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Captain of life! Don't worry Hansel will soon be expecting a baby sis.
BTW ayaf dropped my bs ooooo since july

mitchyy:
Olatebony, don't tempt me to start another missionary journey in search of a baby girl o.

By the way, are you not owing us BS?

ebony13:
Chekeeto our mamas have said it all. Let go and let God.

Olatebony.. I love

Thanks mama

@ Cheeketo, it is well dear sis! Just keep trusting in God, He is able to do exceedingly abundantly more than what u ask or think. He will suprise u sooner than you expect.

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Ijelex:
Abeg lagos mama's dat do public transport, please how do you cope with Danfo and the rest?
Hmmmn I went from ikotun(mum's base) to arena market yesterday to get some stuff. Oh my God it wasn't funny at all o, the drivers speed on the bumpy road got me shouting. Driver please drop me here o, I want to stop, am pregnant o(only if he knew this pregnancy is a miracle), Jesus. All the passengers were looking at me like I was from Pluto. When I finally alighted I wish I could order my car down at that second. When I wanted to go back home, I tire, I just prayed and joined one bus like dat(I wished I could dissappear to the house).
Please don't mind my long post.
Good morning msmas

Lol! That's lagos for u ooo

seunkeji5:
hello madam, do u have exactly what u posted in the picture here in your shop in Ibadan?

Yes sir/ma, I have them

God know best dear sis
He will surely comfort you and give u reasons to continue to praise him. Take heart sis

MsPat:
Sorry to break sad news but my Dede decided he didn't like Nigeria any more, so he want back to USH (United States of Heaven)! Aderinmola Omokehinde Akanni has gone back to God!

Im not too sad becos he left Lala to take care of Mummy. Please pray for me!

Na real Vigilante oo
Thank God you are ok now, just take time to rest most especially when baby is sleeping.
August mamas! We await your good news! Go and bring forth your kings and queens IJN! @ Britneystacy how's d pushing ooo! Eku waddling. It will end in praise for you all.

raptor2:
ook right. ....
Look left. ....

Men this thread can Fly
Sorry for MIA n.a. vigilante and post natal BP . Thank God its ok now.
Where will l start from
First of All Thanking God for the lives of all the Mamas that have given birth.
The Lord will protect and keep our LO. AMEN

@ Mitchyy my sweet in law. I no dey warri ooo but the distance between us no far. Just call my name and l will be there.
@ Fortius how is my princess doing. No worry Hansel has the power to marry two hot babes
I salute all the Mamas
Zaynie
Liftedhands
ozycy
enkaydewdrop
Cherrymum1
Olatenbony
Esof1
If l no mention your moniker no vex ooo
The head full
Vigilante continues. ... Chai my Princess can suck for africa.

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*FEED BABY WITH EASE
This nursing pillow is amazing! It gives support for moms that finds it uneasy to feed their babies due to backpains and all other after birth discomforts. It helps your baby to latch properly and suckle well.
*SUPPORT AFTER C-SECTION
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Really? Amen ooooo

osas4g:
Same here o mama. My girl dey go olympics '16 for who fit suck a.k.a 'Suckers Game'.am sure she will meet ur babygurl theere..lol.
I dance and back her at nite but sleeps during d day.

The Lord will continue to strengthen us.

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Wowwww! Tho I still can't meet up with d thread lol. But I see beautiful babies everywhere.
Weldone mamas!
Baby Pristine,Duby,Mofe,Hansel,baby Anak123,baby bolade005,baby beyedew. God bless you cuties and bless your parents as well.
Am I d only one doing day vigilante? Baby sleeps all night till 4 am but doesn't sleep much during d day except I back her.
OMG! I thought it's only boys that suck brez this much,my girl dey try!
Team August (britnestacy)
You guys are next in line for God's miracle! So go forth and bring us goodnews
@Mitchyy cappo! You r back to shape already! Kudos to Hansel jare

Thanks ma, my shop is in ibadan but I send my goods everywhere in nigeria,I have all baby items! Lists varies for diff pple

ikem50:




where is your shop. is it in port Harcourt ?
do you Ve a list of the baby requirements

Thanks mum Fortius! I appreciate you.

Fortius:
mumi olatebony...i sooooo luv d flask u sent u r d best mama..and special thanks to big momma lovinam..adupe maami...am so rockin my tins now

happybirthday to all celebrants nd welcum newbies ..my fone stil get ish na to dey read i fit do mayb mumi zaynie maa sanu mi nd get fone for me

Yes a baby pillow is necessary but not compulsory.
As for d baby bed/net, I would say you never knw d nature of ur lo until you have him/her! Some babies don't want to sleep alone no matter how hard you try! My first baby slept in her cot for months,this new one now refused ooo.she sleeps beside me but during d day when we're not in d room, I lay her in d bed with net cos I can't move d cot all about! So just go for whichever you feel you are ok with.
As for d breastpump, there are manual ones that are affordable. For feeding bottles avent,tommytippee and boots are ok! though some babies don't like tomee tippee! Pls don't iinvest too much on these things just buy ones with fair prices

BritneyStacy:
Morning mamas. ...
Experienced mums in the house , do babies really need baby pillows or they can do without them ?

2. I am contemplating ditching this net and foam kind of bed and buying baby bed at once and buy mosquito net...which one will be better especially at protecting my baby from mosquitoes? Wouldn't want to buy both....

3. I intend doing EBF, but don't have money for breast bump this month again. Any need buying feeders now or I just wait till i have money for the breast pump ? Which brand of feeder do you have good experience with and will readily recommend?

Cc olatebony
Fortius
Mitchyy
Cherrymum
Liftedhands
Feddy27

All experienced mum's please

Thank Mummy Lamide. Kiss kiss

cherrymum1:
Oya sorry baby, no vex, next time cc mamas ehn. Some people might not read all posts...just maybe a few first lines so they won't know u asked a question. Oya make I epp u small.
Alakoko number wan,
1. Eat fruits and vegetables wella. NO UNRIPE OR SEMI-UNRIPE PINEAPPLE AND PAWPAW FOR NOW. in fact, me I didn't even go near both ripe and unripe sef throughout my pregnancy. Reason is that both fruits are believed to cause contraction. So it should be avoided. So eat water melon, cucumber, apple, oranges....green vegetables....

2. Folic acid should be taken everyday till u meet ur LO. U also need ferrous tab for iron, u need blood right now so don't play with that. Folic acid and ferrous tab once a day was how I took it. But some doctors give more than once a day. Ferrous is our usual tiny red blood medicine and b-complex. Folic acid is very important, pls don't skip it for a trillion dollars. It helps to prevent Spina-bafida (donno warit iz, buh doesn't sound cool)

I hope I helped a bit.
Pls we don't do cliq here ehn....na gist dey carry us away sometimes. Cc mamas also screen grab some info u might need to refer to in future, like olatebony's contact when u want to start shopping (see marketing strategy), feddy27 too and fina4804, there's another mama that sells delivery pack. Or scan addresses and hospital info that some mamas have dropped because of the good review about them. Daz how we roll mama. Kiss kiss.

We're fine ma! Pls kindly whatsapp / call / text me on 08030625817. Thanks ma

talltosyne:
Sup mama, hw is ur lo? pls I need dis nursing pillow urgently. How much is it

XX01:
There is a mum here, olatebony that sells baby things in Ibadan. And they are quite nice.

thanks ma!
Thanks for promoting my ministry

@ Mztygal. This got me crying
God knows best! Believe me d best is on the way,I know you'll look back to this day and thank God. Everything happens for a reason. I pray God will make u happy and restore you in hundred folds! Just keep thanking him in advance. Even when crying ,still say something nice to him. Do not ever try to question him! It is well with u dear sis

ozycy:
Cute baby, see plenty Afro mua mua

thanks mama

Nice BS my asst cappo and teamie @ fortius and juliebest!
Cute bae and handsome Maximus
Hmmmnnn team july for beautiful babies and enviable birth stories!
To all remaining july mamas,fret not God would make it easy
To all waddling mamas,just hang in there and don't be anxious! God is in charge, He'll make it easy for you all
To all TTC moms! This month of july will not pass you by IJN.
God bless you all
@Captain Mitchyy! How's Hansel feeling on the arrival of his bae! Lol he must be overwhelmed...

Baby Zara reporting live for threadcuties.We are 14days old today! Thank you Jesus

Thanks @ peggygee, esof1, beyedew,limsycutey , rejoice02 ,IphyB and teal
i love you mamas!

Part 2
My bag had been parked and was already in my boot since 36wks.
At 9:00pm I told dh we shd go to the hosp, that it's better for us to be sent back than to be helpless at midnight cos there is a gate that will be locked before our quarters at 11pm!
All this while I was still feeling d contraction, mild but every 10mins
On getting to d hosp,doc examined me and said I was 2cm wooow so suprised
Within me I was not even ready for baby but my mind just told me to go to d hosp.
D doc set d line for drip and I was taken to the ward.
Real contraction started @ 10 30pm with serious back pain and stomach tightening. Everytime it comes dh would rub d lower back/waist veryyyyyy hard and be saying sorry sorry sorry!
This time it was 5mins apart. At 11 30 I went to beg d doc to come n check me again that it's unbearable,he said it's not possible for me to have fully dilated in 1hr even with a miracle! I shouted at him that what if my own was diff, he said na lie. I went bk upstairs and went to beg d midwife! She said I am not doing like someone having any pains, immediately dh shouted 'my wife is a strong woman, I knw she's in pains,she's bearing it'
D woman agreed to check me and said I was 6cm
At 12am I said baby come now anniversary is ending now lol
At 1:30am I begged to be checked again o cos doc said it's after 4hrs lol. D woman agreed again and said I was 8cm
I was dressed and moved to d delivery room! Dh followed me and kept on rubbing d back even while on d delivery bed. D hard rubbing brought relief
At 2pm I had d strong urge to poo,d midwife said no I should not oo,I kept holding d poo! It got to a stage I coulnt hold it again,she checked and said its time to push lol
I pushed hard and she wud tell me to stop pushing when I dnt feel contraction.
Immediately contraction comes she would tell me to push hard again, I did baby no gree come o
With each push, I was pooping lol! See shit everywhere
I asked her if she has seen babys head she said yes now that I should push hard
Anytime contraction goes I will still be joking and laffing. Once it holds me again story go change
At 2:25am I increased d level of my pushing, I closed my eyes and pushed with all my strength, my princess popped out and started crying, she laid her on my chest for few seconds! Tears of joy rolled down my cheek! Dh wiped it hugged me frm side and was shouting thank you Jesus. She weighed 3.1 the same thing scan gave me 6 days before dat day
I had little tears and d woman said it's because I didn't relax my yansh well tho she's bn saying it before d baby came out that I shd relax my bombom on d bed.
I give God all d glory it ended in praise
4hrs delivery so very diff frm d first time. D placenta was drawn out and I was given an injection in my vjay to deaden d skin and I was stitched. Didn't feel much pains with that.
I was also given a drip on d line dat was set on my hand already,dnt knw d name but d doc came in then and said its for the uterus to come bk to shape on time
All glory to God.
Safe delivery to all waddling mamas! It'll end in praise for you all
CHEERs

My BS oooooo part 1
July 13th was our 3rd year WA.We woke up dat morning n prayed after dat DH touched my stomach and said jokinly "My princess come today now and be our anniversary baby" I smiled. Immediately he left for work I started feeling slight stomach tightening not too diff from previous feelings tho. Dh came back from work around 5pm and I told him I am seriously craving for ewa agonyi,he picked d beans for me and put on fire, I told him d pepper we have in d fridge cannot be used for d stew cos it has tomatoes.
We agreed to stroll togeda so as to get dry n fresh pepper for d stew.
While preparing to put on my clothes, I started feeling mild contractions, we went together to buy d pepper and came bk home! I started timing contractions and they weren't so regular!
I continued with my ewa agonyi! Dh was blending d pepper when I told him to leave it that I wasn't interested again. This time the contraction has increased but still bearable. I was relaxing on d bed and called my doc to tell him how I was feeling, this was already 8:50, he said madam there's no how I can examine you on phone , if your pain is unbearable come to the hospital!
Hmmmmn I started thinking within me, can it be time? I was just 37w5d, EDD still 31st july..

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Congrats ma asst cappo Fortius and teamie juliebest! God bless our bae and bbb.
Congrats udoomama and mompurity2 God bless our precious little ones.
HBD to all celebrants and a bog welcome to all newbies. Easy delivery to you all. Cheers

ok sis thanks

Rukkington:
Congrats @fortius, @udoomama and @julibest, may God bless your los

Noted @nwapastor, I tot u are Ibadan mama

I will contact u wen am ready @olatebony

Rukkington:
I also base in Ibadan but I am new here. I dunno anywhere. Ma'am olatebony, where is your shop located

My shop is at uncle joe mokola ibadan. I also do delivery in and outside ibadan. My stuffs are affordable and unique. My whatsapp no is 08030625817

Thanks ma

4realwoman:
@Amhappy, sexymum1, Heisable16, OnyxGem10, christybabe, Olatebony, Shinebabe, Mompurity2 and Udoomama Congrats mamas, may your los be a source of joy to you and your family.

@AyaTiraj, How far with the scan? just checking up on you.

@sugah, sorry dear aand i pray the Lord comfort you.

@OMOTOWO, so sorry about your loss. May God giv ur family double for your loss

Present oo captain mitchyy.
May God make it easy for our remainning july mamas. You'll all return with great testimonies

mitchyy:
18 mamas have offloaded. Few more days to the end of July. More babies to come... More mamas to port

Make una manage this vigilante roll call. Hansel is crying for breast as i'm typing this so i can't say much.
To all mamas who have offloaded, Jehovah will give us the strength to handle our babies. Kisses to your little ones.
To mamas waiting for their sexy delivery, it will definitely end in praise.

Enejeta, Fortius, your time is almost near. Remain positive as baby applies the finishing touch before popping out. Don't be anxious, you hear?

Udoomama, welcome to our beautiful team!


#TeamJuly Roll Call

1. Christybabe - Handsome Prince

2. Iyabetajos (Jehovah will wipe your tear away )

3. AmHappy - Ported from June - Beautiful Princess

4. Mitchyy... Ported to June - Handsome Prince

5. Cutie999 - Ported from June - Handsome Prince

6. Iyawotuntun - Handsome Prince

7. Udoomama - Ported from August - Double Blessings (Sex unknown)

8. Raptor2.... Ported to June - Beautiful Princess

9. Olatebony - Beautiful Princess

10. Heisable16 - Beautiful Princess

11. SexyMum1 - Handsome Prince

12. OnyxGem10 - Handsome Prince

13. Ekeminiabasi - Ported to June - Handsome Prince

14. Tracysparkle - Handsome Prince or Beautiful Princess

15. Esof1 - Ported to June - Handsome Prince

16. Shinebabe - Beautiful Princess

17. Creamchiccb - Ported to June - Handsome Prince/Beautiful Princess

18. Ogeyfine - Two Handsome Princes

19. Flourish89 (team blue)

20. Larrytoks

21. Adeime

22. Elhayjay

23. Jamesbridget13

24. EneJeta

25. Mayobami

26. Fortius (team pink)

27. Vannywealth (one leg in, one leg out)

28: Ijeomaobi1 (one leg in, one leg out)

29. Juliebest

29. Ajuwarhodes

30. Fearless07


#TeamJulyRepping
#TeamSexyDelivery
#TeamSharpSharpBS
#TeamNoPooPoo
#TeamFastLactation
#TeamLikeNoOther

I will ma! BS is loading jor to type it na d issue lol
Don't worry maam you r almost there,its just a matter of days. It will end in praise

BritneyStacy:
Your daughter na better baby o ooo. She sleeps at night ? That's interesting. ...please give her better breastmilk for that ooo...
Where is our BS
Am waddling. ...waiting for the end of this journey! !