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EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by olembe09(m): 2:34pm On Sep 11, 2013
CODEDHEMCY: So so so funny,I dreamt I saw d screening list bt d worst tin z dat I was unable 2 copy it o
lolzz lwkmd grin. guy bcarefull oooo no scared us 4 here ooo
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by olembe09(m): 11:59am On Sep 03, 2013
clear throat hmmm.. can't just wait for 16th 0f sep 2 com oooo..4 does dat believe,our name gona be on d list in sha allah... add me on 2go olembeo9..
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by olembe09(m): 10:49am On Aug 28, 2013
griting 2 yu guys, I hail everybody inn d house.. pls I wantn 2 go funaab 2marow 2 confirm my transcript, pls can I still go or nt pls ugent, is yur boy olembe kwanu
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by olembe09(m): 3:26pm On Aug 19, 2013
P-CREATIONS2013:
haaa; i don dey wonder since all dis while, e be like sey every1 dey sleep since 4 dis room, c as everybody just wake-up @ once as soon manaar fell 4rm heaven thru Prof. Dan, fanks Prof ur head always dey road 2 c dat we all updated wif lots of educative info b4 d screening day... God bless u jawe!!! Keep on d gud work.

Let me also use dis medium 2 welcome dos dat had been sleeping in d room since yesterday; we highly recognise d arrival of our Mama/Celebrity "Lady S" 4rm DREAM-LAND, also Mr. Habidab "our Last born" & Mr. Judee "Mum's Pet in d house" (Lols)...
I believe others are stil sleeping cos of d ASUU Season Film we've been watching thru out d week, d Thread Registrar "Prof. Dan" is urging all of of us 2 wake up 2 prepare very well against our up-coming screening... ONE LOVE.
#CD# still Loading.........

P-CREATIONS
(Thread Moderator)
HMMMMM, AS I HEAR SAY STRIKE WILL CALL OFF 2DAY, OH BOY ME JUST WAKE UP NI OOOO...
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by olembe09(m): 1:06pm On Jul 29, 2013
usuf.saeed:
Wow! Finally I'm back. Thank God for journey merci. I call it a journey in the dark planet....
So happy to meet you guys again... let keep the faith ASUU will call off strike soon and funaab shall release admission l
ist immidiately.
broda naso ooo, I cant wait faaa oux don tire me oo... we will be favour in sha ALLAHU {AMEENNNN}
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by olembe09(m): 1:04pm On Jul 29, 2013
[quote author=planetuzor]YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED 2 ME
YESTERDAY IN SHOPRITE IKEJA. I
STILL
CAN'T GET OVER IT. I WENT 2 D
SUPER MARKET 2 PICK UP
SOMETHING 2 EAT AND AS I WAS
WALKING DOWN D ISLE, I
NOTICED DIS MAN STARING AT
ME. I LOOKED AT HIM AND
KEPT WALKING TO D FRONT
COUNTER 2 PICK UP BOTTLED
WATER AND A LOAF OF BREAD.
AS I PICKED THEM AND
TURNED TO FIND D SAME MAN
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! I
TRIED 2 SHOW HIM SOME LOVE,
SO I SMILED AND SAID "HI" THEN I
WENT ON TO GET A CAN
COKE. CAN U BELIEVE THE
SAME MAN FOLLOWED ME? I
WAS GETTING A LITTLE
NERVOUS AND MAD COS HE WAS
FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING
ANYTHING.
BUT I TRIED TO STAY FRIENDLY" I
JUST SAID "HI" HE FINALLY
RESPONDED AND SAID, "I AM
SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOK
JUST LIKE MY YOUNGEST SON... WE
JUST BURIED HIM 2WKS
AGO. I FELT silly 4 GETTING
MAD AS I EXPRESSED MY
SYMPATHY TO HIM. HE SAID
HE WAS FINE AS HE KNOWS
DAT HIS BOY IS WITH D LORD.
THEN
HE ASKED ME TO DO HIM
A FAVOUR. I SAID "IF I CAN". HE
SAID HE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HIS
SON NEVA SAID GOODBYE 2 HIM
B4 PASSING ON. HE ASKED ME
TO GET IN LINE BEHIND HIM & AS HE
LEFT D STORE, I SHOULD
SAY "GOODBYE DAD". SO DAT HE
COULD HAVE SOME
SENSE OF CLOSURE. THOUGH
HIS REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I
HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT IT.
SO AS HE COLLECTED HIS BAGS
FROM D CASHIER AND WALKED
AWAY, I SAID "BYE DAD". HE
TURNED AND SAID THANKS
AND "BYE SON". WHEN THE
CASHIER CALCULATED MY
STUFF, SHE SAID THE TOTAL
WAS N6750!!!. I SAID WHAT!!...CAN
U TELL ME HOW A
BOTTLE OF N70 WATER, N5O
LOAF OF BREAD AND N100 CAN
COKE EQUALS N6750?. SHE SAID
"YOUR DAD SAID U ARE
PAYING 4 HIS TOO"....MY DAD?, I
SHOUTED. DAT MAN IS NOT MY
FATHER OOO!!!". I QUICKLY
RUSHED OUT JUST IN TIME TO
SEE THE MAN APPROACHING THE
PARKING LOT.
I RAN
AFTER HIM AND WAS
SCREAMING..."EX CUSE ME,
EXCUSE ME!!!". HE STARTED
RUNNING 4 HIS CAR AS HE SAW
ME COMING. I CAUGHT UP WITH HIM
JUST
B4 HE WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D
DOOR.
I KEPT ON PULLING AND
PULLING HIS LEGS!!! JUST LIKE
AM PULLING YOURS NOW!!! YOU
TOO LIKE GIST, SEE AS YOU JUST DEY
SERIOUS DEY READ THE
story. grin grin
[/quote lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by olembe09(m): 5:15pm On Jul 27, 2013
Happy wekend 2 u guys! Any info about ASUU nd fg?
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by olembe09(m): 4:06pm On Jul 26, 2013
Sanguine: Ok Mr Olembe. You are very much welcomed! E be like say na antispambot catch you put for detention. Dem just release you so...
But wait o, whish kyn candy you behuh Shey na shocolate candy? Abi na vanilla candy abi shey na parago candy? Whish onehuh Because na as you just mention candy now the thing begin dey hungry me....
broda I be small boi ooo na candidate I mean oooo... e jowo ema binu ooo
EducationRe: Unilorin 2013/2014 Direct Entry Candidates by olembe09(m): 3:39pm On Jul 26, 2013
hello great direct entry candidate.. just wanna confirm if unilorin do collect ND in business admi into her own 200l business adm.. pls help ooooo
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by olembe09(m): 3:35pm On Jul 26, 2013
hellooooooo~ great funaab candy my name is olembe, av been tryin 2 comment on wat yu guys dey always posting but naira forum no allow me.... I am 1 of direct entry candy... I just say make I try am nw, d tin just enter gbam.. I apply 4 direct entry as business administration also kwn as business enterprises mgt.. @ oga at d top kindly welcome me o {usuff saheed aka direct entry candy coordinator... may God alymyty Allahu accept our prayer ooo.. I also hail all my senior on dis thread oooo gbadun yu gan ni ooooo.. I am so 4 does dat av process der transcript 2 funaab nd 4 does dat avnt pls make haste while d sun shining gbam... regards olembe09 2go accout also on Skype
cheesy smiley
TravelRe: QATAR And UAE General Visa Enquiries by olembe09(m): 3:52pm On Jul 22, 2013
I love dis tread gan ni, despite d fact dat av been tyin 2 registra since a while nw I tank GOD dat am 1 of u guys smiley anytin about travel, I no yu guys will keep me update.... nd also roomies av been tryin 2 share comment on education thread but nt goin true, d tin just dey tell me sorrydat I cant post anytin till a week after or soo oooo, pls wat can I do ooooo... urgent respond

TravelRe: QATAR And UAE General Visa Enquiries by olembe09(m): 1:19pm On Jul 22, 2013
ogakpatakpata: @olembe09............your best bet is to be sponsored by a company from Qatar, who in turn will do all your documentation, visa and ticket........be careful of agents....even the 5yrs Qatar work visa is fraught with lots of challenges......l will also suggest you go back on this thread and read, all your questions and worries about Qatar has been addressed...goodluck
...tanks my bro.. I will do sooo
cheesy
TravelRe: QATAR And UAE General Visa Enquiries by olembe09(m): 6:18pm On Jul 20, 2013
kaliphate: well it depends on d kind of visa u r looking for
bro tanks 4 ur concern!! Just 2 wrk in qater. Am new in dis thread dat is y bro
TravelRe: QATAR And UAE General Visa Enquiries by olembe09(m): 4:46pm On Jul 18, 2013
helloo rummies, I am olembe I wanted 2 no more about gatar visa I don't want pple 2 scam me ooo. ow much ? grin cheesy

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