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RomanceYour Mother Or Girlfriend: Who Cooks Best? by onomemike(op): 2:25am On Jul 28, 2014
The blood-bound between mother and son makes nearly every man regard his mother as the best cook ever.

The question is, what happens when he gets married?

Would he still regard his mother as the best cook or keep up with a pretense towards his wife?
FoodDo You Eat Eba With Your Hand Or Cutlery. WHY? by onomemike(op): 1:56am On Jul 28, 2014
Its no news that civilization have eatten dip into our culture as Nigerians.

However I intend to get individual views on the act of eating Eba with either your hands or with some cutlery(e.g spoon, Folk) and whyhuh?
Education2014/2015 Mapoly P-utme Form And Registration Still In Progress.. View Here !!! by onomemike(op): 7:30am On Jul 22, 2014
MAPOLY APPLICANTS ARE HEREBY ADVISED TO COMPLETE THEIR REGISTRATION ASAP AS THE EXAM TIME-TABLE WOULD SOON BE MADE AVAILABLE.....

FOR THOSE WHO HAVENT BOUGHT THE FORMS, PLS DO, because THINGS HAVE CHANGED IN MAPOLY SO HAS ADMISSION PROCESS. AND TIME INDEED IS OF ESSENCE.

FOR MORE INFO,
CALL ME ON : 08032622473

PLS NO FLASHING
EducationMoshood Abiola Polytechnic Post Utme And Hnd Form Is Now On Sale......click Here by onomemike(op): 9:16am On Jul 20, 2014
This is to inform you that the MAPOLY post utme forms is now on sale .

For further info on MAPOLY POST UTME Form...: Call 08032622473

Pls Prospective students alone...

All the best.
HealthRe: Penis Implants To Help Treat Erectile Dysfunction by onomemike: 12:00pm On Jul 16, 2014
you sure?
eunisam: Abuja - Erectile dysfunction
can result from a wide range
of causes, both physical and
psychological, and often
involves several interlinked
causes. This can make treating the underlying reasons behind
the problem difficult.
As a result, most treatment
options aim to bypass these
underlying causes and treat
the condition symptomatically by giving the patient control
over their erection. The most
common solution to this is
drug-based therapy, such as
Viagra.
However some patients do not find such medications
effective, or are medically
unsuitable to receive it. Men
who have blood vessel
problems, for instance, are
usually contra-indicated from receiving such drugs.
Implants are either inflatable
or semi-rigid. Inflatable
implants involve two or three
chambers being inserted into
the shaft of the penis. A reservoir of salt water is also
inserted into the belly or
around the penis area which
can be used to pump water
into the chambers, thus
making the penis rigid. This liquid can then be returned to
the reservoir after sex.
Semi-rigid implants are not
inflatable, and thus the patient
maintains a constantly firm
penis. The implants may be maneuvered by hand to make
the penis straight and firm for
sex, and then bent into a more
comfortable position the rest
of the time. Because of the
constantly "erect penis" these implants are not ideal for men
with very large joysticks.
Penile implants provide a long-
term, non-pharmacological
solution, though they do
require serious surgery to implement. The procedure is
usually done under general
anaesthetic and patients may
have to stay in hospital for up
to two days and then follow a
two-week course of antibiotics. Sex should be
avoided for at least a month
after the procedure, and men
should be wary of tight
clothing around the groin for
up to 6 weeks. In general, penile implants are
received well by patients with
a high satisfaction rate for
both kinds of implant. While
the erections produced by the
devices are not the same as those that occur naturally, they
still allow for a relatively
normal sexual experience. http://m.news24.com/nigeria/Lifestyle/Penis-implants-to-help-treat-erectile-dysfunction-20140716
HealthRe: Plz Help;Skin Specialists Or Dermatologists by onomemike: 10:28pm On Jul 12, 2014
Good day Sir, You could come run tests in our centre then we'll determine what Herbal Medication you should embark on for effectiveness. Call me on 08130886936 for directions.
Daninya1: As a teen,i suffered from pimples but with time it frizzled up...2 yrs bck,i noticed 2 stubborn ones that made my effort to get rid of them futile.with luck, i got rid of 1 which emitted lots of dead like fatty oil...the 2nd took me time to get rid of...there was a discharge of a lot of blood and fatty oil...but up till date,it seems to be growing...I am not comfortable cuz its on my fore-head....some people are saying its keloid or cyst making the healing process frutile...i went to a doctor who adviced me that i should let it be....I am confused!Are there conventional or herbal remedies for ithuh...It is growing on my forehead,why should i let it behuh...I need help urgently.....Tanx in anticipation...
EducationMapoly Hnd Form Is On Sale...check Here 4 Info by onomemike(op): 11:31pm On Jul 11, 2014
This is for students wishing to apply for HND programmes in MAPOLY,

OND, pls be patient

Call 08032622473 for details of sales and further Info. Best of Luck
HealthRe: Pre-mature expulsion Problem by onomemike: 7:16pm On Jul 11, 2014
There's a Product called Revive by Kedi health care and fidson Nigeria. Nafdac registered. Im a natural therapist consultant. You could give me a call to conduct a comprehensive test on you before treatment. 08130886936.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Not Sponsored By Anti-jonathan Politicians — US Officials by onomemike: 4:11pm On Jul 05, 2014
Nice conspiracy theory tho but let's look at it from dis view; will a south south govt target Christian settlements up north with BH attacks even if It would have, would'nt there have been heavy repraisal attacks on northern settlements in deep south? Or is it a case of the northern elites and big wigs trying to tannish the image of the present govt and label it incompetent? Frankly the north has Ego centred leaders who have turned their back on their youths. Rather than ecourage them to become educated and encourage them with scholarships like the Niger delta has done, they keep encouraging them to pick up weapons and even run after cows here and there. The difference between the average youth from the south and his counterpart from d north is Enlightenment and not illusion. Ok check dis out why is Tambawal not chasing cow here and there, why is Sanusi not taking up weapons. Look my friend Your greatest problems are your northern leaders. They are only after themselves thats all. Enriching their pockets and Telling u guys cock and bull stories to make you believe you are being sidelined! Big fat LIE! Turn now and go after your Leaders or first Get educated as I presume u r very ignorant so u could see this truth. I rest my case for ur head. quote author=Toktee]Shut up,do you thnk we are stupid,we are aware of what edwin clark,asari bin dokubu are doing,nw minimal is aiding them,do you thnk we are stpid like you?
You guys down south want ur lame dock president bck to office nxt year by all means,that is why u are trying evrythng to make sure that the tempo on bokohallam will go on untill during the election so dat jonathan will say election will nt take place in the affected states whch happened to be an opposition stronghold,dude we are nt stupid like u owk.[/quote]
EducationGet Mapoly Post Utme News Now by onomemike(op): 10:47pm On Jun 28, 2014
For full info on MAPOLY POST UTME Form...: Follow me on Instagram @ oseremenwan

Pls Prospective students alone...
Educational ServicesBRAKING NEWS :: Mapoly Post-utme Lodging..... Maximum Security Quaranteed. by onomemike(op): 6:48pm On Jul 25, 2012
Hello guys...this information is strictly for all Prospective
Students of The Moshood Abiola Polytechnic (MAPOLY) who
are to write the 2012/2013 Post utme examination either on
Friday 27th of July or Saturday 11th of August.

If you are interested in lodging an apartment around MAPOLY
Campus environment, where you can stay a day or two, and
be rest assured of your security before embarking on your
journey back home or to your various states or destinations
where you came from after you may have written your post
utme exams, feel free to call any of the underlisted numbers
because they are reliable and trust worthy when it comes to
the welfare and well being of students

CALL LINE :: 08032622473, 08189052110 Or add us up on
facebook @ michael-posh ohunyon

NOTE:
<1> Your lodging gives you the opportunity to read or revise
your books , know more about MAPOLY and also mix with
your fellow p-utme candidates.
<2> Limited Space Available....as we urge you to book your
lodge now because others have started doing so.

Thank You As You Comply
EducationMapoly Post-utme Lodging..... Maximum Security Quaranteed by onomemike(op): 6:06pm On Jul 25, 2012
Hello guys...this information is strictly for all Prospective Students of The Moshood Abiola Polytechnic (MAPOLY) who are to write the 2012/2013 Post utme examination either on Friday 27th of July or Saturday 11th of August.

If you are interested in lodging an apartment around MAPOLY Campus environment, where you can stay a day or two, and be rest assured of your security before embarking on your journey back home or to your various states or destinations where you came from after you may have written your post utme exams, feel free to call any of the underlisted numbers because they are reliable and trust worthy when it comes to the welfare and well being of students

CALL LINE :: 08032622473, 08189052110 Or add us up on facebook @ michael-posh ohunyon

NOTE:
<1> Your lodging gives you the opportunity to read or revise your books , know more about MAPOLY and also mix with your fellow p-utme candidates.

<2> Limited Space Available....as we urge you to book your lodge now because others have started doing so.

Thank You As You Comply
AdvertsEhis Food Services Now In Town....click For More Info.. by onomemike(op): 6:57am On Jul 07, 2012
A golden opportunity is here for everyone who has a special event or occassion which you feel must be the talk of the town....knowing fully well that your guest, family and friends must really enjoy the Big Day....Why not seek the help of Professioals today cos you can't afford a mistake..

As EHIS ENTREPRISE NIGERIA LIMITED is offering a special and affordable service to any of your forthcoming events with exquisite, well prepared and delicious African and Foreign meals, snacks and Drinks which your guest cannot help but thank you for.

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I would leave you with this Quote to ponder upon......
" No one would ever taste a Delicious meal and remain quiet" ......His first spoon provokes the second and that's the feeling!!!

Thanks for Your Patronage

Yours Faithfully
EENL (signed)
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