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Ojosaac: Are they still uploading cuz, i haven't seen anybody admitted to any art course like law, masscomm, linguistics e.t.c God help us ooo

Av bin admitted for linguistics oo

finally my GOD has done it! LINGUISTICS nooni.proudly unilorite!

mystolad: Kindly chk my username well.
And for once be polite.try n respect oda's view. Ok?

Oh! I c, wer u polite wen u kald me a "masculine devil"? It hurts u bad nw doesnt it? My frnd do unto odas wot u want odas 2 do unto u, and 4d record, i dnt bleep until am denotatd.
Minwhl 4 ur username, i kw its you, "mystolad" and am "paris-real name dou" ar we done h3r3 or ar we there yet?

mystolad: @omolaraparis,u r a masculine devil....shud in case d guy's case boomerang,u ll continue wit ur study while he ll face it alone.....

Boy u can kal me woteva u want, buh u kw wot? I'm too rigid 2 b shaken!
U wer on ds trend last year and i saw d way u wer fucking panicking/fraustratd wen u wernt admittd, u said alotta shit bak den (neva registratd nairaland den but av bin 4lowing ds trend sinc tey tey) oh! i 4get if u gat d chanc 2 run 2 aso rock to lay blames/complains den, u wud cuz u wer so fraustratd den, i undastd u'v bin admittd into ICT or woteva now so u can rumble and mumble woteva u want! Buh hold up! Guy d race aint jez here, we'r moving 2 fast each day and we'l all c @ da top wit nobody exemptd i can bet u. Bear wif me i got 2 go... (strides).

ednut1: it pays to be patient in life, pple wit rebelious characters dont survive in unilorin, d skul has done ntin wrong, they hv released d first list, i was in ilorin last week , and i saw alot of freshers in town, wit all d flaws on unilorin reg dey are nt complainin but chillin, d guy went to d paper to soil d skul name wich id bad, before u make conclusion about d skul ask pple in d system already, as some ere also pointed out, more pple will be admitted evn if it by decemba or 2 days to matric. Am nt claimin i knw every tin, but wen u guys resume u will find out that easy does it ere, peace

I tink ure wrong here, he did it 4 all of us, ds wil ginger dem to hasten d 1st list registration and gv a quick stand 4d 2nd list and oda list too if there's goin 2 b any.
@harjibola, kudos guy, u'r wot d voices of nigeria struggling universities applicants nid. Bold, Brilliant and Branded, dats wot u ar.

habolx: all linguistic aspirant in the building allah shall help us all

Linguistics of d hyhest oda, am available, inshort, emi noor ree.

Finally its tonight! Lets say 7:30 to 8:00pm, gudluck everyone.

collozzuz: Mi o raye oshi...doctrina probitas...am on my way...terye,lovren pls let ha be....gurls stuf ni jare

(Shockd) OLUWA OH! C fraustration! Ha ha ha, shebi u gat ur reply on 2go? Oops! Sowi kid, u'r nw a reminant and 2 sad am nt in2 old skul, bsyds i dnt do left-overs, u kw now, am thru rubbing ur head in da gutter na niyen, (winks)
So.., Next topic pls!? Hoi!

Terye: U can't speak gwud english.. U also can't read gwud english... Chaaaiii... Ur prob is unlimited.... U don't watch futball... If u do! U would av heard Torres! Taking on three at the moment in d commentary... And u don't read Newspapers... Mrs PICK UP... Laugh in japanese... Long man kó, short man ni....

Don't u get it?! I'm done with u! u'r now a reminant, a left-ova per say u kw, uhuh.. Ha ha ha ha,
next...!?

Lovren: .. According Oxford dictionary mehm... Ur xo called PICK ON is TO TREAT SUMBODY UNFAIRLY; BY BLAMING, CRITICIZING OR PURNISHING THEM... i.e she was picked on by the oda gurls bcuz of her size... On the oda hand... TAKE ON is to TO PLAY AGAINST SOMBODY IN A GAME OR CONTEST or TO FIGHT AGAINST SOMEBODY i.e the rebels took on the entire roman army... If ur dictionary shows odawise... Go flush it down the toilet mehm... ... And also... TAKING ON collozuz is a vewi vewi bad idea.. I pity u gurl... IDGAF!!!... I don't know y u dis frustrated mehm... D 2nd list is stil pendin and u ar as frustrated as dis... Mehn... Omaga ooo... Collozuz! Abeg free chic.... We on the fast lane bro...

Hahahahaha, Øoops! Cwiously i jez confirm u aint jez a part time fool buh a full tym slowpoke, so who's now wrong? So is ds actualy a contest or game or is dia anybody here wif a rifle wen u set an example wit fight and an army wic is "take on" as u say? Ha ha ha ha, i knew ur brain wasnt working wen u wer writting earlier, dats y i askd u 2 chek it, i c u jez uploaded d gud part of d brain dou.
Wen u wont study @ evry length, u dnt visit oda fields, den u dnt kw wot d world has to ofa u, iyen bee.
Eida in idioms, contemporary, archaic english or literary meaning,
oxford; concise and thaesarus, longman, John ford dico etc, "pick on" remains to insult, criticiz, quarrel, reprimand unnecessarily or unfairly and sorts. So.... I op u copy now.
To d guy who spoke of "pick on" on idioms, am so thrilld we stil av ppl who ar still and always visible and vigorous in evry perspectiv and field of knowledge, kudos guy, i c u and i dop my cap 4 u 4 real.!
Thankx y'all, its ova.!
Minwhl,
Unilorin i'm on my way... Molara say so. (smiles and exits).

collozzuz: lara or woteva u r called,i tot i 've advice u on 2go b4,bt u kinda arrogant...i cee,u lose ur brain drain valve,sumtin is leakin,u dis godforbidden lowlife.......smh

Ds shows ao lazy ur mother was and is, go bak home and tel her dat i askd her 2 teach u mor of real manners.
Ohuhohuo! (-_-) Worthlez kid!

opezy: hmmmm...hw cum u dnt knw wat 'pick on' means well 'pick on' z wen u av a grudge or fight against sum1 i.e totally against d person.

Brother pls tell him what he lacks total knowlegde of ooh,
I c ur brain is intact o jare, thanks faa.

Terye: Lwkmd.. Take out, pick on... Chaaiii... Lemme give a lil tutorial on ur proposed course of study... Wen u take out.. Its wen u knock a person down and he/she fainted... U ar z to av taken him or her out.. E.g Dutchy wasted no tym.. Saw d gun and take him out.. No 2.. Pick on, absolutely no idea whr u get dah fwom... Take on is 101% percent right.. E.g.. For we football lovers.. Wen a team is on d offensive.. They take on the opposition defence wit d aim of twisting and tormentin lyf outta them to either score or get a foul... Bt wen dey ar on the defensive.. The lyks of David Luiz takes up the opposition players durin a set-piece.. Thats y u c tossling in d 18 yard box... U av gat a long way to go dear... Ur proposed department is nt a beans oo.. And d guy LOVREN is far ahead of yaa.. Xo.. Correct urself b4 correctin odas.. Terye awt..

(who we slap?, who cheek swell?)
I'm nt surprise u av ur head btw ur thighs, i swear to God u'r a fool of da hyhest oda, d prob u av is dat u aint ready 2 learn, no wonda u'r as pathetic as u ar, u shud chek ur brain kid,
"Loveren is ahead of me?!" ha ha ha, i cant laff, d kid is my frnd on 2go and am fully aware of almst evrytyn abt him, if nt dat i respectd d fat dat he's ur bro, i wud av shown u d way 2 straight hell to rot in it wit devil ur grandLORD buh i reconsida and pardon u jez 4 his sake, buh b4 i flip out, i av a sentenc 4 u, " go and search mor on common sense bcuz its hyhly uncommon! "
(Molara walks out as curtain falls.)

Lovren: Lwkmd4h.. Pple takin each oda on.. Terrific.

U can only take out and pick on, nt take on...

Ds thread is xperiencing stagnancy, why?

Lovren: . U takin it personal here sis.. Hate? haaha. Everi 1 undastd hes just kiddin sis. Just to ease the tension.. U need to work on yaa self b4 takin ppl on mehm. Just an adv.. Lovren awt.

I dont av much 2 ofa u dan, "ch3k ur brain..!"

Terye: Chaaaiiii... Mehn! C vocab!... Just passin by sha! Chaaaarrraaaa! Am awt...

Ogbeni u can't do beta, dat was just a slight error and u'r taking it so personaly as if d world has ended.
(Dnt kw y ppl ar jez here 2 show talents and hate)

bola4dprec: An educated person is one who has learned that
information almost always turns out to be at best
incomplete and very often false, misleading,
fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong. Unilorin is a school that situated in northern central of Nigeria with its catchment areas include Benue, Plateau, Kogi Kwara itself and some other northern states is their any yoruba state inclusive ?

Ar u okay at all? Wot has he said nw dat has warrantd insults? Can't u just open ur brain 4 1c? Cuz i blv ur eyes ar deceiving u plainly bcuz u avnt bin applying ur brain. Mtcheww.

wibarforce: D List Is Gona Be A Long Time B4 Em Release it I have a friend dat neva took ilorin buh since since z 2nd choice nrva picked I'm he started processing ilorin ystaday and who is hlpin I'm is d wife to d vc. And he just sent is result to Τ̲̅ђǝ̩̩̩̥ woman ystadai and she called I'm today that her husband is now working on it...So What's Τ̲̅ђǝ̩̩̩̥ Assurance that they A̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ donw with d list

I'm or Him? Its quite unfortunate dat u tender a story lyk ds arnd here with ds sorta shorthand or woteva. I op u kw ao many ppl ar reading ds. 2 sad for you!

I kw my name is on ds coming batch but am just 2 Worid uni!orin is nt Worid abt som of us dat our parents ar Worrying us everyday abt d list, dey even threatend 2 send som of us 2 Warri 2 broda Wariegbe 2 help im in his building materials business if we dnt quit Watching movies @ om rada dan goin 2d cafe 2 chek d syt, now our nicknames has become Worrisome.
Wot shal we do nao?

SEYI_KP: NA UR FACE HE GO BE WHEN UNILORIN GO RELEASE 2BATCH WEY ALL OF US GO DO REGRISTRATION TOGETHER,

Gbam! I c u boss! I can't shout,
Simple and straight-up!

wibarforce: Amen

Is it a prayer? Mtchewwwwwww

shrek4: I meant the very first batch, my admission was published on both sites(Jamb and Unilorin)... Read my first post on dis same page!

No issues, thanks.

shrek4: First list... via JAMB portal

*CONFUSED*
Ar u saying unilorin didnt ofad u her admission whl jamb did?

2 dos dat av bin admittd, pls.., did ur putme result says 0 to or ur score ws indicated? Asap responz wil b hyhly appreciatd. Thanks

Hahahahahahahahaha, i cant laff o, even after laffing,
wel, trend is funny, ramzy or ram and co, una 2 dey make me laff, na uni!orin cause ds katakata now oh, well shar, it is well even in d dipest well.
Uni!orin am on way, mo!ara say so. U kan say ya own if ya kie 2.

kolagbemi: I'm really sorry Dear....the error isn't intentional. I actually meant to say @freshboi193...hope my apology is accepted sha.

By the way, @OmolaraParis: don't you tink that foul words are too much for my error?

I'm sowi, i ws quick 2 act, all dat wasnt necesary buh i ws angry beyond measure dat ao cud som1 put me in2 a shit i ws neva involvd, pardon my words and pls, 4gv me. *cheers abi chairs, anyhow fyns nao, winks*
minwhl, uni!orin am on my way!

kolagbemi: its absolutely unfair to bring d name of God to ridicule...@OmolaraParis, u coz all dis unnecessary commotion in dis room and i want u to know dat ur service may not be accepted by God because our God isnt a God of confusion, He does everything in order and perfection (“God is not the author of confusion but of peace. . . .Let all things be done decently and in order” I Corinthians 14:33). if seun who owns nairaland sort to create orderliness and perfection by creating rooms for all segments, how much more will d God of Orderliness and peace demand from us or do himself. Do you know Orderliness helps edification, it reveals God’s character and finally, Orderliness promotes peace.
I guess u probably do dis to bring d words to d people dat will not deliberately check His words in the religion room bt i want u to know that God Himself doesn't want to achieve His goal by forcing Himself on d unwilling hearts but rather give us d chance for free will.
May the God of peace himself help u as u preach his words....

to u all dat feel offended by d post i wish to apologies on behalf of d poster...he post it in d wrong room.

If u'r ok physicaly, i dnt fink u'r ok spiritualy and mentaly,
kom, i put ya mouth? U fink God is a manipulator dat wil put somelz' luggage on anoda pesin's head? U bera rewind d steering of ur brain and c weda i actualy cuz confusion and commotion wif any1, biko mind ya self and let ur head b korekt, dats y i didnt sort 2 post after any1 cuz its obvious u'r among d bizzybodies!

I dey laff, too sad 99% of peepz here wont try 2 paddle dem own canoe, saddle dem own horse and face dem own god-damnd businez,
has it always bin ds way in here?!
Minwhl, uni!orin am on my way, schl fyns nani, mo!ara say so.

Jasboi: is dis y we are here

I shud b asking why u ar stil here, cuz i tot u said u'v gaind admission in2 1 oda schl and unilorin,
Wait dia, pretty søon u'l find out ao regrettabl it wil b 2 gain admission into uni!orin & oda schl and wilnt gain in2 heaven. * we'l c weda ur admission leta wil take u dia*

Lord p!s grant me admission !nto uni!orin on ds vry coming batch, i ask u oh Lord cuz dos dat av gained dont av 2heads, dey av 1, jst lyk me, p!s let me luk bak wif gratitude 2 u whl i 4get my past 4yrs of seeking and tears, amma leav d land of promise ds tym and goin 2d fulfilment level, wotchout 4 my upcoming ! linguistics nani ! uni!orin am on my way, mo!ara say so!