₦airaland Forum

Kpokom:
Please naira landers, am 28, a guy. My girlfriend is, 26. I so much love sex. I mean I enjoy it so much the even after the act I reminisce about the whole act with a full turn on. is there anything I can do to reduce this urge?

Guy there is nothing wrong with you, your thirst for sex is just higher than usual(note I didn't use "normal" so u get me right) you need to bring her on par with you if u care so much about her "sex tenacity" being incapable of matching yours then use OLOSHOs.

So let me get this....

Whenever homosexuals(gays mostly) post topics on NL they get insulted and spat on?

Yet to see the lesbians get the same treatment though, or are they none on NL?!!!

firstking01:
nope, nobody will feel pain cosa the sensation that comes with it, you knw wat i'm talking abt na

Says who ordinary sex gan wen you too bend her joints she beg for time out!!!

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gamaliel121:
Yes I can...even a transsexual too...

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When you get lucky please do to PM me, I would love to have one too

LuveU2:
In other words you get turned on when you see two girls making out? eeeewww

Weird

Really!!!? Then you have 0% affinity to sexual adventures. You don't neccessarily have to think STRAIGHT all the time, give room for more ELASTICITY and BILATERAL views

I can't be one of them

Put on a college seasonal film and and indulge her in evry aspect of the scene

Ask her obvious questions like....."Why do u girls do that?","what I don't understand is why you girls...."

Then when she reciprocate you, that's your green light. How you drive her to your destination is left to you!

SAFE JOURNEY

ettaetta:
Its already happening na. When a guy is successful women will go after him. Abi you never hear? Go ask the male celebrities https://m.youtube.com/watch?sns=tw&v=0iq_pkXsMv8

By that time you won't even need to be successfull

cruzita:
before that verse go reach ,Jesus go don come

Lol.......Jesus no dey do ojoro, every stroke of the bible will come to pass b4 Him sack devil. Oya try again

MrsPhyno:
Never heard of this verse before NL but I'm convinced that 90% of the guys here have it as their favourite Bible verse. Some even masturbate to it.

Hahahahahaha

Parallel Verses
New International Version
In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, "We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!"

New Living Translation
In that day so few men will be left that seven women will fight for each man, saying, "Let us all marry you! We will provide our own food and clothing. Only let us take your name so we won't be mocked as old maids."

English Standard Version
And seven women shall take hold of one man in that day, saying,“We will eat our own bread and wear our own clothes, only let us be called by your name; take away our reproach.”

Ok ooooo,shey we dey toast you girls you dey do shakara, shalewa wey I toast last week wey dey form sexy. Your four female great grand children will toast my under age handsome male child. Law of karma + isaiha's prophecy = EVIL LAFF

...........Toasting men will be an understatement by then proposals will be written to be wedded,men will be kiddnapped,women will propose publicly,....... the possibilities will be endless!

So to the ladies of this generation; Enjoy yourselves and record it so you will show it to all your female great grand children HOW IT WAS!!!

So what are you guys feeling like (smiling like a mofo)

What a provocative thread!!! Your father @op for giving me flashbacks
FYI you have been reduced to a sex object...

uchemmanuel:
seems I'm the only one born on 29th April here

Guess again april 29th 5:32am friday!!!
Gbam

I will like to challeng every capable FM15 players into growing academy players and ultimately using them to win the UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE (WITH ALL PLAYERS FROM FROM YOUR ACADEMY)

I ve been playin FM since FM08 and you can say I have done it all on this simulator except for these two challenges

-promote a 4th division english league team and win the barclays
-win the champions league with grown players from your club,I mean all from GK to SUB7.

WARNING
This is for the real die hard FM players, Don't attempt any of these challenges if you think FM simulation is all about winning.