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happens shit

[quote author=simply_me link=topic=67205.msg1317192#msg1317192 date=1185206023]Dont quote people out of context - depends what he was saying - the guy sure enjoyed himself - post the full interview - don't just quote a small portion of what he said.

Kelly Rowland fainted out of exhaustion but she still performed after she fainted - talk about the good side of the show - not the bad side.[/quote]u have a point , but he still dissed naija

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@wifey yes

ladebi:
We are the ones that brought them to nigeria.

so ?

happens shit

wow , some of those r really nice

Islander:
well I take my prozac and my other drugs,

I am out for real man, only have a few more hours to "burn" my eyes,

While I am away be a good girl, or else

LMAO , good luck with ur research

Islander:
crazy,,that's the right substitute baby

Adios, hasta la manana,

well @ least u know that there is something wrong with u

this topic is too funny

@ islander

so not only r u an online thug but ur also sick ??
nice combo , keep up the typing ,
its nice to always have someone nairaland memeber to laugh @ when i come on

Islander:
asi Asi, you under achiever, Ebonics is not my speciality so I am getting tired of having to ask your peers for translation, Man let me send you dictionary. It is obvious you didn't post a few of those last posts ( thought you had me fooled eh?) dunce,

Anyway my eyes are closing jare, but rest assured that if you get out of line again, I shall be back,

PS, Please try another strategy, the bitch, ho, slut thingy isn't working. Let me advise you as I did many of your kind here, words like those have no effects on moi . My brothers trained me well. Islander is no 'weakheart" Now go and say your prayers and hit your bed before your other siblings take your spot, I heard sharing a Twin size bed with three other pickins is not an easy task,

LMAO am i suppose to scared ?
and for ur information i typed everything that i posted ,
i'm sure ur brothers arent responsible for ur online thuggin
and let me tell u ur typing has no affect on me , anyone can type insults
hopefully u will find a life and realise that nairaland isnt apart of the real world ,
thanks for making me laugh , i really enjoyed ur typing

Islander:
Ok stale mate, let me wipe your tears,
Now if oNLY momma had you for her daughter, two things I know for sure you would have possessed---beauty and intelligence,

Sleep Mama sleep, You did an excellent job. You are simply the best!!!

LMAO which tears ? u mean the tears from me laughing @ all the shit u typed ?
silly bitch i told u that i dont take all this back and forth nairaland thuggin shit seriously
now ms. nairaland thug u just made my point bout u not having a life , thank you
and its funny how u can comment on wat i would have possessed like u know me , and being that u dont know me thats y u type all those funny things

Islander:
My momma really has an effect on you I see. I told you pages ago, it's not too late to become someone like her, [b]Just repen[/b]t goat,

I cannot stop laughing, Are you for real heifer Go back and show me where I meddled you monkey,

nairaland thug , if u mom had an effect on me i would be a slut online thug just like u
i think u should be doing the repenting
and pls continue to type , online thug , type

nice rapper

i wish u God's protection even though u already have it

Islander:
The cops only deport illegal aliens like the boat full of you who sold all your goats to come, And how many times do  I have to tell you that "sluts' and "bitches" do not exsist in my family, Go check your family tree, trust me I am sure when you are through you would be changing your last name jare,

ONE LAST time, we DO NOT abandon our islands to over-populate others, Instead we come for positive reasons then return,

girl dont let the internet fool u and stop making a fool out of ur username
and sluts and bitches do exist in ur family , ur mom half slut and bitch and u take after her

abeg ms. online thug continue to type ur nonsense

babyosisi:
omogenaija,if you could speak Igbo,I would have given you a proverb but let me attempt it in English.
They said if a lunatic tears off your clothing and you decide to pursue him,onlookers would have a hard time differentiating the looney from the sane one.
I hope I made sense

Even Jesus told his disciples that certain demons can only be cast out by much prayer and fasting.
I have read your posts prior to this and this is not you.
Please my sister take a deep breathe and do the right thing.
Anyone reading these posts may mistake you for the cuckoo one.
You have more class than that.

babyosisi i feel u and i understand the proverb ,
but like i said earlier this is all a joke to me , its not real everyone on nairaland knows me
and if someone steps to me i have to respond and i'm not taking any of wat islander says personally its all a joke
and who knows she probably conducting a study thats why she created her internet thug personality

Islander:
OMG, You took exactly 15 mins 23secs to compose that thrash??
Damn you should have stayed in school instead of "playing" with the senior boys in the toilet,

I came back for morons like you, And hard ass, stone brain, I "Need" Nairaland for my research, but I promise to donate something back to the forum when I hit it big,

Omoge, fart box, come back with something more sustantial, I am becoming tired of you using all my recyled materials,

damn slut,  u care bout me so much that your timing how long it takes me to type a message ? damn girl your taking this nairaland thug thing to seriously,  if u don't stop i will call the cops and then u know they will bring u back to your island
and what material of urs did i use ?
bitch your useless , stupid , and lifeless ,  continue typing , continue typing

Islander:
Ok,, bat no more energy on an empty barrel, I suggest you go back to school. You are a disgrace to Nigeria. I have befriended a few over the years here, and so far they seem very intelligent,

One more time, unlike the many cowards here who create multi ids to vent their anger, Islander was created since mopey banned Neelsel. And if you were able to read and comprehend then you would have seen everywhere i have posted using Islander, I have told people it's Neelsel, So wormy what's your point??

And one last time, welfare is not becoming in my culture. Too bad I have to work my ass off to pay taxed so Liabilities like yourself can enjoy the fruits of the West, Now baboon git,

thanks for the energy that u have used on me already
my point is u made nairaland ur life , if not y come back with a different ID if ur banned ? why not just say away ?
and ms. nairaland thug u dont do shit for me ,
good luck with ur "research" trashy slut

Islander:
Oh lard, bombo cloth, ok why am I even reply this non skull?

It's obvious dummy, it I had them there, then Nairaland would have never been on my radar,

Now bat, if you have nothing sustantial to say, cierra la boca sucia ( shut your stinking mouth)

To bad the members of my family don't like 'black", under-achievers, or else maybe just maybe,

bitch i'm not using my mouth , its just typing
and so telling ur research has to do with being an internet thug ? creating mutliple accounts ? and typing up a life that u want to live but cant because u spend all ur welfare on drugs ?

Islander:
LOLOLOLOLOL, Abortions, ke,

We have ALL made mama proud, No my Mama has values so abortion isn't her thing,,,muppet,

Again I have a real life, and Nairaland is where I come to get research on low lives like you. So when I am ready to do my cases I wouldn't need to go interview some junkie or prostitute on the street, when there are tons roaming freely here,

why do u have to come to nairaland when u can all the research in ur family ?
girl again i have to tell u - a nairaland life isnt a real life

i wish u happiness

mr. lagos

Islander:
Asshole it's obvious I won't speak it through your lice infested ass, so the typing would have to do for now,

And "bitch"? Isnt't that the nicknames the Egwi gave your mom after she slept with him for pounded yam and garriSuch a shame,

no that was the nickname he gave ur mom all the other men that sleep with ur mom call her "trash"

dont tell me bout ur dad , i knew him very well
and he was right ur mom should have aborted u
stupid child , and please try to get a real life , nairaland isnt everything

Islander:
Speak for yourself slowpoke,
It was blood for me, I just enjoy flexing my tongue muscles on scabs like you,

word of advise, you have now earned yourself a spot in my "black book of Nairalanders"  Oh! I just love recruiting candidates for my book,

silly bitch , i dont care ,
please continue to type all that shit that u cant talk

Islander:
No my dad(RIP) had class, He wouldn't have looked at you if you came covered in Platinum under your birthday suit,

Too late now to retreat heifer, PLEASE abeg, finish up what you started, I don't appreciate chickens, especially those who came out of their pens without being summoned,

No nothing won't happen to me, I am well covered,

don't worry u will soon be able to go ask him bout me

and sorry that u life is the way it is

Islander:
Please turtle drop this psychological approach, You are not having fun, I can see your chest heaving with shame, Now it's not too late to turn your sorrowful, non productive life around, REPENT,

island this is all fun , sorry that i'm not like u that takes nairaland seriously  , all this is internet and its all funny ass hell to me

Islander:
Now I am rolling over, If you truly knew Neelsel all this rubbish you have been posting here wouldnt even have escaped that swallow pea you have the audacity of calling  a brain,

Neelsel is very blunt, takes no prisoners, And yes I am not one of your pretensive crew member, I say what I mean and mean what I say,

Now again, as I was saying, You need to stop selling your body. Didnt they teach you in sunday school, that your body is the temple of the Lord .

Anyway make sure you douch regurlarly, I heard your type stinks,

islander the only person that ever slept with me was ur dad , and like i said earlier , his d!ck was golden
and wat ur dad and i use to do all night long gave him a son ur half brother

and islander please , nairaland isnt real and take the warning  , watch wat u say b4 things start happening to u

no problem

chiegemba:
@ my dropy and babaluku; say hi 2 them

@omogenaija; sista mi am kind of dissappointed though. . u never ever let anger take d better part of u

i'm angry ,  i'm having fun - this is nothing but a joke to me  
y would i let someone's typing make me angry ? all this isnt real its jsut internet