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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG Unveils NEXIT Portal For N-power Beneficiaries by omikel(m): 6:54pm On Nov 27, 2020
And where is the link to the portal
Politics / Re: Thousands Of Enugu Youths Continue #endsars Protests by omikel(m): 4:02pm On Oct 19, 2020
Nice one from the Youths
Politics / Re: Edo Election Live Details by omikel(m): 10:29am On Sep 19, 2020
Ok
Music/Radio / Re: Will & Jada Smith-Entanglement (DJ Computer Love Remix) by omikel(m): 10:09pm On Jul 15, 2020
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Politics / Re: Saraki Knocks APC For Linking Him With Hushpuppi by omikel(m): 5:17pm On Jul 04, 2020
Life Drammmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Eni ile mo ba ni barawo!
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Presents Staff Of Office To New Oniru Abdul-Wasiu Omognbolahan Lawal by omikel(m): 7:26pm On Jun 07, 2020
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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Pencil Drawings By Charles Osaro by omikel(m): 12:05pm On Mar 21, 2020
Yinmu
Car Talk / Re: 2020 Mercedes Benz AVTR Unveiled: Breaks Car Record With Its Looks by omikel(m): 8:24pm On Jan 10, 2020
Why is it not been cruised around?
Politics / Re: Photo Of Fake Iphone 11 And Problem You Must See by omikel(m): 9:27am On Jan 01, 2020
Shuuu!
Health / Re: Solution To Permanently End Plastic Pollution by omikel(m): 12:32pm On Jul 23, 2019
I have more to add to this but it is gonna be harsh on the who is who's in the country.
Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Before CCB For Assets Declaration (Pictures) by omikel(m): 8:37pm On May 28, 2019
How much he con declare?

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Politics / Re: Acho Ihim: Imo Speaker Resigns With Two Others by omikel(m): 8:34pm On May 28, 2019
alright
Politics / Re: Acho Ihim: Imo Speaker Resigns With Two Others by omikel(m): 8:33pm On May 28, 2019
I don hear, next pls!
Crime / Re: John Achagwa Commits Suicide (Kashim Shettima’s Personal Staff) by omikel(m): 8:29pm On May 28, 2019
Ha!
Why I con make my FTC on top this ba News for the first time?
Maka why?
Anyways, RIP to death, console the concerned Oh Lord.
Bet why?

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Politics / Re: Borno State Governor’s Steward Commits suicide "24 Hours Before The Handing Over by omikel(m): 8:23pm On May 28, 2019
E be like say this thing na disease now o.
I no sure say poverty again joor.
Business / Re: [PHOTO] Dangote, Otedola, Meet Buhari As Elumelu Invests $2.5m In Power Sector by omikel(m): 4:39pm On Apr 07, 2019
please when is the form to join your club going to be available?

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Local Government Instructor Involved In A Ghastly Motor Accident by omikel(m): 3:30pm On Apr 07, 2019
Allah!

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Nairaland / General / NPOWER: Hurray My Afrione Is ONE by omikel(m): 8:21pm On Oct 20, 2018
[center][center]A POEM FOR MY AFRIONE

Hurray! My AfriOne is ONE
A tool of immeasurable value you’re
In the hand of Michael

You came at a time
That I needed you the most
And ever since I got hold of you
You’ve been adding value to me career wise
You’ve helped sharpen my employability
With loads of educative apps
That was preloaded

With you I have gained a lot
Aside the knowledge I have acquired
At my place of Primary Assignment
I have been able to Complete;

Series of online courses to include;
Public Health Interventions in Pandemics & Endemics
Ebola: Clinical management of Ebola virus disease
Emergency Preparedness course and more
Via OpenWHO platform

As a lover of ICT
Learning Analytics, Online presence & others
You afforded me the opportunity to enroll
In Google Digital Skills for Africa


I enrolled for UN Volunteer Corps
Equally, AU Youth Volunteer Corps twice
When candidates were shortlisted
Fate doesn’t smile at me

All the above through you
I wouldn’t have achieved this feat
But for the 750MB data that rolls in freely
On monthly basis into the great MTN sim
That was attached to you from onset

Oh! My AfriOne
You have enough memory space (32GB)
To contain so many E-Books I have downloaded
Info-graphics tutorials and lots of Audio Visual Trainings
Are still in you for me to read over and over again
I will not like to miss them all

A 6000mAh battery that drains not quickly
Makes it possible for you to be used for long time
You have 1.3Ghz Quad Core Processor
That keeps you speeding like a rocket.
Doing the magic always

I typed numerous projects
And made changes to my Resume
At the comfort of my palm anytime anywhere
Given your magnetic Keyboard
(Which make you 2in1)

My AfriOne!
To me, you are not just a tool
For only social media purposes
But a veritable tool of work and learning
‘Cos I know your worth and value

I intentionally chose you
During our device selection
After careful examinations of the nine options
Just because you were proudly made
With love in my dear country
Nigeria

Who will I thank?
Who will I thank??
Who and who will I thank
If not GOD, The Almighty

At this dare time of your need
Who through President Muhammad Buhari (GCFR)
The Commander-in-Chief of Armed Forces
Federal Republic of Nigeria
Gave you to me

In the face of this harsh economy
He kept on paying my monthly stipend
Of Thirty Thousand Naira (#30,000)
To cushion its effects

Though it tarry sometimes
For two or three months in-between if am correct
‘As a result of technical issues anyway’
But it surely came

After reading this poem of mine
For my AFRIONE @ 1
And within you
You’re saying

What is wrong with this bitch?
Is it more than just to volunteer?
“Abi Omo Oju o r’Ola ri ni eleyi ni”?
(Is he that poor and wretched?)
Why appreciate this meager?
And many more questions
Popping in your mind
I don’t give a bleep
I say thank You!

May I quickly take you down memory lane?
Many of us started this N-Power journey
But not all could made it this far
Do you belief that?

I graduated Ten (10) years ago
I mean ten good years ago, no mistake
Without the taste of any Government offer
Truly, many of my mates have gone ahead of me
While many have secured befitting employment
Some even immediately after we graduated
Permit me to remind you here too
That some are no more today
But here I am, writing poem
To the glory of God
For his gift of life

I shall rise again
And I shall write again
Probably in another dimension
As N-Power batch 1 nears exit
In couple of weeks time
I will write Again

God bless PMB
For this great opportunity
God bless the initiator(s) of this program
God bless my dear Good People and Great Nation
Federal Republic of NIGERIA
Thanks

KOLAWOLE Oluweya Michael
NPVN/EK/2016/067738
Phone: 08031567143
N-Health Volunteer
Batch 1
Ekiti State[/center]

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Health / Re: Please What's This Skin Deformity? (Semi Graphic) by omikel(m): 11:35pm On Aug 21, 2018
He consume too much bromate, tell him to stop eating bred if heworjsin a bkery.
Career / Re: Man Falls From Scaffold In Rivers & Dies Instantly (Graphic Photos) by omikel(m): 10:35pm On Jan 10, 2018
There are enough HSE Officers here,rip to the deceased.

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Events / Re: Kenya Tycoon Buried While Sitting In His Car (Photos) by omikel(m): 10:22pm On Jan 10, 2018
[color=#006600][/color][b][/b] Crazy Tycoon

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Politics / Re: Uproar In Ado Ekiti by omikel(m): 10:16am On Oct 10, 2017
cc: lala!, Seun.
Politics / Uproar In Ado Ekiti by omikel(m): 10:15am On Oct 10, 2017
Breaking News Fracas ongoing this morning in Ado between the drivers union. The cause of the chaos was not clear to me as the time of filling this report.

Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide By Hanging In Ondo (Disturbing Photo) by omikel(m): 5:13pm On Sep 24, 2017
Chisos!
Celebrities / Re: Abiodun Ayoyinka Aka Papa Ajasco: “My Bald Head Is Fake” by omikel(m): 12:15pm On Sep 19, 2017
[b][/b][color=#006600][/color] But Pa Jams' own is real! Ehn?
Education / Re: Top 5 Big Courses In Nigeria That Are Prone To Unemployment by omikel(m): 12:08pm On Jun 17, 2017
what of ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH TECHNOLOGY?
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Creative Art Work Done On Hands - Pictures by omikel(m): 4:38pm On Jun 14, 2017
LOVELY
TV/Movies / Re: Kechi Okwuchi Makes It To 2nd Round Of America's Got Talent by omikel(m): 4:21pm On Jun 14, 2017
GOOD

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Health / Re: Help! I Will Be Having Hemorrhoids (pile) Surgery In Few Days by omikel(m): 11:05pm On Apr 03, 2017
Pls inbox me your phone number and let me link you up with a man that will get it treated for you the natural way once and for all within a week at a thank you cost compared to cost of surgical operation and you will smell it no more for life.
CAUTION! Don't Cut It, cos if you do, it will come out double folds next year.
08021476585 IS MY OWN DIGIT.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Devices, Prices & Specifications by omikel(m): 3:17pm On Feb 28, 2017
okwila:
Nobody seems to like Brian IPad, is it ok to select it. Moreover, when the specs say windows 10 or android lollipop for the same device, does it mean that the device has both windows and android os. Please your views are welcome
thanks For This Question.
Crime / Re: Police Destroy Indian Hemp Farm In Osun (see Photos) by omikel(m): 8:32pm On Nov 08, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
The owner of that farm must have tried to outsmart the NPF by not settling them, so they(NPF) decided to spoil his market.
GBAM! You're on point. Afterall where is NDLEA?
BeeBeeOoh:
The owner of that farm must have tried to outsmart the NPF by not settling them, so they(NPF) decided to spoil his market.
GBAM! You're on point. Afterall where is NDLEA?
BeeBeeOoh:
The owner of that farm must have tried to outsmart the NPF by not settling them, so they(NPF) decided to spoil his market.
GBAM! You're on point. Afterall where is NDLEA?

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