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[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Apologetic Nonsense. . . [/color][/quote]

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nigeria
A factory in Africa that manufactures black people . It is pronounced *Niger-ria*
Man it sure was a hard day at the Nigeria.

Little Tommy:"Mommy where do black people come from?"
Mom:"They come from the Nigeria of course!"

Come on down to the Nigeria, weve got low low prices on all black people!

1)People who are Nigerian who say things like

'akata'
'ewu'
'ah-ah'
'na wa o'
'comeon', followed by a long tirade to do a list of errands
'disting' for 'this thing'
'goslow' for traffic
'boot' for trunk
'pant' for underwear
'armpit thing' for deodeorant
'ching chong' for any asian person they see or talk to
2) A nigerian household that isn't complete without a pot of stew and rice , soup for fufu, in the refrigorator
3) A man who is persistent and without even knowing you claims that you are 'his wife'

4)People that are self confident and self assured and don't need to rely on reparations to get a job or go to college.
'ah-ah' , there is so much goslow, I need to go home, make am cook soup and fufu'

'omg, you're sooo nigerian'

a person from Nigeria ..

xteristics: outgoing, extremely intelligent and resourceful

if given the right environment would benefit the world ...

opposites: James the twit above
Wole Soyinka, Chinua Achebe

i prefer hairy girls=bcus u can always wax or shave

unlike stretch marks=u can never get rid of it

i am a girl tho

hilarious thread

u nigerians back home are so BUSH!!!!!