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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Stanbic IBTC Is Currently Recruiting by onihaxy: 7:35am On Jul 15, 2015
[quote author=gsleek post=35874917][/quote]they continue with their regular contract /outsourced platform
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Stanbic IBTC Is Currently Recruiting by onihaxy: 2:06pm On Jul 14, 2015
slim002:
A human capital development firm based in Ibadan, Oyo State hereby requests suitably qualified persons to apply for the underlisted positions

1. Training Officers
2. Admin Officers
3. Marketing Officers
4. Research Officers
5. Communication Officers

Requirement/Qualification

Minimum of a masters Degree in any discipline. Must be highly proficient in the use of Microsoft Office Suite, Microsoft Excel, PowerPoint and Computer Operations. Must be articulate, speaks fluent English and be a good team player.

MODE OF APPLICATION

Interested and qualified persons should send in their application and CV via e-mail to:- recruitmentmanagement8@gmail.com
within 7 days of this publication.

Please state the position you are applying fo as the subject of your e-mail.

Only short-listed candidates will be contacted for the interview
a company requesting for a minimum of masters degree for employment now using @gmail.com as resourcing mail?.

guy pls delete this fake gnld scam from here and don't derail this thread for "Stanbic to be" staff.

next time I see this trash here. it won't be funny at all.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Demolishes Illegal Structures/Brothel In Owerri (Photos) by onihaxy: 12:32pm On Jul 14, 2015
Ok
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bomber Kills Civilian JTF In Maiduguri by onihaxy: 2:50pm On Jul 13, 2015
not again
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Stanbic IBTC Is Currently Recruiting by onihaxy: 8:14am On Jul 13, 2015
Hiploko:
is the 4 months official or is dependent on the number available to be inducted as a batch...
bros. I said ranges from one month to four months
I have seen someone called after 6 month sef.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Stanbic IBTC Is Currently Recruiting by onihaxy: 7:49am On Jul 13, 2015
gsleek:
wat are u implying?
cos during my medicals I met some ppl considered for the enquiry officer role.....and that's over 6weeks ago
they weren't contract staff
we were all fresh applicants
bros no vex. I'm not conversant with fresh applicants cos i am inside. I'm much conversant with people I see. maybe it was a misconception on my side.

after medicals, you are already one leg in. just be hopeful for induction call. it ranges between one to four months after successful medical examination
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Stanbic IBTC Is Currently Recruiting by onihaxy: 7:40am On Jul 13, 2015
Hiploko:
contract staff medicals...
last week monday
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Stanbic IBTC Is Currently Recruiting by onihaxy: 7:30am On Jul 13, 2015
Hiploko:
when?
when ?,as in?. I don't get the question
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Stanbic IBTC Is Currently Recruiting by onihaxy: 7:16am On Jul 13, 2015
jstud:
I don't think so

I'm one of the medical hopefuls and I've been following this thread to see if anyone has been called, but nothing as yet.

When did you have your interview/chat
some of Stanbic contract staff who wrote d exam and passed the interview had been sent to a specific clinic for medicals. I guess fresh applicants should get theirs any moment from now. just be hopeful
Christianity EtcThe Christian Brother Vs The Badoo. by onihaxy(op): 1:40pm On Jul 12, 2015
I woke up this Saturday morning a little
uneasy.I clicked on the link to a blog and
the topic of discuss awakened this mild
anger that had been lying quietly on my
inside.
and yea, its been a long time I posted.I
do not just want to fill this blog with
those regular posts of ‘this is how i brush
my teeth,etc’ well. I have also been too
lazy to post, u guessed right.whatever,
drrgh! (lol..pls excuse my little
‘craziness’)
So why, the topic ‘the Christian brother
and the badoo’.For the benefit of some
highly ‘respected’ people in the society,
(for whose reason this topic came to
birth) who may not know the meaning of
‘badoo’, its simply ‘the bad guy’.(plix, next
time,be not ignorant of the devices of the
enemy, so i wee not tey you)
‘Olamide’s’ song ‘badoo’ was every
where.So i can not particularly define
who a ‘badoo’ is. I hope it will get clear
from the rest of this post.
Now, there is a tendency to rant and but I
am going to be the gentle-lady that I am,
Amen!
So, our Christian brothers are great guys
and we love them.(a standing ovation for
them)Back in school, it was a common
question among the Christian sisters to
ask ‘ who is the brother?’ and that tickled
our fancy a lot.(sisters, am not trying to
betray the sisterhood or expose all those
sweet little gists of ours, trust me)
So,it was considered a great feat when
the brother finally ‘spoke the word’ and
sister received her conviction and a
relationship ensued. Now, this was all
under the fellowship umbrella. The sister
like some of us practically found herself
in fellowship meetings, excos meeting
and all that. For most of us, life on
campus went in this circle and it was
fantastic.We were totally shielded under
the umbrella of the body of Christ and far
from the clawing pangs of the world.
But then it happenened, NYSC passed
under the same umbrella of NCCF and
the story gradually changes as you meet
diverse people in the work environment.
Why am I going round sef? with the
permission of my friend.This is the story.
so the ‘badoo’ guy(let’s say his name is
‘Tobi’).
So Tobi is a partner at the firm where my
friend works.He is the typical Lagos
boy.very ‘frosh’, rides a Lexus, always has
a clean shave,plus has a masters in the
Uk, speaks smoothly, smells nice and has
those strides.Of course, he is ‘fine’ and I
mean very fine, but this is not my friends
problem as she is spiritually minded.
My friend, Tomi(a random name is in a
relationship with Ayo or ‘brother Ayo’ as
he was called in the fellowship.For some
reason, Tobi begins to visit the office
more often.
Ayo buys a Christian novel for Tomi on
her birthday as he has been doing over
the years.Tomi finds out its her birthday,
he gets a cake delivered to her office
with some beautiful flowers and a lovely
note. He comes by at her office and
asked to take her to lunch.Tomi agrees
to sit with him and talk. He is a perfect
gentleman, he allows her speak, listens to
her opinions and corrects her where
necessary.
He speaks of every topic from politics to
economy, religion and relationship with
deep knowledge and versatility. Tomi had
never had such moment talking.She is
used to her bible study sermons with Ayo
and the routine ‘how was your day?’ let
us pray’ and ‘bless you’. Tobi gets
smoother daily, added to his sense of
humour,Tomi sees herself drawn to him.
He totally respects and adores her,
introduces her to his friends and family
as a smart, intelligent and God fearing
colleague.
Finally, Tobi breaks the ice and tells Tomi
he wants to marry her.He tells her he
understands that she is in a relationship
but he loves her virtues. Tomi has had
the treat of her life.

Tobi has the total ‘romance package’ and
chooses his words carefully. Tomi is
bored from Ayo. You might say my friend
is being materialistic, in that case we will
just empty you into one of this category
am trying to mention here.
Of course, i blame Tomi for allowing the
relationship stretch so long with all this
loopholes.If she is not careful, what
happened in Tyler Perry’s movie ‘
Temptation’ may just repeat
itself.Meanwhile my friend and I are
planning for that guy that played the role
of the ‘husband’ in the movie for being so
insensitive until his wife contacted HIV(if
you see the guy, abeg help me hook am
down)such insensitivity!
Now have you wondered why Christian
marriages fail these days?Have you
bothered to ask?What was the content of
the relationship?How much did they both
enjoy companionship from each other
rather than spelling out 1000 sermons to
avoid fornication. Yes, we hear all the
sermons of young people avoiding sexual
sins during courtship, but the devil in his
subtleness has so much put this fear in
our hearts and has taken away the joy,
laughter and companions partners should
find in themselves during courtship.
Tomi says Ayo always tells her that their
relationship must be pure until marriage,
without blemish so he does not even
allow her visit him at home. If she has to
see him, they do so under the watchful
eyes of Ayo’s Aunty who is a spiritually
alert ‘aunty’. Halleluyah! Ayo calls her
‘dia’,not ‘dear’ o, cause i heard it once.
He has carved the word from some thick
Ondo accent(Ondo people, please forgive
me)
Tomi always has to be spiritually alert
because sometimes Ayo would buzz her
and ask her what the lord is saying about
their relationship.This is to keep Tomi in
constant check spiritually. because of
this, she has had many times of mental
and ‘spiritual stress’, always making sure
that she pulls a word from God per
season.
A friend suggested that the next time
Ayo asked what the lord was saying, she
should reply that ‘the lord is saying we
should go to the movies’. I almost passed
out in laughter.
But, mbok, Brother, your situation may
not be this extreme,but you know that as
you are reading this post the lord is
ministering to you to make your
relationship more joy filled. Repent and
ask the lord to speak to you on how to
make her laugh more often and be eager
to pick your calls.You may have to start
calling her ‘baby’ ,its not satanic, its
English and it may mean ‘a new born
baby’ and that does nobody any harm.
I am just waiting for the next person to
call me ‘my dia’ and you will see that ‘hell
has no fury like a woman scorned’. Yes, it
is scorn,because it is our fathers that
used to call our mothers that way and
many of them still went ahead to marry
several wives. So we consider it scorn to
say ‘my dia’, please be creative!
So what is happening with Tomi right
now?We want to call a committee to see
to that. Meanwhile ‘badoo’ Tobi is
thinking of his next move to make Tomi
fall flat at his feet, but we are not going
to lose another sister to a ‘badoo’ ,
somebody say,’ Amen’
It begins with you! Remember CHANGE is
everywhere.
PS- I would appreciate comments and
constructive criticisms on this topic. It
took me hours to remove and edit and be
sure i picked the right words for the
benefit of those that may think i am
backsliding.





https://olaitankushimo./2015/07/04/the-christian-brother-vs-the-badoo/




cc lalasticlala

AutosRe: Honda Accord 2004model,first Body 650k by onihaxy: 1:22pm On Jul 10, 2015
location? and issues?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Stanbic IBTC Is Currently Recruiting by onihaxy: 9:22am On Jul 10, 2015
18wheeler:
I replied all mail in my inbox. If you don't get it by morning, please tell me so I can find alternative contact means.
Regards.
18 wheeler. can we chat on bbm or whatsapp pls?. I have some enquiries to make. would have sent a mail to your outlook but I don't have your sap ID .
RomanceCaption This Proposal Picture by onihaxy(op): 9:11pm On Jul 08, 2015
hmmmmmm

HealthRe: Male Organ Is Prone To Damage, Protect Yours by onihaxy: 12:54pm On Jul 08, 2015
ok
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Stanbic IBTC Bank Fresh Graduate Trainee Programme 2015 by onihaxy: 9:37pm On Jul 07, 2015
just keep calm. as long as you haven't gotten any regret mail. just have hope and keep praying. I have seen sum1 called for medicals 6 months after interview. I have also seen sum1 given offer letter 4 months after medical. just keep your hope alive
PoliticsRe: Keep Praying For Buhari – Jonathan by onihaxy: 8:28pm On Jul 05, 2015
Bravo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pls Help Me Identify If The Job Interview Is A Scam by onihaxy: 2:14am On Jul 03, 2015
I smell GNLD
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Stanbic IBTC Is Currently Recruiting by onihaxy: 9:45pm On Jul 01, 2015
18wheeler:
Onihaxy you work with Stanbic? I'll sure meet you. I'm a follower of your cartel story. I work with Stanbic too. please reply my mail.
Ok boss
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Stanbic IBTC Is Currently Recruiting by onihaxy: 9:17pm On Jul 01, 2015
samik900:
hi,wen did u write ur test?I wrote on d 6th buh I v nt got any feedbk to knw if I pass or nt!thou I apllied for biz banker
I didn't write. I work in one of the branches. That's how I got the info. Wish you best of luck

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