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President daughter and I EPISODE 4 About my family in brief… Igala by tribe, my parents has three children and I’m the only male and second child. My older sister Joy, who got married last year to her Pilot lover and she’s currently pregnant with her first issue. She lives in Kano and has not visited the family since she got married. My younger sister Nancy is a jambite, she stays at home and also helps momma in the shop. I’m suspecting her of having a boyfriend, iffa catch any guy near my sister eh… U all know about me already, i’m the boyfriend of our President’s lovely Daughter,,, sweet description for me Lolz My Momma is still young and pretty that one useless guy abi man tried to toast her, person mama wey don born finish *imagine*. He got the most suitable insults he could ever get from any woman, its a good thing i wasn’t around by that time, That was when i was in custody and being tortured by that wicked soldier woman and her colleagues *tear drop* Momma owns a big provision store My Father is a Chartered Accountant and he travels a lot. I do suspect him a lot that he’s still sexually active and i hope i’m wrong. He his the kind of father that children would want to be around, he always bring goodies from his trip. He is nice and very cool. He doesn’t shout out of anger, he provides every needs of the family. ☆☆☆ ☆ Continues ☆ ☆☆☆ Momma: *Coughs* Me: Errmm… Mummy u are back Mum: Yes, hmmmm and I guess you’re fine now Me: Yes ma, the Doctor have discharged me already Mum: What did he say? Me: He said i’m fine now that i can go home Mum: No, I mean what did he said about the bills? Me: Its being taken care of Mum: By who? Me: Her **smiling** Mum: U did? **Referring to Mirabel** Mirabel: Yes ma Mum: Thank u my daughter, God bless u Mirabel: Thank u ma,,, where is Nancy? Mum: I sent her ahead, to start preparing dinner Mirabel: Ok ma,,, so let’s be going Mum: Put on your shirt Victor let’s go home I put on my shirt, Mirabel supported me to stand up. I saw how my Momma was smiling when looking at us, i pretended not seeing her. We got outside, there was two cars. One for my momma and the other for Mirabel. I had to go with my mum’s She quietly spoke to me not letting my momma hear. Mirabel: Excuse me lemme call the guards to go and lodge in a hotel, I will be going with you and your mum Me: Ok Buh, is she planning on staying over? Hhmmm… We arrived at our house. Mum: Go and rest on the big chair (couch) lemme join Nancy in the kitchen Me: Ok ma Mum: Mirabel make yourself comfortable Ok? I’m coming Mirabel: Ok ma **She went into the kitchen** A loud awkward silence just emanated from within. I saw her smiling whenever i take a glance at her. Me: What’s up with the smiling? Mirabel: *laughs* Nothing… U look cuter when you’re sick Me: Go ahead, keep teasing me Mirabel: *laughs* No i’m not teasing u, u are cute Me: Ok thank u. Mirabel, we need to talk Mirabel: Why? U want to break up with me? Me: Of course not! why did u say that? Mirabel: Well uhmmm… that’s something i learnt from Hollywood movies Me: What did u learn? Mirabel: That’s ermm… whenever a guy or a girl tells his partner that ‘we need to talk’ its probably about break up. Me: Hhmmm… Mirabel: So what do u want to talk about? Me: About the situation at hand. Mirabel: Okay yea, but not now Me: Why? Aren’t u worried at all?? Mirabel: Why are u worried? are u a shame of me?? Me: Are u kidding? Why should i be ashamed of u?? Mirabel: Then why are u so worried? Me: Mirabel u should understand the situation Mirabel: What situation? Me: I could get into trouble, how do u think the President would feel seeing me kissing his daughter in campus? His image? Status? Responsibility? Don’t u think it’d be scandalous and can lead to controversies of his administration by his adversaries?? Mirabel: U dunno know anything about my father and i told u already that its been taken care of Me: But how? **My mum just showed |
President daughter and I EPISODE 3 They placed a small table across my waist and put the food on top. A tumbler was filled with yoghurt. Mum: Take **giving me a spoon** start eating. Make sure u eat a lot, lemme go and close the shop. I will be back soon. Me: Ok ma Mum: And your medicines, make sure u take them accordingly ok? Me: Yes ma Mum: Please uhmmm… is it errmmm Miracle? Mirabel: Mirabel ma Mum: Ok Mirabel, please help me look after him Mirabel: I will ma Mum: Help me make sure he eats well because he hates food whenever he’s not feeling well, and please make him take his medicines accordingly Mirabel: Okay ma Mum: Thank u very much. Oya Nancy let’s go Nancy: Mummy… Mum: Come on! Nancy: **she starts doing that child-like angry attitude and walked out** Mum: Ok till i come back Mirabel: Okay ma Mum: Victor eat well oh… I didn’t say anything, she left. Mirabel: What happened to u sweetheart? Me: U said your Dad saw the video, do u know what that means? Mirabel: Wait, what? I never said such Me: U answered yeah when i asked u Mirabel: Oh (laughs) I said where not yea, Like where would he have seen it Me: U mean he hasn’t seen it? Mirabel: Yeah Me: But news as such should’ve gotten to him Mirabel: Not if something has been done Me: How do u mean? Mirabel: Don’t worry, eat first we’d talk about that later. Go on, eat I start pretending like i’m not interested in the food. Well its like that for sick people, buh am i really sick? I’m just weak. I still couldn’t help but pretend. Mirabel: Eat dear, don’t u want to get better? Its your favourite… oya eat for me, for my sake please… see yoghurt, u can drink as much as u like,,, come on start eating already My mind sweet me eh….. i dip the spoon into the rice, fetched out small of it and ate Mirabel: There u go, try it again or should i feed u? I took my yoghurt and sipped it like i was drinking a bitter herbal medicine. Mirabel supported my hand to make it flow more into my mouth, i tried to decline but she persisted and i really enjoyed it,,, just pretence. After finishing it, i looked like a baby that was just fed. Mirabel: Excuse me lemme use the rest room I nodded in agreement. As soon as she closed the door behind her, i grabbed the hollandia and start sucking it from its container. The door just burst open Mirabel: Gotchaa!! I freezed immediately with my eyes wide opened facing her speechlessly. She caught me!! Mirabel: I knew it! That nothing can make u avoid hollandia yoghurt no matter what. I didn’t know what to say or do, i slowly dropped the yoghurt Mirabel: Hhmmm… do u have anything to say? Me: Sorry…? Mirabel: Good! U know what to do now So jeje i started eating my rice, the chicken was so many. I ate and drank as much as i could before i retired. Mirabel gave me the medicines which i took. Mirabel: How do u feel now? Me: Hhmmm… **forming sick** Mirabel: Talk jare!! The shout shocked me. Seems like Mirabel don’t take nonsense oh… Me: I feel much better now, thanks dear (I humbled myself) Mirabel: Did u enjoyed the meal? Me: Yes it was good, uhmm… why were u smiling when u were putting the food on the plate for me? Mirabel: *laughs* I saw how u were swallowing your saliva on seeing it Me: No i didn’t Mirabel: Yes u did, U didn’t ke. Tell that to the gods **The Doctor and a Nurse walks in** Doctor: How u feeling now Victor? Me: Better sir Doctor: Okay, lemme see… He examined me. Doctor: Ok good He collected a paper from the nurse and wrote down some things. Mirabel: How is he Doctor? Doctor: He is okay now, I will discharged him immediately the bills get settled. Where is his mother? Mirabel: She’s not around buh i can take care of it Doctor: Ok lets go Mirabel: I’m coming Victor Me: Ok She came back some minutes later Mirabel: Time to go, you’ve been discharged Me: Thanks sweetheart, u are dah best Mirabel: And you’re so welcome my love Me: Hhmmm… can i get, U know **touching my lips** I mi |
President daughter EPISODE 2 I opened my eyes slowly, my sight was kinda blurry at that moment. I heard a voice calling doctor, it was my mother’s. I couldn’t recognize or understand what was going on until a special voice called my name, then I got back to my senses and realized that i was in the hospital. Mirabel: Victor? Can u hear me? Victor? Me: Mirabel… Mirabel: Hi, what happened to u? U got everyone worried Me: What am i doing here? The doctor walked in with my mum and my sis. The doctor examined me using his stethoscope. Mum: How is he doctor? Doctor: He will be fine madam, u don’t have to worry. He just need a little more rest and something solid to eat in order for him to regained his strength. I advise u get him his favorites Mum: Okay doctor, thank u very much Doctor: U are welcome madame **The doctor walked away** Mum: Nancy? Nancy: Ma… Mum: What can we get him? Nancy: Errmmm… I dunno, maybe beans Mum: Be serious, U know he dislikes beans Mirabel: Ma, He needs fried rice and chicken with cool hollandia yoghurt, trust me Mum: Sorry, U haven’t told me who u are Mirabel: I’m his friend from school ma Mum: His girlfriend i suppose Mirabel: Ma? Mum: **Smiling** don’t lie to me, are u guys dating or not? Mirabel: We’re dating ma **with a coy smile** Mum: So,,, he loves fried rice? Mirabel: A lot ma especially with hollandia yoghurt Mum: Woah,,, I didn’t know… I don’t really prepare it at home. Nancy, u will go and buy it,,, come take the. money Mirabel: Don’t worry ma, I will go and get it for him. Mum: Ok my dear Nancy: I will go with u Aunty Mum: You’re not going anywhere Nancy: But mummy… Mirabel: Please let her ma Mum: She’s going to delay u with her talks that has no limit Mirabel: Don’t worry ma, we’d be fast i promise Mum: Hhmmm… okay oh… Nancy: Thanks mummy **hugs mum** Aunty lets go lets go -They left- All this while i pretended to sleeping, it wasn’t intentional though because i was so weak and sore. I opened my eyes minutes after Mirabel and Nancy left. Mum: Victor? Me: Ma… Mum: How are u feeling now? Me: Very weak Mirabel: Its okay, Nancy and your, your friend went to get u something to eat. I heard u like fried rice and chicken with yoghurt, they’re going to buy them for u so u regain your strength. Don’t force yourself to talk if u can’t, u will take your medicines after u eat. Maybe u will be discharged today, that’s if u respond well. U better respond well so that u leave this place or do u want to remain here? I shake my head in a gesture that means no. Mum: Good, so u better eat enough and take your medicines ok? Me: Yes ma Chai! My mother can talk eh… that’s why i’m not surprised about Nancy. She took after my mother, talk talk talk and talk,,, geez! I won’t lie, it really irritates me, i don’t like too much talk especially with repetitions. Imagine, if Nancy starts talking, mum would complain that she talks too much and vice versa. **Door opens** Nancy: I’m telling u Aunty, even when i go to the saloon its the same thing, I rememb… Mum: Nancy! Nancy!! Ah!!! Nancy: Mummy what nau Mum; U talk too much, give yourself a break ah Mirabel: How is he ma? Mum: He’s fine, he just woke up. Victor oya seat up Mirabel came to help me seat up. Seeing her gives me joy, i feel happy around her and forget my worries. Talking about worries, Ah! Mr. President oh… he saw the video of me kissing his daughter, i’m sooo gone. I forgot about it again when i saw Nancy shaking the hollandia yoghurt meant for me…my another source of joy. Mirabel arranged a plate of the fried rice for me, i saw her smiling while putting it. **Phone rings** Mum: Its your father. My Dad wasn’t around by that time, he travelled to Ekiti for business. She put it on speaker Mum: Hello sir Dad: Ab’ele? (How u doing?) Mum: Olafia sir (Fine sir) Dad: Abu ‘ola Victor de ajoi? (How is Victor doing now) Mum: e da che chi me, e mo’lu ji me (its getting better, he has woken up already) Dad: |
I kont be liv it |
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The president daughter EPISODE 1 What my heart started doing wasn’t heartbeat anymore, it was hitting hard. I if hadn’t calmed my heart that moment, maybe I would’ve been the youngest guy in history to have an heart attack. Me: Nancy! (my younger sister) Nancy!! Nancy: Yes senior bro **from the background** Me: Come here please Nancy: See me Me: Take **handling her ₦1,000 note** go buy me two hollandia yoghurts Nancy: What’s the occasion? Me: Nothing, just thirsty Nancy: Hhmmm… senior bro, are u expecting someone? and why are u sweating like this?? Me: No… Nancy please go quickly I don’t have time for this Nancy: Okay, ah… **she went out** Chai! If I’m not dreaming, then my life right now is a film trick,,, I’ve never been this scared in my entire life. I became restless, breathing like a dog, sweating profusely like a suffocated pig. Nancy: Here senior bro **giving me a leather containing my yoghurts with my change** Me: Thanks **collecting it and burst one open immediately** Nancy: Bro Me: Yes? Nancy: Won’t u give me some? Me: Nancy…. take this and buy whatever u want **giving her ₦100** Nancy: No senior bro, I want yoghurt too Me: Oya add this one and buy your own yoghurt **gave her another ₦100** Nancy: Thanks… buh senior bro, u don’t look ok Me: I will be fine Nancy: Are u sure? Me: Yea, lemme be alone for now Nancy: Or has she left u? Me: Nancy… Nancy: Okay,,, I’m out. Thanks for the money anyways, I’ve been looking for money to recharge my phone. She talks too much geez! Every moment is a joking time for her. I burst the second yoghurt open and rushed the drink till it remained small. Now I can focus on my thinking on what to do … before I could think of how,,, my phone rings. I wanted to ignore it and switched off my phone, but the caller was a special one. Me: Hello Mirabel, have u seen it? Has your father seen it? What are we going to do? Should I run to my village and hide? Or i shoul… Mirabel: Relax Victor, I’m on my way to your place now, I will call u when I get to the junction u told me. Me: Okay… please answer this question I’m going to ask u Mirabel: What is it? Me: Has he been told about the video? I mean your Father?? Mirabel: Yea Me: Oh no… Mirabel: What? That was the last thing I heard before I found my self on the hospital bed. TO BE CONTINUED>>> |
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