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Properties / Re: Tenant Moved His Bike Up A Six Storey Building (pictures) by OLOKOESHIN: 11:44am On Jun 30, 2023
eliyke:
Na toy bike 4 children,Dis house b like all dose indian ghetto houses
May be each building of the storeys has those slippery staircases for disabled people. So it's easy ride down to his apartment. May be
Business / Re: Naira Now Undervalued After Float, Bank Of America Says by OLOKOESHIN: 11:10am On Jun 30, 2023
jmoore:
The analysts are obviously myopic. Nigeria is an importing country, therefore expecting a dollar to be 650 naira next year won't happen. Tens of billions of dollars from crude oil revenue is not enough to meet the demand of forex.
They are just willing to milk Nigeria Dry
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: Cashless Policy Or Not, My Election Victory Was Always Sure by OLOKOESHIN: 10:43pm On Jun 29, 2023
WhisperedNoise:

It's Yakubu's doing.
Wawuu
Yakubu is also God's creation so sharap
Why won't APC win a divisive house self
Imagine it's only APC vs PDP then Asiwaju must've retired by now
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Grand Welcome At The Palace Of The Alake Of Egbaland by OLOKOESHIN: 6:15pm On Jun 29, 2023
Pepper them Presido🌶️🌶️

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Celebrities / Re: Cheating Scandal: Speed Darlington Advises Davido To Use Withdrawal Method by OLOKOESHIN: 6:14pm On Jun 29, 2023
Bmaster:
you can still be hard only if you didn't waste all of them.
Just waste some and leave some in ur pipe,and you are good to go
Twins loading. Continue,🌶️
Celebrities / Re: Cheating Scandal: Speed Darlington Advises Davido To Use Withdrawal Method by OLOKOESHIN: 6:01pm On Jun 29, 2023
SenatePresdo:


After about 30 mins, or when your dick must have came down grin
Sha dey take enough clean water grin. Davido dey chill with better healthy drink after every round
Celebrities / Re: Cheating Scandal: Speed Darlington Advises Davido To Use Withdrawal Method by OLOKOESHIN: 5:26pm On Jun 29, 2023
SenatePresdo:
Withdrawal method done the right way will almost never get any girl pregnant.

But many Guys have falled victim of botched withdrawal method, which they ended up impregnating the lady.

If you are a 2-3 rounds man, after the first withdrawal don't make the mistake of entering her back even if it's after 2 hours later.
There are still residues of sperm cells resting in your penis, once you enter her back, pre sperm fluid will gladly convey them into her womb grin
If you like do withdrawal method the second time, you are at risk already.

Best way is, anytime you are done with the first round, make sure you Urinate so that the left over sperm cells would be killed or washed away.
If you want to go for 3rd round, make sure you urinate again.

it's better to cum outside than to cum inside when you are not ready to take her inside lipsrsealed
To urinate after withdraw dey hard person most time..why?

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Celebrities / Re: Cheating Scandal: Speed Darlington Advises Davido To Use Withdrawal Method by OLOKOESHIN: 5:23pm On Jun 29, 2023
BigBlackPreek:
Lol wahala for no sabi withdraw oh

abi na me go withdraw for Davido ?

but Speed Darlington should have advised him on this before now

never the less he still can be of help by teaching him the withdrawal mode

abeg nothing consign me mtcheww
Can someone withdraw and still be hard like he said?🌶️
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Gotten To This Point? by OLOKOESHIN: 2:14pm On Jun 29, 2023
olisefom:
Normal.
The poverty induced. Yes!

Time induced too. Sometimes, it's not that you don't have money sef...maybe you just constantly forget to restock.
Most people constantly forget to restock or person will now be looking for toothpaste to brush early morning you need to go work or class. Most people talking about poverty might not be as rich as the person that used to use it like that once In a while
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sweden Police Grant Permit For Koran Burning Protest Outside Mosque by OLOKOESHIN: 2:41pm On Jun 28, 2023
Dshocker:
Nigeria Northern Muslims will not like this...
No Muslim will like it all over the world. Likewise no religion will like it burn its Holy book. So Sharap

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Foreign Affairs / Re: South Koreans Become Younger Under New Age-counting Law by OLOKOESHIN: 12:34pm On Jun 28, 2023
Femich18:
This old system of counting seems funny to me
They are just stressing themselves
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Star Ignores Sexual Assault Allegations - Pulse Sports by OLOKOESHIN: 3:26am On Jun 28, 2023
I dedicate this FTC to my man Father of all Nation. Davido OBO
Sports / Re: Nigerian Footballer Jailed In Denmark Over Sexual Assault by OLOKOESHIN: 3:22am On Jun 28, 2023
Let me dedicate this my FTC to all lovers of Nigeria that gave us President Tinubu and massively voted against Twitter President Religious War
Politics / Re: President Bola Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Trips To Paris, London by OLOKOESHIN: 6:29pm On Jun 27, 2023
Felabrity:
What did the druglord achieve with his visit?
Picture with NOI, France president and what?
Ask your snuff sniffing Father at home

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Politics / Re: Muhammad Pate Declines GAVI Position For Appointment As Tinubu Minister by OLOKOESHIN: 11:31am On Jun 27, 2023
stanech:
Because it will be easier to steal locally. grin
Their pays for their labor is your problem
Why can't also up your game in your chosen field to be exceptional??
Travel / Re: Sallah: Osun Govt Cancels Free Train Ride From Lagos by OLOKOESHIN: 10:02am On Jun 27, 2023
successmatters:
It's a very poor state, wonder why they are giving free services there. Almost the poorest state in Nigeria.
Your state also poor. Come out and tell us your state

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Science/Technology / Re: Helen Ugoeze Okereke Develops Electronics Controlled With Speech (Video) by OLOKOESHIN: 9:49am On Jun 27, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
Igbo Amaka. Over to Peter Obi to celebrate her
Peter Obi will soon use his Twitter handle

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Returns Today, May Present Ministerial List After Sallah by OLOKOESHIN: 9:29am On Jun 27, 2023
taylor89:
Congratulations to Hellinus freesuff madridguy seunmsg and the rest of APC staunch supporters

E sure me say una name go dey the ministerial list

Na when I no see una name na there I go get problem with una
Watch out for ma name
I would give you SA if you are above 25
Politics / Re: House Of Reps Speaker, Tajudeen Yusuf Visits Buhari In London by OLOKOESHIN: 11:34pm On Jun 26, 2023
Offpointng:
I honestly had expected him to be chilling in Pakistan, Saudi Arabia or Syria

They'd hate Christians back home but travel to Christian dominated countries to chill, vacation and also send their kids there to school. Bunch of Idiotic Hypocrites angry
You think British guys carry religion for 75percent of their brains like you and una yahoo Naija pastors
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 49 Internet Fraud Suspects In Ekiti, Oyo by OLOKOESHIN: 4:48pm On Jun 26, 2023
FOOTSOLDIER2:
IDME with sense

I hate ISLAM
Ok
Let's see where your hate carry you go
Politics / Re: You Are A Shameless Merchant Of Falsehood: Ogun APC, Gbenga Daniel Clash by OLOKOESHIN: 4:39pm On Jun 26, 2023
Error ni Daniel

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Agriculture / Re: My Snail And Vegetable Backyard Garden by OLOKOESHIN: 4:07pm On Jun 26, 2023
ahnie:
I tried it last year for about a week and gave up.

Boy the process of caring for them is not only killing,but also time consuming.
How many months do they even use to grow very very big

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Politics / Re: We Will Increase Tariff From July 1 - AEDC Alerts Customers by OLOKOESHIN: 2:54am On Jun 26, 2023
Antiurchins:
1. 7.5% VAT on diesel
2. Fuel subsidy removed
3. Electricity tariff hiked
4. University tuition increased to 400K+
5. Naira devalued
6. Same old politicians lined up to continue the looting

While
7. FG Votes ₦24 Billion For 10th NASS Members’ Accommodation
8. Elected Politicians, Judges Set To Get 114% Salary Raise

The only solution is Nigerians must shun tribalism and religion expecially (y0l0ba Muzlems) and hold these politicians responsible. Or else we will all die.
PitObi supporter comprises of the following:
1. 50% stark illiterate( these categories include SSCE dropped holder, Poly dropout, certificate forgers, Special center JAMB/WAEC center candidate & lastly lecturer sorting graduates).

2. Corrupt People( included lawywes & G-boys
supporter includes
3. Ethnic bigots
4. Opportunist media outlets
5. G-boys' agbodegbas (skit makers & dead career actors and actresses)
6. Premium olosho, work related style olosho, fake business operators a.k.a 491s
7. People whose heart is filled with hate & bile
Politics / Re: May 29: Anxiety As Supreme Court Decides Tinubu-Shettima’s Fate by OLOKOESHIN: 2:52am On Jun 26, 2023
Mcslize:
Let me start to laugh at all those that think Tinubu will be sworn in. Buhahahaha! Buhaha buhabuha! Haha buha!

Una eyes go soon clear. It will be like play for una eyes. Obi is your next president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Take it or leave it. Nigeria must be be redeemed. You can't stop a moving train or else you will get crashed on it.

Mortal men think they can undo God's plan for the country.

Permit me to laugh in advance, buha buhaha Bula ba Bala blu buhahahaha!. It will shock you guys. How it kor be now?

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PitObi supporter comprises of the following:
1. 50% stark illiterate( these categories include SSCE dropped holder, Poly dropout, certificate forgers, Special center JAMB/WAEC center candidate & lastly lecturer sorting graduates).

2. Corrupt People( included lawywes & G-boys
supporter includes
3. Ethnic bigots
4. Opportunist media outlets
5. G-boys' agbodegbas (skit makers & dead career actors and actresses)
6. Premium olosho, work related style olosho, fake business operators a.k.a 491s
7. People whose heart is filled with hate & bile
Politics / Re: Nuhu Ribadu Appreciates Support Over Appointment As NSA by OLOKOESHIN: 9:42pm On Jun 25, 2023
Angelfrost:
I await serious results...!

Buhari promised to end terrorism and insecurity in 6 months... It got worse in the space of 8 years!
PitObi supporter comprises of the following:
1. 50% stark illiterate( these categories include SSCE dropped holder, Poly dropout, certificate forgers, Special center JAMB/WAEC center candidate & lastly lecturer sorting graduates).

2. Corrupt People( included lawywes & G-boys
supporter includes
3. Ethnic bigots
4. Opportunist media outlets
5. G-boys' agbodegbas (skit makers & dead career actors and actresses)
6. Premium olosho, work related style olosho, fake business operators a.k.a 491s
7. People whose heart is filled with hate & bile

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Politics / Re: Reuben Abati, Rufai Oseni Hail Tinubu For Representing Nigeria Well In France by OLOKOESHIN: 7:18pm On Jun 25, 2023
Ofunaofu:
This is more like a mockery

Because as far as Nigerians are concerned, Tinubu only went there to kiss, hug, shake hands, peck and smile at other attendees of the summit
If I may ask. Did you hear all the Presidents at the event talk?? Hate will soon take life outta your body. 💥 You're forgotten

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Education / Re: Peter Obi Celebrates Five Nigerians' Academic Excellence In China. by OLOKOESHIN: 5:42pm On Jun 25, 2023
Bluewords:
Obi doesn't joke with Education
Like Anambra boys on the street of Onitsha. Obituary

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin’s Secret Police Raid Wagner Headquarters, Find £38million Cash In Vans by OLOKOESHIN: 9:47am On Jun 25, 2023
Abfinest007:
Getting bored over this Russia case
I no even like their news on the thread
Health / Re: Help On Permanent Cure For Bad Breath by OLOKOESHIN: 5:05pm On Jun 24, 2023
Enskynelson:
Since April 2022 😳
May our case not last like this before we find solution.
Lol
Music/Radio / Re: What Is That New Song You Just Can't Get Off Your Head Right Now... by OLOKOESHIN: 10:37am On Jun 24, 2023
Smoothie by Lankey
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Holds Diaspora Engagement In Paris (Videos & Photos) by OLOKOESHIN: 8:52am On Jun 24, 2023
abobote:
I wanted to watch Tinubu taking their questions, but as expected I didn't see it.

Tinubu is too dull for this kind of engagement
Can you Dad even talk in any Official Public outing?

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