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CelebritiesRe: I Got Pregnant For Burna Boy After Being In A Courtship With Him - Uju Stella by olisaEze(m): 2:53pm On Oct 09, 2024
And another one. Seems Abuja police are going to be making more arrests soon. grin
PoliticsRe: Seek Permission Before Using The National Anthem, FG Tells Nigerians by olisaEze(m):
Fishpieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahohohohoh. Na wa oh, some pipo too do oo!! grin

CelebritiesRe: Speed Darlington Released On Bail (video) by olisaEze(m):
The only thing that works for you in this country is your money. A lot of it means a lot is working for you, none means exactly what it means. There was nothing in the petition to warrant an arrest, but when moni talks bulls*@t works! Hope to see him talking about the prison experience on his next live. Like if baby oil allowed in the big house, or if there r Diddy wannabes there?? grin
CelebritiesRe: Isaac Fayose Asks Longer Prison Stay For Speed Darlington Amid Burna Boy’s Case by olisaEze(m): 11:13am On Oct 09, 2024
Being held for more than 48hrs without court action is a clear violation of his fundamental human rights. After smoking Loud Akpi asked a question. But the reply he got was unexpectedly louder! grin
CelebritiesRe: Thousands Sign Petition To Cancel Chris Brown's Sold-Out Concerts in SA (PICS) by olisaEze(m):
SA bl^cks are the most self-deluded creatures on the planet. To avoid facing their real problems, they will always pick the wrong struggles over and again. Mr Brown has already been paid in full, the only ones losing out are their countrymen footing the bill. Chris you’re welcome to chop their payment in Nigeria anytime you like. We kuku don’t know how to drink Panadol for another person’s forgotten headache here! grin
AutosRe: Please Help Me Choose Between These Three Cars by olisaEze(m): 12:12am On Oct 08, 2024
Dude just get yourself a Corolla, those cars are not for this economy.
PoliticsRe: Ikwerre Youths Retake Council From Hired Thugs (Video) by olisaEze(m): 11:36pm On Oct 07, 2024
Be like COS Obio-Akpor LGA go carry all the akpor for him face alone. grin
FoodRe: Kebbi Fishermen Kill Hippopotamus, Distribute Parts As Meat by olisaEze(m):
A hippopotamus is a rare sight there, but it is not a mental exercise to see why. Interestingly, it wasn’t the fishermen that made the decision to kill it, but someone who should have known better. I know well educated people from Kebbi State, but now all of them are in danger of looking stupid to the wider world for making ignorance their decision maker. undecided
PoliticsRe: PDP Declared Winner Of Akpabio’s LGA — But AKISIEC Lists APC Candidate As Winner by olisaEze(m): 3:42pm On Oct 07, 2024
No big deal there, AKSiEC is just ensuring that the through-pass gets to the judiciary. It’s a chop-I-chop thing, if u dongerrit fogerabourrit. cool
HealthRe: NAFDAC Staff Begin Indefinite Nationwide Strike by olisaEze(m):
Waste of strike! grin
PoliticsRe: As Dangote Petrol Circulates Across Nigeria, NNPC To Implement New Price Regime by olisaEze(m):
The refinery is built with money from our central bank. It is refining our crude, yet it costs as much as the import. So much so that NNPC is still paying the subsidy that is gone?? huh. No bi lie sha, a bat in control. undecided
Christianity EtcRe: What You Should Do If Your Pastor Rejects Tithe — Adeboye by olisaEze(m): 11:22am On Oct 06, 2024
"And in the last days many false prophets shall arise." cool
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Dramatizes Hollowness Of Nigeria’s “Independence” By Farooq A. Kperogi by olisaEze(m): 1:30pm On Oct 05, 2024
It’s ironic that during the PDP era, presidents endeavored to spend their vacations in the country. While those that claim to love their tribe & Nigeria more than the rest, cannot stand their kinsmen long enough to vacation amongst them. cool
PoliticsRe: Explosion Rocks Rivers APC Secretariat As LG Poll Holds by olisaEze(m): 12:05pm On Oct 05, 2024
Fubara will soon be nicknamed the Demolition Man because of the numerous mysterious explosions that seem to trail the buildings used by those perceived to be against his admin. I no talk pass laidat grin
SportsRe: Breach Of Contract: US Court Orders Mayweather To Pay Nigerian Firm N4.2b Damage by olisaEze(m): 10:26pm On Oct 04, 2024
He wasn’t informed that Naija no dey carry last, kpata-kpata na draw! Eyan Mayweather, the only thing that can get btw an Igbo man and his money is more money …..nothing else! grin
PoliticsRe: Bandits Disrupt Jumat Prayers In Katsina by olisaEze(m):
They are scared to go to the farm because of kidnappers & bandits, and you think the govt’s periodic sharing of rice can save you from the hunger ahead. Just bear it, because na ona carry onasef vote for religion instead of competence.
LiteratureRe: She Lost Her Virginity To Her Gym Instructor, Few Days To Her Wedding. by olisaEze(m):
This story was tailor made for men struggling with insecurity complex when it concerns their WAGs. She did not see tall dark & handsome to cheat with since, from school to NYSC camp and proposal. If the gym instructor’s name is not Emmanuel Lustin, Op just park your Marco Polo one side make I come down. grin
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PoliticsRe: Police Will Enforce Court Orders On LG Election — Rivers Police Spokesperson by olisaEze(m): 11:15am On Oct 04, 2024
Enforce abi obey? The judgement says to stay away, why should simple obedience be a struggle for guardians of the law?? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Funniest Write Ups On Innocent People’s Clothes by olisaEze(m):
Unless they’re all suffering from river blindness, non of them can be described as unaware of what they’re wearing. There are few as vulgar in speech as a toddler living with an elderly, but in the end it’s all facts! Wetin hot go everly cold, but sec. sch physics has taught us that the size of the rod remains approx the same no matter the age. And yes, old p*ss¥ is definitely better than no p*ss¥ if you’re broke but determined to prevent prostrate disease. grin
PoliticsRe: ₦27 Billion Fraud Case: Court Grants Darius Ishaku ₦‎150 Million Bail by olisaEze(m): 12:07pm On Oct 03, 2024
In other words, he is free to go ….for now. And once dem cut the APC soap give am take baff, he’ll become as White as Lion. Our judiciary is lit! cool
CelebritiesRe: My Uncle Doesn’t Dance Online – Wizkid Mocks Gov. Adeleke Over Fued With Davido by olisaEze(m):
Kon be like say talent don dey dry up and the kid is going tunde ednut on his fans. Expect another sh*tty album soon since Davido is the only way he gets noticed nowadays. Scandals will always chase after stars, but it’s the dim lights that beg for the attention. cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Drops 3-Ton Thermobaric Bomb Sending Shockwaves In Ukrainian City (Video) by olisaEze(m):
This country survived after the cold war by selling arms, did you really think they became a world power with just assault rifles & mortar shells alonehuh They might not be as loud as the US but this there is clear evidence that they have the same capacity to wreck damage on a global scale. Someone better warn that lady warming the seat on that high horse, that Putin is not a man to be trifled with. Quit poking the bear!! undecided
CrimeRe: Court Frees Man Accused Of Killing LASTMA Officer by olisaEze(m):
It is clear to the blind and audible to the deaf say, no be today aboki blend chosen. Not even a govt issued uniform can assure ur family of justice wen ur assailant is a chosen. Even an eyewitness account on a knife attack is not evidence enough against a chosen! Na wa…. Nigeria is so easy to defend….. when Nigeria is yet to happen to you. undecided
PoliticsRe: Abdulsalami Told President Tinubu The Plain Truth by olisaEze(m): 1:58pm On Oct 01, 2024
cool
PoliticsRe: At 64, Nigeria Has Lost Its Way- Punch Editorial by olisaEze(m): 11:20am On Oct 01, 2024
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FashionRe: Hassana Ozohu Salisu Crowned Miss Nollywood International 2024/2025 by olisaEze(m): 11:18am On Oct 01, 2024
She fine as Kogi women naturally are, but I know say her mind dey for back as Kogi people own naturally dey. cool
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Offers Marine Gods Almost $400 And A Bottle Of Fanta by olisaEze(m): 12:59pm On Sep 30, 2024
Still won’t give you Otedola typa money. All this just to afford basic social amenities & another person’s used car. Till I see Dangote doing this, religion still remains the opium of the masses. cool
RomanceRe: From BBL Endowment To Soliciting For Funds: The Sad Story Of Moesha Boduoung by olisaEze(m):
A healthy human male’s seed contains millions of sperms. Imagine the gazillions this poor girl carried within her brief reign from millions of pre & post pubescent splatters on her pics. That on its own is enough to cause spiritual stroke on any overzealous kezaiah.

And the way some men will use their massive polar axis to subject pesin pikin into contorting poses, & wheelbarrow style positions, because of small moni wen e wan give, is enough to shift the stabilizing linkage of an upgraded old model.

Well since she failed to plan when the going was good, her plan to fail is now evident to all. undecided
CrimeRe: Soldier Strips Man Naked At Lagos Nightclub For Wearing Military camouflage(vid) by olisaEze(m): 11:03am On Sep 27, 2024
Okay, but did they promote him after or did DHQ increase his salary?? grin
PoliticsRe: HoldINECAccountable Trends As Nigerians Question Edo Poll by olisaEze(m):
It’s the same song & dance. The people will complain, the govt will ignore, because all that will happen is just more talk and no change. The result was no surprise to any with sense, but a case involving an ex-NBA president has to carry a significant amount of honor amongst thie¥es in law …..normally. Unfortunately, the country is now like a jungle were merit, justice & rule of law are foreign concepts meant for academic reference and not practical living. We’re living in the dark ages. cool
PoliticsRe: Drama As Oba Of Benin Counters Oshiomhole In Presence Of Akpabio, Okpebholo, by olisaEze(m): 3:41pm On Sep 26, 2024
The reason why those closer to the earth seem to fall into trouble more than taller people is the chip on their shoulders. Keeps them off balance, making them louder than necessary. The bigger the chip the louder the individual. Just like this briefcase trying to put words into his Oba’s mouth, the palace is not a place for gloating. cheesy

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