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Am currently in Barcelona for a few days. Any Nigerians available to meet up with? I plan to see a match at the Camp Nou tomorrow. Will be around till Friday next week...

awhizzle101:
Ok Guys, this is a long read so bear with me.

I had searched for so long for anything or topic related to Gynecomastia in Nigeria to no avail before the poster of this thread finally did and after that I followed it up keenly. I would like to salute the courage of the poster and to say he has inspired me to share my story and process with others that might be suffering this same condition.

You have no idea how psychologically paralyzing this condition is, others might not see it as a big deal but trust me it is. It is a huge deal. What other guys take for granted you are unable to do. Simple things like wear your favorite Tshirt, taking off your shirt in public, play soccer with your guys, going swimming becomes scenes of immense torture to your mind. You are intensely self aware when you wear shirts that your nipples are protruding and therefore everyone is staring at you. The biggest damage this condition does to a guy is psychological and the effects cannot be understated. To every guy suffering from Gynecomastia I know your fears and share your pain.

I have had with this condition for about 20years plus now. I first discovered it in secondary school and now I’m a 34year old man with my own family. I tried everything from when I started having puffy nipples to try to hide it, I used the elastic band from my boxer shorts to wrap around my chest. Lol. After that I researched some pills (bad idea) Pills do not work by the way. Please do not even try to use them, total waste of time. I naively thought at a point that It was just some kind of fluid that was under there that if I buy an injection syringe and suck it out I’d be fine. Lol.
I eventually convinced my parents back then that it was indeed a problem for me and we went to see the doctor but he told me not to worry that it would resolve on it’s own. It never did.

For years I was sad, depressed and distraught and eventually I gave up. I became a master at hiding my condition throughout university no one ever saw my chest, I would go to the bathroom with boxer shorts and hang my towel around my neck just so no one would see my gyno. One thing I stumbled on though that gave me temporary reprieve for many years is the black electrical tape. After trying cello tape and plaster I eventually landed on black electrical wiring tapes. It Works guys. This was what helped me through all these years and I was able to mask my puffy nipples and wear shirts that were fitted and gave me some semblance of normalcy to my life however fake it was.

I always knew that one day I would have surgery as that was the only way to fix this. During my NYSC in Abuja I finally found a plastic surgeon that could do it. She did it under local anesthesia and she did take out some gland but unfortunately for me, she didn’t do nearly enough. She just cut me open for nothing because after weeks of waiting to see any difference there was none. I was intensely depressed not to talk of how pissed I was cause I had spent 180k and this was a lot of money back in 2011.

I have lived with it since then with me and my black tape. I had a black tape everywhere, in my car, in my work bag, at home just so I’m not caught slacking. Lol

I came across a plastic surgeon in Lagos recently and I decided to have another go at getting rid of this Gynecomastia once and for all. From the consultation he put my mind at ease and told me he would use a combination of liposuction and gland excision. Anyways long story short I had my surgery done finally on Wednesday and I’m healing nicely. I’m still in my compression garment so I haven’t seen the result yet but I’ve seen a video from the operating table when they were taking the gland out and for the first time since I can remember in all my life my I saw my Nipples FLAT. My Gyno is finally gone guys. FINALLY!!!! After over 20 years. I still don’t fully believe it. It feels unreal. All these years of suffering just Gone in under 2 hours.

I’ll share my pictures and my recovery photos with you guys as I progress along. I hope I’m able to inspire someone with this condition to not give up and stay positive. I know it’s tough but it’ll be ok in the end.

Great that you shared your experience. Please where did u do it and how much is the cost. Its been an embarrassment for on me for years

GAZZUZZ:
₦40,000

Hi @Gazzuzz, i need 2 units of 215/60/R16 for my Toyota camry 2008. Please whats the cost and is it available?

Jchi9876:
hmmmmm ok Sir?

You for put small ede for that food

Haaaaa.. I don put beef strips there na

Kingrexyl:
I guess you used chopsticks too

Which side? I no sabi use am oo.. I ve used it a couple of times. I was very clumsy with them. I jejely go use my fork

Decided to go Asian in my kitchen....

Chinese chow mein....

Niola2004:
How much u wan sell am

28k

seyionab:
ps4 slim available with fifa 19 cd and 1 control pad at 80k. Also includes demo fifa 20 & pes 2020.

serious buyers only contact 08023140130.

Ur number is not reachable on whatsapp

CuntMiner:
ok i stay in ibadan,what games do u av,and what d memory

I have a PS3 slim complete with two pads for sale with FIFA, Need for Speed, God of War, Mortal Kombat, Fuze.

CuntMiner:
let me know if ur interested in selling to me.thanks

Where is ur location? I have a PS3 with 5 games on it. Clean and not hacked cause i play mostly online. Am selling it cause i upgraded to PS4

eminem1300:
drop ur number

******

tivta:
Hacked?

No

Aonkuuse:
How much

30k

I have a PS3 slim complete with two pads for sale with FIFA, Need for Speed, God of War, Mortal Kombat, Fuze.

To sack the coach dey fear am.. His style of play clearly does not suit a team like Barcelona. For a second rate team yes it might work not for a team that wants to challenge for trouphies.

chiboy1116:
buying coutinho was one of the biggest mistakes FCB ever made and I even had ideas it was gonna end of this way . Malcolm was thrown out when he wasn't even given any chance by the clueless man . Bartomeu will ruin Barcelona B4 his tenure ends in 2021 I swear .... Barcelona are already in debt , if they sign neymar again ? I swear you guys might not make any transfers in 3 years just to cover your debts . Barcelona's problem isn't the team , that team alone without Messi is better or equal to most teams in Europe , Messi should be difference between Barca and other teams and this is why peps Barca is the greatest team ever . They were already out of this without Messi or xavi or iniesta sef , if them add Messi and kill them wan kill u be that .


Barcelona's problem is the coach , sack that dude . I don't know why bartomeu doesn't want to accept he fails , though I am not surprised , barto used to play for the Espanyol basket ball team , why would that kind of pesn be a president to FCB , he might be an undercover agent u know .

I don dey fear now say the coach go mess Griezman up...

chiboy1116:
not really bro , u know why?
1 the midfield in South America teams isn't that good , only Brazil had a really good midfield compared to others
2 coutinho has cuntmiro to do all his dirty works and South American refs allow more contact than European refs .
3 coutinho succeeded in Liverpool cos he had this players who press really well , Barcelona's defensive football has always been on pressing real well until this long proboscis monkey came in . It's bad enough that Messi and Suarez don't press , adding coutinho to that means Barcelona defends with only 7 men when dembele isn't playing .


PS : valverde also contributed to the failure in some way , he's not that smart tbh , if u guys had a better coach he would find a way to accommodate coutinho but it still wouldn't bring the best out of him cause he still gets in messis way and he's slow , but I think it's more on coutinhos position not been in the kind of football Barcelona used to play than on the coach , though he might succeed as a false winger but he will get in messis way , unless yall are prepared to let go of Messi . And this is why griezman might also be a failure in FCB .

As in.. U sell Malcom and leave Dembele. Brother wey dey be like mumu at times. Honestly he is a Barca B player at best if not for the money spent on him.

Auxigen:
Asin ehnn! After our loss to LIVERPOOL I gave up on that stupid coach. . .now what is Griezmann coming to do?!

Actually it was down to the coach who was intent on playing him out wide. If u had watches Coutinho in Copa America u go see how d bros dey ball! I believe that coach has to go really. We have the players now we need a system

chiboy1116:
coutinho didn't work cause he has no place in the system , Messi already plays there and coutinho can't bench any center midfielder in FCB , they are all better than him in that position cause he doesn't press or defend and is already really low on stamina , dude De tire after 60mins . I think dembele is injury prone , he's injured again , Barcelona has had the worst transfers in the last 4 years they have spent more than a billion and can't still win even one UCL title , u guys are lucky u have Messi , I swear bah , if Messi retires , Barca's laliga title would be the 4th position . Football boring , attack sterile , everything turninoninown . Valverde is still in charge , I can't even believe that , I like Barcelona sha , but u guys are going the acmilan way , Madrid losing Ronaldo would be a joke to when Messi leave Barcelona if valverde is not sacked , y'all are still doing friends FC , Suarez still starts no matter the shit he pulls , alba still starts even when he plays horribly , Roberto is your golden boy . Barcelona should sit down and think about what to do , bartomeu is already ruining your finances . Barcelona are already in debt of almost a billion , if neymar comes , u guys might not have the cash to sign any player for the next 3 years unless u sell your stadium rights and rename it . A 6 year old would run Barcelona better , even my g.mama knows valverde is a midtable coach . U guys should have hired tuchel, favre, naglesman , Martinez (maybe) or even your b-team coach till xavi has more experience . Seems like I know too much about FCb already , ronaldinho caused it sha.

Totally true bro. Till today u still wonder why the board left Valverde in charge. He seems totally clueless and without any guile. Last season he sold Munir and Alacer and then brought in Boateng. He never gave Malcom a chance, kept playing Coutinho out of position. E dey vex me die

chiboy1116:
coutinho didn't work cause he has no place in the system , Messi already plays there and coutinho can't bench any center midfielder in FCB , they are all better than him in that position cause he doesn't press or defend and is already really low on stamina , dude De tire after 60mins . I think dembele is injury prone , he's injured again , Barcelona has had the worst transfers in the last 4 years they have spent more than a billion and can't still win even one UCL title , u guys are lucky u have Messi , I swear bah , if Messi retires , Barca's laliga title would be the 4th position . Football boring , attack sterile , everything turninoninown . Valverde is still in charge , I can't even believe that , I like Barcelona sha , but u guys are going the acmilan way , Madrid losing Ronaldo would be a joke to when Messi leave Barcelona if valverde is not sacked , y'all are still doing friends FC , Suarez still starts no matter the shit he pulls , alba still starts even when he plays horribly , Roberto is your golden boy . Barcelona should sit down and think about what to do , bartomeu is already ruining your finances . Barcelona are already in debt of almost a billion , if neymar comes , u guys might not have the cash to sign any player for the next 3 years unless u sell your stadium rights and rename it . A 6 year old would run Barcelona better , even my g.mama knows valverde is a midtable coach . U guys should have hired tuchel, favre, naglesman , Martinez (maybe) or even your b-team coach till xavi has more experience . Seems like I know too much about FCb already , ronaldinho caused it sha.

LongrichPlanet:
I love this deal. Shame it didn't work out for Coutinho at Barca. He is a fantastic player

As a Barcelona fan, this deal is very painful. Coutinho did not flourish because we had a dodgy coach who did not know how to utilize him... It is also strange that we sold him and left two injury prone players in Dembele and Rafinha... Na wa oo

iLegendd:
I rebuke your curse and I reverse it. Your tongue is your problem, work on it. You shared an emotional story to tell people how poor you are. No, you are not poor.

Now, I have read it. Even when some Nigerians are guilty, they'll call God and curse themselves. Lying is like a culture.

I'm not calling you a liar, but at least you should've rejected the work when you knew it was too cheap. At least you should've cooperated with me when I was CURIOUS.

This is why SARS always shoot people. When a SARS man is curious, cooperate. If he does anything bad to you, you can later report online and inform a higher authority. Trying to claim right is dangerous.

Yes, you're right in this case, but all I needed was your cooperation. Every single question I asked you, you defended it with something else. You dismissed all the answers I needed, it was suspicious. If you were in my shoes, wouldn't you suspect?

For sending you card, I just realized if I send it through bank, you'll get my account details and there are too many scammers on Nairaland. They can even transfer fraudulent money to your account to implicate you for what you know not.

So, I chose to send it via card. It's safer for me. For your book, I forgot and I apologize. Send me your email to get it.

If I promised you any extra money, how much is it and I'll transfer it as card.

I know you'll say you don't need them anymore.

For the thing you sent me, I'm going to delete it. If I use it behind your back, let whatever I ask for in life never come through. I hope this settles the case.

Your work has been deleted and you've been paid via card. If you still want me to pay you again via bank, send me your account number and I'll use someone else's account to send it.

So, I lost, but at least, I have a funny story to tell. Thank you for refusing to cooperating with me and making everything escalate. I'll put the project on hold till 2020 and look for someone else.

Brother you should have explained to him before changing your agreement. Besides, if you use quick teller it will not show your account details. Do well and pay your debts

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