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Food › Re: Nigerian Lady Left Shocked After Discovering Rat Inside Mall Meat Pie Display by omniwater: 10:31pm On Mar 25 |
Buy the minced pie and get lassa fever for free. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Watch As Crows Swarm Over Tel Aviv by omniwater: 10:13pm On Mar 25 |
This is a very bad omen!
Isreal had a good run, but the end is inevitable.
It's a wrap for Israel!
End of an era! |
Education › Re: 117 Oldest Secondary Schools In Nigeria by omniwater: 11:14pm On Dec 03, 2025 |
I attended the no. 70 on the list
Ijebu Muslim College.
The school anthem goes like this =>
On the Lagos - Benin road
Stands Ijebu Muslim College
A place for the culture
A great gem of our time
Muslim college (*3)
We hail thee! |
Politics › Re: T£nsion In Onitsha: Man D!es After Setting Himself Ablaze In Pro Biafra Protest by omniwater: 11:05pm On Dec 03, 2025 |
Biafra will come very soon in Jesus name!
Your death will be in vain!
All hail Biafra! |
Crime › Re: 8 Miscreants Snatching Phones On Mile 2 Bridge Have Been Arrested by omniwater: 9:13pm On Nov 13, 2025 |
We must buy the whole of Lagos whether you guys like it or not.
Those guys are very few compared to countless other active investors aiming to develop Lagos. |
Politics › Re: Customs Recruitment: 'Lagos got more slots than all Northern. states combined" by omniwater: 12:10am On Oct 30, 2025 |
When it favours you, it's connection, due process
When it does not favour you, it becomes corruption, nepotism
Those who are there now should enjoy themselves and allow others do same during their time too. |
Crime › Re: Police Arrests Four Over Missing New Born In Ekiti Hospital by omniwater: 6:30pm On Aug 04, 2025 |
kingsavage: The criminal descendants have done it again ooo  Those guys are eyesores! They constitute nuisances everywhere they go. I'm ashamed to share same country with them. So backwards and barbaric! |
Crime › Re: Abia Police Smash Notorious Kidnapping Gang, Recover Six AK-47 Rifles, Others by omniwater: 6:23pm On Aug 04, 2025 |
Ungun known men in action.
But our people from that side will tag them Fulani herdsmen. |
Crime › Re: NDLEA Intercepts Cocaine Hidden In Mirrors, Lipsticks by omniwater: 5:58pm On Aug 04, 2025 |
Drug na why these people dey shout "give us seaport for east" so they can peddle their drugs in peace without arrest. |
Politics › Re: What The Latest Concluded Lagos LGA Polls Signal by omniwater: 11:01pm On Jul 15, 2025 |
The message was loud and clear.
Vagabonds are not wanted in our political space.
I can't wait for 2027. |
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Death: Tinubu Or Coalition’s Loss? by omniwater: 10:31pm On Jul 15, 2025 |
It is too early to say!
When the presidential flag bearer from the coalition is known, only then one can predict.
Fingers crossed for now. |
Politics › Re: Buhari: The Chief Mourner Of The Nation Was Not At Buhari's Burial by omniwater: 10:19pm On Jul 15, 2025 |
May be the guy thinks there will be final burial ceremony so he can go and serve at the party to steal the show again.
Mr. Agbotikuyo 1 of Africa. |
Politics › Re: Survivor Of The Ogboji Massacre Narrates What Happened - Picture And Video by omniwater: 10:43pm On Jul 02, 2025 |
They came for Augustine Odumo but had to neutralized other as collateral damages to save face and to disguise their intentions.
And also to make investigation difficult for the CID. |
Crime › Re: Ebonyi Massacre Survivor Recounts Horror Of Anambra Attack by omniwater: 10:36pm On Jul 02, 2025 |
They came for Augustine Odogwu but had to neutralized other as collateral damages to save face and to disguise their intentions.
And also to make investigation difficult for CID. |
Education › Re: Historic First: China Successfully Refuels Satellite At 36,000 KM In Space! by omniwater: 10:24pm On Jul 02, 2025 |
Commentor: The solar panels only provide energy for charging the onboard computer and some other subsystems.
To propel the satellite, you need a system which provides inertia or thrust.
These propellants include Argon, Krypton, Xenon, etc. Those technical details are more or less complicated for a layman like me. But I give it to you. OK! Thumbs up! |
Politics › Re: Why Are Agbadocrats Crying Over This Picture? by omniwater: 10:02pm On Jul 02, 2025 |
Wait till after the primary election before you jubilate.
The unholy alliance won't last. |
Education › Re: Historic First: China Successfully Refuels Satellite At 36,000 KM In Space! by omniwater: 9:59pm On Jul 02, 2025 |
Commentor: It needs some kind of thrust.
Solar doesn't provide that. Can you explain further? I am curious too. What do you mean by "thrust"? |
Politics › Re: Benue Youths Spotted Mounting ADC Billboard (video) by omniwater: 9:45pm On Jul 02, 2025 |
Let's see who gets the presidential candidate ticket and his vice before I take them serious.
Some disgruntled "sarewagba" politicians will still japa to another party after the primary elections.
We dey wait! |
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Fashion › Re: Women Are Really Strong(photo) by omniwater: 7:17pm On Jun 11, 2025 |
Women like pains.
All their lives revolve around pains. They have been conditioned to like pains.
Plaiting of hairs, ears and nose piercings, child bearing, mensuration pains,... etc.
Most women are not contented with peace. Peace is boring, pains make them function properly. |
Crime › Re: NDLEA Nabs Syndicate Sponsoring Pilgrims With Cocaine To Hajj by omniwater: 8:03pm On Jun 01, 2025*. Modified: 10:03pm On Jun 01, 2025 |
End shall never wonder.
So powder merchants dey for north too. |
Education › Re: Vice Principal Of Akure School Brutally Attacked For Preventing Exam Malpractice by omniwater: 5:16pm On Jun 01, 2025 |
Nigeria future is looking scary.
"Do the right thing and kpai" is coming. |
Politics › Re: We Have Allowed "Urban Bandits" take Control Of Nigeria's Leadership - El-Rufai by omniwater: 5:09pm On Jun 01, 2025 |
YorubaDemonswag: Your entire region failed to stop him as private citizen,I don't see how your wailing pro max will stop him now. The guy na full blooded Yoruba. He is an enemy within. Na badbelle dey worry am. |
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Visits Mike Adenuga In Lagos by omniwater: 4:54pm On Jun 01, 2025 |
ajailer: Why the praise singer quote? Too much hype.  |
Politics › Re: FG Plans Seven Million Meter Rollout To End Estimated Billing by omniwater: 2:40pm On Jun 01, 2025 |
This one na audio meters o. We dey hear about them but we no dey see them.
Audio things! |
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Visits Mike Adenuga In Lagos by omniwater: 2:37pm On Jun 01, 2025 |
ajailer: Otunba Mike Adenuga, the colossus wey no dey chase money again. Na power be im ambition now. What's he doing with a calculator then? Praise singer! |
Politics › Re: I Told Tinubu I Won’t Vote For Him – Amaechi by omniwater: 8:12am On Jun 01, 2025 |
Your vote is inconsequential.
If your support didn't change anything then, it still can't change anything now.
Overrated lizard of Ubima.
Clown! |
Politics › Re: Dangote , Rabiu and Elumelu At Lagos Calabar Coastal Highway by omniwater: 12:15am On Jun 01, 2025 |
Kundus to Tinubu!
Sai Jagaban! |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Snubs Sanwo-Olu At Inauguration Of Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway (Video) by omniwater: 7:18pm On May 31, 2025 |
Sanwo Olu hands are not clean.
He has a turncoat personality.
He's a sellout! |
Politics › Re: Rate 1- 10 of President Bola Tinubu Administration for Two Years by omniwater: 2:49pm On May 29, 2025 |
5.58/10. Fair! |