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Politics / Re: Rivers Crisis: Fubara’s Loyalists Face Terrorism Charges In Abuja Court by omenka1: 9:30am On Jan 25
I just dey vex for this Simp, he had the yam n the knife but decided to leave the yam for goats, now the man fighting for structure is winning

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Politics / Re: Fashola: Why Pantami Annoyed Some Persons In Buhari’s Cabinet by omenka1: 9:29am On Jan 25
His attention to details amounted to nothing in reality, the masses saw no effect or good result from his paying attention to details.

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Sports / Re: 16 Qualifiers For Round Of 16 AFCON 2023 by omenka1: 9:27am On Jan 25
MaverickA3:
Senegal will retain their championship 🏆.
I see the Lions defeat the Eagles on penalties.
Which kyn false prophecy be this one
Maverick n 9ja pastors are 5&6
Crime / Re: Prosper Beyond Moore Defrauds Nigerian-Americans Of $1.4 Million In The US by omenka1: 9:18am On Jan 25
sad
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Celebrates The International Day Of Education by omenka1: 9:13am On Jan 25
I never see man wey like school like Obi
Politics / Re: Police Speak On Abuja Explosion by omenka1: 9:09pm On Jan 24
E be like say na only me wey no bliv their explanation
So sorry for the two injuredpuns that they r using for this xplaNation

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Politics / Re: Umahi Meets Elumelu, Dangote, Over Public-Private Partnership by omenka1: 8:56pm On Jan 24
Dangote my colleague

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Politics / Re: Umahi Meets Elumelu, Dangote, Over Public-Private Partnership by omenka1: 8:55pm On Jan 24
So Umahi do dis kyn meeting and e no fit invite me to be among them, ok ......

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Romance / Re: Ondo Civil Servant Slumps, Dies In Hotel After Sex Romp With Girlfriend by omenka1: 9:21pm On Jan 23
Something that was meant to be a secret and private is now made open to the public.
Enjoyment gone wrong, now na hotel owner dey suffer am.
Small girls sending old alpha males to early grave since time immemorial

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Politics / Re: Why Late Chief Of Staff, Abba Kyari Had Issues With Me Till Death – Adesina by omenka1: 9:16pm On Jan 23
This man still dey open mouth yarn irrelevant matters, e be like say e need small beating b4 im mouth go fit rest
Politics / Re: Court Of Appeal Judgment: Police Teargas 16 Sacked Plateau PDP Lawmakers by omenka1: 8:36pm On Jan 23
WINDSOW:

Na my uncle wear green shoes soooo
Seriously shocked shocked shocked
My uncle sef na the honourable wey wear yellow shoe n pink suit grin cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Court Of Appeal Judgment: Police Teargas 16 Sacked Plateau PDP Lawmakers by omenka1: 6:07pm On Jan 23
shocked See honourable wear suit n shoe dey run grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Court Strkes Out Suit Challengng Tinubu's Intervention In Rivers Poltical Crisis by omenka1: 5:23pm On Jan 23
Master strategist escaped that one
Food / Re: How Are You Coping With The Rising Cost Of Food Commodities? by omenka1: 4:28pm On Jan 23
Ebin pawa ooooo grin grin grin
We are passing through Tinubulations oooo
E be like say na statistics we go chop finally ooo

"Tinubu teaching OBIdients Nigerians politics 101" (CORNfused Agbadorians, et. al)



The person above me is typing from Pluto

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by omenka1: 6:37pm On Jan 22
Goaaaaalllll
Own goal issa goal
Nairaland Issa goal
Shata Wale issa goaaaallllll

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Told Me Buhari Was Not Terminally Ill In 2017 – Femi Adesina by omenka1: 6:03pm On Jan 22
Can someone pls tell this man to just STFUshocked
He's been talking too much lately
Politics / Re: Rivers LG Chairman Calls Fubara A 'Foolish Governor' In Public by omenka1: 12:24pm On Jan 22
shocked
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Celebrates Tunde Ednut On His 38th Birthday by omenka1: 10:31am On Jan 22
cool
Politics / Re: Insecurity In FCT: There's A Disconnect Between Wike & Elected Officials-kingibe by omenka1: 10:04pm On Jan 21
I smell wahala cooking up
Crime / Re: Bandits Shoot Two Soldiers, NSCDC Officer Dead In Benue by omenka1: 7:50pm On Jan 21
angry
Politics / Re: What Buhari Told Amaechi, Igbo Leaders About Nnamdi Kanu’s Release – Adesina by omenka1: 6:28pm On Jan 21
Of what importance is this his revelation now.
So na this kyn thing e go dey write for that yeye book wey e write about brouhahari

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Crime / Re: Rivers Policeman Arrested For Defiling 13-Year-Old Girl by omenka1: 12:14pm On Jan 21
Imagine what a Nigerian security personnel has been reduced to, a RAPIST Tueeehh
Awon law enforcer
Religion / Re: 2024: This Year No Gree For Any Devil! by omenka1: 9:48am On Jan 21
Just as I no gree for the man wey yarn say my colleague go come beg me for food.



Why e no fit pray for there to be surplus make everybody dey alryt

Las las, e dey encourage pray for begi begi

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Travel / Re: Japa: 10 Countries People NEVER Regret And REGRET Moving To by omenka1: 9:14pm On Jan 20
EmekaA125:

Omenka jakpa and leave Naija for us grin
Make I com leave my fada land say Wetin happen
My guy 9ja sweet ooo, i fit do as I like no qualms
Abi Palmy dey for abroad

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Travel / Re: Japa: 10 Countries People NEVER Regret And REGRET Moving To by omenka1: 6:27pm On Jan 20
This write up na for people wey wan japa


Walks outta thread wink smiley smiley

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Crime / Re: Desperate Nigerian Seeking Asylum Begged To Be Declared Wanted – Police by omenka1: 5:16pm On Jan 20
Japa by all means
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Irgc Intelligence Chief In Syria, Deputy Killed In Israeli Strike. by omenka1: 3:59pm On Jan 20
Lightman300:


No, my brother.
You twist it when you toe that lane.
It is not a quest for achievement.
It is a quest to demonstrate and prove that acts beget acts.
Plain speak: Actions come with divergent consequences.
That's how the symphony of life is ordered to flow...

To further stretch it: assuming you're a Nigerian, then you would have seen that the blood sucking Islamic extremists have noticed weaknesses in our constituted organs of government that is supposed to deal decisively with them.So they continue to unleash mayhem across our nation.

Responsible governments don't stand aloof as her citizens are massacred daily.Especially when the assailants are within reach. You act.

Again your refusal to act doesn't immuned you from being acted on.

Selah!
I share view with u bro
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Irgc Intelligence Chief In Syria, Deputy Killed In Israeli Strike. by omenka1: 2:58pm On Jan 20
Looking at live from another perspective, it seems animals are more reasonable than humans



All these killings just to achieve what

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Sports / Re: Tunisia Vs Mali: AFCON 2023 (1 - 1) On 20th January 2024 by omenka1: 11:51am On Jan 20
This is the match to watch
Romance / Re: Guy Do You Enjoy Sucking Boobs by omenka1: 11:23am On Jan 20
CaveAdullam:
When I say 'I love you" I'm referring to her boobs, not her.

Curvy-shaped boobs, gently folded within the arms of the brassier parted by a hollow body of flesh that is now her chest spikes my libido.

When my eyes pierce through her clothes, what I see is God's graciousness.

They dance for joy and my smile is to take them with the soft flesh of my palms. To unleash them, to free them from that mask called a bra, and breathe fresh air, of life from my nostrils and guts.

At the onset of romance, I make sure my hands secure them and ensure their protection. The nipples respond safely by standing erect.

The militaristic mission of my fingers to where the breasts are being held hostage is where I will go a thousand times and more.

They love the affection of my forefinger and thumb in action. The nipples know this. The areola wants my tongue to circle it. The soft round orange breasts are happy to welcome their king.

My mouth on the left breast sends purified wind into her carefully sculpted and tiny holes and my right palm tells the right breast that she's safe.

Left and right breasts desire my delicate palms and my mouth. They want the touch of love and the kisses of god.

And I never fail to ensure they are satisfied because their mother moans as she squeezes my bedsheets, finding an anchor at the surface of the mattress. Protruding her whole thoracic structure for more action, more kisses, more sucking of her two-daughter breasts.

I can see their worries when I'm about to leave them. But as a man, I got other militaristic missions.

I do promise them I will return as I carefully ensure their protection when sending them back to wear their bra mask.

"Breast is life".



Na wa ooooo
All these just for bobby
Business / Re: Tope Awotona: Meet Nigeria's Richest Man In The US by omenka1: 10:39am On Jan 20
And I dey here dey think say na me sef undecided undecided undecided

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Properties / Re: My New Borehole Pumps Out Dirty Water First, Before Clean Water. Help! by omenka1: 10:27am On Jan 20
You have nothing serious to worry about ur borehole
Time heals wound, ur borehole only need some pumpage time to run clean.
By the way, when exactly was the borehole sank
Was there much of clay samples during the drilling? Cos I strongly suspect this, also the drillers seem not to have taken their time to do back flushing after causing the well, but like I said before, time heals wound.


This is an experienced geologist n Driller speaking

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