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Welcome to FUTA where.
Every process is done on the queue, even
cooking with Hot Plates.
You need to be rugged to survive, even girls
compete with guys in ruggedity. You need to
have a body that can go 5 days without water
and still fails to develop eczema.
Girls sell the BB they bring from home to buy
garri and kulikuli for survival. You need to learn
how to beg almost everything to live e.g Bros,
abeg I see small sugar there make i use drink
garri??. A skul
whereby everry first week of evry month is d
Ose igberaga of all student. You need to have a
stomach that converts garri to protein with
faith.
Lamp becomes your companion during exam
period and night class your palace. Cramming
skill is a must-have for obtaining good grades in
most courses.
Every corner turns library during exams period,
e.g. On the tree, at the bus-stop, sport complex,
main roads nd even atm outlets..
Where lecturers ask students to kneel down and
they obey...for what?? Everybody is referred to
as ''brother'' and ''sister'', and evryone
addressed as ''sir'' and ''ma''. Every point on the
campus is a prayer mountain.
We record the highest number of greetings
when election is around the corner, e.g HIV lo n
kiyin o, STD lo le se o.
SUG is just a logo, no action.
You are prepared as if you are going to be
sentenced to life imprisonment after graduation,
i.e trained with hard labour.
I hope you will enjoy your stay here.

[quote author=Horluwahighdee I'm a male bro, it's the Futasug PRO that told me that.[/quote]

I'm a male bro,It's the Futasug P R O that told me that.

Information reaching me is that freshers that hasn't submit his/her acceptance form should not hesitate to submit it on monday.

Bro, walahi, i dey gbadun you baje. Guess you ar a comedian

Hello Futarians, pls are we gonna use the same passport size for the scul reg with the one we use for the affidavit?

Yap, thanks @ucee

pls is there anything like locker or cupboard in the school hostel?

@Preator, bro abeg gimme ur whatsapp contact..... I dey gbadun ur comments

Abeg, hw many weeks we will be given to pay scul fees after resumption?

Pls, hw many weeks we will be given to pay school fees after resumption?

@tundex4real add me up on whatsapp -08149218113 i also opt-in for SVG

@babatunde,add me up on whatsapp -08149218113 I also opt-in for SVG