₦airaland Forum

The remaining paracetamol the baker used to treat the headache N20k cake caused is what she left for her client to also use.

Bia Olaniyi is everything olryt at home? The man said he grounded his plane because of the high cost of aviation fuel, but it seems it is only u that heard it was to help his staff. Na wetin hunger dey cause be dis so. When others are hearing go right, sapa go dey push ur reasonings go left!

Placing a bet on election winners is by now a moot point. Rather than that, place ur bets on who INEC will announce to eliminate excuses for court verdicts and rigging cases. Don Pedro better pay up, na u lose!

Well best of luck to all of them. Anyhow which way, they’ve made their choice. Congrats to Edo people.

Anyone that can afford 3sq meals in this Tinibulation but rather than fill his stomach, chooses to feed his demons, will get no complaints from me. My complaints are too precious to waste on someone that has money but can’t afford a decent dietitian. Normally money be like pregnancy wey no dey hide, but neegha is beginning to take on the same color as faded black jeans. Be like na distress money e get!

Everyone that complains is now plotting to overthrow the govt. Incidentally, isn’t this statement from a foreign envoy proof enough that his govt is also meddling in another country’s internal politics? Anyone with the slightest clue of Nigerian politics already knows which direction propaganda has been steadily coming from and those acting like they’re on a mission to destroy the country.

I guess u should ask yasef why not, when history records that people supported and still support Hitler till date! Despite all the barbaric, unspeakable & inhumane treatment of the Congolese by Leopold of Belgium, the West still supports him even in death. Evil will always find supporters because a fool is always right in his own eyes. It’s the age old story of the axe & the trees. They’ll keep on voting the axe because of his wooden handle till they are all cut down!

Is this an old pic, because one of them is supposed to be a wanted felon, out on the lam !

Pls till the 2025 budget of Niger State is passed first before I can start applauding. It certainly would be worth the applause, because it’d be the first time in the history of Nigeria that 50% of a State’s annual budget was spent on education. On the other hand, every one knows that talk is very cheap with our current crop of politicians.

Ndi gboo will not just survive but thrive no matter what you throw their way. The innocent Innoson the Reps rejected, is about to blow up like nitro, in their faces, with this new product! This is the direction any sensible govt in this century should be taking and not cNG. And I can bet that demand has exceeded supply by now with just this one customer review. No need for Tesla, just like the beer said "nkea bu nke’anyi!"

He is just observing table manners, you don’t talk while chewing.

I guess we now know the secret to E-money’s seemingly endless supply of cash, his passbook must have Chosen stickers firmly attached to its covers! "Ayam a chosen, ayam a chosen, sapa who are you!" 🤣🤣😂

A couple of retired colleagues sat down together for drinks and a quick reminisce of the good old days. And lazy Nigerians who keep looking to the heavens for a messiah think the answer to their prayers is about to be delivered? Dream on….

He has finally turned Nijeyria to his home country Guinea. Instead of yahoo our young ones now have the option of selling fuel by the roadside like in Benin, Togo & Niger. Fifty million youth empowerment scheme on point! Investigate all u want, Nigerians are not going to do much else with the information than grumble and adjust. Population of cowards pass the rest that want to see this country take its place in the global scheme of things. We’ll just keep adjusting till our future bcoms the same with our dark past. Slaves to our lenders but with indigenous chains designed by the foolishness of our choices.

EnlightenedUFO:
Nigerians are deluded people, much like the maga conspiracy theorists. That's why y'all remain the way you are.

So many words yet no meaning. And which wan is "Nigerians r deluded people", is that why a debate is not a yardstick in determining intelligence & competence? Maybe it’s amongst ur father’s children that the delusion exists, because when u drop ur phone after typing this crap, u’ll still complain about food & fuel prices offline. If that is not the height of delusion/borderline insanity, I wonder what else!

EnlightenedUFO:
You don't use debate as a yardstick

Of course, better to use tribal sentiments & propaganda to assume capacity. Pls tell us how the yardstick u used is working out for Nigerians now?

He wanted to jump out of the mandate and they said, 'not gonna happen!'

History will not say the ronu destroyed Nijeyria, it will say the Yoruba did. And the budget of this institute will be one of the numerous examples made at the expense of the Yoruba race.

Many just rushed to type without actually watching the video clip. Whether in defense or against, just bear in mind that the cost of the new VP lodge alone, could have ended food insecurity, solved insecurity and improved the efficiency of our healthcare sector!

If they say Peter Obi should be likened to Donald Trump, who do they now liken their master that never appeared for a single debate in his political career? Someone that could not even answer their pre-discussed questions in the Chatham House he went to before the elections!😂

Incidentally, most that wait for a messiah always end up not recognizing him when he appears. Eg the Jews & Yeshua. It is now apparent to all that the ladder of political success the Yorubas thought they were climbing, since they helped install Buhari, has been leaning on the wrong wall. The flames of tribalism & nepotism their dullest have been stoking has started frying their own people. Prof Onago C. Shege predicted as such! If you’re disappointed at all then you’re still eyes wide shut! Why anyone with a functioning brain btw their ears would expect something from a man who promised nothing is waaay beyond me! Dem never even reach halftime sef, dem done gas out finish!!😂

Your govt can’t be arresting Binance bosses who honored their invitation and its citizens outside won’t be on the receiving end of a backlash. Cause & effect!

When the Chibok girls saga occurred, they all abused GEJ for not running down to the same State immediately. We dey wait to see when The Experienced One of Lagos lagoon go reach dia. Bayo Orangutan, here’s ur chance to blame it on the Igbo again, na their houses restrict the dam airflow for neck!

Melagros:
COMRADES, to some extent, I don't like the political style of Peter Obi because he is too soft for political issues in Nigeria which need hard or harsh approach

GEJ was soft! PO is soft!! See where the iron-benders wey u dey vote since 2015 don carry you reach!

Wo, death do you & who wetin?? Be guided oo! Hian, na kpalee small bros dey find, no be death abeg! 😂

Shadomaan7:
Peter Obi should stop dodging. He should come out and face his corruption cases.

Name one corruption case pls! All of Nairaland, the DSS and EFCC are waiting too, since u seem to be in possession of information that no one has seen in the public domain. E no hard common man track down Lagospedia, ona turn for here dey come soon, gaskiya!

nasbiafra:
confirm werey na you be,na now i know why people they miss youin other news as nwamaikpe is back and some of us are happy.have you people heard from Boogeyman,I DEY MISS BOOGEYMAN

WTF man?? E go buy fuel since 2 days ago for NNPC, and e never reach him turn!

He is now a stay-at-home dad, working from home as a POS vendor!

Gadafii:
he's a wife beater, his brother is a rapist.

The same man that called others slaves is now in danger of being seen as a possible product of a dysfunctional bloodline!

Magistrate name na Ayilara! Mehn, na to find as dem go use sacrifice appease am o, because only mouth action no dey do these kind deities nowadays.