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How can you be a celeb and be sending eggplant pics out? Some chick some days ago released a pic of pic she claimed was Justin Bieber's eggplant. His reps denied it...but his tattoos gave him away. You have to be 18+ to view the photos. See them. www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/12/justin-bieber-sends-eggplant-pic-to.html?m=1

I spotted this picture on my Facebook wall and it crack up my ribs...
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Lololololol

Amber rose troll Mr ibu via a picture she upload on her Instagram page...
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I can't stop laughing... Our Mr ibu don suffer from the hands of other celeb hand...

See picture below....

Maybe it high time some parent give out marriage application to suitors coming after there own daughter... ;DD
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Just take a good look at this application form.... Hahaha.. Lol.....


APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.

FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HANDWRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS

I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old.

Please answer the following questions honestly.

1. Are you a Christian ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No

If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back.

If all your answers were YES, Then continue...

1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
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2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father-in-law and mother-in-law.
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3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer?
__________________________________

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
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5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
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6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
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7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No
If YES for how long?________________________

If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock. _________________________________________


Feel free to add yours......!!!!!!

funny pix indeed... it got me laughing anytime I look @ d pix

Day11:
Op, you nor dey chop?
Ol'boy you slim like slippers

I b second wiz khalifa.. lol

Pinkiedearie:
..why you catch me..??

u dey find first to comment abi

zerozeroseven:
Blame it on d alcohol...

remix bro

Pinkiedearie:
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wetin u right

Trinxie:
hehehe...am sure you thought the person taking the picture was divided into five... cause u look like you were looking for the photographer.

u are right... Jst jonzing... lol

front page please @mod

This picture was taken way back in my university days...
I am the slim guy with a hat while the big belle fat guy is my close friend called STEVE

lovely pix....

Juliaann:
Wow!! they look good together,I just can't wait for mine soon with the right man


btw GEJ till my fowls start growing teeth

ur right man they come... u hear

just like the boss

what do you all think about this

PervRocker:
All these dudes are rushing to marry jonahs daughter. Mr president, do u have more daughters please??

my dear u are right.. naija men like beta tin

guy I hv posted this already and u dnt hv more pictures to back it up.. click this link to view more about this news:: https://www.nairaland.com/2059987/exclusive-president-goodluck-jonathans-daughter

more pix

more lovely pix

more

The President’s daughter is getting married. Ine & Simeon will wed traditionally next weekend – the first Saturday of 2015! – on the 3rd of January in Bayelsa state, then the church wedding will be in Abuja on January 10.

The bride-to-be was also adopted by President Goodluck Jonathan when she was young.

Here’s their pre-wedding shoot by their official wedding photographer – George Okoro!

source: http://www.bellanaija.com/2014/12/24/exclusive-president-jonathans-daughter-ine-is-getting-married-in-january-pre-wedding-photos/

pretydiva:
Wats dis

na so we c am ooo

them the girls fresh oooh

Ezinne Asinugo and Nqobile showed off their hot bods/
butts while in a pool in Warri yesterday...
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This babes are endowed. what do you think?

source: http://lindaikeji..in/2014/12/ceo-dancers-ezinne-nqobile-put-their.html?m=1

mod take this picture to nairaland front page please...

Timijo:
The guy has shown u his true colour about respect. If u can bear it, stay in d r/ship but if u cannot, move out of it. Imagine on ur wedding day sitting at d front as u are going home and he sees one of his friends and he ask u to go to d back seat. U said he can smoke anything, meaning he smokes cigarette, wee wee, and anything smokeable. That means he is addicted to smoking. It is only God dat can deliver him from dat addiction. My question to u is: can u cope wit dat after marriage? Can u cope wit all d risks and sicknesses that are caused by smoking? Can u cope wit ill mental behaviour? Can u cope wit all sorts of women abuse? If ur answer is no, pls move out of d r/ship before u put ursef into another bondage.

God bless u jawe may u live long. tell her more

Mprex:
It really beats me when i see a thread like this. You met the guy smoking and drinking, you fell in love with him that way, now you are complaining. What are we expected to do?

As for the car ish, maybe you should talk him about it. Prolly, he doesnt even know he is hurting you

God bless u my sister... tell her

pretydiva:
D rich always date/marry themselves. Hapi 4 dem tho

so that they will get richer

Yungwizzzy:
This is the kinda relationship I like

nor be "send me card relationship"

na beta truth u talk jawe

they are looking nice.. cute pix