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Politics › Re: Without Lagos & Rivers: Check The VAT Generated By Each Geopolitical Zone by oloshun(m): 7:17pm On Dec 19, 2025

LegendHero:
You never get update bro. They are now asking you to remove Ogun state too.

That Twitter thread is very funny.

Please what’s the original post on X. I am laughing hard at work and my colleagues want to know why. So please share with me the original post. But the funniest part is the guy that says maybe they should remove South-west from South-west to balance the equation. Bro, na mathematics we Dey do or Geography?

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Celebrities › Re: Bonnie Blue: British Porn Star Who Slept With 1000 Men In 24 Hours Fined £9! by oloshun(m): 10:19pm On Dec 13, 2025

Honestly, one should not judge people by face value. Two years ago, I was coming to Nigeria with Lufthansa. And when I got to Frankfurt, as a guy, I say make I take tow shots. This girl was sitting beside me at the bar and started telling business proposal. In fact, I still have her number. Life no just balance.

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Travel › Re: Jakarta Becomes The World’s Largest City, According To New UN Data by oloshun(m): 7:34pm On Dec 02, 2025

muyico:
Any economy benefits?? Xx

Bro, as in, there many opportunities that side. Anything you know how to do, sells:

Family › Re: Which Is Harder To Raise, A Boy Child Or A Girl Child? by oloshun(m): 9:47pm On Dec 01, 2025

If not for the rise in numbers of OS role models, girls are easier to raise. Gut I be guy. One opportunity without guide. You don lose ground. Mothers know when girls are making some moves, but fathers will be he is just like me. I used to be a guy. This guy is doing until he know what he was boasting of is not about girls but drugs, cultism, kidnapping, and assassin. E go come clear.

Nairaland General › Re: What Is That Privilege You Believe People Take For Granted? [picture] by oloshun(m): 11:34am On Nov 17, 2025

I think is our existence. You can do anything while you are still breathing. But we think we are doing it all without thinking that we can only do things while living. So I think we sleeping and wake up is underrated.

Celebrities › Re: Brenay Kennard Ordered To Pay $1.75M For Destroying Marriage by oloshun(m): 6:22pm On Nov 13, 2025

Funny enough na my county court this thing happen. I just Dey laugh.

Education › Re: I Went Back To My Alma Mater, The University Of Ibadan, To Do This (photos) by oloshun(m): 3:27pm On Oct 26, 2025

Hopez456:
Greatest Uites! Greatest Gbagba!

I guess you're a zikite?
Well done bro!

Are you a Zikite? I am. I finished 2011.

Celebrities › Re: Obesere To Wed Yinka TNT As Second Wife by oloshun(m): 1:14am On Sep 19, 2025

Diamond098454:
He's a broke man

I don’t know how you reason oooo. But you see that broad wet you Dey see so? I swear Nija musician we go contest with am apart from K1 go try. Bro no be by mouth ooo. Na Abasido wey Dey talk here oooo?

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Sports › Re: D’tigress To Face Mali In 2025 Women’s Afrobasket Final by oloshun(m): 6:20pm On Aug 03, 2025

Image123:
It should be a done deal, except that many of those Malians fit be Nigerians or grew up in Nigeria. So dem fit strong like our girls or stronger sef. But i think motivation full ground for D'tigress.

Bros those Malian girls get as e be ooo. I don’t even know where their coach train. But I know we will win. But they will stress us.

Education › Re: What Will You Do If Your Examiner Sets This Type Of Question? Stay Or Leave by oloshun(m): 5:17pm On Jul 30, 2025

I swear, this kind question, if you see am run. Half of the class go fail.

Travel › Re: U.S Delta Plane Catches Fire Mid-Air, Shortly After Takeoff (Photos, Video) by oloshun(m): 7:31pm On Jul 24, 2025

iwaeda:
Once I entered plane, the first thing I do is to confess my sins and commit my soul unto the Lord's hands. The remaing time,depending on duration, sleep and watch latest films, especially on Emirates, watch live games and news. KLM and Air France, same, but Lufthansa, no comments.

Do you like Lufthansa, sincerely, it is a great airline

Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Girl With Fibroid?? by oloshun(m): 1:45pm On Jul 22, 2025

Talkisneeded:
It’s treatable,100 percent treatment…

What if you get married and she develops fibroid,will you divorce her?!!

Let’s start from there ….

Bro do you know a potent treatment? My younger sister is battling with a serious one presently.

But again,what’s life without proper bedmatics skills seff,I’m here to solve all your woes

Politics › Re: Visa Policy Shifts: A New Era For Nigerian Travellers? by oloshun(m): 8:04pm On Jul 13, 2025

The reproduction makes sense. Because my wife got her visa in 2 hours

Islam › Re: Some Things That Can Throw A Muslim Out Of Islam! by oloshun(m): 6:10pm On Jul 11, 2025

ChristCee:
Mr. Seun and mods of Nairaland, so much for religion tolerance. Just take a look at this number three

3 – Whoever does not regard the Mushrikeen (Christians, Jews and other Non-Muslims) as kaafirs, or doubts that they are kaafirs, or regards their way as correct, is a kaafir.

and his number 2

2 – Whoever sets up intermediaries between himself and Allaah, asks them to intercede, and puts his trust in them, is a kaafir (disbeliever) according to scholarly consensus.

Why is such a post not deleted yet? Would you be okay when Christians start doing the same?

A post is openly disrespecting the freedom of religion, the ideals of peaceful co-existence, national peace, unity and even our heritage (traditional religion and culture) and you condone it? So much for improvements to Nairaland. Please hire better mods.

Honestly, this is terrible. So me. As a Babàlawo, I am in danger.

Celebrities › Re: Berry White Slumps And Dies In Her House by oloshun(m): 11:53pm On Jun 21, 2025

She was a girl, I talk to her sometimes ago that I wanted to do nd she said it is process

Nairaland General › Re: Something You Tried Once And Instantly Knew It Wasn't For You by oloshun(m): 3:46pm On Jun 17, 2025

Mine was doing my second Masters degree, I can’t wait to end this MBA in May. You are invited for the graduation ceremony if you are around in North Carolina. At least make we chop drink.

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Culture › Re: Itsekiri And Olukumi Form Alliance, Share History, Celebrate Exchange (Pics) by oloshun(m): 5:21pm On Jun 09, 2025

DeLaRue:
Yorubas are not Olukunmi because 'that's what they call them in Delta'.

As a word, Olukunmi has been part of the Yoruba lexicon from time immemorial.

It means My Friend.

In places like Owo, and I think may be Okitipupa, in Ondo State and a few other places, till today, you refer to your friend as Olukunmi. People from these places don't instinctively use 'ore' as those from Oyo, Lagos, Ekiti etc do.

It is no coincidence that the Itshekiri and the Olukumi's migration from Yoruba land originated from or passed through Owo.

You really explained the migration patter. You are gifted.

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Sports › Re: David Alaba Visits Nigeria For The First Time, Spotted At Fela's Shrine(photos) by oloshun(m): 8:04pm On Jun 03, 2025

Usenak:
Enjoy your roots. We never would know what your dazzling input would have had on the super eagles defence.

Imagine having this guy in our defense?

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Sports › Re: David Alaba Visits Nigeria For The First Time, Spotted At Fela's Shrine(photos) by oloshun(m): 8:02pm On Jun 03, 2025

AutoConsultng:
Doesn't even look like him

You are right! I think the reason is we never saw him with face cap/hat before. So his look changed. But a friend of his whom I know in Vienna confirmed he is Nigeria.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: The World Remembers George Flyod Five Years After by oloshun(m): 8:46pm On May 25, 2025

Each time I remember his name and the incident, I get lost. I mean this guy did NOTHING! Yet, he was forced to depart.

Politics › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Visits President Bola Ahmed Tinubu by oloshun(m): 11:48pm On May 16, 2025

Vio761:
Almighty God, Please let my helpers be among people reading this comment. I'm so dry and I need to be rescued, any amount will be appreciated I'm taking basic 3 and salary have not been paid getting to 2 months, Currently, I'm working on getting other job.
Your support will help me get through this difficult period.Thank you and God bless

Where are you from?

Politics › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Visits President Bola Ahmed Tinubu by oloshun(m): 11:47pm On May 16, 2025

UncleAyo:
I wish I could keep loving the Alaafin as I used to before and during his coronation. The story of his selection is of fate, mercy, favor and grace but then after...

I hope he will make us proud... carry himself with grace... invest in leadership education... read books... surround himself with and take advice from wise men...

Baba, all Aladdin’s grow to power from that ascension. At the beginning it is like that. The more they more years the more they are told stories of their ancestors and the more they are given powers

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 16th May 2025 by oloshun(m): 10:33pm On May 16, 2025

BabaO2:
I gave the goal to Reece James. That guy na 100% baller.

I tell you. How will person go Dey look ground and make that accurate delivery? Please tell me. Post match interview, James said he knew Cucu would be either arriving that spot or had arrived. I asked my is Cucu a striker? Lol

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Politics › Re: President Tinubu Honored With Traditional Title ‘dike Si-mba 1’ In Anambra by oloshun(m): 10:09pm On May 08, 2025

Obiedun:
The rejected stone has now become a pillar in the east. The mouth that the snail used to insult the gods will be used to lick the ground

You must be from Obatala family.

Food › Re: Evette Quoibia sets Guinness Record For Longest Cooking Marathon (Photo) by oloshun(m): 6:40pm On May 01, 2025

This humble girl; you will never know who she is until she is introduced. Like, too humble. She is always shy to say who she is. She will be like, I am Evette. But mehn, people sabi her and she sabi people.

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Science/Technology › Re: Animals That Don't Die When Snake Bites Them by oloshun(m): 4:39pm On May 01, 2025

You see that honey badger, I swear fear them. They no Dey fear anything. Not even big cars like tigers or lions.

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Romance › Re: How do I get her back please by oloshun(m): 5:43pm On Apr 24, 2025

A lot has happened this year but this is the funniest thing; did this guy say he really loves her, yet sleeping with her friend? Please I need the analysis.

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Politics › Re: Arewa Youth President Gives VDM 48 Hours To Apologize To Sultan Of Sokoto(Video) by oloshun(m): 10:26pm On Apr 17, 2025

Justaweekhealin:
Lol.
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Celebrities › Re: Portable’s Signee In Tears, Pleads For The Release Of His Label Boss(photos/vid) by oloshun(m): 2:34am On Apr 15, 2025

Neriaku:
Please dear people of Nigerian forgive me,
Have mercy on me, if I can help myself I won't be here begging for your help, please come to my aid, I've been seeking assistance on nairaland.
I'm celestine am 32 year of age frm Enugu State Awgu L G A.I have a spine injury @ neck that has have keeps me indoor mostly for d past 17 years.It also affected my hand making me not able to use my finger normally i.e I can't pick up thing from floor.
my problem now is that life has been very difficult for me and .to provide feeding and some medicine is hard,
I don't have anything doing for now.living with pains and bed sore on both Buttocks and continual urine Infection,Not able to Go for
routine hospital visit due lack of funds.
Please I am pleading to well meaning Nigerians come to mine aid,I recently lost my mom . she been the one caring me All this years. she been sick for long due to complication of high sugar level
I'm asking for your financial help to enable go for medical, the last doctor i see said I need to do MRI scan test, which I don't have the funds for now,pls no matter how
Small it will enable me get some medicine,food and other basic items for my daily SCI cares.
I depend on some daily medical supplies for survival pls I need your help.
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Celestine
First Bank

Location: Nkpor anambra state.plz try reach on WhatsApp if it touches you to help,am available for video call/physical verification my phone number and address is not hidden.please Watch the video evidence below to confirm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExhbKEvGwD8

please come to my aid I don't have any other choice, I'm not a scammer if to say life was a little bit easy for me I won't be doing this always I can prove my condition beyond any reasonable doubt. one of the document below is my hospital file not a receipt. thanks and remain blessed

I can’t imagine how a sick person without spinal cord would be changing and opening new accounts on a daily begging for money..

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Celebrities › Re: Without Bias, Who Is The Most Popular Celebrity Of All Times ? by oloshun(m): 10:31pm On Apr 12, 2025

After Jesus Christ, MJ is the most popular person dead and alive of all times.

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