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Dahjhi:
Issokah.. Today na today... Hollyb, Kristina1, Olancelot. Come pray o

May God bless nairaland and nairalanders dis year... May we nt experience data loss again oo... IJN

Chuukwudi:
RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE
KIDS :
.
1. The fat kid was always the
goalkeeper.
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if
injured player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when
everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner
will
determined by the last team to
score.
6. No referee and lines men. You
could run with the ball even
behind the goal post. 7. If you don't participate in
repairing the ball you were given
a match ban.
8. If you're picked last, you're a
loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball
from the
tree
when it got stuck,under the car
or tunnel to play in the next
game.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game
over.
11. You were allowed to change
a goalkeeper in case of a
penalty.
12. the most skillful player get
automatic selection. 13. You only get substituted
when called at home..
14. 3 corners makes a penalty

...ho.. i remember the good old days.. ..

i can really testify to these points...

englishmart:
[b]Some nairalanders are very good at attention seeking. Most of them have been recognised through that.

Some are very intelligent, creative and wonderful.

Below are some of my most popular nairalanders.

[color=#009900]Lalasticlala[/color] He's obviously one of the most popular peeps here. If you are a Nairalander and you Don't know Lalasticlala, then you probably are mistaking Facebook for nairaland.

[color=#009900]NAIJABOIY[/color] naijaboiy is now equivalent to MTN. Coz he's found in almost every thread. He's the incumbent Mr. nairaland. His popularity definitely played an important role.

[color=#009900]Tosyne2much. [/color] He's one of the influential personalities here. His popularity is not limited to romance section alone. He's well known for creating threads with titles as this : ten types of this, ten types of that.

[color=#009900]Rozzay;[/color] aka mama influential. Currently known as Rozzayy. She's undoubtedly one of the most influential ladies here. Very humorous, straightforward and easy going. 2nd runner-up miss nairaland contest 2014

[color=#009900]therealmrstan[/color] this one is our number one front page landlord. If you Don't know him, then you Don't know anybody here.

[color=#009900]Jennimma[/color] though it's not quite long she joined nairaland, but she has owned a lot of E-fame by winning this year's edition of miss nairaland contest. She's indeed beautiful and recognised by almost everyone here including our guests.

[color=#009900]Mizmycoli[/color] the chief host of mr nairaland contest. Her level of intelligence and eloquence have bought her a lotta E-recognition

[color=#009900]Ggrin, immortalvoices, naijaboy and vivly.[/color] My fellow french students. Though I'm outta France..

[color=#009900]Kelvingraphics[/color] my best graphic designer on nairaland.. He's not easily pissed. He was the 1st runnerup for last year's edition of mr. nairaland.

[color=#009900]chibwike[/color] aka our ladies' man. He's certainly one of the most gentlemen on nairaland.

[color=#009900]idowuogbo[/color] mama controversial. She's got over 60,000 posts and just 5 topics. Lol. She's the fastest when it comes to replying mentions. Sometimes I wonder if she gets mentions alerts.

[color=#009900]Tallesty1[/color] I like his humility. He's God fearing and intelligent too.

[color=#009900]Kachisbarbie[/color] she's the first judge in the history of judges to appear more beautiful than the beauty contestants. I so much love the intelligence plus humour she applies in every of her posts.

[color=#009900]marieolae[/color] she's otherwise known as Mrs. Naijaboiy. She's one other person whose moniker appears in almost every thread.

[color=#009900]chelseabmw.[/color] He's the king of Chelsea fans on nairaland. The only one who is known for posting in blue colour.

[color=#009900]Obinoscopy[/color] the most diligent of nairaland super mods.

[color=#009900]Berem, Barcanista, Gbawe, ngeneukwenu, and omenka[/color] these ones are APC/Buhari partisans. Talk nonsense of the people's general, and have them to face.

[color=#009900]francistony[/color] see o. I almost forgot this guy o.
Francistony is found anywhere you find fp. He comments on every fp destined threads. Lol

[color=#009900]Madcow1[/color] nnam Onye ara. Lol. His moniker makes him look irresponsible, but he's a very intelligent, funny and responsible dude.

[color=#009900]mukina2[/color] sometimes I wonder who mukina1 is.
She's the one and only queen of Arsenal we have here.

[color=#009900]unibenstudent[/color] I don't know Weda na only you dey uniben. lol.
So much like the way he reps his school though.

[color=#009900]Airforce1[/color] He's un arguably the most controversial boy on nairaland. The only Guy that celebrates his birthday alone in his room. if he buys a new gucci belt, he will snap it and create a thread on it. the boy no send anybody

[color=#009900]Holatin and Stevemorgan.[/color] these ones are fast rising artists... LOL.

Holatin don rent 5 bedroom flat for nairaland.... He's always online...

[color=#009900]Iceberylin[/color] Nairaland president general

[color=#009900]Andyblaze[/color] another controversial personality. All his thread titles are no way related to the thread contents.

Not forgetting khalessi

Others include

Lilmaxfidel
Samflexxy
Claireshan1
Xynerise
Lagunna
Abumikey
Mrvocalprowess
Obiagelli
Iyabodeh
Lekorn
Boiledcorn
Datalossvictim
Elantrancey
Misberrypop5
Dechandel

Feel very free to add yours
[/b]

plz whr s Dahjhi and Naijaboi.... abi u sef no kno somebody

Dahjhi:

Where is Olancelot in time like this?

.... I dey here sir,


.. jez dat im nt 100% a geek... especially a programming geek... buh anytg gadgets... hmmm


... im nt 30 too... lolz...
I guezz she must hv found more than enough geeks the Op s looking for by naw ( both fakes n originals)... guys r nt really smiling o.

This is a situation whr everybody go they feel dat they r really d geek the OP is looking for... Thats life sha

O ga ooo.... different. pple sha...


Thank God u r very much alive...

hmmmm....different O.Ts sha....

thatz d broom dat brings food to their table.... na him papa's passport...lol

hope d lady get to read d letter ASAP.... abi

I vote Naijaboiy
cc Ezepromoe