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Science walkway is one place i dread most on campus, too many pipu sitting down, eating gala, dat minute ur eyes mit wit som of dos science dudes and ur hrt missd a beat, u kip asking if u luk fine.
#Ladies! U kw wat i mean. *winks*

Flutter: Other should check. My G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡D̶̲̥̅ standing issh has finally been settled,it stopped saying rubbish just now.smiles# now I can fnk abt gettn hostel. Thx omolaraparis n mystolad
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Anytym sister.

Dygeasy: Charle.. I'd Say You Let Things Be And Don't Resort To E-threats. It Won't Earn You Any Cool Points.

OmolaraParis Is Someone I Can't Describe. She Let's Her Fingers Mix Things Up For Her Whenever She's Typing Cos I Doubt She Ever Weighs Her Words Before Clicking The Submit Button. I Wonder Why.

She Was Quick To Castigate The Other Guy Yesterday. Like Damn! That Was Wrong. Being Selfless To The Point Of Losing Out Yourself. Who Does That?

We All Know How Things Are Done With Unilorin, Its Either You're Fast Or You Lose It. The Guy Did The Best Anybody Could Have. He Secured His And Came Here To Tell Others. Seeing The Hostel Thing Come Out Would Have Thrown Anybody Into A Jolt And The First Thing A Normal Person Would Have Done Is To Log In To His/Her Portal And Not Nairaland. Nobody Pays Anybody To Drop Information Here And We All Reserve The Right To Share Or Not To Share Whatever We Hear.

I Was In The Cybercafe When I Saw People Applying But I Couldn't Tell Here. Why? I Was Helping My Coursemates Register For Their Courses. 5minutes Later, People Couldn't Apply Again.

So Let's Be The Friends We Ought To Be, Stallites And Freshers Alike And Look Forward To A Bright Session.

I'll Be Looking Forward To Someone's word tongue-lashing.

Cheers!

I'm sure u didnt recieve any trophy 4 ds long essay cmposition of yours.. U'r ryt, nobdy was actuali paid 2 drop infos here but lyk i said, it takz SELFLESSNESS to share wit odas wot u kw xpeciali at desperate tyms,
Realtem, Boss i salute u o, wen i saw ur reply ystday, i cudnt respond, u'r one hell of a person wit brain on resolution, kws wat 2 do and how 2 go abt it. M nt a fan of respect but i bot one and gav 2u ystday.

Alrt.. And 4u Dygeasy, Harmattan semester exams, 100l.
Time: As much as u can.

Using the above response, Describe OmolaraParis and mention her causes and effects?
U go fail big tym.. M unpredictable 2d core. GUY abeg free me o jare, i wan go chop kuli kuli alata..
Tables!

Gbogbolet: if i av to reply. U base on wt u said dt coz i get one for myself dts y i dey talk so.. Walai u no go wish enta dis thread again... Bt i won't reason dsame way as gal does... I rest my case......... Erik our ultimate search continues... Kenny no dey available today oo mak u go luk 4 one 4 ur dept...... Eyaa i don 4get say u b jst 20 for dt place...... Let meet at dt toast bread joint.. Wanna bath

Cant u jez shut up 4 1cs and b reasonable? " "Walai u no go wan enta ds thread"
and am suppox 2b scared of dat empty threat?
U'r stupid 4 real. Oya brng it on na.

Gbogbolet: if i av to reply. U base on wt u said dt coz i get one for myself dts y i dey talk so.. Walai u no go wish enta dis thread again... Bt i won't reason dsame way as gal does... I rest my case......... Erik our ultimate search continues... Kenny no dey available today oo mak u go luk 4 one 4 ur dept...... Eyaa i don 4get say u b jst 20 for dt place...... Let meet at dt toast bread joint.. Wanna bath

Cant u jez shut up 4 1cs and b reasonable? " "Walai u no go wan enta ds thread"
and am suppox 2b scared of dat empty threat?
U'r stupid 4 real. Oya brng it on na.

Gbogbolet: if i av to reply. U base on wt u said dt coz i get one for myself dts y i dey talk so.. Walai u no go wish enta dis thread again... Bt i won't reason dsame way as gal does... I rest my case......... Erik our ultimate search continues... Kenny no dey available today oo mak u go luk 4 one 4 ur dept...... Eyaa i don 4get say u b jst 20 for dt place...... Let meet at dt toast bread joint.. Wanna bath

Cant u jez shut up 4 1cs and b reasonable? " "Walai u no go wan enta ds thread again"
and am suppox 2b scared of dat empty threat?
U'r stupid 4 real. Oya brng it on na.

2nd list waiters, i gatherd ur list wud b awt latest ds wkend.. Kip d fire burni, am praying 4 u, and it wil b my pleasure to av u on d beta by far field. Til then, Stay blessd.

khattab008: My CGPA in d old portal is already above 1.5 but am still see dis nonsense goodstanding msg, not all my personal details are even on d new portal

Obviously it cud b a departmental, Comsit or L.A tyn then sinc couple of pipu ar xperiencing d same, here is my advice, y nt stay close 2d old portal, afteral d hostel application link is stil dia, wen its released, mayb 4 pipu lyk u, d app wil kom up on ur old portal, i wud av adviced u go 2d schl 2, but it wudnt make much of a difrence if truly d hostel reservation wil b out 2day. Al d same, act swiftly, gather relevant info as much as u can.

mystolad: ..........HOSTEL ALERT.......
Hostel reservation link will be available for stallites tomorrow morning.

FYI

Thanks bro, wil stay close.

Flutter: I would like to know,V U̶̲̥̅̊ seen all ur results. I was fnkn dt d reason y eng students have nt been cleared is bcz we v still got abt 2 results left to be released.Is ds a likely cause?dd U̶̲̥̅̊ see all ur results b4 U̶̲̥̅̊ wr cleared?. Thx

No, didnt c al my results b4 d msg cleard, as i wrote earlier, wen sm of my courses wer uploaded on d old portal and d cgpa rose abv d requird wic was below the requird b4 sm of d results wer uploaded, i was cleard on d new portal, d msg disappeard d 4lowing day.

Flutter: Pls wr do U̶̲̥̅̊ check for hostel. Whenever I click other payment details on my portal,it says 'Nan'

Wrng! Old portal tyns. Log in2 d new portal wif ur matric numbr and ur surname as pasword.. There it awaits u, nice luking portal wif every of ur details up 2 date.

Flutter: I v exceeded d 1.5 tng snc bt it still say s the same tng. Plus none of my results have been transferred 2 d new portal. Is it possible to get hostel through the old portal?
P:S- HaS any english students been cleared of these G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡D̶̲̥̅ standing issue cz nt even my fwnds v been cleared despite their gp.

Since u dnt even kw d ryt channel 2 log in 2d new portal, how then do u kw u av dat "MESSAGE" on ur portal, u'v always bin on d old portal i guez.. Your log in ID is ur matric numbr and pasword is ur surname, gv us a fed bak of wot u c wen u log in.
And Yes, nt possible 2 get hostel allocation wif dat msg stil on ur portal.

sweetstuff20: whenever i try to log in to the new undergraduate portal, it keeps telling me inappropriate log in parameters. Please what could be the cause

Ur log in ID is ur matric numbr and ur surname, nt d customizd pasword u use on d old portal.

khattab008: None of my results have been transfered to the new portal i hope it won't affect i chance of reserving hostel sha

There are no results wotsoever transfad 2d new undaG portal.
In my own case, wen d CGPA got to 1.5, i automaticali stop receiving dat God damned, hyper-blood rising msg on d new portal, dats y u stil av d old portal 4 ur results on last session and any new dvlopmt on uploaded courses apns dia.
Hmmm, Operating 2 portals at a go! if u ask me, its reali advancd tech i'd say.
About d effect on d hostel app, am nt certain..

khattab008: None of my results have been transfered to the new portal i hope it won't affect i chance of reserving hostel sha

Its well bro.

khattab008: Boss old or new portal
Pls has any 200level student checked d new portal mine is telling me dat am not in good standing whch is wrong sha

Yes I have, cgpa above 1.5 though, its as a result of cgpa below 1.5, wen al ur courses ar uploaded and ofcourse, u aced dem!, it wil automatically change. I had similar issue wen d new UndaG portal emergd, buh as my courses wer uploaded, and cgpa rose above 1.5, d "nt in gud standard" madness automaticali disappeard d 4lowing day..

Gbogbolet: stop talking lyk dt. Before he loggin to nairaland and post. The thing Wil av come and gone. Male hostel was opened for 5 mins. Female hostel is not up to 15 mins. So tel me if u where in his shoe, wil u first post for nairaland b4 u face ur primary busines? When d thing was out, i was inside d comsit, dt hw me gan self see chance! When i tried to login 2 help anoda person.. D thing don close already. Bt stil dey thank d man 4 comsit wey put me 2ru,. And 4 pple dt missd d hostel, u hav chance 2 get again. U jst nid 2 b at alert more. Go and get marry 2 ur portal, and mak sure u always login around 12pm den always visit comsit regularly coz any hostel rumour, u go hear am immediately. Hostel wil be release small small until d thing close permanently. ..........@ erik u jst left person 4 park abi.. I go do my own..

Nt teling it hia wen d allocation kam up is a total offence bcuz we'r al here 2 help one anoda, but i perfectly undastud d guy wen he leta xplaind. He was kind enuf 2 apologize 2 almst evryone so dnt get defensive 4 him alrt?
U'r saying ds bcuz u also got one 4 urself, bsyds, i dnt tink av talk too much, and YES! i'd av log in 2 nairaland 2 post d info no mata wat, i'l b too anxious 2 tel oda..
The gud news is, i heard d portal 4d hostel app wil b re-opend.. And i op dats true.. D rest dont mata anymor.
Try 2 post on nairaland nxt tym u get infos dat pipu ar desperat 4. Dats my sin.. However, If i av offended whosoeva, pls pardon me.. Tnks.

realtem: hostel is #28,000 plus bank charge which is #250 equals #28,250. I've booked one for myself but yet to pay. I'm given 72hours to pay for the hostel. So those of you going around and sitting in cyber cafes are kind of just wasting your precious time and money because you can book it down on your phone and locate a cyber cafe or if you have a pc to pay the money before 72 hours.

Hey you, i didnt c u posting arnd here wen d hostel app kam up,
u did got urself a clean space b4 koming down 2 ann0unce d termination though, if only u had taken d effort 2 ann0unc here immediately u knew, sure zum peeps arnd here wud av gotten a space lyk u did 2,
Next tym, try 2b selfless ok?
Nao i dnt kie if u're mad though, d truth is always bitter u kw.

Cutesthunk: Here is a poem
i wrote when i was 13 -
HEAVEN WHAT A PLACE TO
BE....
I SING GLEEFULLY FOR MY
TREASURES I WILL SEE.........
......Recently i lost a friend
named Lekan, we grew up
together, wrote unaab's
postutme last year, we didn't
gain admission, but he got
admitted into an ogun state
polytechnic, he had such an
uplifting smile, he was
sponsoring himself in school,
very independent, taught me
to not put my trust in man,
there where wealthy ppl in his
family, but they just wouldn't
help, despite all this Lekan
strived on, he didnt get
discouraged, he did catering
stuffs, decoration, cakes,
consultation, he was really
talented in using his hands to
create beautiful things that
amazed people greatly.. There
was a day we spoke about
our dreams, and he told me
he really wanted his business
to expand so he could reach
out to more people... Most
importantly, he feared God,
we sang together in
Ressurection band (a group of
talented musicians that
minister to ppl), and i was
always happy anytime i had a
chance to be with ore mi
Lekan...Unfortunately, he died
a few days back, i was
shocked when i heard the
news and immediately rushed
to his house, i thought i was
dreaming cause we spoke on
phone not quite long...he was
very ill and couldn't make it,
but i was told that he made
some prayers in pain before
he left.....Tears rolled down my
eyes when i saw my friend's
coffin, i thought about his
dreams...but..hmmmm.....what
can we do? What are we
pursuing in this world that
makes us forget the one who
created this WORLD? Where
does our heart lies? What is
the gain in trying to please
our peers and others? My
Lekan has gone, but his trust
in God till the end has taught
me too to trust God....R.I.P
brotherly

Pipu die, so what?? Anybody here whos reali neva gon die? Life goes on bro, wat mataz most is wer we find ourselvz wen we lose that breath.. So eida u'r using 100yrs or 10 on planet earth, be gud always. RIP LEKAN, If u'r in heaven, tel my grandmum i said "Hi", ur frnd Cutesthunk misses U 2 ok?
Adieu.

immortal07: C me c wahala oo.....plz any1 in mathematick dept sud answer dis Q..........I av maths , eng,phy,further maths nd econs in o'level....nd I can add biology 2 dat combination dats usin 2 sittings.....d only subject I dnt av is chem in both sittin...am I nt qualified fr mathematics..........tho. I used weac nd neco....dev av bin askin me 2 re-upload oo....hu has anytin reasonable 2 share on dis??

Although am nt in d sciences but aving maths and f/maths is mor lyk aving history and govt in a sitting and saying bot ar nt d same, i tink ur Chemistry shud b fully involvd.
At ds junction, am scared for u bro, but i pray God favors u..
I tink d ryt combo shud b Maths, Eng, Phy, Chem and Bio. (I stand 2b correctd pls)

TOMMYS: hahahahahahaha. Y b say pple wey dem ouse near yaba "left" plenty 4 hear. thumb up to nairaland... no offence doh.

I 4gve u.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE NIGERIANS..
"Arise oh compariot, Nigeria's call obey".
Wake up and lets fight till we fight no more. D destiny of Nigeria is in our hands, YEA, i mean US.!

lavendie: use ur initiative, abi person no fit use short form of words again

Jeez! C wash! Tough gal.. ;-)

cyberthief: They no admit pharmacy student dis yr fa? coz i neva c any1 wey don get admisn.Abeg if U don get signify

#FACT# only 10 stju:dnt wer ofad pharmacy last yr, was announcd at d freshers orientation, so there are but jez d vry few LUCKY ones.

Scholari: lets him talk abt clearance nw,,,
our blood dey hot ooo,,lol

Eh! Wetin dey wori ds one? Why wil he talk abt clearance? Na im gv u admission? U beta pack ur files and go to comsit 2mrw or u wait til eazyboi kom help u.

crowther15: I suppose 2go to Ilorin dis afternun buh becos of dis Skul fee wahala, I cancelled the journey

Bros i f33l ur pains but i can only do lytl or nothing, God'l c u tru ok? It is well.

Toybeck: Need a reserved MALE roommate.....interested fresh student shud kindly hook me up on whatzapp 07068962621 or 2go @toybeck. mind u am also a fresh student.

Una list don show?

Anybody with TANGIBLE info on stalite female hostels pls?

happykidArotiba: wait oh..wetin dey do unilorin??...i uploaded my documents, i was admitted for microbiology..i had 293 in jamb..and 80 in postjamb...i was given microbiology after wich i chose medicine oh..naw i reluctantly..paid d accpetance fee..den and i uploaded my docu..i had 1,A1.3,B2,3,B3,1,C4,and 1,C5..in relevant science subjects in o.level..one sitting..in 2011..naw..saw clearance..its tellin me..dat i'v bn cleared to studey geology,..though it was geography i had A1..oh..see me see trouble oh..wat shuld i do pls.after denyin me medicine...dey are naw denyin micro..again..wait.are dey mad??

Hey, U can't b moved lyk dat 4 no cause, smtyn must av gone wrong somwer, eida wrng jamb subjects combo or faild a subject relevant 2 dat field. Irrespective of how gud ur scores may be, wen u miss it there, u miss evrytyn. Take hrt ok? GEO is pretty cool 2.

Hlo pipu,
I wud lyk 2 clear d air on d issue of 2nd list. Pls get ds strai8, admissn exercise wil b cmpleted b4 28th ( i op i got dt right) buh it wasnt stated dat al lists wotsoeva, wud b awt on or b4 dat date, so pls, stop scaring 2nd list waiters, they ar also entitled 2b a unilorite, bcuz luking at it keenly, som of them av gud putme results, (70% abv), nice o'lvl and al dat, deservz 2b on a merit list but u kw, wer'r in naija and we talkin abt BBF @ dat, So pls, dnt b feeling fly cuz u'r jez lucky.
Al tyns bin equal, 2nd list waiters, i'm believing God 4 som of u dat u'l smile at d end of d day, jez go and increas ur prayers, xpeciali dos dt don't av cnnections, and blv wif Faith alrt? U'l kom arnd and share ur testimny by God's grace. Cngrats in advance.


Note: dnt 4get 2 kal me on ur matric day 2 kom chop pie and kunu oh. Lol.
*dancing skelewu as curtains falls*

Lovren: Just like d lara I use to know .. last year's memory just kip flying back.. always fun uh.. guys u talking to ur senior oh so I think she deserves. Some respect.

Boss, i cu oh! ;-) U kw say me i lyk 2 cause trouble wel wel, twas on dat grnd we bcm frnds.
Ao's d hols goin? I dey kom sociology kom cause troubs nxt session o, i op u'r ready 4 me? Ao's ur twins?
Shey u kw say seyi kp dn enta ur dept nao, i'l c u guys at schl.
(TAKES KEKE MARUWA AND RIDES TO MONEY SECTOR )
Bros na schl fees i dey find. Takia.

Dygeasy: Linguistics Indeed.

You Don't Give Up Do You?

dats xactly my point.. U kw too much, tak ur eyes off pipu's flaw and ur mistak wil b void 2 odas. PEN UP!

ShehuAba: The attack, counter attack going on here is un necessary.
No man is an island, so whenever you're corrected you take it and move on.
@Al hasan was corrected and he accepted it and move on even to the extent of modifying the post.
What should be of concern to all is the way you're been corrected. That shows the level of maturity, understanding, and intelligence of the person doing such.

*sighs*Matured post eva, on ds note, i rest my case, thank u ShehuABU.

erimakosamuel: omolaraparis or what eva u call urself........it is with great pleasure dat i solemnly apologise to the house of nairaland (unilorin thread) for ur stupidness and magninamous foolishness .ur outragious and irrational word incolaboration with pride has notin to do with the admission............hmmmmnnn,u call me a young fool....den i guess u are the advanced fool........Lblessing is a lingua franca champion in english,yet she kept mute because she dont wana disgrace u.........u beta ask her for number,so dat she will put u tru....madam i too know.......abeg oo,make una help me ask her wetin be her g.p.......ur mouth too dey run ,zip up pal.



cheers ko,cheery ni.

is dat all sir? Sori, wif ur gram. I gv u d certificate of bot d young and advance fool, u so much sound lyk u'r breeded in d gutter, ranting wit u is jez lyk chewin wit a bad tooth ache.. Nxt tym ok?

mystolade: Bro.....
D girl said "learn to take your eyes off other's mistakes"

The grammatical flaunting,blabbing etc are all excessive.

Thank u 4 readin my post rytly. U av a msg (fbuk, chek nao pls).