ask me were I was and
I told him am in
bank, he said Wat is happening
there? I go
uproot cassava
7.Opening the gates to drive out
and my
neighbour asks me. U dey
comot? No, na me be
the new gateman.
8.I dey watch film… my guy enta
come ask me
na film u dey watch noo I dey
worship TV.
9.Seeing me eating indomie com
ask na Wetin u
dey chop? na gen rope 2geda
wit charger wire.
Chai!
10.One aboki been ask me say Na
who Host
brazil 2014?? I tell am say na
Lokoja. Him com
agree. Hehehe.
11.U see gen dey on still dey ask
una on gen?
Nooo, na gen on us, com plug ur
charger For my
nose.
12.My guy saw me, and he
foolishly ask me guy
na you be that??. I was like no o
na my
Grand father wey he young
13.A game freak was
passionately tapping his
PSP n his galfrnd said. U dey play
game? Him
reply wit anger... I dey practice
hw 2 press
breast.
14.I mistakely cut my thumb wit
razor n my frnd
asks... Y u come cut ursef na? I
say my blood
too mch I wan reduce am IDIOT!
15.Me n my frnd dey argue him
com say u dey
talk 2 me, I say nooo, I dey talk to
the spirit of
our great grand parents.
16.Abeg make una no vex ooo.

Lies! This is an old pic

Am yet to see the stylish handshake sir

because them sabi do am

Shekau, ur end cometh like a thief in d night very soon. U will beg for death but u won't find. The blood of the innocent will surely haunt u

Since dis guy emerged winner, these Igbo folks have not let him be. I am pretty sure they not representing the interest of the Igbo people

#fact

barcanista:
Death to Terrorists and Their sympathisers

Ameeeeen

chaz007:
You're next, u fool! Keep wishing them dead? As*hole. Rather than wish them quick recovery, ur foul little mind is wishing them dead. It's not ur fault. Tecno fone caused it. Ever since they made cheap fones that browse, peasant parents can now buy their kids these cheap handsets. Every tom kid and junior now floods NL.

Haba madam, that was too harsh nw... What he said was absolutely wrong but pls don't wish anybody death

managermahmud:
Some People will still read this and still don't mind venturing into drug bizness.

Honestly, it is just appalling

And our people will not stop this drug business. Must they even go to indonesia?

Bros she needs fresh air now ... U knw now

missbehave247:
www.punchng.com/news/speakership-rep-warns-apc-against-disqualifying-nwest/

Politics of region: a case of Nigeria. Nigeria will be better only and if only we always go for the best not because of the region but because he/she is a Nigerian.

ollah1:
U see this mumu. Series of things like this you see in TV, where do you think the shots come from? Underground eyes or what

It is well... Thanks for the insults bro. Don't forget, we are what we say and what ever goes around comes back around

JuanDeDios:
You people should stop this shallow and self-serving outrage against those who record things with their camera. What do you know about the circumstances?

Really? May be u should educate us about circumstances. May be u ve not witnessed a scene wia an accident would b dying and asking to be taken to d hospital but all people could is to record it on their phones...

Markieee:
If them no snap How you go take see Am for nairaland?
besides are they doctors?

All of us are not doctors but can render one or two assistance. That I saw it nairaland doesn't mean they ve rendered any assistance. May God help us, everything has gone 'digital' and 'electronic' especially assistance in an emergency situation.

lastpage:
Everybody cant be doing the same thing!
Some would bring help, some would get the information out or how would you have seen this "event and pics" if everyone was busy shouting Jesus! Jesus!!... or pouring water on the victims?
A lot of other people helped them out of the carnage.

Stop being Holier than Moses.

Lastpage!

I understand u, but I ve seen an accident scene where the person was shouting in pains but all the people could do was to be taking snapshots... Pls let's face it, our generation has gone digital in every facet even wen it comes to helping a dying person. The only help we now knw and appreciate is wen such is posted online

Where is our conscience for God's sake? People are in pains while some are busy snapping/covering them

Basildvalour:
Firstly before you conclude OP,

100 is too little a sample size to come up with such a conclusion and...

...Secondly, it was conducted in just a particular region which didn't cover all other regional types of men.

The percentage could still be lower or higher than 70%

U don turn am to research thesis nw

Try am for nija, na 100 yes you go get out the 100... Iffa hear say nija dey slack when it comes awuf