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muyico:
Better meat
Enjoy ur meal

THE PEPPER SOUP 🍲 JOURNEY BEGAN

I brought out my gas cylinder and lighter.
Turn it on and roast off the fur adequately, in the process of roasting, the cat still want to fight back like a kongfu master as it's forelimbs were curve in that style, but mio fọ.

I kept roasting untill it turns blacky, o jona orun apaadi.

Good day Nairalander,
I will be brief with my story of how I conquered one of the cats that have been terrorizing us for years in our compound. If you like, call it ANIMAL CRUELTY, but if you read to the end, you will know what I have endured for long.
On this beautiful but hot evening, I wanted to go have my shower at the tap outside with the hope to cool my body temperature.
I felt something moved fast towards one edge of the boys quarter, my instinct doesn't deceive me, IT IS ONE OF THOSE UNCULTURED CAT that used to make irritating noise while mating behind our fence. I wouldn't know if they usually come from different places to have their usual DO THE DO at our backyard. I took no offence for them doing that because nature can not be cheated. But the problem is the noise at the wee hour of the night when one is supposed to be deep in sleep.
They will make different kind of Moaning like human and at times cry like a toddler whose biscuit was snatched by his elderly one, I don't know if anyone has had the kind of experience I am trying to narrate here.
But one of them ran into the hands of an angry man who the current situation on ground has made more angrier, like the yoruba will say "Ajá tó yó, kìí bá aiyo seré"
Na so I retreived back to my room to pick up my self defense tool any day (a matchet).
I tip-toed back and lay still in the dark with my touch light on the left hand and my thumb on its switch.
Cats are very sensitive and can see in the dark like tomorrow no dey, but na luck help me kill am this day "Oluwa lo funmi pa* 😁😁😁
Immediately I felt some movement again, my thumb was the first action taker on the switch of my Torchlight, gboa! Light everywhere, the cat's eye self is another version of Torchlight on me. But I summoned courage, it is either you die today or you escape and never come back to this vicinity.
We entered battle, I pursued the 'were' to one end where where it believe is an hiding place but there is no escape route except through where I was standing with my Torchlight beaming at it and it was gazing at me also. Who will make the first move?
I tricked it into believing I am tired, within a twinkle of an eye, I blinked the light by tapping the switch pim pim the mad cat want to run out of its enclave na so I matchetted it like a criminal who is about to steal phone through the window.
But to be sincere, the thing get power, with that one hit, I thought it will be dead, rather it make one hunch back style of defense, and began to make some buzz sound with its mouth and all its claws were sharply released out, na so I woos am the second time before it succumb to weakness and finally third hit made it surrender to alumuntu.

Akufaaaa



This is what is known as AKUFA PRO MAX

[s][/s]and to think some people are solely the beneficiary of the power generated

Verily verily I say unto you, it is impossible

Ó dagẹgẹ😁😁😁

SpencerForbes:
Baba hat be like Nigeria Economy
🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

Find out yourself please.
Ẹnu mi kọ ni wọn ti ma gbọ pé ìyàwó Baálẹ́ l'ajẹ😁😁😁

JuanDeDios:
Why?

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You're very myopic and shallow in thinking.
Apart from consumption, what of industrial use? How about exportation abroad to countries with little or no pal oil produce.
Pele

Watianoengineer:
I think Oil palm is more profitable in the southwest because we Yorubas consume a lot of palm oil in our dishes

Just like the above 👆
Oil palm all the way.
But ensure you do your will immediately after or even before setting up this o, e get why.

Note the word GREEN CHAMBER in the write
Do you even read at all?

Afonja007:
He can't be governor of ekiti at moment ekiti Is not ready for a Muslim governor

Why bringing this topic to front page now, since 2015.
I think Nairaland too is IPOBPHOBIC.
It is well.

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Even the ones that people whose voices are heard have spoken about, what has changed? Nothing!
Impunity is the order of the day.

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Have you been to EKITI EAST LOCAL GOVERNMENT beforem
Precisely, the town between Omuooke and Kota/Araromi ìgbésí, that is where Again people are located.

raumdeuter:
Which one is Ahan assigned to Ekiti

Which language is that

Okare


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MURIC, over to you to defend.
Nigeria is not one and as such , some rules and regulations won't work at all.
This too shall be on paper only, my believe.

Who started it?
Ehn?
Were there no funds allocated for constituency projects when he held sway as the commander in chief?
Pot calling kettle black. Òwú tí bàbá Ọbásanjọ́ gbọn, ni àwọn ọmọ ẹ̀ nran títí dé orí Bola Tinubu.
Ko yẹ kuro, o n funfun síi ni.
Shior

Who no like am natural?








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What's BBL gan self?

Money maketh the list of the listing.
No money, no listing.
Abeg shift.

Streaming strategy

Reminds me of my secondary school days, this same bone was brought out by our biology teacher and asked what the name was.
My mate stood up and say SCAPULA, Egungun Aya.The whole class burst into laughter including our teacher.
That was how he was nickname SCAPULA till today

Okoroawusa:
That's the scapula

Ha!

When 10 slices is sold for ₦800, so how do you arrive at 4 for ₦200?

Balistic4:
Very soon we will have stores tying it in 4 slices for #200

Nigeria will be great again, in tinubu's second term

I tried to block Seun, but the button is not on his profile, WHY?

That is why men are called POPSY while women are called MOMSY.
Period.
The word POPE was coined from POPsy. So the day a woman becomes head of the Catholic Church, the title will definitely be changed to MOME.
Do you gerit? and if you don't gerit, gerarahere.

Owo ni koko