FutureFocus:
Asus Nexus

2GB RAM

32 inbuilt Memory

Android 6.0
Wi-Fi only

25,000. You can still ask for discount

Location is Lekki

Contact details on my profile

15k please.

membranus:


We hear you Mr. SE haters.

When we carry the cup, we will remind you.

I will dash you 20k if Super Eagle wins this tournament. and I am serious. I don't even see them in Semi Final.

Meanwhile, I am not an hater. I am not just impressed with the style of play. The same Ivory coast we packed bus against with 5 man defence were convincingly defeated by Guinea Bissau with 4 goals to nothing.

Does that mean anything to you?

ChristCee:

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Okay the same Egypt we defeated last year right?
You want to tell me This Ghana and Egypt can defeat Ivory coast, Nigeria and those Guinea guys? The same Egypt and Ghana struggling with Mozambique!

We defeated Egypt in the last Afcon because we played so well against them.

This set of Eagles players are lazy and wont go far.

Zonefree:

Frankly, I watched super eagles three matches, believe me those guys are good. For the first time in over 2 decades, super eagles is playing tactical football.

In Euro 2004, it took only six goals for Greece to become the champion.

In a tournament, if you have good defence and a great goal keeper, you'll go far.

Super eagles playing tactical football? In which tournament?

I am not sure we are watching the same AFCON.
They are boring and annoying.

ChristCee:

Team wey enter knockout ur saying Dem no play good football, seven points no easy, if they can't score at least they are defending well. If the tables were turned and we are in Ghana's shoes, that's when you'll realize how stupid these Ghanaians can be. Enjoy the memes or just ignore.

Would Super Eagles have qualified from group stage if they were in Ghana's group. We would have lost to Egypt and Cape verde. No 2 way about it.

Kepukepu:
Nigeria cannot win this game. Just watch

You were saying?

Free2Fly:


That's Hypovolemic Shock.

If you're the one, you should be in the hospital by now.

Thanks. We've just been discharged from the hospital.

Sprints3:
better buy the dish and watch uncensored African channels on it airing latest netflix and African movies... Dey dull yourself... DSTV is utter garbage. Though startimes in times of sports is rubbish.

Please which dish/decoder are you referring to ? Would like to get it

What is the implication of BP 50/30?

In progress

BlaqFaze:
I wonder while will anybody leave other cereals like Golden morn and decide to take garri that is not good for the health

Let's be honest with ourselves here, garri drinking is common with poor people because it's cheap to get...that should be the only reason you're taking garri

Not totally true. Garri is one of my favourite food, especially when the weather is hot. I live in the north and always order for my place order for bag ijebu garri from Lagos because it's a must have in my house.

I notice my children too are following the same path. This is not to say we can't afford good food. By God's grace we can afford whatever we want to eat.
Ijebu garri, plus honey ( I don't take sugar), cold water,groundnut and fried fish is the combo for me.

Brauneyez:
Items remaining

DSTV decoder plus dish - N30k

Generator 4.5kW - N100k

Water tank - N30k

Air fryer - N50k

Wardrobe Utility - N30k

Location is Lekki, Salem (after 4th traffic light)

Contact 08186974259 WhatsApp chat only



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Picture of the water tank please.

Is the brown wardrobe still available?

You should not have sent the screen shot of your chat with your mum wot your aunt.
You should have managed the situation in a better way.

Zonefree:
Can't she remove her boot by herself?

cant someone be romantic with his wife in peace?

Estello:

I agree with him 100%.

So, why is Oga having a high B.P and running kiti kiti for documents not to be released?

BOSSkesh:
Very good
I don’t know what atiku and pit obi obsession with his academic record is
He went to csu and the school has confirmed it
What’s all this nonsense
Please we should focus on more important issues abeg
Let the zombies continue to wail

Really?

Please help me understand why he's asking the school not to reveal gender.
In a very simple sentence pls.

being:

I would have taken d VP comment as a joke..
D DGM of even a tier 3 bank cannot be earning less than 1.2 M per month.. It is an accomplished position. So
1.What is d languishing in that?
2. Why should a politician be earning more than a bank GM?

Let me help you.
Ordinary Assistant Manager (AM) goes home with nothing less than 1M, every month.
A DGM is a step away from being a GM and cant earn less 3/4 M per month, aside other bonuses and allowances.
Just leave the guy alone.

While I sincerely apologize to my eyes for staring at screen for a long time, both at work and at home, my nose must also apologize to me for not doing its work.

I can't smell anything with my nose. burnt food, dead rats, smell from faulty electrical cable etc. Unless I see with my eyes, I don't know if anything is smelling around me.

Who carries N18m cash around these days?

cucumbar:
oh you are a female… no wonder.
I was wondering how a man could be this stupid. Quite a few men are though, but not to this level.
Now I know why you go to a church with this kind of pastor…so you can imagine stuffs and probably seduce him.
I checked your profile and I can see you are still struggling to find your feet economically.That’s because you attend social gatherings in the name of church.
You are asking me who made me a judge? Don’t you know the Bible already provided some criteria for who can be a pastor? That’s why I will keep telling you that you are so dumb. I get why now.
Those scriptures you pasted here should apply to you. Go and digest them, maybe you can retrace your steps.
[/b]Now that I know you are a woman, I’ll stop responding to you, because your stupidity comes as a default[b]

This is uncalled for.

Realestatevixen:


Well Mister, I am female not male. And you still dont get the point do you? It takes a really stupid person to identify another stupid person, and by the way, who made you Lord and Judge over people? A mere mortal like you! My age is immaterial in this context considering the fact that we have foolish old peolple and very wise younger people. I dont need a soothsayer to tell me which category you fall into.

You are quick to ask what the bible says about tattoos but fail to read where the bible says do not judge so that thou will not be judged.

Why do you look at the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Luke 6:41

But the Lord said to him, “Now you Pharisees clean the outside of the cup and of the platter; but inside of you, you are full of robbery and wickedness. You foolish ones, did not He who made the outside make the inside also? Luke 11:39-40

Jimi Odukoya is not my pastor, his father and mother pastored me for many years before I left Fountain of Life after getting married. That however does not belittle the call and anointing of God upon his life.

This will be my last response to you on this subject matter, and I will leave you with this verse:

Proverbs 26:4-5 – Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest you be like him yourself. Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own eyes. The self-confident fool thinks too highly of himself and his opinions, and he shares them freely.

Let me drop this quickly.
The guy may have been quick to judge, which, I don't support too, but you can't erase the salient points he raised and that is where my concern also lies.
You said Pst Jimmy was ordained by Bishop T. D. Jakes about 15 years ago, so I ask what was he ordained into? I find it absurd that he venture into Nollywood after ordination.
While I don't judge people by their appearance, combining pastoral work and Nollywood does not seat well with me.
My opinion though.

Princejydo:
Good afternoon nairalander, pls in my apartment, the bore hole is sunk besides the soakaway and now the soakaway is full, and the water is usually coming out especially during the raining season. I want to ask that is it safe to drink the water. Though we have been drinking it since I got there around 2019 but now the soakaway is full and the caretaker has refused to do the needfull

The distance distance between soakaway and borehole location does not really matter.
It is the dept that you should be concerned about. If the borehole is very deep,
it will be difficult for coliform and other bacteria to migrate into the undeground water body.
But the scenario you painted is not hygienic. What is stopping you from contributing money to evacuate the soakaway
The smell is alone to drive you crazy.

empressSkincare:


Now available for immediate pick up and delivery. 20K

I taught you posted 12K.

I am interested but dont have 20k.

what can you do for me?

Abejoye

BoldBrainz:
Which kind country God put me inside like this, ni tori olohun.. ?!

Nigeria lo n pe bi

Mountbatten:
1st class but can't break down simple concept smh.

Just do 20% of your gross.

For example
Gross: ₦3,500,000
Tax: 20%

Therefore, multiply Gross x Tax to know what government takes from your gross as tax.
₦3,500,000×20% = ₦700,000

To get your net pay, subtract your gross from how much government takes
₦3,500,000 – ₦700,000
Net Pay= ₦2,800,000

To get your monthly pay, divide your net pay by 12
₦2,800,000/12
Monthly pay = ₦233,333.33

In summary, if your gross is ₦3,500,000 with tax at 20%, your net pay is ₦2,800,000 and your salary is ₦233,333.33 or just ask for your payslip.

This Is not explicit enough.
His aim is to determine the net (take home, not.


You did not factor other deductions like pension, medicals etc
N2.8M can not be the NET in your scenario

LewisHamilton15:
Late last year, the company I worked with decided to reduce workers as a result of the high inflation. I happened to be one of the victims of the mass reduction.

I decided to use my little savings to buy a tricycle so I can be using it to do town service but my fiancee outrightly rejected such idea stressing that my societal standing is above that. After intense argument I went ahead and bought the tricycle. Since that day she has not picked my calls, call me or come to visit me.

I have moved on.

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You have done well bro.
My take.

What does she do for living? Is she making her own money or depending on you?
Please don't be satisfied with that Keke. Give your self a target to buy a car for uber after some years. That is how to measure growth and prove her wrong.

saxtaiwo:
One of the verses of the scripture I dread most. Judges 16:20 and he wist not that the Lord was departed from him.
May God not depart from us.

Amen

fourboys:
U no fit see Peter Obi for this kind list lie lie.. thank God for a man like Peter many ex governors dey follow his footsteps now

Please don't ever put Peter Obi in the same sentence with these rouges.

That is the only Nigerian public figure I know with proven integrity.

inoki247:



Lol nobody will give you international passport within 4weeks I don't know about another country buh Nigeria you go pay bribe tire sef u might still be on it for 3month to 6 month na why I advice people to du renewal 6mnth ahead of the expiry....

And you've download the NiN app on PlayStore and that one too isn't sending OTP that one too can be used to get the digital version...

I got mine within 3 days, in 2018 though - Kaduna precisely.

and I can assure you it is doable. Na money e go chop.

theamazonguru:


This reminds me of one that happened recently.

The guy used a super format.
He went into the church, asked to see the Pastor.
Pastor came out. He claimed he doesn't live around but only located the church when he was on evangelism.
He claimed when he got home God asked him to go and pray in the church he saw earlier that day, that was why he came back.
Pastor prayed for him, gave him food stuff and all.
Guyman disappeared for a few months then resurfaced well packaged looking fresh.

He told the pastor that after the prayers, he got connected to a job that took him to France. He got to work on a vessel. That the man in charge asked him to help them get devoted and committed people like him to come to France to work on similar vessels.
So he thought of coming to the church where his prayers was answered and where he got helped.

See how pastor fell for this scam. See as men without jobs were writing down their names.
He asked them to submit their passports and a sum of 50k to obtain a necessary Id card. Lol.

Na so Dem fall maga with 50k each.

People don't fear God again.
Taking scam activities to the church is the height of evil.

Jesus, see format.
I don't know why scammers are always ahead. They think fast and smart.
If only they can channel the same energy to something positive.