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Oche211:
u dey mind d op? Im mumu self no need megabytes to work.

yea..I blame Airtel for freebasics...no be ya fault..

Benblaq:
good a.m nairalanders...last night i was bored and so i decided to catch some fun in dis section
And then i stumbled on a masterpiece that nearly cracked my ribs; u wanna know?yes?!

Okay well then here it is; you gonna post something..nd if it got no likes>>>you win

Lets get started

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next.

if I drink acid will I die,I need your reply nlander...cus am still in doubt in tasting it....

The management of the University of Benin hereby notifies the entire University of Benin Community that the 2016/2017 ongoing admission screening exercise has been suspended with immediate effect in compliance with the Federal Government’s directive.
In the light of the above, an update will be sent at a later date.http://myschool.com.ng/uniben/news/46175/uniben-suspends-ongoing-admission-screening-for-2016-2017.html
Mr LALASTICLALA please do d needful.

This season film is getting more interesting.... I am beginning to like dis minister of education..... d only Hausa man DAT can think like d Yoruba's...nice brain you gat Dae...

Everybody love to laugh.... I will be sharing some funny pics, and if you really have some you can share too... Gbam..... Lobatan...

The president noted that Nigeria has enjoyed remarkable goodwill, support and understanding under the leadership of the outgoing Prime Minister over the years.


President Muhammadu Buhari has reacted » to the resignation of British Prime Minister, David Cameron » which will come to effect from October, 2016.
In a statement issued by his Senior Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu, on Friday, June 24, 2016, President Buhari said the Prime Minister's decision was a demonstration of courage.
The president noted that Nigeria has enjoyed remarkable goodwill, support and understanding under the leadership of the outgoing Prime Minister over the years.
He said Cameron’s resignation in response to the outcome of a referendum that supported Britain to leave the European Union "Was a demonstration of courage by a democratic leader who respects the will of the people, even if he didn’t agree with their decision.
"By putting the will of the people before his political future, the Prime Minister proved himself to be a selfless leader with respect for democracy and voters’ sovereignty," he said
He expressed hope that Nigeria looks forward to greater cooperation and consolidation of shared interests with Britain, despite the outcome of the referendum.
Meanwhile, some Nigerians in the Uk have described the outcome of the referendum as a
catastrophe » for ethnic minorities in Europe.

http://opera.pulse.ng/local/david-cameron-president-buhari-reacts-to-british-prime-ministers-resignation-id5191198.html.

[s]gone so soon....Nigeria police nor wan hear ween or peen.....Ma friend wen u get to the station u explain better to d gods[/s].walls

DJ Obi, one of Nigeria’s foremost DJ’s has announced an attempt to break the Guinness World Record for Longest DJ Set. The ten-day set began by 10pm on June 22nd and will run through 10 p.m. on July 1st, 2016.
The current record for Longest DJ Set is 200 hours and was set on November 19, 2014 in Dublin, Ireland. Starting today, DJ Obi attempts to make history with a continuous 240 hour set at Sao Café located in Lekki Phase One.
Speaking on his record-breaking attempt DJ Obi says,
“This is a dream that we’ve been working on for over eight months. It means a lot to me and there’s no better way to show the world that Nigerian DJs are a force. I’m excited the day to finally get started is here. Lagos, I need your love and support so please come through to Sao Café. And all my Nigerian’s please hit me up on social media. Let’s go!”
The award winning DJ Obi has worked all over the globe, from Nigeria, to Los Angeles and everywhere in between. In his nearly decade long career, he has worked on stage with artists such as Lupe Fiasco, 2baba, Lynxxx, Banky W, M.I., Naeto C and countless others. With his extremely diverse music catalogue, he’s known for his versatile DJing style.
Keep up with the world record-breaking attempt on social media, as DJ Obi attempts to once again put Nigeria on the map:
#DJOBIWORLDRECORD

Chelsea football club defensive midfielder, John Mikel Obi is currently enjoying his holiday with his adorable twins.
John Mikel Obi seems to be enjoying fatherhood as he took some time off to catch fun at the swimming pool with his twin babies.
The twins from the daughter of a Russian billionaire were spotted from an aerial photo playing around in the water with the aid of swimming tube to prevent them from drowning.
Nice comments have trailed the beauty of the swimming pool and its environment with some valuers estimating it to be worth millions of naira.
See photos below:

A picture has surfaced from Aisha Buhari, the wife of the Nigerian president’s recent courtesy visit to the ancient city of Ibadan, Oyo state where she made a failed attempt to shake a prominent traditional ruler.

Aisha Buhari has been accused of abusing the Yoruba culture of respect in relation to the paramount leader of Oyo State, in the person of Lamidi Olayiwola Adeyemi III who is 77 years old.
Aisha Buhari who was expected to respectfully bow or kneel before the Alaafin stretched out her hand for a handshake with the highly revered leader which he politely declined by making a fist.
This action has attracted a hot debate on social media.
Lamidi Olayiwola Adeyemi III (born 15 October 1938) is the Alaafin, or traditional ruler, of the Yoruba state of Oyo and righful heir to the throne of its historic empire.
Lamidi’s father, the Alaafin of Oyo Oba Adeyemi II Adeniran, was deposed and exiled in 1954 for sympathizing with the National Council of Nigerian Citizens (NCNC).

we miss Mr keshi

Mavin Dream, Reekado Banks dishes out the video to his highly accepted record titled “Standard ” which was produced by Altims.
Enjoy the highly entertaining flick by Paul Gambit.
Watch & Download “Reekado Banks – Standard” Video below:-
DOWNLOAD VIDEO---->https://www.datafilehost.com/d/8a9a708c

hmmmmm.ehya jobless again....go get ya own bump.

Drop some nice comment if you love your DaD

Lalasticlala abi wetin be your name abeg do d needful...

Vickyydera:
Love is blind.

This madness of the highest order....u replace d kid for the pet.

project8:
u beta believe..infact rumor has it that it was delibrately released by nigerian army to hunt down militants

See your expensive lie.....nice one...how you to get the pics brov. [code][/code]

godchildjayboy:
I have spend almost up to 40k to 60k in between of my savings on sport bet for the period of this year and I only won 19k once since then nothing. Thank God for opening my eyes because it was addiction to me. but I have stop playing it since last month. Its not encouraging at all. Thank you Seun for opening this on air.

We gat the same story...but I quit since April... Asin very addictive....no gain...wetin u go win na you go give them andbeveb more....lobatan.

toocutehector:
Donald should do better na..

Why na..that bad mad fool..

WARRI—President of Niger Delta Communities Intercessors Forum, Rev. Pere-Egbe Odogbo has appealed to President Muhammadu Buhari to continue with his decision to use dialogue as means of resolving the renewed attacks on oil installations in the region.


Odogbo who made the call in Warri, Delta State, also appealed to Niger Delta Avengers to stop the bombings to allow time for dialogue to achieve peace in the region.

Odogbo who is also the chairman of Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria, Airport Road Unit, Warri, said that dialogue remains the answer and negotiation was the key but not violence, gun or death, stressing that the Federal Government should look at the suffering of the masses and negotiate with the people over the oil that is being milked from Niger Delta soil rather than the use of guns.

“We are not part of Niger Delta Avengers. We are known as Niger Deltans. We have suffered oppression, marginalization, intimidation but dialogue is better than violence.”

He noted that the Niger Delta situation and suffering have become unbearable for them as the river water they defecate on is the same water they drink.

“We are worse than slaves in our nation yet the region is the economic nerve centre of the country. We are deprived of eating the good of our land.

“Anyone who echoes his voice against the oppressors is either jail, silenced or killed such as Isaac Adaka Boro and Ken Saro Wiwa among others. We as Christian leaders appeal to the Niger Delta Avengers to stop the vandalization now, because it affects us and it scares away international investors and ruins our economy.”

A new national poll shows Hillary Clinton carrying a six-point lead over Donald Trump with both presidential primaries now in the rearview mirror, though both major party presumptive nominees remain challenged by controversies weighing on their campaigns.

According to a CBS poll released Thursday, Clinton leads Trump 43% to 37% -- numbers that are down significantly for both candidates from a couple months ago, when they garnered closer to 50% and 40%, respectively.
Clinton's advantage remains when Libertarian presidential nominee Gary Johnson is included. In that scenario, Clinton draws 39% support to 32% for Trump and 11% for Johnson.The poll, which was mostly conducted before the Orlando terror attack, also asked voters on their view of the candidates' ability to manage terrorism and national security. Clinton received the edge on this issue, with 50% saying she would do a better job than Trump at 43%.

odave:
Cool, rehabilitate them and give them oil blocks abi? God punish you all

Big Amen...

richiejaggs:
Okay

Free them after all the killing. Ehya for Nigeria... [color=#990000][/color]

The Nigerian army has disclosed plans to rehabilitate, reintegrate, empower and de-radicalise surrendered members of the Boko Haram sect

Explains that the operation safe haven is in line with international best global practices which requires treating a captured enemy with dignity

The Nigerian army has said it will rehabilitate repentant Boko Haram members through its “Operations Safe Corridor.”

The director of defence information, defence headquarters, Brig Gen Rabe Abubakar, on Thursday June 16 said the operation was to rehabilitate, reintegrate, empower and de-radicalise surrendered members of the sect.

Diego Simeone has signed Nico Gaitan

– Atletico have announced the deal

– The midfielder will travel to Madrid to complete all the formalities

Atletico Madrid have reached an agreement with Benfica to sign midfielder Nicolas Gaitan.

This season the player made 37 appearances as Benfica claimed a league and cup double for the third year in a row.The 28-year-old will reportedly travel to Madrid to “complete all the formalities”

However, no fee was disclosed when Atletico announced the news on Thursday.

csc2:
I don't expect nothing less than that. Waiting for Black Friday

Jumia black Friday is total rubbish. You better buy your phone now if u have d money.

dyadeleye:
Where u dey last week wey team trash some other team 26- 2

Seriously. d other team nor suppose dey league table na... Dey suppose to dey play ball with children between 9-10 years ni.