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Music/RadioGangsters by onos(op): 7:23pm On Jan 08, 2008
see have been true hell nigga
i have seen 36 mudarfuker at
my back 20 in number this nigas are sooting but they a'nt hit nothing
escaped thru the duct like a thin air took thier breath one at a tine in rapid sucession
Rap BattlesRe: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by onos(m): 7:15pm On Jan 08, 2008
yo am about to get shit cracking,
when i bust shit nigaa will be scooping
on my lines like tantaliser ice cream/
see nigga my doctor has got me diagnosed of diarrhoria
cause have been stoling lyrics up and down the place/
whats wrong with u mother fuckers while are u shilvring like u on a death
row', petrol is highly inflamable but am more inflamable mix
me with ur rymes and imight get it blown up/
rap my way to the depth of the hood
when i pull out my gun niggas take to thier
heels/ u got a beef and igot abeef resolver and is name is revolver/
Jokes EtcImpressing a Young Lady by onos(op): 11:13am On Nov 10, 2005
there was this guy who wastoasting agirl and was telling lies that is parents were wealthy.the
guy brought this beautiful girl hiome, as they were busy playing love, this guys younger ran past them wth an head of fish this guy pursued this brother and gave him aknock on the head.
hisyounger brother cried out saying to the beautiful girl 'do not mind my brothe our papa no get money na garri we dey soak, na my papa be the shoe maker for that area and the woman wey dey roast corn na our mama' What an embarrasment
Jokes EtcIN DA CHURCH by onos(op): 1:04pm On Oct 24, 2005
there was this guy he was invited to a church, before hewent to the church he ate spoit beans.
when he got to the church his stomach waz turning him while pastor was praying.
As he was shifgting his ass the pastor tought the holy spirit was working on the guy, so he walked up to him and started hiting his ass saying, "recieve it" shit startted falling from this guys ass . WHAT AN EMBARRASSMENT
Jokes Etchungery rat by onos(op): 5:21pm On Sep 29, 2005
there was this guy he was hungery for two weeks, he had no food nor money.
a very fat and big rat ran into his house. two weeks later the rat came out and looked very
thin, on it way out the saw the man still feeling hungery, the rat hissed and walk away
theguy laughed saying OH jouthink say food dey
Jokes Etcthe three Friends by onos(op): 6:58pm On Sep 08, 2005
There were two friends onename peter and other paul.
peter borrowed paul some money, paul refused to pay
so,they were fighting [meanwhile aman was watching their fight]
paul killed him self so that he will not pay,peter killed himself so
he can collect his money the man watching found the fight intresting
so he killed himself so he can see the end of there fighting .

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