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Happy happy new month to all the family members

danevans19: Longtime pals. How are we all doing? Good to see how intresting the thread is getting. How jacking tins na? Happy new month to everybody. I hail oo.

same to u

planetuzor: Yes Yes Yes its FINALLY OUT!!!


Its OuT! Its Out.................... The Form is oUt!..

















The "Form" that belongs to a small kid that fell inside the gutters last night is out. Was removed by one of his elder brother he had gone to call to help him out....





#Never fall for any gimmick, you shall all be notified as at when the PUDE form is out. For now its not yet out.. At least people like Storm2, Jennie and Temicare should not joke with this as have done because we are really counting on them to broadcast to us for real when Pude form is truly on for sale....

shooo uself enh

planetuzor: Who did I offend oo.... If u see what headache use my eyes see yesteday. I cnt even wish such to ma enemy.. Chai!

Doh ooi

fineyemi: After waitin for so many months for my transcript just because of asup strike. Nw dey ar tellin me dat nasu is still on strike. Anyway I tank God Almighty for grantin me my transcript. My question is dat, I hope it is nt too late to submit my transcript in UI. Cos my plan is to go to UI after dis muslim festiv period. Cos FG are plannin on to implement ASUU's demand. We DE aspirants should b gettin ready. Am on my way to submit my transcript ooooo.]

wen are u summitting urs

Asb4love: Welldone here everybody.

we greet u

STORM2: Hey guys....good afternoon...#stretching wella#
Shooo
Who pour water for my bed!!!

na TEMICARE OOOOOOOOOOO

John1305: Guys, is there anyone answering questions in this forumn?

yes there is, am sorry if ur question hv been answer or ingnored

timzytm: pls friends, i av obtain d jamb de form and i av submitted it to jamb office. pls is there any need for me to go and submit another copy into d university(ui)??
2) i av my transcript with me nw but it was oau dat is written on it.pls can i submit it lyk dat? n can i submit it myself?

1. bro u neednt to summit any jamb print out for now enhance u hv summited to jamb.

2. for the transcript i dont tink is possible cuz UI & OAU is not same and there address differs and anoda tin is dat u summitting the transcript wit OAU written on it might if collected reduce ur chance and lastly u can summit ur transcript urself.

hope u find this helpful.

Lamuel7: Good morning evry1.. How was our night? D way wey sleep dey sweet nowadays no be small oooo... To God be the glory we are up

oboy our nite fine, the sweetness na 100% oooo

Temicare: Omo dis ASUU... dey no well oo...*God 4give me* dey never conclude dem tlk wit FG on Monday sha...Na wa ooo...Olorun wa

both ASUU n FG wan show theirself nw, na dem knw but if i vex

iseoluwa89: Gud morning my pple,pls I want to confirm sometin oo,is it the on-going strike dat is delaying d exam or its just unibest doing her thing!!!

broda me nor come knw oo, but i believe is for our own gud

Temicare: Oh oh oh!!! i tink say guys never wake ni....i was just goin 2 get my drum of water 2 pour on u all...Beautiful mornin 2 u guys..

MTN network wan use me play abi hey hey guy i don wake up ooo, jeni, storm and others never wakeup go pour them well

una goodmorning ooo

Temicare: Goodmornin family!! shey una don wake up sha

me just dey wake so,

ablejoe: Thanks for the update. I really appreciate. Pls pray for me, am writing my 2nd choice at delsu this saturday. Already at Abraka

The grace of God will Go after u. success bro

Jenni_angel: u are welcome dear, u deserve more dan dat

hhmm ok thanks once more

Jenni_angel: i guess to make eba

for where, it was to wake those dat were still asleep

Jenni_angel: lol, thanks and i promise u 3 square meal of ur choice

gud to hear frm u this wonderful morning,for the food or meal thanks in atticipation

Temicare: Gudmornin 2 u bro. Guy? hw well do u know Uniben...? hmm...Cos me never step dat soil 4 my lyf

yeah bro, i will tell later on my way to work now

gudmorning ppls

on my way to bore hore to buy one bowl of water, u knw wat it is for

Gudmorning ppls, hw was ur nite??

As many that will take time an study with prayers. God will crown ur effort with huge success in Jesus name AMEN

Temicare: Giys...i want 2 ask dis question ..is Ekiti state one of Uniben's catchment area..abeg asap

do dey even hv catchment area, just hv above the cutoff marks n prepare for sch. source frm knowledge

STORM2: Hmmmm u mean food prep or jackin?

kaillllll, i mean jacking but if the food testment is set am always ready to................... u knw wat i mean

ansellotty: Do UI accept NABTEB o,level?

bro i think dey do, confirm this in their site

ansellotty: Do UI accept NABTEB o,level for admission via DE?

bro i think dey do, check in their website

hw is the preparation going??

Jenni_angel: lol, Amen. Thanks, but u and food sha....i luv u 4 dat

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wow wow miss jeni u are highly welcome back, we really miss u mostly me cuz there was no longer brakefast not to talk of dinner

planetuzor: YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED 2 ME
YESTERDAY IN SHOPRITE IKEJA. I
STILL
CAN'T GET OVER IT. I WENT 2 D
SUPER MARKET 2 PICK UP
SOMETHING 2 EAT AND AS I WAS
WALKING DOWN D ISLE, I
NOTICED DIS MAN STARING AT
ME. I LOOKED AT HIM AND
KEPT WALKING TO D FRONT
COUNTER 2 PICK UP BOTTLED
WATER AND A LOAF OF BREAD.

AS I PICKED THEM AND
TURNED TO FIND D SAME MAN
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! I
TRIED 2 SHOW HIM SOME LOVE,
SO I SMILED AND SAID "HI" THEN I
WENT ON TO GET A CAN
COKE. CAN U BELIEVE THE
SAME MAN FOLLOWED ME? I
WAS GETTING A LITTLE
NERVOUS AND MAD COS HE WAS
FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING
ANYTHING.

BUT I TRIED TO STAY FRIENDLY" I
JUST SAID "HI" HE FINALLY
RESPONDED AND SAID, "I AM
SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOK
JUST LIKE MY YOUNGEST SON... WE
JUST BURIED HIM 2WKS
AGO. I FELT STUPID 4 GETTING
MAD AS I EXPRESSED MY
SYMPATHY TO HIM. HE SAID
HE WAS FINE AS HE KNOWS
DAT HIS BOY IS WITH D LORD.

THEN
HE ASKED ME TO DO HIM
A FAVOUR. I SAID "IF I CAN". HE
SAID HE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HIS
SON NEVA SAID GOODBYE 2 HIM
B4 PASSING ON. HE ASKED ME
TO GET IN LINE BEHIND HIM & AS HE
LEFT D STORE, I SHOULD
SAY "GOODBYE DAD". SO DAT HE
COULD HAVE SOME
SENSE OF CLOSURE. THOUGH
HIS REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I
HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT IT.
SO AS HE COLLECTED HIS BAGS
FROM D CASHIER AND WALKED
AWAY, I SAID "BYE DAD". HE
TURNED AND SAID THANKS
AND "BYE SON". WHEN THE
CASHIER CALCULATED MY
STUFF, SHE SAID THE TOTAL
WAS N6750!!!. I SAID WHAT!!...CAN
U TELL ME HOW A
BOTTLE OF N70 WATER, N5O
LOAF OF BREAD AND N100 CAN
COKE EQUALS N6750?. SHE SAID
"YOUR DAD SAID U ARE
PAYING 4 HIS TOO"....MY DAD?, I
SHOUTED. DAT MAN IS NOT MY
FATHER OOO!!!". I QUICKLY
RUSHED OUT JUST IN TIME TO
SEE THE MAN APPROACHING THE
PARKING LOT.

I RAN
AFTER HIM AND WAS
SCREAMING..."EX CUSE ME,
EXCUSE ME!!!". HE STARTED
RUNNING 4 HIS CAR AS HE SAW
ME COMING. I CAUGHT UP WITH HIM
JUST
B4 HE WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D
DOOR.

I KEPT ON PULLING AND
PULLING HIS LEGS!!! JUST LIKE
AM PULLING YOURS NOW!!! YOU
TOO LIKE GIST, SEE AS YOU JUST DEY
SERIOUS DEY READ THE
story.

uself enhhhh...........

Wow what a blissful morning, gudmorning all