TemplarLandry:
The lying machine from Agulu.

jeromestarks:
See him standing and smiling with a clean christian girl.
Islam is a punishment to the poor.

I can see surgery scar line in his head.
I could see his eyes looking unbalanced.
I could also see his mouth clearly out of place.

This guy has never been the same since the day he fell from power bike.

Bobloco:

https://dailypost.ng/2023/07/13/first-lady-remi-tinubu-doles-out-n250000-to-trademore-flood-victims/

Danisaint112:
Never had a girlfriend. Still single. Probably the reason I don't understand what heartbreak or setback by women is. Progressing fine and steadily.

Some have assumed I am a gay. Funny.

I understood at a very young age that as a man if you can control your sexual urge and stay way from women over 77% of your problem is solved.

BigBlackPreek:
I'm 31 and never had a girlfriend

Kenneth4u205:
We don't do organ mining in south east . Maybe his dad is Yoruba Muslim while the mom is Igbo

DamnnNiggarr:


I join my Boss and mentor, His Excellency, Dr Peter Gregory Obi to say, happy birthday to you, our amiable Professor Wole Soyinka.
May your days be long on Earth.


please celebrate the Prof and move on, today is his day.

obembet:
My dear Nairalanders, kindly save me from this loan Marchant. I was deceived by Thier agent.

Please ignore my typing errors.

According to Otijah

I have been borrowing from this app for sometime now until I decided to stop due to the one week duration they do give and the high interest rate during this interval

After 2days an agent of them chatted me up and told me about the increment in my loan to 50k and and extended duration of 1 month, I told him if its not what he said then I will wait he said no problem. He even said I should carry him along while doing it.

I went to the app clicked on it and saw 55k to pay 66k and after I did it I received an alert of 38k in my account instead of the 55k and a one week duration at that to pay 66k.

I chatted that agent to tell him about the outcome but he ignored me, I called him up he refused to answer, I told him I want to refund the money because I don't need it, as I did tell him initially yet he was ignoring me.

After three days I contacted another agent of theirs and told him about the incident he later gave me an account number to refund the principal, which I did immediately

Fast forward to one week later these people started threatening the hell of my life that I must pay those interest, that is non of their business. One even openly told me that they are trained to Deceive their customers and tell them lies do at to attract them.

Even till today am still receiving threatening messages from them

please I need an appropriate place to channel this. thanks

Absuchat:

Waste of printing ink

Salary:



**Hippo!!
**Remember the day I fought one!!
**The beast nearly got me killed!!
**Shít wasn't funny in retrospect!!


.........fúck the government!!

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Nice one baby girl

We too get Brain for Edo state

Name top five jamb higest score....two Edo born dey inside

Stephen Aguele from Edo state – 358 ( second position)
John Fulfilment from Edo state – 356 ( fifth position)

The heart beat of the nation for a reason

Femisode:
Who put word for this one mouth

Biodun556:



Mmesoma Ejikeme's first choice is Unilag.

Her second choice is LASU

Her third choice is LASPOTECH

All these institutions are in Lagos.

She completely ignored all universities in Southeast.

She wants to study in an environment where there is no sit at home.

MrBroke:


Pray to God to help a thief take somebody's money. Which kine God you dey pray to self

Likoya:
Omo, Nairalanders make Una pray for me oohhh, Client wey I don dey chat with for almost five months now, she don promise to invest 50k dollars worth of BTC with me tomorrow.. God!!!!!!!!

Styluss:
Ashewo
Labake ma daa lohun oo, o ti ni iyawo merin o

labake1:



Funny, mo ti gbo
E wa gbe mi kin ri agbara yin

labake1:



Mi o fe, e se
Te ba trip, e ma injure o

labake1:



Allah ki a ye

God1000:
I don't even use Twitter, Facebook is my favourite.

bhella10:
Yeye generals that are just feeding fat without doing anything. Go home now!

lordimmaogidi:
Fruitless meeting.

LordErrk:


Head dey pain you? Or you just decided not to understand what you read?

labake1:
Omo! we never finish Banky W saga, Davido own dey happen.


I never wanted to say anything about it but I feel for Chioma. With the fact that she lost her son, she is losing everywhere. Other baby mamas are not saying anything because they already have a tie with Davido (las las, the 30GB go reach their side). I just hope she gets pregnant and give birth soon so that she will have something. I still support Hakim's ex wife for demanding such amount of money and properties from him because you can't cheat on me and go free. I must be compensated


As a woman, once you accept that men are naturally promiscuous, you will have peace of mind.

My advice for women is that before you get married, have a life. With this, you won't be bothered if your man is acting disgraceful.

Men, what do you want?
Men, is true that you have a community diiçk?

LordErrk:


I think it's for the mental health. People feel a sense of comfort when they believe a higher power is going through it with them.
But op should meet a urologist sha. He may be having a neurogenic bladder, which most times, is from a cns lesion

ChybuzzDD:


Don't quote any stupid PBAT here.
How much of the "necessary" sufferings is he, his family and friends undoing now?
Rubbish!

crossfm:
Hehehe.

The only logical thing to do is to cut cost,cut cost and cut cost.

Freezer's and light can't be on unnecessary. Once things are frozen just off the freezer. Look for energy saving bulbs.
If you have car now plan your movement,no more using car to go and barb your hair .

I was one of those who was against the unplanned removal of subsidy. I support the removal,but is of the view that measures on how to tackle the effect of the removal, should be in motion first.

We might have backed different people during the election,but the reality on ground now is that we are now in this together.

The ones laughing,the policies of the government,the ones supporting and even the neutral one,we are all in this together.

My wish is that all the sacrifices Nigerians are making now should never be for nothing.

squash47:
The girl no fine....