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iamchux: Gun
my hands are clean o! Mamacita bu nwanem, biko nu (translate: mamacita is my sister, pls o!) Loooooooool

Lmao.... I thought you had odeshi

kpolli: In M.I's voice "somebody wants to DIE!!!!!!"

I saw this coming.... Lemme know if you need to borrow my/Yvete's gun

Yvete: #Wierd - Someone has been calling my phone persistently with an unknown number for the past 2 hours! I ignore blocked numbers, but this is so dang strange! * Godzilla is chasing me ... *

It was persistent and strange because I was the one calling you with the google call service.... I sent you an email

Mamacita007: OLAWARLAY!!!!!

MAMAcita... I knew you'd catch me checking you out

It's not easy to be beautiful.

kpolli: GPS is for phone not laptop, or do u carry ur laptop to other men's houses?

Lol... this cracked me up! Mamacita, oya answer this serious question.

Mamacita007: is this a gospel song becos it may be abt her husband bf. i like her sha

I think it's gospel

This song draws me closer to GOD, from our very own "Tiwa Savage".... Enjoy! (YVETE, do you remember this?)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9co6kWdn-hY

fadinus: Haha! Abeg leave my guy make him Shalaye himself keh.

lolz

Amefrica: Thanks ma.. Actually my plans is not anyway going to lead to law school. Cuz I wanna become the Minister for foreign affairs here in Nigeria (Secretary of State)..

You know I'd be too young after my graduation to take up the post cuz of the "Age of Candidacy".. So intend to take my studies further and find a suitable role within an international organisation like United Nations, African Union, ECOWAS, UNICEF etc ideally with specific focus on assisting people who have been over the years displaced through famine, political and civil unrest, war, flood and other natural disaster..

I think by the time I'd be through with my studies and the experience within the Int'l org, I'd have attained the "Age of Candidacy".. And the degrees, experience, and age would pave the way for me

Or better still become a US senator !

Is Yvete a Visa officer now? 'coz this sounds like an explanation to be given at the interview

Mamacita007: lloooooll i called her to come & see ur rainbow

Thanks jare, anything for Yvete wallahi

Had to refill my ink

Yvete Yvete!! Yvete!!! Yvete!!!! Yvete

CFCfan: I like Mamacita

You do?, Awwwwww......

Who no like better thing

[quote author=Find Out!]Hmmmm.......Hello house

I emailed Yvete late last year when I was still school/admission hunting. She probably may not remember but she gave me some pretty useful tips and advice then. Overall, she did the thing that mattered most to people who need help - She LISTENED. She read my long mail & & responded with an equally long & full of helpful content message.

Thank you!

Tomorrow makes it a month I've been in Bloomington, Indiana .Got into the MS Safety Management program @ IU. Pretty nice place so far.....all's been going well...few Nigerians here tho. Keep up the fun guys. I hope my dry self will be able to contribute from time to time.lol[/quote]Yes, Yvete is a good listener.... She's a darling and that's why she's got my love anytime

Amefrica: Abeg me I wan go sleep.. E be like say I be the only one wey still dey 9ja here and y'all know what time it is...
Enjoy the weekend erbody!! Yvete and Mamacita I'm sighting you ooo.. Egbon Wale I see you too..
Peace!!!!!!!!!

Yvete and Mamacita(the SugarMommas)... You guys should take note ooo...

Amefrica the SugarBoy will soon get here

Yvete: I need a good movie recommendation to download for the weekend. I despise movie theaters. No action/Sci-fi movies (Olarwarlay take note) Romantic comedy please.

Lmao

Mamacita007: ABEG tell him oo. endtime shopping tinz

lmao... You go fear the kind shopping wey i go do nah.

CFCfan: Who wants my number?

You mean your credit card number? Yes! I want it.

Yvete: @ Amefrica: What's your major? ... your moniker is funny. You should have named yourself 'America'

No wonder you didn't pick up ... You are here!

Mamacita007: A ladies inbox....1(BRIGHT)helo gal i ve bieng trying ur numba but its nt goin,i just want to let u know dat i love u..2(DAVE)just give me a chance i promise i wont fail u pls..3(COLLINS)i will be goin clubing do u mind to join me...4(ALHAJI)send me ur account numba...5(CHEIF)i will love 2 see u again i rily enjoyed last nite...6(CHRIS)pls dont do dis to me just let me kiss u just once........

A GUYS INBOX....1(CHICHI; sister)pls send me money 4 my waec exams its just 18000 naira...2(BLESSING)dont call dis line again...3(LANDLORD)pay ur rent b4 weekend cus ur money is due or u will be trown out of d house afta d wk...4(MOTHER)my son our money 4 feedin is almost finishd pls send anoda one or we die of hunger...5(neighbours daughte)i missd my period last week...6(FATHER)am in d hospital now,i need money 4 kidney operation,120000 is needed,bring it b4 2morow or u can keep d money 4 my burial.

Very true..... 5000 likes

electronic: If average app fee = $80
then 4 Schools = 4 x 80 = $320
320 x 160 = 51,200 whew!!!Sweating
GRE = 30,000
Transcript = 4 x 2500 = 10,000
estimated (51000+30000+10000) + other = 100,000

boy oh boy!!!

imperiouxx: And do you think miners look at the tip of their diggers?

Lolz, the funny part is he won't even remember the total amount when he gets his visa...

I tried sitting down and calculating after i got mine, but i couldn't remember all

Yvete: "Only those that risk going too far, can possibly know how far they can go..."

I think i've seen this somewhere before....

kpolli: Wanna dey scared die... Customs no let me carry my odeshi

Lolz.... don't worry, we ain't gonna shoot you.... We know our Sister(Mamacita) loves you

kpolli: Yvete carries a gun

Lmao.... Yes She does, and i do too

You scared?

Mamacita007: kpolli is not from tx. we dont have guns like u & yvete llooooooll. are u off today? i have a group meeting this afternoon but one of our members have an emergency so she couldn't make it. just wanna relax before I go back home to study

Lolz , yeah we are badt like that...

I'm in school too, my last class today starts by 4.

Mamacita007: mmmmmm why did u change it. i said i love you. come here jor. I see ur having fun. have u people noticed that yankee is hotter than naija? Texas, arizona & nevada is the same thing. the heat here fit turn person to suya lloooool. can u imagine today is 104degrees

I didn't even notice i changed it.... Oya "I love you, come here joor"

Oga Kpolli, abeg no shoot me oooo

Where is MamaCita

I miss you, come here joor!

Bovi is crazy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn22obWuGBc

Amefrica: Ok ma! Thanks.. I'd give up myself to be ur sugarbaby (if that's a word)

Lolz.... you are so funny(had to edit my post)

ighoosagie: from dog 2 sugar bitter mummy. I envy ur desires, bt remeba 2 define urself by urself so dat u wouldn't b swallowed by anoda person's fantasies.

End time Desires




Wat Eva happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except STD's.

1000 likes.... Can't wait to hear what Amefrica has to say in reply to this...lolz

CFCfan: Do u guys stay in the same neighborhood?

Lolz... Good question

Yvete: Wahala! You're coming over soon.
You can post whatever you like on here. The OP has been M.I.A for a while.

I'll keep saying this dude is so funny!.... Someone should please agree to be his SugarMummy

Hahahahahaha...