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iamsegsy:
@op av you received d alert? I just deposited #100k who can beat DAT

N200m

i'll take no. 3

Wetin be dat ur name sef “DRYakson”

A good and serious Graphics Designer, to work in a reputable company located around Amuwo Odofin/Festac. please interested person should contact me on dis number 08175097297 (sms only) for more info.

Yes! it is very possible, God can back up the decree of his follower. if the Pastor says "Say i am a Chosen whenever you meet danger, you will be saved. if the Pastor is righteous enough, then God can back his statement. cos a righteous man can never be put to shame (says the Bible). And also the wiseness of men is foolish unto God. God uses the foolish things is this world to confirm the wise (we have a lot of examples in the Bible).

@ poster...get a life

Aki and Paw-paw plays the role of kids in Home-video. how sad Aki and Paw-paw plays the role of kids in Home-video. how sad

davades: When he was singing tears began to roll down her eyes; so Akpos replied: eyaah! I nor know say you love me reach dis level oh! Wow! My bodi dey sweet me.

The girl replied "nor be the song dey make me cry oh! Na the odour from your mouth dey pepper my eye". LoooooL

u try

Remember those days we used to "yab" ourself with words like these:


1. U no tall, u no short, u be like obioma pencil

2. with ur flat head like "Igbobi" sign board

3. U come my house, open my fridge, shout "Chei! so na here all the hamatan dey hide" mumu boy.

4. u chop grandnut finish, use the nylon sow handglove


please feel free to post yours here. thanks

U forget Voltron, Robin Hood (Old version), Doctor who....Chei! those when we dey fly Kites without footwear.....those days we dey carry slate go school....those days when music make sense.....TV (NTA) starts with cartoon by 4pm.....hmmmmmmm! i wish i can turn back the hand of time

Izap slim for sale @ N7,000 but negotiable. call 08175097297

DRY JOKE! sorry, can't help it

@labak
ur fada, don talk joke b4?

Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$ of u$, employee$, who have given $o much $upports and $ervice$ to the orgrani$ation.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Nomani $mith

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear NOmani,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has been changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well yet.

NOw, newspaper indicates world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the country may fall into aNOther recession. I wish it will NOt happen soon.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
MariNO PoNO

bright007:
INEC April fooling nigerians making dem tink 2dy is election =D, Naija we hail thee lwkmd dis one na anoda April fool 2 all Nigerians
Guiness Book of Records , Largest victims of April fools = 150 Million, naija, =))  
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' ‎​. Tuale jega

@poster, nice one but wetin concern Asernal for that list of dried jokes, huh?

i bought one (regretted it badly )

Brite02:
Snakes
Lion

Lion Ke?, Lmao

let's post food we don't like to eat.

Bread
Agbalumo (wetin dem dey call am 4 english?)
Kuli Kuli

any one has a neatly used starcomms Izap for sale or know someone who want to sell? please contact me immediately. thanks
harry_ezeyim2000@yahoo.com.

any one has a neatly used starcomms Izap for sale or know someone who want to sell? please contact me immediately. thanks
harry_ezeyim2000@yahoo.com.

any one has a neatly used starcomms Izap for sale or know someone who want to sel?l please contact me immediately. thanks
harry_ezeyim2000@yahoo.com.

any has a neatly used starcomms Izap for sale or know someone who want to sell please contact me immediately. thanks
harry_ezeyim2000@yahoo.com.

funny